1. - All right, cool, guys.
Gather all around.Copy !req
2. Everyone should be
a witness to this.Copy !req
3. All right, you ready?Copy !req
4. Now say,"I'm a dork and I
deserve what's coming to me."Copy !req
5. Come on, dude.Copy !req
6. "I'm a dork and I deserve
what's coming to me."Copy !req
7. - I'm a dork and I deserve
what's coming to me.Copy !req
8. Ow!
- All right, your turn, Craig.Copy !req
9. - Fellas, my underwear
is so far up my butt crack,Copy !req
10. my legs are numb.Copy !req
11. - Well, that's what you getCopy !req
12. for being
a douche bag again, Butters.Copy !req
13. You gotta take your medicine!Copy !req
14. - Yeah, I guess I deserve it.
- Hey, hey!Copy !req
15. What the hell are you guysCopy !req
16. picking on Butters for
this time?Copy !req
17. - Oh, dude, you guys are not
gonna believe this.Copy !req
18. You know
what we just found out?Copy !req
19. Well, it turns out
that Butters—our Butters—Copy !req
20. has never kissed a girl.Copy !req
21. - Oof!Copy !req
22. - So what?Copy !req
23. - So what?Copy !req
24. So I'm almost nine years old,Copy !req
25. and anyone who hasn't
kissed a girl by fourth gradeCopy !req
26. is a dork.Copy !req
27. - That's right.
- Oof!Copy !req
28. - You guys, we got it!Copy !req
29. We got it!Copy !req
30. Sally Darson
is selling kisses for $5!Copy !req
31. - Sellin' kisses?Copy !req
32. - She hangs out
behind the temp buildingCopy !req
33. during afternoon recess.Copy !req
34. She'll kiss any boy
that pays her.Copy !req
35. - You mean I'm...
gonna kiss a girl today?Copy !req
36. - So then when
she sticks her tongue out,Copy !req
37. you just kind of lick it
with your tongue.Copy !req
38. - Oh, boy.
I sure am nervous.Copy !req
39. - Nothing to be nervous about,
Butters.Copy !req
40. You're finally
going to become a man today.Copy !req
41. - Butters, I think you should
reconsider this.Copy !req
42. - How come?Copy !req
43. - Dude, you don't want
your first kissCopy !req
44. to be something you paid for.Copy !req
45. It's supposed to be special.Copy !req
46. - Oh, God, why don't you
go sit under a rainbowCopy !req
47. and write a poem, Kyle.Copy !req
48. - I gotta do this.Copy !req
49. I gotta know
what it feels like.Copy !req
50. - Oh, boy. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
51. Oh, stay calm, Butters.Copy !req
52. How was it?Copy !req
53. - Pretty worth it.Copy !req
54. - Go ahead, B-Butters.
Go—go get some.Copy !req
55. - I'm goin'.Copy !req
56. Ohh.Copy !req
57. Oh, hi.Copy !req
58. - Hey.Copy !req
59. - So, um, I was hoping
maybe I could get a kiss.Copy !req
60. - Okay, cool.Copy !req
61. - Yeah, cool.Copy !req
62. Okay.Copy !req
63. - So you got money?Copy !req
64. - Oh, money, right.Copy !req
65. There you go.Copy !req
66. A five dollar bill.
All for you.Copy !req
67. - All right.
You ready?Copy !req
68. - Thank you!Copy !req
69. - Atta boy, Butters!Copy !req
70. - You did it!Copy !req
71. - You're a man now!
- Good job, Butters!Copy !req
72. - Boy, oh, boy.Copy !req
73. I finally did it.Copy !req
74. I'm a man now.Copy !req
75. Jeez. I'm gonna start having
lots of responsibilities soon.Copy !req
76. I gotta start thinking about
a career.Copy !req
77. There's gonna be family and
bills to start worryin' about.Copy !req
78. No more playtime for you,
Butters.Copy !req
79. You gotta buckle down
and find—Copy !req
80. and find yourself
a way to make money.Copy !req
81. Hey, I know!Copy !req
82. Hey, fellers!Copy !req
83. Fellers, do you like
gettin' kisses?Copy !req
84. 'cause I know a girl
that'll give you a great kissCopy !req
85. for just $5!Copy !req
86. She'll kiss anybody?Copy !req
87. - Sure, Scott!
Even if you got diabetes!Copy !req
88. - Wow.Copy !req
89. It's almost like
having someone care about you.Copy !req
90. - Jeez, Butters.Copy !req
91. Thanks for bringing me yet
another customer.Copy !req
92. Here's your $2 cut again!Copy !req
93. - Boy, oh, boy!
This sure is great!Copy !req
94. I been thinkin', Sally.Copy !req
95. I could probably drum up
some third grade customersCopy !req
96. if you could do kisses
before school, too.Copy !req
97. We could make
double the money!Copy !req
98. - Oh, that'd be great!Copy !req
99. But I can't do kisses
before school.Copy !req
100. I have swimming class.Copy !req
101. - Aw, nuts.Copy !req
102. Well, I did have
another idea.Copy !req
103. What if we got another girl
to fill in for you sometimes?Copy !req
104. - What?Copy !req
105. - Well, you know,
we bring someone on,Copy !req
106. show her what to do,Copy !req
107. and then share
all our money together.Copy !req
108. - Wow, you're right, Butters!Copy !req
109. I should start expanding.Copy !req
110. - We could have our very own
kissin' company!Copy !req
111. The next key to a successful
business is innovation.Copy !req
112. I think maybe we need
to understand that some boysCopy !req
113. simply can't afford
the $5 for a kiss.Copy !req
114. So what if we start also
charging just $2 for a hug.Copy !req
115. - Wow, that's a great idea,
Butters!Copy !req
116. - Well, thanks!Copy !req
117. Sally, I think your position
behind the temp buildingCopy !req
118. at recess is perfect.Copy !req
119. Megan, I'm thinking about
moving youCopy !req
120. to the baseball field
after schoolCopy !req
121. during little league practice.Copy !req
122. - Got it.Copy !req
123. - I got a kissing booth set upCopy !req
124. at the kid's fair on Saturday,Copy !req
125. so, Kayla and Ashley,
you take turns there.Copy !req
126. Any girl that sells more
than 20 kisses gets...Copy !req
127. A little sunshine.Copy !req
128. But if you don't show up
for work at all,Copy !req
129. I'm afraid you get
a stormy cloud.Copy !req
130. - This is gonna be great!Copy !req
131. - Sir!
Sir, take a look at this.Copy !req
132. We've got rumors coming inCopy !req
133. of a possible
prostitution companyCopy !req
134. starting up in South Park.Copy !req
135. - What?
Ohh, not in my county!Copy !req
136. - We've got no information
on the prostitutes,Copy !req
137. don't know who they are
or where they came from.Copy !req
138. - So then we need to
go after the johns.Copy !req
139. We need to let the men
of this town knowCopy !req
140. that if they pay for sex,
they're going to jail.Copy !req
141. - Sting operation, sir?Copy !req
142. - We need an undercover cop
disguised as a prostituteCopy !req
143. so we can arrest any citizens
looking for cheap thrills.Copy !req
144. Hey, baby,
you looking for a party?Copy !req
145. - H-how much
are you charging?Copy !req
146. - 20 for oral,
50 for half and half.Copy !req
147. Anal will cost you extra.Copy !req
148. - Uh, get in.Copy !req
149. - Right here's good, sexy.Copy !req
150. Now if you wouldn't mindCopy !req
151. handing over the $20
for oral sex.Copy !req
152. - O-okay.Copy !req
153. - All right, buddy,Copy !req
154. Go ahead
and unbutton your pants.Copy !req
155. All right, here we go.Copy !req
156. - Ohh.Copy !req
157. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
158. Oh, man, oh!Copy !req
159. Oh! Ahh! Ohhhh!Copy !req
160. Oh! Oh, sorry I was
so quick.Copy !req
161. - Oh, that's all right.Copy !req
162. Nothing wrong
with it—freeze!Copy !req
163. You're busted, buddy!
I'm a cop!Copy !req
164. - Ah! What?Copy !req
165. - This is
a sting operation, scum bag,Copy !req
166. and you are going to jail
for soliciting prostitution!Copy !req
167. Got our first one, boys.Copy !req
168. I'm bringing him in
for booking.Copy !req
169. - Did you guys hear
what's going on?Copy !req
170. There's like four girls
at the school nowCopy !req
171. offering to kiss boys
for money.Copy !req
172. - Yeah, I heard that nowCopy !req
173. Even Stacy Anderson
is selling kisses!Copy !req
174. - Stacy Anderson?Copy !req
175. - Hey, fellas!
Would anyone like a coupon?Copy !req
176. We are offering two for one
kisses today through Thursday.Copy !req
177. - Butters, you're the one
doing all this?Copy !req
178. - Yep! I am founder
and Head CEOCopy !req
179. of the Butters'
Kissing Company!Copy !req
180. Just look at this!Copy !req
181. - Damn, dude, you made
all that money off of chicks?Copy !req
182. - I'm telling you, guys,
it's the most genius ideaCopy !req
183. I've ever came up with!Copy !req
184. A lot of boys will pay
to kiss my employees!Copy !req
185. - You didn't think of
anything Butters!Copy !req
186. Guys have been doing
what you're doing for years!Copy !req
187. You're nothing
but a common pimp!Copy !req
188. - A pimp. Huh.Copy !req
189. Boy, Kyle was right, Sally!Copy !req
190. There's guys with kissing
companies all over the country!Copy !req
191. The person managing
all the womenCopy !req
192. is known as"the pimp,"Copy !req
193. while the working women
are referred toCopy !req
194. as"ho" or"bitch."Copy !req
195. Oh! You're a bitch, Sally!Copy !req
196. - Oh!
- Hey, look at this!Copy !req
197. There's about to be a big pimp
convention it looks like!Copy !req
198. I gotta get to
that convention, Sally!Copy !req
199. I could learn all kinds
of stuff for our company!Copy !req
200. Hi there!
My name is Butters.Copy !req
201. This sure is
a nice convention huh?Copy !req
202. - Yeah, I'm just
starting out.Copy !req
203. I really came last minute
'cause I was hopingCopy !req
204. to learn more about being
a successful pimp.Copy !req
205. - You? You be pimpin'?Copy !req
206. - Yeah, just about a week now.Copy !req
207. I have four girls
at the moment,Copy !req
208. but I feel like I could be
doing a better job.Copy !req
209. - Now see,
you think you a pimp,Copy !req
210. but you can't be pimpin',
know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
211. You wanna be a pimp,
then you gotta learn the game.Copy !req
212. See, it's all about
knowing the game.Copy !req
213. - What's the game?Copy !req
214. - The game is how
you treat the bitches,Copy !req
215. know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
216. Bitch gotta know
when she out there,Copy !req
217. she makin'
your motherfucking money,Copy !req
218. know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
219. You got your main bitch,
know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
220. That be your bottom bitch.Copy !req
221. That bitch rank higher
than all the other bitches,Copy !req
222. but she still a bitch,
know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
223. - Yes, I know
what you are saying.Copy !req
224. You don't have to
keep asking.Copy !req
225. - See, it's all about
mind control.Copy !req
226. You got to act the part.Copy !req
227. Any man can control
a bitch's heartCopy !req
228. but a pimp gotta control
a bitch's mind,Copy !req
229. know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
230. - I know what you're saying.Copy !req
231. - Pimp gotta be out there
every motherfucking dayCopy !req
232. keepin' his bitches in line.Copy !req
233. Can't let 'em go shopping,Copy !req
234. spending their money
on stupid shit.Copy !req
235. Bitch got to think that'sCopy !req
236. your motherfucking money,
you know what I'm saying?Copy !req
237. - Yeah! I believe I know
what you are saying!Copy !req
238. - There you are, Butters.
- Hey, Dad!Copy !req
239. - Butters, we heard a rumorCopy !req
240. that you might have
a little girlfriend.Copy !req
241. Sally Darson?Copy !req
242. - Aw, hell, Dad,
I got lots of girlfriends.Copy !req
243. Sally is just
my bottom bitch.Copy !req
244. Do you know
what I am saying?Copy !req
245. - I've got to tell you,
I-I don't do
this kind of thing very often.Copy !req
246. You're sure
you're not a cop, right?Copy !req
247. - No way!Copy !req
248. Let's just get to this, baby.Copy !req
249. - All right.Copy !req
250. So... you are agreeingCopy !req
251. to have sex with me
for $100, correct?Copy !req
252. - Sure. I have
the money right here.Copy !req
253. - Remember,
he's going to give usCopy !req
254. the code word to move in.Copy !req
255. Wait for
the code word—stretch.Copy !req
256. - Code word is"stretch,"
copy.Copy !req
257. - Oh, yeah.
Yeah, get those pants down.Copy !req
258. - Oh, you feel good.Copy !req
259. - Oh, you're a nasty little
fuck, aren't ya?Copy !req
260. Yeah, let me see
that hot penis of yours.Copy !req
261. Oh, yeah, nice.Copy !req
262. Yeah, I'm ready
when you are.Copy !req
263. - Oh, yes!
That's great!Copy !req
264. - Yeah, you like it?
- Oh, I love it!Copy !req
265. - Yeah, you're
a dirty fuck.Copy !req
266. Yeah, come on, harder!
Deeper!Copy !req
267. - Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!Copy !req
268. - Yeah, teach me a lesson,
daddy!Copy !req
269. Teach this little whore
a lesson!Copy !req
270. - Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
271. - Yeah, that's right!Copy !req
272. - Oh! Aggh! Ohhh!Copy !req
273. Oh! Oh.Copy !req
274. Oh, man, thank you.Copy !req
275. That was great.Copy !req
276. - Yeah, you really
worked it, Daddy.Copy !req
277. You really gave my little hole
quite a... stretch!Copy !req
278. - Uh, t-that's it.
Move in!Copy !req
279. - Oh, god!
It's the police!Copy !req
280. - Freeze!Copy !req
281. You are under arrest
for soliciting prostitution!Copy !req
282. Book him, boys!Copy !req
283. - Please!
Please, don't do this!Copy !req
284. I have a wife and kids!Copy !req
285. - A wife and kids.Copy !req
286. And you're out here trolling
the streets for prostitutes.Copy !req
287. You make me sick.Copy !req
288. Take him downtown, boys.Copy !req
289. I'm going
back on the street.Copy !req
290. - That's it!
Recess is over, back to class!Copy !req
291. Aw!Copy !req
292. - Boy, oh, boy!
Really great work, bitches!Copy !req
293. You all sold
lots o' kisses today!Copy !req
294. Except for you, Megan.Copy !req
295. I'm afraid you get
a stormy cloud sticker today.Copy !req
296. - So wait.Copy !req
297. You're keeping
all the money now?Copy !req
298. - I just hold on
to all the moneyCopy !req
299. 'cause bitches
can't be trusted with it.Copy !req
300. We pool all the kissing money
together, see?Copy !req
301. But if you want to
buy anything,Copy !req
302. you just talk to
the bottom bitch,Copy !req
303. and then the bottom bitch
talks to me.Copy !req
304. All right,
see you after school,Copy !req
305. do you know
what I am saying?Copy !req
306. - All right, children,Copy !req
307. I want you all to copy down
these math problemsCopy !req
308. and solve them before recess.Copy !req
309. - Yo, Bebe.
Bebe, yo.Copy !req
310. - What?Copy !req
311. - Bitch, you wanna make
some motherfucking money?Copy !req
312. - What?Copy !req
313. - Bitch, you should be doing
kisses on the playground.Copy !req
314. You can make
50 bucks a day.Copy !req
315. Buy all the purses and shoes
you've ever wanted.Copy !req
316. I'll treat you right, bitch.Copy !req
317. - Shut up!Copy !req
318. - Oh, all right then.Copy !req
319. Hey, Wendy.Copy !req
320. Wendy!Copy !req
321. Bitch, don't you wanna start
making some real fucking money?Copy !req
322. - Leave me alone.Copy !req
323. - Well, you were made
for the playground, bitch.Copy !req
324. You should be
out there working.Copy !req
325. Don't you wanna new lunchbox?
Nice new coat?Copy !req
326. I can get
all that for you, bitch.Copy !req
327. - Butters, dude!
- What?Copy !req
328. - You can't
call my girlfriend a bitch!Copy !req
329. - Oh. Well, all I'm sayin',Copy !req
330. the bitch should be
out there working is all.Copy !req
331. Whatcha doing, bitch, just
givin' kisses to Stan for free?Copy !req
332. You should be making
some motherfucking money.Copy !req
333. - Stan!Copy !req
334. - Butters, seriously,
if you don't stop this,Copy !req
335. I'll kick your ass!Copy !req
336. - Clyde, here's 100 bucks.Copy !req
337. If Stan comes near me,
punch him.Copy !req
338. - Wow-wee!Copy !req
339. - Dude, we've created
a monster.Copy !req
340. - Come on, Wendy,Copy !req
341. you should be puttin'
that mouth to work.Copy !req
342. - Butters! Butters,
do you have a problem?Copy !req
343. - All these bitches
are kissin' fellers,Copy !req
344. and they haven't figured outCopy !req
345. that they can be makin'
some serious fucking money.Copy !req
346. - Really glad
you joined the company, Annie!Copy !req
347. Now remember,
you're charging $5 for a kiss,Copy !req
348. 2 for a hug,
and 6 for half and half.Copy !req
349. All right, bitch?Copy !req
350. All right,
how about a freebie?Copy !req
351. Oh, whoopie!Copy !req
352. - Butters, I really think
we should talk.Copy !req
353. - Sure, Kyle.Copy !req
354. - Butters, can't you see
this is wrong?Copy !req
355. You've got little boys
all over schoolCopy !req
356. spending all their lunch money
on kisses.Copy !req
357. Boys shouldn't be paying
for kisses.Copy !req
358. It's wrong.Copy !req
359. - Kyle, every boy pays
for kisses.Copy !req
360. Do you know what I am saying?Copy !req
361. If you got a girl
and she kisses you,Copy !req
362. sooner or later
you're paying for it.Copy !req
363. You gotta take her
out to lunch,Copy !req
364. take her to a movie,
and then spend timeCopy !req
365. listening to
all her stupid problems.Copy !req
366. Look. Look at Stan
right there.Copy !req
367. He's gotta sit there
and listenCopy !req
368. to her stupid motherfucking
problems 'cause she kisses him.Copy !req
369. You ask me, that's a lot more
than the $5 my company charges.Copy !req
370. - Butters,
what's happened to you?Copy !req
371. - What happened
is I became a man.Copy !req
372. I'm sorry I'm not
your little buddy anymore,Copy !req
373. but there's a time
people have to grow up!Copy !req
374. Do you know what I am saying?Copy !req
375. - Alpha Tao Omega, woo!Copy !req
376. - A.T.O's!Copy !req
377. - Alright, A.T.O's,Copy !req
378. our little Kevin
is 21 today!Copy !req
379. - Whoo!
- Yeah, Kevin!Copy !req
380. - and so, Kevin,Copy !req
381. we would like to welcome you
to manhood.Copy !req
382. Our gift to you.Copy !req
383. - Whoo!Copy !req
384. - Ew!Copy !req
385. - Give it to me!Copy !req
386. Come on, you sissies,
I can fit more of you!Copy !req
387. Yeah, you like
your little stripper whore?Copy !req
388. You like her?Copy !req
389. Freeze!Copy !req
390. Take them
all to the stationCopy !req
391. for oral and anal sex
with a prostitute!Copy !req
392. Half of them didn't even use
a condom!Copy !req
393. Don't you stupid kids know
the diseases you can catch?Copy !req
394. Hand me that evidence bag!Copy !req
395. - Sir, some of us
are wonderingCopy !req
396. if maybe you're not...
taking this role a bit far.Copy !req
397. - What? No way.Copy !req
398. Nothing is more important
than keeping prostitutionCopy !req
399. out of our community.Copy !req
400. Oh, hold on, that's my Daddy.Copy !req
401. Hey, Daddy.Copy !req
402. - Where you at, bitch?Copy !req
403. I need my bottom bitch
right now.Copy !req
404. - Y-yes, Daddy,
I'm on my way.Copy !req
405. - I made you my bottom bitch,Copy !req
406. now you gotta take care
of your pimp,Copy !req
407. know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
408. - Be right there.Copy !req
409. Sorry, guys.
My daddy needs me right now.Copy !req
410. - Damn, bitch!Copy !req
411. Your pimp
beat your ass again?Copy !req
412. - He's an asshole.Copy !req
413. - You know, I heard a rumor
about some new pimpCopy !req
414. up in Park County.Copy !req
415. They say
he's real respectful.Copy !req
416. Lots a girls
switchin' over to him.Copy !req
417. - A pimp that respects
his hos?Copy !req
418. Sign my ass up.Copy !req
419. - And that's $3,000 today
for Charise.Copy !req
420. - Did I do good, Daddy?Copy !req
421. - Really great work, bitch.Copy !req
422. That is another
sunshine sticker for you.Copy !req
423. - Thank you, Daddy!Copy !req
424. - Whoa, boy!Copy !req
425. - And so, I would like to seeCopy !req
426. if there are any
housing loan opportunitiesCopy !req
427. for some of my employees,Copy !req
428. and also what kind
of corporate taxCopy !req
429. I should be filing under.Copy !req
430. - And exactly what kind of
business are you running?Copy !req
431. - It's a kissin' company!Copy !req
432. - And you're making a profit?Copy !req
433. - Oh, sure!Copy !req
434. My black employee,
Charise over there,Copy !req
435. one time, she made $2,000
on one customer!Copy !req
436. Can you believe it?Copy !req
437. $2,000 just to kiss a feller.Copy !req
438. She currently stays
in a motel roomCopy !req
439. 'cause a lot of her customers
see her late.Copy !req
440. You wouldn't believe
the time of nightCopy !req
441. some fellers want a kiss.Copy !req
442. - Do you keep any recordCopy !req
443. of the men getting
these kisses?Copy !req
444. - Course!Copy !req
445. My bottom bitch keeps
a database of all our customers.Copy !req
446. Specially the VIPs,
like Senator Morris.Copy !req
447. - Senator Morris?Copy !req
448. - Sure!Copy !req
449. Senator Morris gets kisses
every day at lunch time.Copy !req
450. You know where he likes to
get kissed?Copy !req
451. - Where?Copy !req
452. - In a motel room.Copy !req
453. Darndest thing.
He must get sleepy.Copy !req
454. - All right,
Get out of here!Copy !req
455. - Huh? Why?
- I'm not falling for it!Copy !req
456. - But I heard ACORN helps
pimps and their bitches.Copy !req
457. - We aren't giving you anything.
Get out!Copy !req
458. - Mrs. Davis, is
there some kind of problem?Copy !req
459. - No, sir.Copy !req
460. - Hey! Mr. Daniels!Copy !req
461. You get kisses
from my bitch RoxieCopy !req
462. in the alley behind Sizzler!Copy !req
463. Boy! How do you like
that, bitches?Copy !req
464. Approval for two housing loans
and tax exempt status.Copy !req
465. File these away, Sally!
- Okay!Copy !req
466. - Uh-uh! Daddy, how come
this ho get to be bottom bitch?Copy !req
467. - What?Copy !req
468. - I make the most money
for you, Daddy.Copy !req
469. That means if anyone should be
bottom bitch, it's me.Copy !req
470. - Hey, screw off, ho!Copy !req
471. - Fair is fair, ho!Copy !req
472. - Whoa, whoa!
Bitches, bitches!Copy !req
473. - Excuse me!Copy !req
474. Well, well, well.Copy !req
475. This must be
the organizationCopy !req
476. I've been hearing
so much about.Copy !req
477. It took me a long time
to find you.Copy !req
478. You won't believe the hardships
I've been throughCopy !req
479. trying to track you down.Copy !req
480. My name is Yolanda.Copy !req
481. I'd like to know all about
your operation here.Copy !req
482. You see, I just left
my pimp recentlyCopy !req
483. and I'm looking
for a new one.Copy !req
484. - Oh!Copy !req
485. Well, we operate
on a 60/40 split here.Copy !req
486. Bitches have access
to MedicareCopy !req
487. and now low-income
housing loans.Copy !req
488. - Well, I think that's about
all I need to hear.Copy !req
489. - Yolanda!Copy !req
490. Yolandaaa!Copy !req
491. - What's that?Copy !req
492. - Yolanda, please!Copy !req
493. You gotta come back to me!Copy !req
494. I got nothin' without you!Copy !req
495. - You've got a lot of nerve
coming here, Keshawn.Copy !req
496. After the way you treated me!Copy !req
497. I need a pimp
that doesn't beat meCopy !req
498. every time he gets drunk!Copy !req
499. - Yolanda, I love you!Copy !req
500. I need you.Copy !req
501. Not as my bottom bitch.Copy !req
502. I want...Copy !req
503. I want to marry you.Copy !req
504. - It's too late
for that, Keshawn.Copy !req
505. I just told this pimp
I was his bitch now.Copy !req
506. - Well, hold on now.Copy !req
507. I'd never get in the way
of somebody being happy.Copy !req
508. Us pimps gotta be good,
even to each other.Copy !req
509. Thanks, pimp.Copy !req
510. You done changed the game,
that's what you did.Copy !req
511. Marry me, Yolanda.Copy !req
512. We'll move to a little chateau
in Switzerland,Copy !req
513. Get away from all this.Copy !req
514. - Oh, Keshawn!Copy !req
515. - Aww!Copy !req
516. - I love you so much.Copy !req
517. - Babe, I love you too.
- So much, baby.Copy !req
518. - Let's—
let's be happy, okay?Copy !req
519. - Promise, babe, promise.Copy !req
520. Oh. oh.Copy !req
521. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
522. Gals?Copy !req
523. Gals, could you all
come gather 'round?Copy !req
524. Gather round, gals.
Take a knee.Copy !req
525. Gals, I—well, I'm afraid
I can't do this anymore.Copy !req
526. I'm gonna be leaving
the company.Copy !req
527. I enjoyed being
your pimp and all.Copy !req
528. It's just that...
When I see real love,Copy !req
529. like what those
two people have, well...Copy !req
530. Well, it just makes me
feel like a...Copy !req
531. Well, like a dick.Copy !req
532. I may be a man now,Copy !req
533. but it doesn't mean
I have the rightCopy !req
534. to be earning money
for what girls do.Copy !req
535. Whether you charge fellers
for kisses by cash,Copy !req
536. or by making them listenCopy !req
537. to your stupid
motherfucking problems,Copy !req
538. well, that's your hard work.Copy !req
539. Bitches, this is
your company now,Copy !req
540. so get out thereCopy !req
541. and make yourself
some motherfucking money!Copy !req
542. - Happy Anniversary, baby.
Do you like 'em?Copy !req
543. - I love 'em, darling.Copy !req
544. - I wanted to get you
something extra special.Copy !req
545. - Well, hold on.Copy !req
546. I've got something
for you too, my love.Copy !req
547. I just put it right over here
by the—freeze!Copy !req
548. Ha! You're busted, buddy.
I'm a cop!Copy !req