1. - SO THEN, THE GUY HITS THE
PING-PONG BALL WITH HIS DICK,
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3. - HEY, STAN,
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5. - YEAH.
WENDY SAID TO GIVE YOU THIS.
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7. - WHAT'S IT SAY?
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8. - "WE NEED TO TALK."
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9. - EHHH, WHEN A CHICK SAYS,
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10. YOU MIGHT
AS WELL JUST START
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11. PUNCHING YOURSELF
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12. - ARE YOU SURE
HE HAS A PROBLEM, WENDY?
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13. - YES.
I'VE READ ALL ABOUT IT.
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14. IT'S A REAL DISEASE.
IT'S CALLED HOARDING.
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15. PEOPLE WHO CAN'T
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16. AND THEY JUST KEEP LIVING IN
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17. UNTIL THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM
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18. - IS SOMETHING WRONG,
WENDY?
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19. - STAN, WE NEED TO TALK
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20. - MY LOCKER?
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21. - EVERY TIME I SEE THE CONDITION
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22. IT JUST KEEPS GETTING MESSIER
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23. I THINK YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.
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24. - ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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25. - IT'S SO FULL OF JUNK IT TAKES
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26. AND LATELY YOU'VE BEEN ASKING
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27. - WELL,
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28. - NO, STAN,
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29. AND IF YOU DON'T GET HELP,
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30. HOW MUCH LONGER
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31. - OH, COME ON.
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32. - THEN CAN WE THROW SOME STUFF
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33. - YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
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34. - OKAY. I'VE HIRED SOME EXPERTS
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35. WE'LL MAKE THIS AS EASY
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36. - HELLO, EVERYONE.
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37. I'M A HOARDING SPECIALIST,
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38. AND TODAY WE'RE GONNA HELP STAN
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39. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO AHEAD AND
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40. - WHAT? COME ON.
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
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41. - NOW, AS PART
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42. WE NEED TO MAKE SURE
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43. ANYTHING
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44. STAN NEEDS TO FEEL
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45. OR HIS PSYCHOSIS
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46. - MY PSYCHOSIS? LOOK,
IT ISN'T THAT BIG A DEAL.
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47. I'LL JUST
THROW THIS STUFF AWAY.
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48. - OKAY, GREAT.
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49. HOW ABOUT
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50. - WELL, NO,
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51. I NEED MY PENCIL BOX.
- OKAY, OKAY.
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52. WE'LL PUT THAT
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53. NOW HOW ABOUT THIS?
BROKEN TOOTHBRUSH.
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54. - WELL,
IT'S GOOD TO HAVE THAT
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55. BECAUSE SOMETIMES I REALLY WANT
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56. - BUT IT'S BROKEN.
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57. - YEAH, BUT IT WORKS
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58. - OKAY, OKAY.
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59. BROKEN TOOTHBRUSH IS GOING
RIGHT HERE BY THE PENCIL BOX.
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60. NOW HOW ABOUT THIS?
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61. OLD SANDWICH IN A BAGGIE
FILLED WITH MAGGOTS.
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62. EW!
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63. - WELL, THAT,
I MEAN, YEAH.
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64. I MEAN,
I KIND OF NEED THAT.
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65. LET'S JUST KEEP THAT.
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66. - IT'S FULL OF MAGGOTS, STAN.
CAN WE THROW IT AWAY?
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67. - WELL, I MIGHT NEED IT
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68. IF I EVER HAVE TO,
YOU KNOW, LIKE—
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69. - THE MAGGOTS
ARE CRAWLING DOWN MY HAND
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70. AND BITING MY WRIST,
STAN.
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71. CAN WE THROW THIS AWAY?
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72. - WELL, I GUESS SO, BUT—
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73. WAIT. THIS IS ALL HAPPENING
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74. CAN WE JUST SLOW DOWN?
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75. - NOW, HOW ABOUT THIS
EMPTY ASPIRIN BOTTLE?
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76. - WELL, NO,
DON'T THROW THAT OUT.
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77. - CAN WE THROW OUT THESE
WADDED UP PAPERS THEN?
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78. - NO, BECAUSE
THERE COULD BE
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79. SOMETHING WRITTEN ON ONE
OF THEM THAT'S IMPORTANT.
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80. NO, DON'T TAKE
MY EMPTY BOTTLE.
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81. GIVE ME BACK MY SANDWICH!
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82. - DUDE,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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83. - I DON'T—
I DON'T KNOW.
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84. - MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO
AND TALK TO THE COUNSELOR.
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85. - STAN, AS YOUR COUNSELOR,
I'M HERE TO HELP YOU
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86. WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS
YOU MIGHT HAVE, M'KAY?
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87. NOW, WHAT IS THE MATTER?
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88. - WELL, MY FRIENDS
ARE WORRIED
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89. THAT I'M SHOWING SIGNS
OF HOARDING.
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90. - HOARDING?
M'KAY. WHAT'S THAT?
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91. - WELL, APPARENTLY IT'S WHEN YOU
DON'T THROW ANYTH ING AWAY
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92. AND SOON YOU FIND YOURSELF
LIVING WITH A BUNCH OF JUNK.
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93. - HMM,
I HAVEN'T HEARD OF THAT.
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94. BUT IT DEFINITELY
SOUNDS BAD, M'KAY?
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95. - MR. MACKEY, IS THERE ANYTHING
MAYBE YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
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96. - ME?
LIKE—LIKE WHAT?
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97. - WELL, LIKE, YOU'VE GOT
AN OLD MILK CARTON HERE
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98. FROM A MONTH AGO
THAT'S LIKE—
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99. - DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT.
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100. THAT'S NOT SOMETHING
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101. IF YOU THROW THAT AWAY,
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102. I WILL RAPE YOU
IN THE MOUTH, M'KAY?
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103. I WILL RAPE YOU
IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
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104. M'KAY?
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105. - THERE'S NO DOUBT
ABOUT IT.
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106. THE SCHOOL COUNSELOR HERE
IS A CLASS FIVE HOARDER.
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107. AS FOR YOUR SON,
MR. AND MRS. MARSH,
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108. HE'S EASILY CLASS THREE.
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109. - BUT WHY IS MR. MACKEY
DOING THIS NOW?
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110. - YES, OUR SON HAS
ALWAYS BEEN FAIRLY CLEAN.
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111. - WE DON'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT
WHAT CAUSES HOARDING,
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112. BUT WE DO KNOW
IT OFTEN RELATES
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113. TO SOME KIND OF
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114. IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU,
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115. WE'D LIKE TO RUN SOME TESTS
ON THE BOTH OF THEM.
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116. - IS THAT REALLY
NECESSARY FOR STAN?
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117. IT'S JUST HIS LOCKER.
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118. - I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU REALIZE
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119. HOW SERIOUS
LOCKER HOARDING IS.
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120. IT CAN LEAD TO ROOM HOARDING,
THEN HOUSE HOARDING.
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121. IN SOME CASES, PEOPLE EVEN
HOARD ANIMALS LIKE CATS.
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122. - OH, YEAH.
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123. LIKE THAT WEIRD GUY
OVER ON BURGESS ROAD.
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124. THAT GUY, MR. YELMAN.
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125. HE'S BEEN HOARDING ANIMALS
FOR YEARS NOW.
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126. - OH, NO.
REALLY?
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127. - MR. YELMAN, WE'VE RECEIVED
SOME DISTURBING REPORTS
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128. THAT YOU MIGHT BE
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129. - WELL, I—THAT IS, I—
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130. - IT'S OKAY, MR. YELMAN.
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131. I'M A HOARDING SPECIALIST.
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132. WHAT YOU HAVE
IS AN ILLNESS.
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133. - DON'T WORRY,
MR. AND MRS. MARSH.
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134. DR. CH INSTRAP IS A PROFESSIONAL
AT MEMORY REGRESSION.
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135. THIS SHOULD PROVE
VERY HELPFUL.
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136. - ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.
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137. WE ARE ALL HERE TO FACE THE
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138. NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.
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139. EVERYONE HERE
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140. WHETHER IT'S OFFICE HOARDING
OR IN THE LOCKER,
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141. OR EVEN THE HOARDING
OF ANIMALS.
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142. - EXCUSE ME,
BUT I AM A SHEEPHERDER.
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143. - IT'S PRONOUNCED HOARDER.
AND YES, YOU ARE.
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144. - BUT I'M ACTUALLY
HERDING SHEEP.
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145. - YES,
YOU ARE HURTING SHEEP
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146. BY HOARDING THEM,
AREN'T YOU?
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147. IT'S GOOD YOU REALIZE THAT.
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148. - NO, BUT I
JUST THOUGHT THAT—
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149. - NOW, LISTEN,
THERE'S A PSYCHOLOGICAL REASON
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150. YOU'RE ALL DOING THIS,
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151. GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT.
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152. WE'RE GONNA DO SOME
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153. I'LL BE TAKING YOU DEEP
INTO YOUR MEMORIES,
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154. INTO YOUR PAST.
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155. - M'KAY, THAT SOUNDS
LIKE IT COULD BE BAD, M'KAY?
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156. - TRUST ME, I'M KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING.
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157. I WANT THE THREE OF YOU TO RELAX
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158. A LONE CLOUD...
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159. FLOATING, CHANGING.
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160. LIGHT, COOL AIR...
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161. BLOWING ON THE CLOUD.
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162. FLOAT—
AAH! AAH! AAH!
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163. - OH, DEAR JESUS, GOD!
- OH, MY GOD!
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164. - SORRY, I JUST GOT A WEIRD
GAS BUBBLE FOR A SECOND.
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165. ANYWAY, A LONE CLOUD,
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166. FLOATING,
WISPS OF COOL AIR.
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167. NOW THE CLOUD IS NEAR YOU.
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168. YOU—YOU REACH OUT TO IT.
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169. - M'KAY.
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170. - IT'S THE CLOUD OF
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171. YOUR CHILDHOOD, PERHAPS.
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172. WHAT DO YOU SEE
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173. WHO'S IN THE CLOUD?
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174. - BILLY, BILLY THOMPSON.
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175. - THERE HE IS.
HEY, MACKEY!
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176. - OH, HI, BILLY.
NICE TO SEE YOU, M'KAY.
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177. - COME HERE!
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178. - UH, WELL, I ACTUALLY NEED
TO GET HOME, M'KAY.
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179. - YOU SNITCHED AND TOLD
THE PRINCIPAL I WAS SMOKING.
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180. - OH, WELL, UH,
SMOKING'S BAD, M'KAY.
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181. AAH!
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182. - YOU'RE GONNA DIE, MACKEY!
HOLD HIS LEGS.
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183. - AAH! NO, NO,
NO, PLEASE!
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184. AAH! AAH!
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185. AAH!
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186. - COME BACK HERE!
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187. M'KAY, M'KAY.
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188. IT'S M'KAY,
THEY'RE GONE.
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189. IT'S M'KAY, IT'S M'KAY.
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190. GONNA TURN ON THE LIGHT.
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191. - WHAT? WHOA, WAIT.
WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
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192. - SHH! BE QUIET.
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193. - EXCUSE ME,
WHERE ARE WE?
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194. - SHH!
YOU'VE GOT TO BE QUIET.
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195. BILLY THOMPSON'S OUT THERE!
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196. - WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
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197. - WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?
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198. - THE COUNSELOR'S FLAT-TOP
READERS ARE CALCULATING
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199. WITH THE BOY'S
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200. - OH, JESUS!
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201. - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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202. - IT MEANS MR. MACKEY'S
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203. IS SO VIVID,
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204. IT ACTUALLY SUCKED THE OTHER
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205. - WHAT?
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206. - I'M AFRAID YOUR SON
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207. HAS GONE INTO
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208. - OH, COME ON,
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209. HOW IS THAT—HOW IS THAT
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210. - IT'S NOT STUPID AT ALL.
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211. PINKERTON,
YOU EXPLAIN THE LOGIC,
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212. AND I'LL PROVIDE
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213. - ALL RIGHT.
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214. LOOK, IT IS POSSIBLE TO ENTER
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215. - DOO DOO DOO DOO
DOO DOO DOO DOO
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216. - SEND DREAMTRACKERS TO GO
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217. INTO A PERSON'S SUBCONSCIOUS
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218. LIKE A SPY, SEEING THEIR DREAMS
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219. PERHAPS EVEN PLANTING IDEAS.
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220. IF ONE PERSON
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221. THEIR DREAM CAN ACTUALLY
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222. AROUND THE FIRST PERSON
I TALKED ABOUT WHO'S DREAMING.
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223. AND THEN,
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224. WOULD BE IN DANGER
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225. - YAY, MY BEDROOM!
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226. YEP, TH IS IS
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227. - MR. MACKEY.
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228. - LITE-BRITE,
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229. WHAT A SIGHT,
MAKING THINGS WITH LITE-BRITE
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230. M'KAY.
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231. - MR. MACKEY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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232. - WELL, TH IS IS
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233. I CAN MAKE TH INGS WITH LIGHTS
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234. CLOWNS, M'KAY.
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235. - COME ON, DUDE,
YOU GOTTA WAKE UP.
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236. - OH, YEAH.
MY EVEL KNIEVEL DOLL.
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237. I CAN CRANK THE MOTORCYCLE,
M'KAY.
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238. I PUT IT ON THIS THING,
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239. M'KAY, NOW CRANK IT BACK.
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240. NOW JUST LET IT GO.
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241. OOH! M'KAY, M'KAY.
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242. - MR. MACKEY, I REALIZE THIS
M IGHT BE FUN FOR YOU,
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243. BUT IT TOTALLY ISN'T
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244. - HEY, LOOK WHAT'S ON!
IT'S ZOOM!
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245. - EXCUSE ME. I REALLY NEED
TO GET BACK TO MY SHEEP.
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246. - I'M WORKING ON IT!
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247. - WRITE ZOOM,
"Z," DOUBLE "O,"M."
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248. BOX 350, BOSTON, MASS.
02134
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249. M'KAY?
- DUDE, PLEASE WAKE UP.
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250. YOU'RE A GROWN MAN IN
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251. - YOU CAN HIDE IN YOUR HOUSE
FOR NOW, MACKEY!
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252. BUT TOMORROW IS
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253. FRISCO WOODS!
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254. AND I'M GONNA DO THINGS TO YOU
YOU'LL NEVER FORGET!
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255. - NO, BILLY, PLEASE? M'KAY?
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256. I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT THE SMOKING THING.
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257. - SEE YOU IN THE WOODS TOMORROW,
DEAD MAN!
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258. - OH, JESUS.
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259. - IS THAT WHY WE'RE HERE?
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260. DID SOMETHING REALLY BAD HAPPEN
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261. - YEAH, IT'S PROBABLY
GONNA BE BAD, M'KAY.
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262. - M'KAY.
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263. - WHAT KIND OF HOARDING
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264. YOU TRAPPED OUR SON IN
HIS COUNSELOR'S SUBCONSCIOUS,
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265. AND NOW YOU'RE SAYING
HE COULD DIE IN THERE?
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266. - BELIEVE ME, THIS IS THE LAST
THING I WANTED TO HAVE HAPPEN.
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267. - THAT DOES IT!
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268. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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269. - I'M GOING IN!
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270. IF THEY'RE LOCKED
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271. THEN MAYBE I CAN BE TOO!
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272. - ARE YOU CRAZY?
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273. MACKEY IS IN
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274. - DAMN YOUR INCONGRU ITIES!
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275. - IT'S A DREAM WORLD
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276. WHERE MACKEY CAN
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277. IT'S DANGEROUS!
- I SAID, GET ME IN THERE.
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278. - ALL RIGHT.
YOU WANT TO RISK YOUR ASS, FINE!
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279. YOU SEE A CLOUD.
IT'S A FLUFFY CLOUD, FLOATING.
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280. HAPPY.
HAPPY, FLUFFY CLOUD.
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281. YOU REACH OUT TO IT.
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282. - AH!
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283. - ALL RIGHT, KIDS,
EVERYONE ON THE BUS.
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284. - WAIT, WAIT.
WHERE THE HELL ARE WE NOW?
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285. - IT'S THE DAY OF
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286. - COME ON, MACKEY,
WE'RE WAITING FOR YOU.
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287. - OH, JESUS.
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288. - MR. MACKEY,
YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP.
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289. I DON'T BELONG HERE.
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290. I NEED TO HAVE
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291. - EVERYONE ON THE BUS NOW.
WE'RE RUNN ING LATE.
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292. - EXCUSE ME.
I'M ACTUALLY A SHEEP HERDER.
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293. - IT'S PRONOUNCED HOARDER,
YOUNG MAN, AND IF YOU ARE,
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294. YOU SHOULD TALK TO
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295. - YES, BUT I-I'M S—
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296. - PLEASE, I DON'T WANT TO GO ON
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297. - STAN! STAN!
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298. - DAD, IS THAT YOU?
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299. - YES, IT'S ME, STAN.
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300. - WHERE ARE YOU?
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301. - IT'S ME, UP HERE.
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302. I'M A BUTTERFLY.
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303. - WHAT THE HELL
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304. - I'M FLYING FREE WITH
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305. - DID YOU COME HERE
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306. - I WAS GONNA,
BUT OOH, THIS IS FUN!
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307. - DAD, YOU'VE GOT TO
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308. AND BRING US BACK
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309. - BUTTERFLIES HAVE NO CONCERN
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310. I'M GONNA GO FIND ME
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311. - DAD!
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312. - AH! AH! AHH!
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313. - AAH!
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314. - UH-OH,
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315. - WHAT IS IT?
- THE FATHER.
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316. HE'S GONE COMPLETELY
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317. - OFF CHART?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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318. - WE DON'T EVEN KNOW.
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319. - I TOLD HIM NOT TO GO INTO
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320. HE SHOULD HAVE WAITED FOR
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321. - WHO ARE THE EXPERTS?
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322. - GET THAT DOOR CLOSED.
KEEP ME COVERED.
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323. - AH, GOOD.
YOU'RE HERE.
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324. - WHAT'S THE SITCH?
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325. - FOUR PEOPLE IN THERE,
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326. ALL STUCK
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327. - WE NEED TO MOVE THEM ALL
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328. BEFORE THE PROJECTIONS
KILL THEM.
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329. - WHAT NEXT DREAM LEVEL?
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330. - ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
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331. RIGHT NOW, THEY'RE ALL
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332. - DOO DOO DOO DOO
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333. - WE NEED TO GO IN
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334. SO THEY CAN GO INTO A DREAM
WITH IN A DREAM.
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335. - WHY?
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336. - BECAUSE IN THE DREAM
WITH IN THE DREAM,
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337. WE CAN PROTECT THEM
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338. - WHAT'S THAT?
- EMPTY SCARY DREAM SPACE.
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339. - SO, LIKE A NIGHTMARE?
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340. - NO, LIKE A NIGHTMARE
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341. - WHY CAN'T YOU WAKE UP
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342. - YOU CAN, BUT SOMEONE
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343. HAS TO KICK YOU AWAKE
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344. - THAT DOESN'T SOUND
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345. - IT IS.
- WHY?
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346. - AAH!
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347. - OKAY, FINE.
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348. SO YOU'RE GONNA TAKE MY SON
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349. TO A DREAM WITHIN THE DREAM,
AND THEN WHAT?
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350. - THEN WE GO
INTO YOUR HUSBAND'S DREAMS.
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351. - OKAY.
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352. - BUT YOUR HUSBAND
WILL THINK
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353. WE'RE IN
HASSELBECK'S DREAMS.
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354. - OKAY, WAIT.
WHO'S HASSELBECK?
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355. - I AM.
- OKAY. WAIT. NO.
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356. WHY DO WE NEED
A FOOTBALL PLAYER?
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357. - SOMETIMES THOUGHTS
OF MY DEAD WIFE
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358. MANIFEST THEMSELVES
AS TRAINS.
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359. - ARE YOU ALL SAYING THAT
YOU CAN GO INTO A DREAM
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360. AND TAKE PEOPLE IN THAT DREAM
INTO THEIR OWN DREAMS?
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361. - NOT ALL THE TIME.
JUST TH IS ONCE.
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362. AND MAYBE ONE OTHER TIME.
- IT'S SO COMPLEX AND COOL.
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363. - JUST BECAUSE AN IDEA
IS OVERLY CONVOLUTED
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364. AND COMPLEX
DOESN'T MAKE IT COOL.
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365. GOING TO
MULTIPLE DREAM LEVELS
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366. SOUNDS LIKE
A REALLY STUPID IDEA.
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367. - YOU JUST DON'T GET IT 'CAUSE
YOU'RE NOT SMART ENOUGH.
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368. LET'S MOVE.
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369. - WILL THEY BE ABLE TO
WAKE MACKEY UP?
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370. - IF THEY DON'T, IT'LL BE THE
END OF EUROPE AS WE KNOW IT.
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371. - WHY?
- BECAUSE.
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372. - HELLO, KIDS.
MY NAME IS RANGER PETE.
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373. - HI, RANGER PETE.
- HI, RANGER PETE. M'KAY.
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374. - TODAY WE'RE GONNA
BE LEARNING
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375. ALL ABOUT THESE
AMAZING EVERGREENS
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376. AND THIS FRAGILE ECOSYSTEM.
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377. - OH, THAT SHOULD BE FUN,
M'KAY.
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378. EHHHH.
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379. - BUT FIRST, WE HAVE
A VERY SPECIAL GUEST.
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380. IT'S WOODSY OWL.
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381. - OH, BOY, WOODSY OWL.
- WHO'S THAT?
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382. - GIVE A HOOT,
DON'T POLLUTE, M'KAY?
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383. - HI, I'M WOODSY OWL,
REMINDING YOU ALL
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384. TO PLEASE PICK UP YOUR TRASH
AND KEEP OUR FORESTS CLEAN.
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385. IN THE CITY
OR IN THE WOODS
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386. - HELP KEEP AMERICA
LOOKING GOOD
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387. M'KAY
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388. OH, I LOVE THAT SONG.
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389. - ALL RIGHT, KIDS,
TIME TO SPLIT UP
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390. AND GO INTO THE FOREST.
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391. LET'S DIVIDE YOU ALL UP
INTO GROUPS OF SIX.
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392. - WE WANT TO BE
IN MACKEY'S GROUP.
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393. - OH, NO,
THAT'S M'KAY.
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394. WE'LL, UH, WE'LL GET PAIRED
WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
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395. - THAT'S FINE.
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396. YOU SIX BOYS CAN TEAM UP
AND BE OUR FIRST GROUP IN.
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397. - OH, NO. OH, GOD.
HERE IT COMES, M'KAY.
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398. - IS THIS THE DREAM
OR THE DREAM WITHIN THE DREAM?
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399. - I THINK IT'S THE DREAM INSIDE
THE MATRIX INSIDE THE DREAM.
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400. - OH, WELL,
JUST KEEP SHOOTING.
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401. - WHAT THE FUCK?
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402. - OH!
- MOMMY? MOMMY?
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403. - AHH!
- OOH!
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404. - SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT
ALL THOSE PEOPLE IN THERE
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405. ARE SOMEHOW TRAPPED
IN ONE PERSON'S DREAM?
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406. - YES, AND SO THAT'S WHY I
CALLED THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.
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407. I DON'T KNOW
WHERE ELSE TO TURN.
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408. - BUT WAIT, IF THOSE PEOPLE
GOT STUCK IN THERE,
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409. WHY WOULDN'T WE?
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410. - IT'S VERY SIMPLE.
YOU SEE...
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411. - DOO DOO DOO DOO
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412. - WHEN THE DREAM EXPERTS
GO IN,
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413. THEY ATTEMPT TO TAKE THE SUBJECT
TO A DREAM WITHIN A DREAM.
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414. - LIKE A TACO
WITH IN A TACO?
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415. - A DOUBLE DECKER
TACO SUPREME.
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416. - EXACTLY.
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417. BUT ONLY DREAM SPIES
HAVE THE ABILITY
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418. TO GO DEEPER
INTO DREAM LEVELS,
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419. AND FIREMEN HAVE
THE ABILITY TO BRING LADDERS
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420. INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S DREAMS.
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421. - WAIT, WAIT, WHOA, WHOA.
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422. HOW COULD YOU TAKE
A LADDER INTO A DREAM?
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423. - DOO DOO DOO DOO
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424. - BECAUSE THE FIREMEN DREAMS
AREN'T LIKE DREAMS AT ALL.
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425. THEY'RE MORE LIKE A DREAM WITHIN
A MATRIX WITHIN A DREAM.
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426. - DID SOMEBODY
ORDER A PIZZA?
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427. - NO.
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428. - PROBABLY ONE OF THEM
IN THE DREAM.
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429. - ALL RIGHT.
I'M GOING IN.
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430. - LOOK, IF WE CAN GET
THE FIRE DEPARTMENT
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431. INTO THE COUNSELOR'S DREAM,
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432. THEN WE CAN
JUMP EVERYONE DOWN
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433. AT LEAST ANOTHER
SIX DREAM LEVELS.
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434. THAT WAY, WE'LL BE
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435. IN THE COUNSELOR'S DEEPEST
LEVEL OF SUBCONSCIOUS,
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436. AND IT WILL BE LIKE A TACO
INSIDE A TACO
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437. WITH IN A TACO BELL
THAT'S INSIDE A KFC
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438. WITH IN A MALL
THAT'S INSIDE YOUR DREAM!
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439. AH BAH BAH BAH BAH
JEE JAPA CAH CAH
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440. - OHH! OHH!
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441. - AAH! AH! AAH!
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442. NOT AGAIN, M'KAY?
AAH!
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443. - MR. MACKEY,
STOP RUNNING!
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444. - BUT THEY'RE GONNA
KICK MY BUTT, M'KAY?
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445. THEY'RE GONNA KICK IT BAD.
- LOOK, DUDE.
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446. WHATEVER HAPPENED
WITH THOSE BULLIES,
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447. YOU JUST HAVE TO STOP RUNNING
AND FACE IT.
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448. IT'S JUST A DREAM, DUDE.
YOU CAN CONTROL WHAT HAPPENS.
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449. STAND UP TO THEM THIS TIME.
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450. - OH, NO, BUT I DON'T
REMEMBER WHAT THEY DID.
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451. I JUST REMEMBER THE FIELD TRIP
BEING REALLY BAD, M'KAY?
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452. - THERE HE IS!
YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER!
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453. - OH, GOD, OH, GOD,
OH, GOD, OH, GOD.
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454. - MR. MACKEY,
GO AND FACE IT, PLEASE,
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455. SO THAT WE CAN
GET OUT OF HERE
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456. AND FIND OUT
WHY WE'RE HOARDING.
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457. - BUT I LITERALLY HERD SHEEP.
- SHUT UP!
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458. - M'KAY, M'KAY,
I CAN DO THIS.
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459. I'M JUST GONNA STAND
AND FACE WHAT HAPPENS, M'KAY?
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460. - SOMEBODY...
ORDER PIZZA?
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461. PIZZA?
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462. - MR. MACKEY
MUST BE DREAMING
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463. ABOUT SOMETHING
EXTREMELY TRAUMATIC.
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464. - ALL RIGHT.
THAT DOES IT.
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465. GET YOUR COAT.
- WHERE ARE WE GOING?
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466. - WE NEED TO GET HELP
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467. FROM THE MOST POWERFUL DREAM
INFILTRATOR IN THE WORLD.
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468. - YOU DON'T MEAN—?
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469. - HELLO, FREDDY.
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470. YOU'RE LOOKING HEALTHY.
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471. - CHINSTRAP.
WHAT HAPPENED?
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472. YOU RUN OUT OF STOOLIES
TO DO YOUR WORK?
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473. - ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
WE'RE IN A PICKLE AGAIN,
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474. AND WE NEED YOUR HELP.
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475. GOT SOME PEOPLE TRAPPED
INSIDE A DREAM.
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476. - TOLD YOU A LONG TIME AGO,
I GAVE THAT UP.
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477. - THERE ARE SOME GOOD MEN
STUCK IN THERE.
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478. - I SAID
I'M DONE WITH IT!
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479. - EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT,
FRED?
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480. - IT'S FINE, BABE.
GET BACK IN THE HOUSE.
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481. - WIFE AND KIDS.
- NO THANKS TO YOU.
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482. - WE NEED YOU, FRED.
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483. - LIKE YOU NEEDED ME
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484. TO KILL THOSE TEENAGERS
TO STOP THE RUSSIANS?
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485. - WE HAD A COUNTRY
TO PROTECT!
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486. - PROTECT IT YOURSELVES
THIS TIME.
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487. - DAMN IT,
I'M NOT WORKING
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488. FOR THE MILITARY ANYMORE,
KRUEGER.
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489. - THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE
NO PROBLEM COVERING IT UP.
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490. - SOME OF THOSE TRAPPED
ARE FIREMEN.
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491. PUBLIC SERVANTS,
INNOCENT IN ALL OF THIS.
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492. ALL RIGHT, FINE.
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493. - ALL RIGHT, BILLY,
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494. I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU
HURT ME THIS TIME, M'KAY?
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495. THIS TIME I'M GONNA
STAND UP FOR MYSELF.
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496. - YOU? GONNA TO FIGHT BACK?
I DON'T THINK SO.
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497. - YOU CAN DO IT,
MR. MACKEY.
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498. - GO AHEAD AND DO
YOUR WORST, BILLY.
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499. I'M FACING YOU HEAD ON,
M'KAY?
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500. - ALL RIGHT, MACKEY,
TAKE THIS.
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501. - GET THE PERIMETER SECURE.
MAKE SURE THEY'RE DEAD.
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502. - WHAT THE HELL?
- WE GOT THEM.
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503. THE BAD MEMORIES ARE DEAD.
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504. - ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.
THIS IS THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.
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505. DO NOT PANIC.
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506. - WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?
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507. - WE CAME TO RESCUE YOU
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508. FROM THE BAD GUYS
IN MACKEY'S DREAM.
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509. - WELL, WOULDN'T IT
HAVE BEEN BETTER
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510. TO HAVE MACKEY
FACE THEM ON HIS OWN?
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511. - NO, AS LONG AS
THE SOURCE OF THE DRAMA
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512. IS WIPED OUT,
THE COUNSELOR CAN WAKE UP.
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513. - RIGHT.
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514. - SO THEN,
WHY AREN'T WE WAKING UP?
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515. - UNLESS THE BULLIES
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516. OF THE COUNSELOR'S
BAD MEMORY.
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517. - HEY, THAT'S RIGHT.
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518. THE BULLIES DIDN'T EVEN
BEAT ME UP THAT DAY.
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519. I RAN AWAY FROM THEM.
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520. - OH. WHOOPS.
- I REMEMBER.
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521. I RAN AND I RAN AND I HID
IN THIS BU ILDING HERE,
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522. AND SOMEBODY WAS IN THERE,
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523. SOMEBODY WHO TALKED TO ME
REAL NICE
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524. AND THEN—AND THEN TOUCHED ME
SOMEWHERE BAD.
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525. - NO, WOODSY, M'KAY?
DON'T TOUCH MY PEE-PEE.
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526. NO, WOODSY, PLEASE,
I'LL GIVE A HOOT, M'KAY?
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527. WOODSY OWL, NO!
I'LL NEVER LITTER AGAIN!
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528. I'LL KEEP ALL MY TRASH!
NO, PLEASE, WOODSY, NO!
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529. - WHAT'S HAPPEN ING?
- DREAM CONUNDRUM.
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530. THIS IS BAD.
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531. - WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON?
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532. - THE BAD MEMORY
IS MAN IFESTING ITSELF!
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533. IT DIDN'T WANT TO BE
EXPOSED!
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534. - OUR DREAM BULLETS
DON'T HURT IT!
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535. - AAH!
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536. - NO.
NO MORE, WOODSY.
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537. - MR. MACKEY,
YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP NOW!
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538. - HE CAN'T!
DON'T YOU GET IT?
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539. WE'RE ALL GOING TO GO
TO LIMBO!
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540. - THERE IS A REAL HOOT
FOR YOU, WOODSY.
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541. - IT'S DEAD.
IT'S FINALLY DEAD.
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542. - SOMETHING'S HAPPENING!
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543. I'M GETTING BOGART LEVELS
ON ALL COUNTER-UPS!
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544. - THEY'RE WAKING UP!
THEY'RE COMING TO!
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545. - AH, YOU'RE BACK,
EVERYONE.
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546. - AW, DAMN IT.
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547. - THANKS, FREDDY.
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548. - IF ONLY I COULD HAVE
SAVED THE SHEEPHERDER.
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549. - WELL, DID YOU FIND
THE PAINFUL SOURCE
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550. OF YOUR HOARDING PROBLEMS,
MR. MACKEY?
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551. - I SURE DID.
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552. - TURNS OUT HE WAS
MOLESTED BY WOODSY OWL.
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553. - I'D COMPLETELY BLOCKED IT
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554. - SO, HE WAS HOARDING
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555. BECAUSE WHEN HE TRIED
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556. HIS SUBCONSCIOUS WOULD
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557. SAYING, "GIVE A HOOT,
DON'T POLLUTE,"
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558. AND TOUCHING H IS PEN IS
WITH HIS WING?
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559. - WOW, THAT IS SO COMPLEX
AND TRIPPY AND COOL.
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560. - WELL, NOW THAT WE'VE UNCOVERED
MACKEY'S SOURCE OF HOARDING,
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561. WE CAN FINALLY
MOVE ON TO YOURS, STAN.
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562. ARE YOU READY
FOR YOUR THERAPY?
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563. - I THINK
I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
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564. - STAN, DID YOU FIND OUT THE
REASON YOU'VE BEEN HOARDING?
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565. - WHATEVER IT IS,
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
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566. I'M JUST GONNA
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567. LIKE I SHOULD HAVE
TO BEGIN WITH.
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568. - BUT DUDE, THERE MUST BE
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569. YOU'RE NOT DEALING WITH.
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570. - DON'T CARE.
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571. AFTER GOING THROUGH
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572. AND SEEING
WHAT HAPPENED TO MACKEY,
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573. I DON'T WANT
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574. - HOW DO YOU KNOW
THAT WASN'T YOUR THERAPY?
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575. - BOOM BOOM DOO DOO
DOO DOO DOO DOO
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576. BOOM BOOM
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
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