1. - Isn't this great, you guys?Copy !req
2. Gettin' away from it all.
Leaving all our cares behind.Copy !req
3. - Yeah, and they said
the weather's gonna beCopy !req
4. nice like this all day.Copy !req
5. - This is exactly
what I needed.Copy !req
6. - Me too.Copy !req
7. - Aw, not those guys again!Copy !req
8. - God damn it!Copy !req
9. Why is it that every time
we try and have a relaxing dayCopy !req
10. a bunch of assholes on their
Harley motorcycles show up?Copy !req
11. - Woo-hoo!
- Yeah!Copy !req
12. - God, shut up!Copy !req
13. - Piss off,
you stupid assholes!Copy !req
14. - Isn't this great food?Copy !req
15. - You're so right
about this place.Copy !req
16. It's wonderful!Copy !req
17. - You know what's really
interesting is that—Copy !req
18. What's really interesting
is that this placeCopy !req
19. has a new owner, and they—Copy !req
20. - On this gorgeous dayCopy !req
21. we bring these two together
for the most important—Copy !req
22. - Everybody's checkin' us out.Copy !req
23. - Yeah, they think
we're pretty cool.Copy !req
24. - Whoo! We were definitely
turnin' some heads out there.Copy !req
25. Yeah!Copy !req
26. - I was pullin' back
on that throttle,Copy !req
27. and everybody was like,
"what is that?"Copy !req
28. - For sure!
- Yeah!Copy !req
29. - Hey—hey nobody here is
really paying attention to us.Copy !req
30. - That's weird.Copy !req
31. - Oh yeah, that's better.Copy !req
32. - All right,
let's head out.Copy !req
33. - All right!
- Let's hit the streets!Copy !req
34. - Fire 'em up!Copy !req
35. - Excuse me!
Excuse me!Copy !req
36. Hey, assholes!Copy !req
37. - You guys know that...Copy !req
38. Everyone thinks
you're total fags, right?Copy !req
39. - What did you say?Copy !req
40. - You know when people like you
drive down the streetsCopy !req
41. with your unnecessarily loud
motorcyclesCopy !req
42. thinking you're all cool,Copy !req
43. everyone is actually
laughing at youCopy !req
44. and calling you
pathetic faggots.Copy !req
45. You do realize this, right?Copy !req
46. - Hey, man,
we roll how we roll,Copy !req
47. and if people are annoyed
or intimidated by it,Copy !req
48. that's too bad for them!Copy !req
49. - Yeah!Copy !req
50. - No, no, nobody is
intimidated, actually.Copy !req
51. Everyone realizes that people
who are so needy for attentionCopy !req
52. they need to dress up
and be as loud as possibleCopy !req
53. are you guys
and 16-year-old girls.Copy !req
54. Just wanted to let you know
you're fucking fags.Copy !req
55. - That—that little boyCopy !req
56. just called us fags.Copy !req
57. - Like he didn't think
we were cool.Copy !req
58. - but he's wrong.Copy !req
59. People don't think
we're fags, do they?Copy !req
60. - Course he's wrong!Copy !req
61. And anyway, nobody except
that little freakCopy !req
62. would ever say something
like that to our faces!Copy !req
63. Yeah!Copy !req
64. - Come on, let's roll!Copy !req
65. - Rev 'em up!
- Here we go!Copy !req
66. - Fags!Copy !req
67. - Did that kid
just call us—Copy !req
68. - J-just ignore him!Copy !req
69. - God damn it.
This is fucked up!Copy !req
70. - What's wrong
with kids today?Copy !req
71. - It doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
72. They all called us fags.Copy !req
73. - How can they call us fags?
I mean, listen to this!Copy !req
74. - I know, I know.
Look, guys.Copy !req
75. - I think I know
what the problem is here.Copy !req
76. - Really?
- You do?Copy !req
77. - What, what?Copy !req
78. - Yeah, think about it, guys!Copy !req
79. You see all the things
kids have today?Copy !req
80. I mean,
with their XBoxesCopy !req
81. and surround sound
entertainment systems.Copy !req
82. Kids today are surrounded
by big, loud stuff all the time.Copy !req
83. - Hey, that's right!Copy !req
84. - That's all it is, guys.Copy !req
85. We just need to get
a little louder, that's all.Copy !req
86. - Broflovski looks for Kenny
to get clear for the pass.Copy !req
87. - But Cartman
isn't letting up on him!Copy !req
88. - Oh, what the hell!Copy !req
89. - Chicken spears,
chicken spears, chicken spears!Copy !req
90. Chicken spears,
chicken spears!Copy !req
91. - God damn it,
God damn it!Copy !req
92. - Oh, yeah, now we're turnin'
some heads!Copy !req
93. - Let's see 'em
call us fags now!Copy !req
94. - All right,
thanks for coming everyone.Copy !req
95. As you all know,
the Harley problemCopy !req
96. seems to be getting worse,Copy !req
97. and nobody is willing
to do anything about it.Copy !req
98. - Yes.
- Agreed.Copy !req
99. - I have had it with those loud
annoying f-f-f-faggots.Copy !req
100. - Now we have some ideas,
and we'd love to hearCopy !req
101. your ideas,
and I think together we can—Copy !req
102. and I think that together
we can come up with a wayCopy !req
103. to get rid of these fags
once and for all.Copy !req
104. - Sounds good.
- Okay, good, yeah.Copy !req
105. - What are you guys
talking about?Copy !req
106. Harley's are neat-o!
- What?Copy !req
107. - I always thought
someday when I grow upCopy !req
108. I'm gonna get a Harley!Copy !req
109. Then people will have to
notice me,Copy !req
110. and they'll have to deal
with my shit for once!Copy !req
111. The open road!Copy !req
112. The wind on my face!Copy !req
113. I'll go from city to city!Copy !req
114. Rar! Rarrr! Rarrr!Copy !req
115. Everyone lookin' at me!Copy !req
116. Who's that guy?Copy !req
117. He must be a—
he must be tough!Copy !req
118. I'll have my girl
on the backseatCopy !req
119. holdin' on
to my fat belly.Copy !req
120. Sure, she's missin'
a few teeth,Copy !req
121. but she's thinks I'm cool!Copy !req
122. That's why when I grow up,
I'm gonna be a Harley rider.Copy !req
123. - That makes perfect sense,
Butters.Copy !req
124. - It does?
- Yes, now get out of here.Copy !req
125. - Okay.Copy !req
126. - All right, Kyle and I
are going to spray-paintCopy !req
127. messages to the Harley riders.Copy !req
128. Cartman, you said
you had an idea?Copy !req
129. - I think
what I'm gonna do isCopy !req
130. find out wherever
their bikes are and, uh,Copy !req
131. crap on their seats.Copy !req
132. - Oh, that's good.
- Yeah, I think that'll be nice.Copy !req
133. - But that's a lot of seats.
How you gonna pull that off?Copy !req
134. - I think I just need
two, maybe three bucketsCopy !req
135. of KFC, extra crispy.Copy !req
136. Probably four cartons
of gravy.Copy !req
137. - Clyde, can you take care of
getting the KFC for Cartman?Copy !req
138. Kyle and I'll get
the spray paint cans.Copy !req
139. If we do this right, we'll be
doing the town a huge favor,Copy !req
140. So let's get to it!
Yeah!Copy !req
141. - That was a good breakfast!
- I'm full!Copy !req
142. You guys smell that?Copy !req
143. It smells like that new
famous bowl at KFC.Copy !req
144. - Oh! Aww!Copy !req
145. Somebody took a shit
on my fucking Harley!Copy !req
146. - What?
- Aww! Me too!Copy !req
147. I got shit
all over my pants now!Copy !req
148. - Blegh!Copy !req
149. - There's little flags
stuck in the shit!Copy !req
150. "You're fags!"Copy !req
151. - You gotta be kiddin' me!Copy !req
152. - Come on! We'll find
the bastards who did this!Copy !req
153. - This can't be happening!Copy !req
154. - Really nice work, guys.Copy !req
155. - Yeah, I think maybe everything
is gonna be okay now.Copy !req
156. - So I said to the guy,Copy !req
157. "You really think
I'm paying that much?"Copy !req
158. Oh, Jesus Christ!Copy !req
159. - Oh!Copy !req
160. - Oh, my God!Copy !req
161. - I thought we were past this.Copy !req
162. - Students, I am here because
of a very serious matter.Copy !req
163. This morning it was discoveredCopy !req
164. that in several places
all over town,Copy !req
165. somebody had spray-painted
the words"fags get out."Copy !req
166. Many witnesses reported seeing
children with spray paint.Copy !req
167. Now, if anybody knows anything
about the kids who did this,Copy !req
168. you must come forward—
- That was us.Copy !req
169. - Excuse me?Copy !req
170. - Yeah, we did that.
Kyle & Kenny: Yeah!Copy !req
171. - Why would you write something
like that and be proud of it?Copy !req
172. - Well, 'cause we want all those
fags to get out of our town.Copy !req
173. - Yeah, everyone hates
those fags, right?Copy !req
174. - Yeah!
- You bet!Copy !req
175. - Now just what the heck
is going on here?Copy !req
176. This is not what we have
taught you in this school!Copy !req
177. Kyle and Stan, you've always
been tolerant of gay people!Copy !req
178. - Gay people?Copy !req
179. - We aren't talking
about gay people.Copy !req
180. - You just admitted
to spray-paintingCopy !req
181. that they should get
out of town!Copy !req
182. - Dude, why we would we want
gay people to get out of town?Copy !req
183. - Oh, they think
we meant gay fags.Copy !req
184. - Oh. Hey, that's
not very nice, Mayor.Copy !req
185. Just because a person is gay
doesn't mean he's a fag.Copy !req
186. - What?Copy !req
187. You four boys
in my office now!Copy !req
188. - Aw, crap!Copy !req
189. - "'Faggot,'
often shortened to 'fag,'Copy !req
190. "has been used
in the English languageCopy !req
191. "since the late 16th century.Copy !req
192. Its original meaning was
an old or unpleasant woman."Copy !req
193. - That certainly
don't apply to us!Copy !req
194. - "'Faggot' later was defined
as a bundle of sticks.Copy !req
195. "and in the 19th century,Copy !req
196. "a 'faggot gatherer'
was someone who madeCopy !req
197. a meager living
gathering firewood."Copy !req
198. - Well, they certainly ain't
callin' us fagsCopy !req
199. 'cause we gather sticks.Copy !req
200. There's got to be more!Copy !req
201. - Shh!Copy !req
202. - What's that part say there?Copy !req
203. - "Later, the term 'fag'
was definedCopy !req
204. "as any awkward bundle
to be carried,Copy !req
205. "and was often used
as an insult to the elderly,Copy !req
206. as in calling them
'baggage.'"Copy !req
207. - "Fag" was used as an insult
to women, then poor people,Copy !req
208. then old people?Copy !req
209. - "In the early 1900s,Copy !req
210. "the word became
a pe-jor-ative termCopy !req
211. "against homosexuals
and transgender peopleCopy !req
212. in the United States."Copy !req
213. - That word just keeps
changing its meaning!Copy !req
214. What's it got to do with us?Copy !req
215. - Shh!Copy !req
216. - We are really
trying to understand this.Copy !req
217. How is it that you boys think
referring to gay peopleCopy !req
218. as"fags" in today's world
is acceptable?Copy !req
219. - Because we're not referring
to gay people.Copy !req
220. You can be gay
and not be a fag.Copy !req
221. - Yeah, a lot of fags
aren't gay.Copy !req
222. - I happen to be gay, boys.
Do you think I'm a fag?Copy !req
223. - Do you ride
a big, loud HarleyCopy !req
224. and go up and down the streets
ruining everyone's nice time?Copy !req
225. - No.Copy !req
226. - Then you're not a fag.Copy !req
227. - So what if a guy is gay
and rides a Harley?Copy !req
228. - Then he's a gay fag.Copy !req
229. I mean, is this really
this hard?Copy !req
230. - I don't know.
- This is fucking ridiculous.Copy !req
231. - All right, look.Copy !req
232. You're driving
in your car, okay?Copy !req
233. And you're waiting to make
a left at a traffic signal.Copy !req
234. The light turns yellow,
should be your turn to go,Copy !req
235. but the traffic coming at you
just keeps coming.Copy !req
236. And even when
the light turns red,Copy !req
237. a guy in a BMW
runs the red lightCopy !req
238. so you can't make
your left turn.Copy !req
239. What goes through your mind?Copy !req
240. - Fag.Copy !req
241. - Right!Copy !req
242. But you're not thinking,
"Oh, he's homosexual."Copy !req
243. You're thinking,"Oh, he's
an inconsiderate douche bagCopy !req
244. like a Harley rider."Copy !req
245. - This—this is making
insanely good sense to me.Copy !req
246. - All right,
how about this?Copy !req
247. What would you call
a straight manCopy !req
248. who doesn't own a Harley,Copy !req
249. but likes them
and might buy one someday?Copy !req
250. - You call him bike-curious.Copy !req
251. - Bike-cur—
- Bike-curious!Copy !req
252. Don't you people keep up
with today's lingo at all?Copy !req
253. Jesus fucking Christ.Copy !req
254. - Fellow homosexuals,Copy !req
255. I believe we have
an opportunity hereCopy !req
256. to take a big step forward
for our kind.Copy !req
257. We must acknowledge that
the words"fag" and"faggot"Copy !req
258. are never going to disappear.Copy !req
259. They are simply too much fun
for everyone to say.Copy !req
260. But we must realize
that we are no longerCopy !req
261. the most hated people
on the planet,Copy !req
262. and help the children change
the meaning of the wordCopy !req
263. to describe those annoying,
loud, faggot Harley riders!Copy !req
264. - Here, here!Copy !req
265. - We should all be tolerant,Copy !req
266. but not with these
fucking people.Copy !req
267. They really are faggots.Copy !req
268. - Yes, Jesus, yes!Copy !req
269. - This is
Channel Four Evening News.Copy !req
270. A new movement
in South ParkCopy !req
271. is bringing to question
the word"fag."Copy !req
272. Gay groups are pointing outCopy !req
273. that the word no longer means
to kids todayCopy !req
274. what it meant
just a few years ago.Copy !req
275. - And what's your name,
little boy?Copy !req
276. - Martin.Copy !req
277. - All right, Martin.
Can you do me a favor?Copy !req
278. Could you point
to the fag for me?Copy !req
279. Just point to which one
is the fag.Copy !req
280. All right,
now could you just pointCopy !req
281. to the fag for me,
little girl?Copy !req
282. Which one is a faggot?Copy !req
283. - Sparked by
this realizationCopy !req
284. and persuaded by
gay advocate groups,Copy !req
285. the mayor signed
a new city ordinance todayCopy !req
286. making the word"fag"
officially referCopy !req
287. to annoying,
inconsiderate Harley riders.Copy !req
288. How do you fags feel about
the new city ordinance?Copy !req
289. - What did you say?Copy !req
290. - Just asking if you feel
okay or displeasedCopy !req
291. about the ordinance, fag.Copy !req
292. - Hey, you know what?Copy !req
293. If you call me fag to my face
one more time, you better—Copy !req
294. - I already did it twice.
- Well, I think that—Copy !req
295. I think that you—you probably
you won't say it again.Copy !req
296. - I bet I do.Copy !req
297. - Well, okay—
- Fag—unh!Copy !req
298. - As more people in South Park
adapt to the new meaning...Copy !req
299. - Fags!Copy !req
300. - More and more Harley ridersCopy !req
301. are deciding
to ride elsewhere.Copy !req
302. - Oh, yeah, nice, Kenny.Copy !req
303. - Isn't this awesome,
you guys?Copy !req
304. I haven't seen a Harley
for, like, three days.Copy !req
305. - I know, it's like we have
the outdoors back again.Copy !req
306. - You four turd balls
in my office, now!Copy !req
307. - Ah, crap.Copy !req
308. - You have got me
in a lot of trouble!Copy !req
309. - The fact of the matter
is that"fag"Copy !req
310. is still defined
in the dictionaryCopy !req
311. as a pejorative term
against homosexuals.Copy !req
312. And so you are still causing
harm to gay people everywhere,Copy !req
313. whether you
mean it differently or not.Copy !req
314. The town of South Park
and its mayorCopy !req
315. have once again
shown themselvesCopy !req
316. to be completely
out of touchCopy !req
317. with the progressive
world.Copy !req
318. - She's gaining support
all over the country!Copy !req
319. I should have never
listened to you!Copy !req
320. - We're sorry, Mayor.Copy !req
321. - Oh, that's nice.Copy !req
322. You made our entire townCopy !req
323. look like gay bashing,
redneck homophobes,Copy !req
324. but at least
you're sorry!Copy !req
325. - We can fix this!
- How?Copy !req
326. - That lady said
it's because"fag"Copy !req
327. still means"homosexual"
in the dictionary.Copy !req
328. So we just have to convince
the dictionary peopleCopy !req
329. to change the definition.Copy !req
330. - Hey, hey, yeah.Copy !req
331. Then people would be free
to call Harley riders fagsCopy !req
332. all over the country!Copy !req
333. - Now, I don't know
about you,Copy !req
334. but I think this town
is starting a trend.Copy !req
335. And if we let them officially
change the meaning of"fag"Copy !req
336. from gay people to us,Copy !req
337. then soon every town might!Copy !req
338. - If we don't do anything,Copy !req
339. we could end up
trying to find—Copy !req
340. - If we don't do anything,
we could—Copy !req
341. - Hey, Bartlett.Copy !req
342. Bartlett!Copy !req
343. I'm trying to talk, you fag!Copy !req
344. Aw, see?Copy !req
345. Now they got us doing it
to ourselves!Copy !req
346. We gotta put a stop
to this now!Copy !req
347. So I say
we ride into that townCopy !req
348. and kick some fucking ass!Copy !req
349. - Excitement is in the airCopy !req
350. as the citizens
of South Park amassCopy !req
351. to see if the word fagCopy !req
352. will officially be changed
in the English dictionary.Copy !req
353. Four local boys
will state their caseCopy !req
354. to the head dictionary editor,Copy !req
355. and if they succeed,Copy !req
356. "fag" will officially refer
to Harley riders nationwide.Copy !req
357. - You can do it, boys!
We believe in you!Copy !req
358. - And, Tom,
it looks as thoughCopy !req
359. the dictionary officials
have arrived!Copy !req
360. - Entering the scene nowCopy !req
361. are the keepers
of the current dictionaryCopy !req
362. and, of course,
the dictionary's head editor,Copy !req
363. Mr. Emmanuel Lewis.Copy !req
364. - Emmanuel Lewis, huh?Copy !req
365. - Oh, it all
makes sense now.Copy !req
366. - To change...
the definition of a wordCopy !req
367. is no trifling thing!Copy !req
368. I expect this proposalCopy !req
369. for changing the definition
of the word"fag"Copy !req
370. to be both discerning
and undisputable.Copy !req
371. - Come on boys,
you can do it!Copy !req
372. - Look out!Copy !req
373. It's a bunch of pissed off
faggots!Copy !req
374. - Aah!Copy !req
375. Ohh!Copy !req
376. - There's fags everywhere!Copy !req
377. - We gotta run!Copy !req
378. - Ahh!Copy !req
379. What nefariousness is this?Copy !req
380. Ahgh!
You obdurate beasts!Copy !req
381. - Aah!Copy !req
382. - Well, well.Copy !req
383. Now do you think we're fags?Copy !req
384. - Yes!Copy !req
385. Yes, sir,
you are total fags!Copy !req
386. - Yeah!
You definitely made your point.Copy !req
387. - No!Copy !req
388. We rolled in, kicked ass,Copy !req
389. and took shit over.Copy !req
390. Is that what a fag does?Copy !req
391. - Yeah, yeah, that's totally
what a fag does!Copy !req
392. - No, you're supposed
to thinkCopy !req
393. we're not fags now!Copy !req
394. - But then why are you
acting like such fags?Copy !req
395. I don't understand!Copy !req
396. - I don't either!Copy !req
397. - That's because you guys
never understood!Copy !req
398. You fellers never gotCopy !req
399. what these people
are really about!Copy !req
400. Freedom!Copy !req
401. Rebellion
against the system!Copy !req
402. A living image of independence!Copy !req
403. Solid, defiant,Copy !req
404. and supremely cool,Copy !req
405. the biker
is an all-American iconCopy !req
406. of resilient individualityCopy !req
407. and freedom!Copy !req
408. - Who is this little fag?Copy !req
409. - I'm not a fag yet, sir,Copy !req
410. but I am bike-curious.Copy !req
411. - That's it!
Let's kill 'em all!Copy !req
412. - No, that'll just make you
bigger fags!Copy !req
413. - No one is killing anyone!Copy !req
414. We've had enough.Copy !req
415. You faggots get the hell
out of our town.Copy !req
416. - All right, everyone.
All right!Copy !req
417. We are fags!Copy !req
418. Yeah, we're fags.Copy !req
419. We're total fags.Copy !req
420. And you know what?Copy !req
421. We like it!Copy !req
422. - Yeah, we like bein' fags.Copy !req
423. - So go ahead, America.Copy !req
424. Whenever you pass by
Harley riders like us,Copy !req
425. roll down your window
and yell,"Faggots!"Copy !req
426. All you kids out there,Copy !req
427. when you see us,Copy !req
428. walk up to us and say,Copy !req
429. "Hello, fags!"Copy !req
430. No, really.Copy !req
431. We want you to.Copy !req
432. At least we're cool enough
to embrace who we are.Copy !req
433. Right, guys?Copy !req
434. - That's right!
- Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
435. - You got it, yeah!Copy !req
436. - Come on, fags,
let's roll out!Copy !req
437. - And that, Mr. Editor,Copy !req
438. is why they are the true
definition of fags.Copy !req
439. - Let there be no perplexity,Copy !req
440. those individuals
are the legitimate faggots!Copy !req
441. The definition
shall be replaced!Copy !req
442. - We did it!
- Yeah, we did it, you guys!Copy !req
443. - Oh, it's over!
It's finally over!Copy !req
444. - Today, we've made history.Copy !req