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COMEDY CENTRALCopy !req
2. ( Cartman )
The city isn't
what it used to be.Copy !req
3. It all happened
so fast.Copy !req
4. Everything went to crap.Copy !req
5. It's like...Copy !req
6. everyone's sense of morals
just disappeared.Copy !req
7. The bad economy
made things worse.Copy !req
8. The jobs started drying up.Copy !req
9. Then the stores
had to shut down.Copy !req
10. Then a black man was
elected President.Copy !req
11. He was supposed
to change things.Copy !req
12. He didn't.Copy !req
13. As more and more people
turn to crime and violence,Copy !req
14. the town becomes
gripped in fear.Copy !req
15. Dark times.Copy !req
16. This city
needs protection.Copy !req
17. There is an animal
that lives by night,Copy !req
18. searches through trash cansCopy !req
19. and cleans out
the garbage.Copy !req
20. To clean
the trash can of societyCopy !req
21. I've chosen to become
more than a man.Copy !req
22. I am the hero
this town needs.Copy !req
23. I am...Copy !req
24. The Coon.Copy !req
25. As the world plummets
into despair,Copy !req
26. The Coon fights
to keep order intact.Copy !req
27. Lisa, I had a really
great time tonight.Copy !req
28. I did too, Josh.Copy !req
29. Would you mind very much
if I kissed you?Copy !req
30. Not at all.Copy !req
31. A woman being raped.Copy !req
32. This is what our
city has been reduced to.Copy !req
33. When the money goes,
the raping starts.Copy !req
34. Women are helpless
without the Coon.Copy !req
35. Oh, yes, Josh, yes!Copy !req
36. Let her go!Copy !req
37. Excuse me?Copy !req
38. You aren't raping
anyone tonight!Copy !req
39. Oh, it's a talking
squirrel.Copy !req
40. Raghghgh!Copy !req
41. Ahggh!
Wahgghghh!Copy !req
42. Get out of here,
get to safety!Copy !req
43. Aghgh!Copy !req
44. Lisa, call me!Copy !req
45. Ahghggh, ow!Copy !req
46. Another woman
saved from rape.Copy !req
47. But how many more rapists
are out there?Copy !req
48. Aww, that really stings.Copy !req
49. Here's the file on that
Rodriguez case, Detective.Copy !req
50. All right, things are
pretty quiet out there, boys.Copy !req
51. Let's try to get caught up
on some paperwork.Copy !req
52. Murphey, I want you to...Copy !req
53. Don't let the
city's peacefulnessCopy !req
54. fool you, Commissioner.Copy !req
55. It's too quiet.Copy !req
56. Oh, not this kid again.Copy !req
57. Hey, you get
outta here— out.Copy !req
58. There was another rapist
in the park tonight.Copy !req
59. It's no coincidence.Copy !req
60. It must be a rapist plot
and it stinks to the top.Copy !req
61. What?Copy !req
62. I think the Mayor
might be involved.Copy !req
63. It's my theory she has
a lesbian loverCopy !req
64. who's holding her leash.Copy !req
65. Jesus Christ, can we get
a lock on that window?Copy !req
66. Look, kid,
you need to stop...Copy !req
67. He's gone.Copy !req
68. No, I'm just
over here now.Copy !req
69. What do we know about the
Mayor's sexual preferences?Copy !req
70. All right, listen, you have
five seconds to leaveCopy !req
71. or I'm gonna put you in
the jail and call your parents.Copy !req
72. Jail's full, sir.Copy !req
73. Whatever, then we'll
just put you in...Copy !req
74. Now I'm back over here.Copy !req
75. Just get out of here
before we...Copy !req
76. I'm right here now.Copy !req
77. All right, stop it!Copy !req
78. Yes, I have to go now.Copy !req
79. But in the meantime
I have somethingCopy !req
80. that might interest you.Copy !req
81. Make sure all your men get
a look at these, Detective.Copy !req
82. What's in here?Copy !req
83. Hey, guys,
good morning.Copy !req
84. You guys hear that
another rape victimCopy !req
85. got saved by a superhero
last night?Copy !req
86. They say it
was The Coon.Copy !req
87. Who's The Coon?Copy !req
88. I know, right?
Who is The Coon?Copy !req
89. It's what everyone must
be asking themselves.Copy !req
90. Somebody is
dressing up at nightCopy !req
91. and taking the law
into their own hands.Copy !req
92. As for me, I certainly
don't agree withCopy !req
93. The Coon's reckless ways.Copy !req
94. If you ask me, there's
no room in this worldCopy !req
95. for vigilantes.Copy !req
96. I believe The Coon
is a menace.Copy !req
97. Yeah, and dressing up
and running around at nightCopy !req
98. is faggy anyway.Copy !req
99. You're a fag, Kyle!Copy !req
100. Fuck you!Copy !req
101. Dude, what?Copy !req
102. He's not a fag!Copy !req
103. Why do you care?Copy !req
104. Oh, I, uh...Copy !req
105. Well, I'm just mad
'cause you shouldn't everCopy !req
106. use the term"fag,"
Kyle.Copy !req
107. That's a hate wordCopy !req
108. and it's insensitive
to butt pirates.Copy !req
109. Anyway, what do
you think aboutCopy !req
110. The Coon,
Stan and Kenny?Copy !req
111. Do you think he's the savior
this town needsCopy !req
112. or do you think he's
a dangerous vigilante?Copy !req
113. Kenny?Copy !req
114. ( Cartman )
And, of course, the most common
question asked is,Copy !req
115. "Just who is he?"Copy !req
116. Is he a hero
or a menace?Copy !req
117. While we can all admit
that The CoonCopy !req
118. is obviously really cool,Copy !req
119. we should also be
asking each other,Copy !req
120. "Why does he care so much for
the people of this town?Copy !req
121. "Why does he
sacrifice himself every nightCopy !req
122. "to rid our streets
of crime?Copy !req
123. And does he
really have the right?"Copy !req
124. What we all need now—Copy !req
125. Clyde, Clyde,
could you wake up please?Copy !req
126. This is important.Copy !req
127. What we all need now is proof
that The Coon exists.Copy !req
128. I believe that tonight,
from approximately 5:00 to 5:45Copy !req
129. The Coon is going to be on
the roof of Walgreens.Copy !req
130. I know I'll be
there will my camera.Copy !req
131. I'm sure many of you
will too.Copy !req
132. Sometimes it seemsCopy !req
133. the more criminals
I try to stopCopy !req
134. the more just
come out of the back alleysCopy !req
135. and dilapidated bars.Copy !req
136. The city is
a dying whore.Copy !req
137. She calls out to me
to save herCopy !req
138. and I don't
know if I can.Copy !req
139. But she is still my cityCopy !req
140. and I cannot just
sit and watchCopy !req
141. as innocent
people are...Copy !req
142. Who the hell is that?Copy !req
143. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
144. I am an angel keeping
watch over the city at night.Copy !req
145. As violence and darkness
take over the streets,Copy !req
146. I work to rid
the streets of crime.Copy !req
147. I am the symbol
this town needs.Copy !req
148. Oh, no,
no, no, no, no.Copy !req
149. I am the symbol
this town needs.Copy !req
150. Dude, seriously,
you can't do that.Copy !req
151. Go home, I was doing
this first.Copy !req
152. Nu-uh.Copy !req
153. Yeah-huh!Copy !req
154. You heard of
The CoonCopy !req
155. and now you're
being a copycat!Copy !req
156. Is that your
name, Copycat?Copy !req
157. I am Mysterion.
Mysterion?Copy !req
158. That's fucking retarded.Copy !req
159. You just gave yourself
away, Craig.Copy !req
160. Only you would think
of a name that dumb.Copy !req
161. I might be Craig,Copy !req
162. and then again
I might not be.Copy !req
163. My identity must
remain a secret.Copy !req
164. You cannot know.Copy !req
165. Yeah, well, you can't know
my true identity either!Copy !req
166. I assume you must be Cartman,
because you're fat.Copy !req
167. Well, you're wrong!Copy !req
168. I'm not Eric Cartman
and he's not fat!Copy !req
169. Care to guess again?Copy !req
170. I really don't care
who you are.Copy !req
171. Oh, all right, Kyle.Copy !req
172. Yeah, took me real long
to figure it out.Copy !req
173. Only you, Kyle,
would be a buzzkillCopy !req
174. and try to steal
my thunder.Copy !req
175. You don't care about
stopping crime.Copy !req
176. You're just doing this
'cause you hate me, Kyle!Copy !req
177. Kyle hates Eric Cartman.Copy !req
178. Are you saying
you're Eric Cartman?Copy !req
179. NO, I'm—
I'm saying that—Copy !req
180. Goddamn it, Stan,
is that you?Copy !req
181. It is you, isn't?Copy !req
182. Clyde?Copy !req
183. Clyde, you're not
a superhero, I am!Copy !req
184. I cannot stand here and make
idle conversation any longer.Copy !req
185. The city needs my help.Copy !req
186. There are innocents
to protect.Copy !req
187. No!Copy !req
188. Dude, I'm seriously,
you're being a copycat!Copy !req
189. I'll sue you!Copy !req
190. Motherfucker!Copy !req
191. Which one of them
is it?Copy !req
192. Somebody is dressing upCopy !req
193. and pretending to be
a superhero, but who?Copy !req
194. Has to be one of the
guys in my classCopy !req
195. 'cause only
they knew The CoonCopy !req
196. would be on the rooftop
of Walgreens.Copy !req
197. No, stop.Copy !req
198. Can't think about that
right now.Copy !req
199. I have to focus.Copy !req
200. Tomorrow is the most important
day in The Coon's life.Copy !req
201. Everything The Coon
has lived and fought forCopy !req
202. comes down to tomorrow.Copy !req
203. Concentrate.Copy !req
204. How is it that nobody
came to Coonicon '09?Copy !req
205. This is just...
this is fucking ridiculous!Copy !req
206. Got everything
you need here, sir?Copy !req
207. Okay on beverages,
buffet items?Copy !req
208. Yes, it's fine.Copy !req
209. Great— hey, I just want to
say that the Airport HiltonCopy !req
210. really appreciates your
continued business.Copy !req
211. What do you mean,
"continued" ?Copy !req
212. You don't
know who I am.Copy !req
213. Aren't you that little boy
who had his Ginger Pride RallyCopy !req
214. and his AIDS benefit
here before?Copy !req
215. No, I'm not that kid!Copy !req
216. Oh, oh really?
My bad.Copy !req
217. I'm actually relieved.Copy !req
218. That kid was kind of
a douche bag.Copy !req
219. You're a fucking
douche bag!Copy !req
220. Get out of here!Copy !req
221. Ehh!Copy !req
222. Heh!Copy !req
223. Oh, hello, sweetie,
what did you do today?Copy !req
224. I got boned, that's what
I did, Mom!Copy !req
225. I try to do good stuff
and nobody even notices!Copy !req
226. Oh, what happened, hon?Copy !req
227. I can't tell you
what happenedCopy !req
228. 'cause it's about my
super-secret double life!Copy !req
229. ( man on television )
Tonight, an incredible storyCopy !req
230. of an unknown child
in South ParkCopy !req
231. who has taken to the streets
in an effort to fight crime.Copy !req
232. Wha-what?Copy !req
233. But who exactly is...
Mysterion?Copy !req
234. What?Copy !req
235. Curious crowds in the
town of South Park, Colorado.Copy !req
236. They've brought binoculars
and camera phones,Copy !req
237. trying to get a shot of
a mysterious superhero.Copy !req
238. He was dressed mostly in black
with a kind of cloak.Copy !req
239. He jumped down from
the fire-escape stairsCopy !req
240. and then he just ran off.Copy !req
241. We barely got
a look at him!Copy !req
242. To me it looked like
Mysterion to me.Copy !req
243. Everyone who seen
Mysterion say,"Yeah."Copy !req
244. Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
245. Well, I think he's
kind of a symbolCopy !req
246. for the town, y'know?Copy !req
247. A symbol that everyone
who's sick of crimeCopy !req
248. can rally behind.Copy !req
249. Fucking butthole.Copy !req
250. Well, if you ask me,
he's a menace.Copy !req
251. There's no room for
vigilantism in today's world.Copy !req
252. ( reporter )
This artist rendition
of MysterionCopy !req
253. has already
generated thousands of copies.Copy !req
254. You've gotta be
kidding me!Copy !req
255. As hundreds of people gather
to try and get a glimpseCopy !req
256. of the superhero,
one question remains:Copy !req
257. who is Mysterion?Copy !req
258. Who is Mysterion?
Who is he?
It could be
my child or yours!Copy !req
259. If you have any idea about
the true identity of Mysterion,Copy !req
260. please call the
9 news hotline.Copy !req
261. Rahghgh!Copy !req
262. ( Mysterion )
I could no longer
sit by and watchCopy !req
263. as my city became
a cesspool of crime.Copy !req
264. I have lived in South Park
all my life.Copy !req
265. I decided it was up to
me to keep this town safe.Copy !req
266. Nobody at school knows
my double life.Copy !req
267. To them, I'm just
another 4th grader.Copy !req
268. But tonight
I am Mysterion.Copy !req
269. Ah, Mysterion,
thank God you've come.Copy !req
270. What news do you have?Copy !req
271. There's some
graffiti on the bridge again.Copy !req
272. I think those 6th-grade kids
are doing it.Copy !req
273. And the guy at
the movie theaterCopy !req
274. is harassing Mexicans again.Copy !req
275. We'll get right on it,
Mysterion.Copy !req
276. Thank you.Copy !req
277. Thank you for
all your help.Copy !req
278. God speed, Mysterion!Copy !req
279. ( Detective )
You are a beacon of hopeCopy !req
280. in an otherwise bleak
and dreary world!Copy !req
281. Dude, seriously,Copy !req
282. I'm gonna kick the shit out
of you if you don't stop.Copy !req
283. The city needs my help.Copy !req
284. It cries for protection
and I willCopy !req
285. answer the call
to save her.
Answer the call
to save her!Copy !req
286. That's what
I'm supposed to say!Copy !req
287. I know it's you, Kyle,
just stop.Copy !req
288. I don't have
time for this.Copy !req
289. Fireworks are illegal in
Colorado, you asshole!Copy !req
290. Hey, he's got fireworks!Copy !req
291. So, guys...Copy !req
292. any of you do anything
interesting last night?Copy !req
293. Not really.
Really?Copy !req
294. Nobody was playing with
any fireworks?Copy !req
295. Dude, what the hell?Copy !req
296. A-ha, Kenny!Copy !req
297. I should have know!Copy !req
298. Why do you have a picture
of MysterionCopy !req
299. in your locker, Kenny?Copy !req
300. Unless you are
Mysterion!Copy !req
301. Dude, I have a picture of
Mysterion in my locker too.Copy !req
302. Yeah, so do I.Copy !req
303. What, why?Copy !req
304. I don't know,
it's just a cool costume.Copy !req
305. It's not a cool costume!Copy !req
306. He just wears his underwear
over his butt-fucking pants!Copy !req
307. Now come on, which one of
you guys is it?Copy !req
308. How are you so sure
Mysterion is a boy?Copy !req
309. ( gasping )
Fucking bitch.Copy !req
310. ( Cartman )
I had no choice.Copy !req
311. I was at the
end of my rope.Copy !req
312. Sometimes when
a superhero needs answers,Copy !req
313. he has to turn to the wretched
underbelly of society.Copy !req
314. ( Butters )
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...Copy !req
315. Look what the cat
dragged in.Copy !req
316. Come out where
I can see you.Copy !req
317. What's the matter, Coon?Copy !req
318. Nervous?Copy !req
319. I didn't want to
resort to this,Copy !req
320. but he could have
the answers I need.Copy !req
321. How utterly delightful.Copy !req
322. The heroic
and mighty Coon...Copy !req
323. come to put a stop
to me again.Copy !req
324. Chaos— I need to
keep on my toes.Copy !req
325. I'm not here to stop you
this time, Chaos.Copy !req
326. I need information.Copy !req
327. Oh, I'm sure you do.Copy !req
328. But you see
I— wugh...Copy !req
329. but you see I also know
you like to beat me up.Copy !req
330. I didn't call you
to fight, Chaos.Copy !req
331. I came to see if you
know Mysterion's identity.Copy !req
332. Oh, I'm close!Copy !req
333. And I'll put
an end to himCopy !req
334. and all of you
Goodie Two-Shoe heroes.Copy !req
335. I'm not on his side.Copy !req
336. Do you think
I'm a fool?Copy !req
337. All those times you've stopped
me from my acts of evil,Copy !req
338. all those times you
tricked me into meeting youCopy !req
339. and then gave— you
gave me titty-twisters.Copy !req
340. Not this time, Coon.Copy !req
341. I finally
learned my lesson.Copy !req
342. Now, General Disarray!Copy !req
343. Ahggh!Copy !req
344. Yeah!Copy !req
345. Oh-oh, careful,
General Disarray.Copy !req
346. Ahh, stop it,
you little butthole!Copy !req
347. Knock it off!Copy !req
348. Yeah!Copy !req
349. We beat him,
General Disarray!Copy !req
350. Listen to me!Copy !req
351. I want to help you
get rid of Mysterion!Copy !req
352. Let him go,
General Disarray!Copy !req
353. Why would you help us?Copy !req
354. Because Mysterion
is trying to—Copy !req
355. Ugh!Copy !req
356. Little fucker,
that fucking hurt!Copy !req
357. Because Mysterion
is trying to sayCopy !req
358. he's the hero
this town needs.Copy !req
359. But that's my job.Copy !req
360. But you both fight
for justice and good.Copy !req
361. Yeah, but he's
a fucking dick.Copy !req
362. I want him gone just
as much as you do.Copy !req
363. Very well.Copy !req
364. I will show you what we know
about Mysterion's identity.Copy !req
365. But if this is
some kind of setup—Copy !req
366. Look, I'm the good guy,
Chaos.Copy !req
367. I don't betray people.Copy !req
368. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
369. I didn't like having to
work with this scumbag,Copy !req
370. but I knew Mysterion
was out there,Copy !req
371. plotting his next move.Copy !req
372. Hello, Kyle.Copy !req
373. Whoa, what the...Copy !req
374. Do not be afraid.Copy !req
375. I mean you
no harm.Copy !req
376. Hey, hey, you're that
Mysterion kid!Copy !req
377. Yes, but now I believe
someone is tryingCopy !req
378. to learn my true identity.Copy !req
379. Dude, everyone's trying to
figure out who you are!Copy !req
380. I cannot be unmasked for then
I would stop being a symbol.Copy !req
381. I need help.Copy !req
382. Somebody who can do
background checks for me,Copy !req
383. do some investigating.Copy !req
384. Who, me?
Why?Copy !req
385. Because I think you are
the smartest kid in class.Copy !req
386. This way!Copy !req
387. We will now show you our
secret Headquarters of Doom!Copy !req
388. You guys have your own
storage facility?Copy !req
389. Actually it belongs to
General Disarray's Grandma,Copy !req
390. but she lets us use it.Copy !req
391. This is where we come up
with all our evil plans!Copy !req
392. Here's our computer relays.Copy !req
393. And this is like
a a Cube of ChaosCopy !req
394. that can destroy the world
in one second!Copy !req
395. And here's some
of our evil minions!Copy !req
396. We have everything
we need here!Copy !req
397. Can I offer you a Coke
or a Sprite or something?Copy !req
398. I'll take a Sprite.Copy !req
399. Get The Coon a Sprite,
General Disarray.Copy !req
400. As you can see,
we too have been working hardCopy !req
401. on Mysterion's identity.Copy !req
402. You have an entire wall
dedicated to Mysterion?Copy !req
403. What about...Copy !req
404. Do you still have thatCopy !req
405. "Who is the Coon" T-shirt
I gave you?Copy !req
406. Oh, yeah, I think it's
around here somewhere.Copy !req
407. Using our photos, we are
trying to pinpointCopy !req
408. Mysterion's identity.Copy !req
409. Why is Cartman
crossed out?Copy !req
410. He could be Mysterion.Copy !req
411. No, he's too fat.Copy !req
412. Based on his body type,
it's gotta be someone likeCopy !req
413. Stan or Kyle.Copy !req
414. Grrrr!Copy !req
415. All right, all right,
all right, look, Chaos.Copy !req
416. Just set up a video camera.Copy !req
417. I know how we can put
an end to MysterionCopy !req
418. once and for all.Copy !req
419. The clock is ticking
and the citizens of South ParkCopy !req
420. are gripped in fear.Copy !req
421. Two days ago,
an evil unknown terroristCopy !req
422. threatened major consequencesCopy !req
423. if Mysterion does not
reveal his identity.Copy !req
424. "Mark my words, South Park,Copy !req
425. "your precious hero
is now your undoing!Copy !req
426. "If Mysterion does not unmask
himself publiclyCopy !req
427. "by Wednesday night,Copy !req
428. "I am going to blow up
a hospital."Copy !req
429. Blow up a hospital?Copy !req
430. I'm not gonna blow up
any hospital!Copy !req
431. Are you nuts?Copy !req
432. What?Copy !req
433. "Uh, the choice is yours,
Mysterion.Copy !req
434. "Unmask yourself
or hundreds will die.Copy !req
435. Ha-ha-ha."Copy !req
436. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
437. Since the threat was issuedCopy !req
438. there has been
no sign of Mysterion.Copy !req
439. Where is Mysterion?Copy !req
440. Hey, Coon, we aren't
actually going toCopy !req
441. blow up anything, are we?Copy !req
442. If you don't make good
on your threats, Chaos,Copy !req
443. then what good are
your threats?Copy !req
444. But you really wanna
blow up a hospital?Copy !req
445. I mean, aren't you
a good guy?Copy !req
446. Sometimes blowing up
hospitals is forCopy !req
447. the greater good, Chaos.Copy !req
448. You know,
I've been thinking.Copy !req
449. If we're really
evil villains,Copy !req
450. then we should betray himCopy !req
451. and blow him up with
the hospital.Copy !req
452. Y'know, you're a little
scrotum licker, dude.Copy !req
453. Why don't you
shut the fuck up?Copy !req
454. All right, Chaos,
I'm gonna get the triggersCopy !req
455. for these things
at Ace Hardware.Copy !req
456. Keep an eye on this stuff.Copy !req
457. Oh, jeez, General Disarray.Copy !req
458. This is a lot more than
I ever really intended.Copy !req
459. I mean, I hate the worldCopy !req
460. and all its puny
inhabitants and all that,Copy !req
461. but blowing up a hospital
just seems mean.Copy !req
462. ( gasping )
Oh!Copy !req
463. Oh, hamburgers!Copy !req
464. Ahghgh!Copy !req
465. Hagh, Mysterion— Ibudduh,
I buddush-hebba-hebba...Copy !req
466. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
467. This isn't your
usual M-O, Chaos.Copy !req
468. Well, I-bubba—
I was just...Copy !req
469. and then The Coon showed upCopy !req
470. and he was-a is-a
abuduh abdudh...Copy !req
471. ( Butters )
Ahghghggh!Copy !req
472. What is that?Copy !req
473. Look, Mysterion and
Professor Chaos are fighting!Copy !req
474. Give him hell,
Mysterion!Copy !req
475. Look out, Mysterion,
General Disarray is behind you!Copy !req
476. Ehh— ow!Copy !req
477. Jesus Christ, we need
back up out here!Copy !req
478. I think I can get
a shot at Chaos, sir!Copy !req
479. You think your bullets
can hurt him?Copy !req
480. Ugh...Copy !req
481. Yeah, we did it!Copy !req
482. He's dead.Copy !req
483. Mysterion is dead.Copy !req
484. No.Copy !req
485. The impossible
has happened.Copy !req
486. Mysterion... beloved
protector of the city...Copy !req
487. is dead.Copy !req
488. Who will save us now?Copy !req
489. Wait, look!Copy !req
490. He's all right!Copy !req
491. ( Cartman )
Oh, my God,
look, everyone!Copy !req
492. It's The Coon!Copy !req
493. Fear not, everyone!Copy !req
494. The Coon is here
to save the day!Copy !req
495. Isn't that Bruce Vilanch?Copy !req
496. Be careful,
Bruce Vilanch!Copy !req
497. There's superhumans
fighting right over there.Copy !req
498. Okay, sorry, sorry!Copy !req
499. Sorry, I give up!
Please, I give up!Copy !req
500. Don't worry, Mysterion,
The Coon will now help you!Copy !req
501. Whoa, wait, I thought we
were working together—Copy !req
502. Ahghg!Copy !req
503. Oh, jeez, I think
I broke a tooth!Copy !req
504. That was great
teamwork, Mysterion.Copy !req
505. South Park is safe...
until next time.Copy !req
506. What next time?Copy !req
507. Well, people are
obviously so desperateCopy !req
508. to learn your identity that
they'll do anything.Copy !req
509. Won't be long before
the next villain comes alongCopy !req
510. and threatens violence unless
you take off your mask.Copy !req
511. Citizens, tonight has
shown me I have no choiceCopy !req
512. but to unmask myself.Copy !req
513. Don't do it, Mysterion!Copy !req
514. If you show your
identity,Copy !req
515. we'll be forced to arrest
you for being a vigilante.Copy !req
516. Don't you think
he knows that?Copy !req
517. But superheroes
know that sometimesCopy !req
518. you have to sacrifice yourself
for the greater good!Copy !req
519. Don't show your
face, Mysterion!Copy !req
520. You have to be a symbol!Copy !req
521. So that the next terrorist
can threaten South ParkCopy !req
522. if he doesn't
unmask himself?Copy !req
523. No, it's true.Copy !req
524. As long as my identity
is a mystery,Copy !req
525. this will just
happen again and again.Copy !req
526. It has to end.Copy !req
527. I will
show my face.Copy !req
528. Ohh...
Ohh...
Ohh...
Ohh...Copy !req
529. Well, I'll be.Copy !req
530. I knew it was you!Copy !req
531. Remember, I even
said it before!Copy !req
532. Wow, a kid from my class
was Mysterion.Copy !req
533. Well, I'm sorry
but you're under arrest.Copy !req
534. Take the kid to jail.Copy !req
535. ( Cartman )
My entire plan
worked to perfection.Copy !req
536. My work here is done.Copy !req
537. With Mysterion
out of the way,Copy !req
538. The Coon can finally go back
to keeping the city safe.Copy !req
539. Once again,
I alone am the symbolCopy !req
540. this town can
stand behind.Copy !req
541. Every town
needs a hero.Copy !req
542. Every town needs...Copy !req
543. a Coon.Copy !req
544. Captioning made possible by
COMEDY CENTRALCopy !req
545. Captioned by
Soundwriters™Copy !req