1. Captioning made possible byCopy !req
2. Hey Jimmy, what
are you up to?Copy !req
3. Oh, hey Eric.Copy !req
4. I was just trying to
write some new jokesCopy !req
5. for my comedy
r-r-routine.Copy !req
6. Yeah well, you wanna
do something?Copy !req
7. I wanted to hang out
with Stan and KyleCopy !req
8. but they're all pissed off
at me for somethingCopy !req
9. so I have to
hang out with you.Copy !req
10. Sorry, Eric, but I really
need to work, very much.Copy !req
11. I haven't written
a good joke in over a week.Copy !req
12. Alright, well maybe
I can help you.Copy !req
13. You know, we can totally
write some stuff together.Copy !req
14. Oh well sure,Copy !req
15. I've never really tried
working with a partnerCopy !req
16. but let's give it
a sh-sho-Copy !req
17. sho-shotsgarrooski.Copy !req
18. Let's see...
I was working on this-Copy !req
19. Why does a squirrel
swim on its back?Copy !req
20. To keep his
n-nuts dry...Copy !req
21. Nah, that's
not that funny.Copy !req
22. Let's try
something else.Copy !req
23. Uh... A fireman
and a P-p-pollackCopy !req
24. are eating
marshmallows, when-Copy !req
25. No- No Pollacks aren't
that funny, dude.Copy !req
26. Try something else.Copy !req
27. So the pope saysCopy !req
28. "What are you,
a stinking evolutionist?"Copy !req
29. Mehhh...Copy !req
30. Here's some fruit, boys.Copy !req
31. Better for you than
potato chips.Copy !req
32. Ooh, Jimmy look out,
there's a black widow!Copy !req
33. Wow, thanks mom!Copy !req
34. You might'a
saved my life!Copy !req
35. Dude, if I'm trying to be
creative I can't eat fruit -Copy !req
36. Doesn't your mom have something
more substantial to eat?Copy !req
37. You can check
the freezer.Copy !req
38. There might be some frozen
fishsticks or something.Copy !req
39. If you like
fishsticks...Copy !req
40. Yeah, I like fishsticks.Copy !req
41. Wait a minute...
fish sticks.Copy !req
42. Fish... dicks...Copy !req
43. Oh my God,
it's so obvious!Copy !req
44. How did I never
think of it before?Copy !req
45. Dude, you got
something?Copy !req
46. Alright just run with me
on this, Eric.Copy !req
47. Say Eric, do you
like fishsticks?Copy !req
48. Yeah.Copy !req
49. You like putting
fish dicks in your mouth?Copy !req
50. Yeah.Copy !req
51. Well what are
you, Eric...Copy !req
52. A gay fish?Copy !req
53. Fish dicks!Copy !req
54. Oh dude that's
funny as shit!Copy !req
55. I think we're really
onto something here!Copy !req
56. Let's try it out
on the guys!Copy !req
57. Oh, there's Clyde,
do it to Clyde!Copy !req
58. Yeah, Yeah, let's
do it to Clyde!Copy !req
59. Okay, okay, shhh,
check it out.Copy !req
60. Uh hey there, Clyde.Copy !req
61. Hey.Copy !req
62. What's going on?Copy !req
63. Eric and Jimmy came up with
the funniest joke ever!Copy !req
64. Say Clyde, do you
like fishsticks?Copy !req
65. Yes.Copy !req
66. You like to put fishsticks
in your mouth?Copy !req
67. Yes.Copy !req
68. What are you, Clyde,
a gay fish?Copy !req
69. You said you like fish dicks
in your mouthCopy !req
70. that makes you
a gay fish!Copy !req
71. Ha-ha!
Ha-ha!Copy !req
72. Token, Token, got
a question for you.Copy !req
73. Token, do you
like fishsticks?Copy !req
74. Fishsticks,
yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
75. Shh shh, Butters!Copy !req
76. You like putting
fishsticks in your mouth?Copy !req
77. Yes.Copy !req
78. A gay fish?
What are you,
a gay fish?Copy !req
79. Ha ha haaaa!Copy !req
80. Hey look there's
Kevin Stoley!Copy !req
81. Hey Kevin do you
like fishsticks?Copy !req
82. Hey...
Hey Mackey.Copy !req
83. Do you like
fishsticks?Copy !req
84. Fishsticks?Copy !req
85. Yeah, I like
fishsticks, mkay.Copy !req
86. Oh hey, Peterson,
buying fishsticks
I see...Copy !req
87. Yeah, I like
fishsticks.Copy !req
88. What are you Peterson,
a gay fish?Copy !req
89. And now here he is,
Jimmy Kimmel!Copy !req
90. Alright, hey how we all
feeling tonight...Copy !req
91. So let me ask the guys
in the audience a question-Copy !req
92. Do you like fishsticks?Copy !req
93. Yes! Yes!
Yes.Copy !req
94. Huh... what are you,
gay fish?Copy !req
95. And so uh,
hey Paul...Copy !req
96. Do you like
fishsticks, Paul?Copy !req
97. Uh... Sure.Copy !req
98. What are you Paul,
a gay fish?Copy !req
99. So apparently
more and more AmericansCopy !req
100. are eating fishsticks-
have you see this?Copy !req
101. Have you
read about this?Copy !req
102. Loving fishsticks.Copy !req
103. Kind of makes me wonder,
you know?Copy !req
104. What is everybody,
a gay fish?Copy !req
105. It is quite possibly the
funniest joke ever conceived,Copy !req
106. and its origin is unknown.Copy !req
107. The fishdicks joke
crosses all bordersCopy !req
108. all races all ages
and ethnic groupsCopy !req
109. and is slowly uniting
our country.Copy !req
110. In fact, the only person who
appears to not get the jokeCopy !req
111. is rapper Kanye WestCopy !req
112. who becomes furious when people
use the joke on him.Copy !req
113. Yo' that is messed up, yo.Copy !req
114. I am not gay.Copy !req
115. And I sure as hell
ain't no fish, alright?Copy !req
116. You...
really don't get it?Copy !req
117. Hey man,
I'm a genius, alright.Copy !req
118. I'm the most talented musician
in the world.Copy !req
119. If I was a homosexual
or a fish, I would know!Copy !req
120. You're a rapper.Copy !req
121. Yes!Copy !req
122. An entrepreneur.Copy !req
123. Yes.Copy !req
124. And you like
fish dicks.Copy !req
125. Yes.Copy !req
126. You're a gay fish.Copy !req
127. No I'm not
no gay fish.Copy !req
128. Just gay?Copy !req
129. I'm not gay and
I'm not a fish.Copy !req
130. Man!Copy !req
131. You are male.Copy !req
132. Damn right I'm male!Copy !req
133. A male that
likes fish dicks.Copy !req
134. Yeah, I like fishsticks.Copy !req
135. You like to put fish dicks
in your mouth.Copy !req
136. Yeah.Copy !req
137. You're a gay fish.Copy !req
138. Alright that does it!Copy !req
139. I'm gonna kick your
motherfucking ass!Copy !req
140. And then it was on Leno
and Jimmy Kimmel show!Copy !req
141. Dude, that's our joke on
national television!Copy !req
142. We know, Cartman.Copy !req
143. Jimmy, I've
been thinking.Copy !req
144. We've got to patent
the fishsticks joke.Copy !req
145. Patent?
Yeah, dude.Copy !req
146. There's lots of people
out there using our jokeCopy !req
147. on their shows.Copy !req
148. We should be
getting compensated.Copy !req
149. Well Eric, that's really
not how jokes work.Copy !req
150. I mean, you knowCopy !req
151. we should just be happy
that the joke is so popularCopy !req
152. and made a lot
of people laugh.Copy !req
153. Dude, fuck that!Copy !req
154. Maybe you were writing jokes
for people's amusementCopy !req
155. but I don't work for free.Copy !req
156. I'm gonna
talk to a lawyerCopy !req
157. so we get what's
coming to us.Copy !req
158. Jimmy, exactly what part
of the fishdicks jokeCopy !req
159. did Cartman write?Copy !req
160. Well... He didn't actually
write any of it...Copy !req
161. He just uh...Copy !req
162. Let me guess-
you wrote the jokeCopy !req
163. and Cartman just laid on
the couch eating Twizzlers.Copy !req
164. Actually it
was potato chips.Copy !req
165. I knew it!Copy !req
166. Don't let that fat turd
walk all over you, Jimmy!Copy !req
167. Stand up for yourself!Copy !req
168. Well I mean,
he was in the room.Copy !req
169. Then just
give him half.Copy !req
170. What?Copy !req
171. I like you, Jimmy.Copy !req
172. But you're not
gonna win this.Copy !req
173. Consider yourself lucky
he's only asking for half.Copy !req
174. Craig, if Cartman
didn't do anythingCopy !req
175. then he doesn't deserve
any of the credit.Copy !req
176. Yup.Copy !req
177. And and if I had wheels,
I'd be a wagon.Copy !req
178. No dude, screw that!Copy !req
179. Jimmy, if Cartman didn't
write the jokeCopy !req
180. then definitely don't sign
any patent papers with him!Copy !req
181. Just say 'Cartman,Copy !req
182. 'you didn't have anything
to do with this joke,Copy !req
183. and you know it!'Copy !req
184. Just give him half.Copy !req
185. There are a lot
of people out thereCopy !req
186. making up rumors about meCopy !req
187. that are
malicious and untrue!Copy !req
188. But I am going to prove
once and for allCopy !req
189. I am not a fish.Copy !req
190. Because I am a geniusCopy !req
191. I have ascertained
that fish have gills.Copy !req
192. Doctor, do I have gills?Copy !req
193. He does not
have gills.Copy !req
194. You hear that,
no gills.Copy !req
195. So I can't be a fish.Copy !req
196. And I'm a genius voice of a
generation, so I'm not gay.Copy !req
197. So that is that,
alright, it's over.Copy !req
198. Now are there
any questions?Copy !req
199. Do you like
fishsticks?Copy !req
200. Love 'em!Copy !req
201. You're a gay fish.Copy !req
202. No, I'm not,
ahghghgh!Copy !req
203. Alright, recently...Copy !req
204. Recently we've all come to know
the fishsticks jokeCopy !req
205. as probably the funniest,
most awesome joke ever.Copy !req
206. But who originally
came up with it?Copy !req
207. Well, here's your answer-Copy !req
208. Joining us tonight,
the brains behindCopy !req
209. the incredible
fishsticks joke —Copy !req
210. The one and only,
Carlos Mencia!Copy !req
211. Yeah,
Viva la Mexico!Copy !req
212. So Carlos, you've got
a show on Comedy CentralCopy !req
213. a stand up tour,
where did you have timeCopy !req
214. to come up with
this classic joke?Copy !req
215. Well, you know, I was just
kickin' it with my homiesCopy !req
216. and my brain -
you know my brainCopy !req
217. is always so full of ideas
'cuz I'm so funny and stuff...Copy !req
218. So I was all like -Copy !req
219. "Hey Pepeeto,
you like fishsticks?"Copy !req
220. And my homeboy says,Copy !req
221. 'Yeah Carlos y'know
you're so funny'.Copy !req
222. And then it just
occurred to me,Copy !req
223. 'Oh man, you must be
a gay fish, holmes!'Copy !req
224. That's just how I came
up with it, mi amigos!Copy !req
225. Motherfucker!Copy !req
226. Jimmy, dude,
did you see?Copy !req
227. Carlos Mencia is taking
credit for our joke!Copy !req
228. Really?Copy !req
229. Yeah dude, I told you
this would happen.Copy !req
230. Now look, I got a lawyer to
draw up some patent papers.Copy !req
231. We've got to sign these
so that people knowCopy !req
232. that the joke belongs
to you and me!Copy !req
233. Uh... I don't know, Eric.Copy !req
234. I really don't think I want to
sign that, very much.Copy !req
235. But Jimmy, some fat turd
is taking creditCopy !req
236. for something
he didn't do!Copy !req
237. Well, to be perfectly
f-f-frank, Eric,Copy !req
238. I think I came up with
a little bit more of the jokeCopy !req
239. than you did.Copy !req
240. What?Copy !req
241. Well, you know, I mean,
I basically wrote the thingCopy !req
242. and you just kind of...
ate chips.Copy !req
243. Jimmy, that's messed up.Copy !req
244. We decided that day
to write together.Copy !req
245. Don't you remember?Copy !req
246. Hey Jimmy,
you wanna hang out?Copy !req
247. Sorry, Eric, but I gotta
write some jokes.Copy !req
248. Unless you wanna
team up or something?Copy !req
249. Team up?Copy !req
250. Okay, let's write
some jokes together.Copy !req
251. Here's some fishdicks guys,
hope you like fishdicks.Copy !req
252. "Do we like
fishsticks?"Copy !req
253. What does she think
we are, gay fish?Copy !req
254. Ha-ha!
Ha-ha!Copy !req
255. Ooh, look out Jimmy,
it's a black widow!Copy !req
256. Wow, thanks Eric!Copy !req
257. Is that... Is that
how it happened?Copy !req
258. Look, exactly who came up
with which part of the jokeCopy !req
259. isn't even relevant.Copy !req
260. We had an
agreement, JimmyCopy !req
261. and if you wanna
go back on that now...Copy !req
262. well then, you're
no better than a Jew.Copy !req
263. I'm... I'm sorry?Copy !req
264. It's cool man.Copy !req
265. It's cool.Copy !req
266. Here he is, ya'll!Copy !req
267. Give it up for
Kanye West!Copy !req
268. Yo' uh, yo'.Copy !req
269. Yo' woa,
what the hell?Copy !req
270. Gay fish!
Gay fish!
Gay fish!Copy !req
271. Gay fish!
Gay fish! Gay fish!Copy !req
272. Yo' fuck
this noise yo' !Copy !req
273. It just doesn't
make any sense, yo' !Copy !req
274. Why's everyone calling me
a gay fish?Copy !req
275. Kanye, look, we all think
it would be betterCopy !req
276. if you would
just drop it.Copy !req
277. You know, I mean,
if you don't get itCopy !req
278. you don't get it.Copy !req
279. What you mean
I don't get it, house?Copy !req
280. I'm a genius!Copy !req
281. I'll understand it,Copy !req
282. I just need to
break it down, is all.Copy !req
283. Now let's see...
something about fishsticks-Copy !req
284. Interacting with me,
makes me gay fish...Copy !req
285. Kanye, really—Copy !req
286. Shut up!Copy !req
287. Alright what do we know
about fishsticks...Copy !req
288. They're breaded...
they're fried, they're frozen.Copy !req
289. Then under me
we have rapper... genius...Copy !req
290. Gay fish
are homosexual...Copy !req
291. they swim...Copy !req
292. Is it because breaded has
something to do with genius?Copy !req
293. Which swims?Copy !req
294. No, because you said you
like fish dicks, Kanye.Copy !req
295. Don't you get it?Copy !req
296. You see fish dicks
is a play on words.Copy !req
297. I don't need anyone
telling me play on wordsCopy !req
298. I'm a motherfucking
lyrical wordsmithCopy !req
299. motherfucking genius!Copy !req
300. Hey Kyle, can I talk to you
for a second?Copy !req
301. Dude, get outta here,
I'm peeing.Copy !req
302. It's just...Copy !req
303. I don't know what
to do about Jimmy.Copy !req
304. I'm starting to think he
might try and Jew me out ofCopy !req
305. my half of the
fishsticks joke.Copy !req
306. I just need you
to teach me someCopy !req
307. Jew defensive moves, Kyle.Copy !req
308. Because we really both
did come up with it.Copy !req
309. You know what, Cartman?Copy !req
310. I believe you.Copy !req
311. You do?
Yes.Copy !req
312. I believe that
you believeCopy !req
313. you helped
write that joke.Copy !req
314. That's how people
like you work.Copy !req
315. Your ego is
so out of whackCopy !req
316. that it will do whatever
it can to protect itself.Copy !req
317. And people with
a messed up egoCopy !req
318. can do these
mental gymnasticsCopy !req
319. to convince themselves
they're awesomeCopy !req
320. when really they're
just douchebags.Copy !req
321. But... I'm sure I helped
come up with the joke...Copy !req
322. Didn't I?Copy !req
323. Hey Jimmy,
what's up, dawg?Copy !req
324. Oh hey Eric!Copy !req
325. Just working on
some jokes.Copy !req
326. That's cool, you wanna
write some together?Copy !req
327. Hey, that'd be great!Copy !req
328. I've always wanted
to work with you.Copy !req
329. You're really funny and
you're totally not fat.Copy !req
330. Cool, thanks,
let's get to work.Copy !req
331. Now let's see...Copy !req
332. Something that's
a play on words.Copy !req
333. I dunno... fishsticks.Copy !req
334. You know, 'cuz dicks.Copy !req
335. Hey, you're really
onto something there!Copy !req
336. Hello Eric,
I have some chipsCopy !req
337. because you're totally
not fat at all.Copy !req
338. Oh thank you,
Mrs. Valmer.Copy !req
339. Now let's see...Copy !req
340. The setup could be
"Do you like fishsticks?"Copy !req
341. Right, and then
I say 'yeah'Copy !req
342. So then I can say
'What are you a gay fish?'Copy !req
343. Oh wow this is
incredible!Copy !req
344. What is that?Copy !req
345. It's a dragon
of some kind!Copy !req
346. Don't worry
I can save you all!Copy !req
347. Hughgh!Copy !req
348. Hey look, Eric
killed a dragon!Copy !req
349. He's the most awesome
kid in school!Copy !req
350. And he's not
fat at all!Copy !req
351. Thanks you guys!Copy !req
352. Nope...Copy !req
353. No, I definitely
helped write the joke.Copy !req
354. All I can hope is Jimmy
doesn't try to Jew me over.Copy !req
355. Is it perhaps...Copy !req
356. that I'm fashionable and
fishsticks are crunchy?Copy !req
357. Yo' Kanye, Kanye,
we found 'em, money!Copy !req
358. Found who?Copy !req
359. You told us
to track downCopy !req
360. whoever started the
whole fishstick thang.Copy !req
361. We found out who, dawg.Copy !req
362. Come on, man,
what is this man?Copy !req
363. What the fuck
is going on man?Copy !req
364. Oh fuck, man,
Kanye West -Copy !req
365. Oh no, oh shit, man...
okay look it wasn't me -Copy !req
366. I didn't really start the
fishstick thing, alright?Copy !req
367. You just sayin' that now
'cuz you're scared!Copy !req
368. No man, it's true,
I stole it, man!Copy !req
369. I took credit for it 'cuz
I'm not actually funny!Copy !req
370. Come on man, do you know
what that's like?Copy !req
371. Being a comedian but
not being funny?Copy !req
372. Come on, Kanye,
I just take jokesCopy !req
373. and re-package them with
a Mexican accent man.Copy !req
374. You think you can
make fun of me?Copy !req
375. I'm a genius!Copy !req
376. I'm the voice
of a generation!Copy !req
377. What are you!Copy !req
378. Nothing!Copy !req
379. Look at me man...Copy !req
380. I'm not funny, I steal jokes,
my dick don't work, man...Copy !req
381. I got to piss in a plastic bag,
man, I got no dick!Copy !req
382. I'm not gonna
hurt you.Copy !req
383. I pay people
to do that for me.Copy !req
384. Oh shit, oh no man,
come on I got no dick man-Copy !req
385. Ahhh ahh!Copy !req
386. Now, explain
it to me.Copy !req
387. Why do people think
I'm a gay fish?Copy !req
388. 'Cuz... 'cuz you like
fishsticks, man.Copy !req
389. Come on, man...
don't you get it?Copy !req
390. Please...
just get it man...Copy !req
391. Why- look at me
look at me!Copy !req
392. I love fishsticks...Copy !req
393. I love putting
fishsticks in my mouth.Copy !req
394. You're, you're
a gay fish, man.Copy !req
395. Thank you,
thank you very much!Copy !req
396. Well, about a week agoCopy !req
397. our country was blessed
with the fishsticks joke.Copy !req
398. And ever since then,
us comediansCopy !req
399. have been kicking ourselves
for not thinking of it!Copy !req
400. But today, we have with us
the true creatorsCopy !req
401. of the fishsticks joke-Copy !req
402. Please welcome the comedy team
of Cartman and Valmer!Copy !req
403. Hey guys!Copy !req
404. Hi Ellen!Copy !req
405. You guys like
fishsticks?Copy !req
406. Thank you, thank you
no really, thank you.Copy !req
407. So guys I gotta ask,Copy !req
408. How did you come up
with this incredible joke?Copy !req
409. It was just-Copy !req
410. Ellen, comedy is like a game
of racquetball, you know?Copy !req
411. You serve, and the other
person hits it back.Copy !req
412. It bounces off the wall-
you backhand it.Copy !req
413. And it goes back and forth
and back and forth!Copy !req
414. Then hopefully, you've
got a good joke.Copy !req
415. Thank you.Copy !req
416. But guys, this joke
is so... perfect.Copy !req
417. Can you explain how nobody
thought of it before?Copy !req
418. Well Ellen, the t-t-t-
truth of the matter isCopy !req
419. that there's never really
been a team like us before.Copy !req
420. I mean, let's be
perfectly honestCopy !req
421. a lot of people wouldn't
work with someoneCopy !req
422. who was disabled,
but I see past that.Copy !req
423. I look beyond Jimmy's
disabilities and find a bond-Copy !req
424. Which can unite us
in comedy.Copy !req
425. Working with crippled people
is really important.Copy !req
426. That's so great...
and are you crying Jimmy?Copy !req
427. Yes ma'am.Copy !req
428. Oh don't cry pal, you're
gonna get me started.Copy !req
429. Anyway, what was important
for us, as a team, EllenCopy !req
430. was to make sure that
everyone knew thatCopy !req
431. we came up with the joke,Copy !req
432. and not
Carlos-butthole-Mencia.Copy !req
433. I see, and did you know
that Carlos MenciaCopy !req
434. was found dead in
his house this morningCopy !req
435. with fishsticks stuffed
down his open neck hole?Copy !req
436. Uhhh... excuse me?Copy !req
437. Get my jet ready!Copy !req
438. Looks like we got
another inning to play.Copy !req
439. Alright so check it out,Copy !req
440. we've got offers from
Van de CampsCopy !req
441. and Gorton's Fishermen,
to do commercials!Copy !req
442. It's always been my dream
to go on a national TV showCopy !req
443. and talk about
the craft of comedy.Copy !req
444. Yeah, that was
cool, huh?Copy !req
445. Eric, there's something
I really need to know.Copy !req
446. What's that?Copy !req
447. How do you live
with yourself?Copy !req
448. You know you had nothing to do
with the fishsticks joke -Copy !req
449. but you just
keep pretending.Copy !req
450. How do you look at yourself
in the fucking mirror?Copy !req
451. That's what
I want to know!Copy !req
452. So...
here it is.Copy !req
453. How do you take credit for
something you didn't do?Copy !req
454. That is bullcrap Jimmy
and you know it!Copy !req
455. I had just as much to do
with the fishsticks jokeCopy !req
456. as you did!Copy !req
457. Dude, it's Puff Daddy!Copy !req
458. Tie up these
motherfuckers!Copy !req
459. Now, I'm gonna ask you
motherfuckers one more time.Copy !req
460. Why did you start
these rumors about me?Copy !req
461. Please, I wasn't starting
rumors about you.Copy !req
462. I don't even know
who you are!Copy !req
463. Oh right, everyone
knows who I am!Copy !req
464. I want to know
how this got started.Copy !req
465. Well, we were just talking
about ideas for jokes and-Copy !req
466. Oh so now it's we,
huh, Jimmy?Copy !req
467. A minute ago you said
you did it all yourself!Copy !req
468. Well, I just a bu- I bu-Copy !req
469. Uh bubbu bubbu
a-bubbu!Copy !req
470. We both came up
with it together.Copy !req
471. You wanna know
how it happened?Copy !req
472. Hello, Jim.Copy !req
473. Oh boy, it's my
best pal Eric!Copy !req
474. What you up to?Copy !req
475. I'm trying
to write jokesCopy !req
476. but I'm not as funny
as you, so it's tough.Copy !req
477. Well, maybe
I can help you.Copy !req
478. We can team up!Copy !req
479. Really?Copy !req
480. Wow, you would help me
even though I'm crippled.Copy !req
481. You are caring
and not fat.Copy !req
482. Now let's see,
how about a jokeCopy !req
483. that has something
to do with fishsticks.Copy !req
484. You know,
'cuz fishsticksCopy !req
485. sounds like
fish dicks, Jimmy.Copy !req
486. Eric Cartman,
you are handsomeCopy !req
487. and not even
remotely fat.Copy !req
488. Thanks- so what
I'm thinking is,Copy !req
489. Do you like fishsticks
in your mouth?Copy !req
490. What was that?Copy !req
491. Eric, Eric you
have to save us!Copy !req
492. An entire army of
Jew robots!Copy !req
493. Oh my God, what are
Jew Bots doing here?Copy !req
494. Flame on!Copy !req
495. Flame off!Copy !req
496. You saved everyone from
the Jewbots, Cartman!Copy !req
497. C'mon Jimmy, we gotta go back
and finish that joke!Copy !req
498. "... like fishsticks
in your mouth?"Copy !req
499. "What are you
a gay fish?" -There!Copy !req
500. Wow Eric, incredible!Copy !req
501. Too bad I'm a dick and
I'm gonna take all the credit.Copy !req
502. S-s-suck it, bitch.Copy !req
503. Aw, dammit.Copy !req
504. I guess it really was
all me who came up with it.Copy !req
505. What?Copy !req
506. You gotta let Jimmy go,
it's all my fault.Copy !req
507. Jesus Eric...Copy !req
508. He's gonna kill you.Copy !req
509. You won't even admit
it was just meCopy !req
510. knowing you're
gonna die?Copy !req
511. Jimmy, you really believe
that you came up with itCopy !req
512. all on your own?Copy !req
513. Oh my God, wait...
I totally get it now!Copy !req
514. What, I still don't
get anything!Copy !req
515. All this time I've been
mad at you JimmyCopy !req
516. for trying to take
all the credit.Copy !req
517. But now I realize it's
just that your egoCopy !req
518. has made you believe things
happened differently.Copy !req
519. That's what Kyle was
trying to tell me.Copy !req
520. That you have
such a huge egoCopy !req
521. you do these
mental gymnasticsCopy !req
522. to make yourself
a part of things.Copy !req
523. R-really?Copy !req
524. I thought you were
just trying toCopy !req
525. Jew me out of
my part of the creditCopy !req
526. but now I realize
that some peopleCopy !req
527. just have egos that
are so out of whack-Copy !req
528. That no matter what
people tell them,Copy !req
529. they can't accept the
truth of who they are.Copy !req
530. Jimmy, I owe you
an apology.Copy !req
531. I realize now you
can't help believingCopy !req
532. you created
the entire joke,Copy !req
533. because your ego won't
let you think otherwise.Copy !req
534. I just have to
accept that.Copy !req
535. Thanks, Eric,Copy !req
536. for being so
understanding.Copy !req
537. He's right...Copy !req
538. For so long I've
considered myselfCopy !req
539. God's gift to the worldCopy !req
540. that I couldn't take it
when people made fun of me.Copy !req
541. But they weren't
making fun of me...Copy !req
542. They were trying
to help me.Copy !req
543. Boys, I understand
what you did now.Copy !req
544. Untie them guys...
I know what I have to do.Copy !req
545. Yo' Kanye,
you sure about this?Copy !req
546. It's time for me
to stop running.Copy !req
547. I need to believe
what people tell me.Copy !req
548. Let all my fans know
I love 'emCopy !req
549. but a gay fish
just can't liveCopy !req
550. in the outside world forever.Copy !req
551. Don't be sad
for me, guys—Copy !req
552. I'm going home!Copy !req
553. Uh - c'mon!Copy !req
554. Gay fish, yo'
Motherfucking gay fishCopy !req
555. I'm a fish, yo'Copy !req
556. Gay fish, yo'
Motherfucking gay fishCopy !req
557. I'm a fish, yo'Copy !req