1. Say that again, Edge!
You think you're better than me?Copy !req
2. - Cena, your mouth
has gotten you into troubleCopy !req
3. for the last time!Copy !req
4. I'm gonna shut it up for you!Copy !req
5. Ohh!Copy !req
6. - Mess him up, Edge!Copy !req
7. - Kick his ass! Whoo!Copy !req
8. - Oh, yeah?Copy !req
9. I've got somethin' else
to tell you, Edge!Copy !req
10. I slept with Vanessa
last night!Copy !req
11. Ooh!Copy !req
12. - Cena slept
with Edge's girlfriend?Copy !req
13. - Oh, my god, dude.
This is so awesome!Copy !req
14. - I'm having the best time!Copy !req
15. - You cheated
and took my belt from me!Copy !req
16. And now I can't hardly
get work wrestling!Copy !req
17. You took my girl,
and you took my job!Copy !req
18. - He took his job!Copy !req
19. - He took his girl!Copy !req
20. - Took it-der!Copy !req
21. - Ohh!Copy !req
22. - Oh, sweet!Copy !req
23. - Ooh.Copy !req
24. Oh!Copy !req
25. - Yes! Yes!
- Dude, awesome!Copy !req
26. - This is so awesome!Copy !req
27. - Dude, that was so bad-ass!Copy !req
28. - Wrestling is awesome!Copy !req
29. - This is it, you guys!Copy !req
30. We know what our calling
in life is now!Copy !req
31. Tomorrow we are signing up
for wrestling class!Copy !req
32. - Yeah!
- All right!Copy !req
33. - This is awesome, you guys!Copy !req
34. - The fuck is this?Copy !req
35. - Why did they have us put on
long underwear?Copy !req
36. - Well, I guess in wrestling,Copy !req
37. We're supposed to make
our own outfitCopy !req
38. and then wear it over this.Copy !req
39. - Oh.
Yeah, that makes sense.Copy !req
40. - All right, so did everyone
settle on their wrestling names?Copy !req
41. - I did!
I'm the Rad Russian!Copy !req
42. I come from Russia to crush
your puny capitalist head!Copy !req
43. - All right, boys!Copy !req
44. I'm really glad to see
we have some new recruitsCopy !req
45. interested in the fine sport
of"wrassling"!Copy !req
46. - Cool!
- Let's do this!Copy !req
47. - Now, the first thing
we're gonna learn todayCopy !req
48. are the fundamental
wrassling holds.Copy !req
49. Let's get some volunteers.Copy !req
50. Why don't you
come over here, young man?Copy !req
51. What's your name?
- The Rad Russian.Copy !req
52. - What?Copy !req
53. - You capitalist swine,
I'll crush you!Copy !req
54. - Okay, uh, just go ahead
and get on your hands and knees.Copy !req
55. - Huh?Copy !req
56. - Just down—
down on the floor.Copy !req
57. Hands and knees.Copy !req
58. - Okay.Copy !req
59. - All right.
And now how about you?Copy !req
60. Your name is?
- Triceratops!Copy !req
61. - Uh, all right.
Come on over here.Copy !req
62. I'm gonna position you
in the officialCopy !req
63. wrassling starting position.Copy !req
64. Here we go...Copy !req
65. - The fuck is this?Copy !req
66. - Now just reach
around him here.Copy !req
67. Good.Copy !req
68. - Dude—dude—dude!
The fuck are you doing?Copy !req
69. - Get back on the floor.Copy !req
70. I'm teaching you the starting
position of wrassling!Copy !req
71. - That's not wrestling, dude.
That's fucking gay!Copy !req
72. - Yeah. What are you,
a child molester?Copy !req
73. - Where's all the cool costumes
and jumping off ropes and stuff?Copy !req
74. - Oh, not this again.Copy !req
75. Let me guess,Copy !req
76. You just went to that stupid
WWE show in Denver last night!Copy !req
77. Yeah!Copy !req
78. - Ugh!
The WWE is not wrassling!Copy !req
79. That's a bunch
of fake bull crap!Copy !req
80. How stupid are you?Copy !req
81. Real wrassling, boys,
is this.Copy !req
82. - Well, this is
fucking lame, dude.Copy !req
83. Let's get the hell
out of here, guys.Copy !req
84. - Yeah, this guy probably wants
to take pictures of us naked.Copy !req
85. - I got half a mind to report—
report you to the police, sir!Copy !req
86. - Argh!Copy !req
87. - The Wrestling
Takedown FederationCopy !req
88. has several matches
planned today.Copy !req
89. All right, so here's
how we'll do this, guys.Copy !req
90. I'll come out to the ring first,
and then, Jimmy, you come inCopy !req
91. and tell me
you're gonna kick my ass.Copy !req
92. Then I'm gonna say
you slept with my girlfriend,Copy !req
93. and I'll charge you
and do a head-slap.Copy !req
94. - Sounds good.Copy !req
95. - Then, Butters, you come in
as the ref all like,Copy !req
96. "No, no, the fight
hasn't started yet."Copy !req
97. And that's when Jimmy
sneaks up from behindCopy !req
98. and hits me over the head
with the foldaway chair.Copy !req
99. - Okeydoke!Copy !req
100. - So is that when I t-tell you
that your girlfriend is a whore?Copy !req
101. - No. Let's save the
girlfriend-is-a-whore lineCopy !req
102. until after Stan
head-butts ButtersCopy !req
103. for trying to
stop the fight again.Copy !req
104. - Boy, wrestling sure is fun!Copy !req
105. - All right,
we ready to try this, guys?Copy !req
106. - Yep.Copy !req
107. - All right,
let's start wrestling.Copy !req
108. - I am gonna k-kick your ass!Copy !req
109. - You slept
with my girlfriend, Hammerclaw!Copy !req
110. - Hey! No!Copy !req
111. No, the fight
hasn't started yet.Copy !req
112. No! Bad!Copy !req
113. - Hey, he slept
with my girlfriend, referee!Copy !req
114. In my country, we don't wait
for a bell, mister—ugh!Copy !req
115. Ugh! Ugh!Copy !req
116. - Your girlfriend is a whore—Copy !req
117. - Wait for it,
wait for the whore line.Copy !req
118. - Oh, right.
Sorry.Copy !req
119. - You're gonna get it now,
Hammerclaw!Copy !req
120. - We'll see about that!
- Now, hold on!Copy !req
121. I am stopping the fight!Copy !req
122. Ugh!Copy !req
123. - What's going on?Copy !req
124. - Apparently that crippled kidCopy !req
125. slept with that
Russian kid's girlfriend!Copy !req
126. - Jeez.
They're so young!Copy !req
127. - I'll kill you, Triceratops!Copy !req
128. You made fun
of my crippled mother!Copy !req
129. - That's because your mother
betrayed my mother, Juggernaut!Copy !req
130. - You don't come to this country
and make fun of it!Copy !req
131. - and just what do you care
about your pitiful country?Copy !req
132. - I served my country!Copy !req
133. I fought for two years
in Vietnam!Copy !req
134. That kid was in 'nam?
Man, that's incredible.Copy !req
135. - Good for you
for servin' your country!Copy !req
136. - Guys, check this out!Copy !req
137. There's this little kid
from the CongoCopy !req
138. who was raised by panthers!Copy !req
139. - Are you serious?Copy !req
140. - Just admit it, Congo!Copy !req
141. Admit that you lied
about me to Irene!Copy !req
142. - I admit nothing!
Maybe Irene lied to you!Copy !req
143. - That kid in the hat is having
sex with two different girls?Copy !req
144. - Nah, that little kid from
the Congo lied about one of themCopy !req
145. to try and get
the kid in the hatCopy !req
146. in trouble with his wife.Copy !req
147. - They're married?Copy !req
148. - You will have to forfeit
the fight, Rad Russian!Copy !req
149. You cannot fight until
your test results come b-back!Copy !req
150. - I might have to wait
for my hepatitis test,Copy !req
151. but in the meantime, I have
brought my comrade from MexicoCopy !req
152. to wrestle against you!Copy !req
153. - That Russian kid's
got hepatitis?Copy !req
154. - And here he comes now!Copy !req
155. The cold-blooded wrestler
from Mexico, El Pollo Loco!Copy !req
156. - What are you doing here,
El Pollo Loco?Copy !req
157. - Your girlfriend doesn't even
like you, Stan the Man!Copy !req
158. She likes me!Copy !req
159. - You have no idea what
you're saying, Juggernaut!Copy !req
160. Irene loves me,
and I'm gonna marry her!Copy !req
161. - If she wants to be with you,Copy !req
162. how about you have her
tell all these people here?Copy !req
163. - Uh-oh!
Here she comes now!Copy !req
164. It's bad Irene!Copy !req
165. - Let me tell you somethin',
Let me tell you somethin'.Copy !req
166. It's true, I love Stan the Man
with all my heart.Copy !req
167. But I want to be
with Juggernaut now.Copy !req
168. - What?Copy !req
169. - No!
- No way!Copy !req
170. - Nah, what ya doin'?
Stan the Man loves you!Copy !req
171. - Don't break his heart!Copy !req
172. - If you love
Juggernaut, Irene,Copy !req
173. then tell him what you did
two years ago,Copy !req
174. how you killed his child!Copy !req
175. - It's true.Copy !req
176. I was pregnant with your child,
and I aborted it.Copy !req
177. - No!
- Boo!Copy !req
178. - Irene, no!
Why?Copy !req
179. - Do you know what it's likeCopy !req
180. to have an abortion
at seven years old?Copy !req
181. Do you?Copy !req
182. I've had so many abortions.
I just got addicted to them.Copy !req
183. - Whoa, did you hear that?
- Shh!Copy !req
184. - Irene,
you said you loved me!Copy !req
185. - I'm not in love with you.Copy !req
186. I'm in love with abortions,
don't you understand?Copy !req
187. Aah!Copy !req
188. - Ohh!Copy !req
189. - Ahh!Copy !req
190. - I'm telling you, guys,
you got to see this.Copy !req
191. These kids ain't more
than eight or nine years old,Copy !req
192. and they got more problems
than you can imagine.Copy !req
193. - There's this one kid,
he saw his father get murdered.Copy !req
194. And yesterday
he finds the killer,Copy !req
195. and it's this other kid
who's an ex-cop.Copy !req
196. Needless to say,
he whupped his ass good.Copy !req
197. - Yeah,
and there's this little girl.Copy !req
198. She's actually addicted
to gettin' abortions.Copy !req
199. Got pregnant
by nearly every boy there.Copy !req
200. - You're shitting me.Copy !req
201. - No, we're tellin' you,
these kids are fucking crazy.Copy !req
202. You got to check it out.Copy !req
203. - Grr.Copy !req
204. - You can watch 'em
almost every afternoon.Copy !req
205. It's some of the greatest
wrestling we ever seen.Copy !req
206. - It isn't real!
Don't you people understand?Copy !req
207. That stuff isn't real—
none of it!Copy !req
208. How stupid are you?Copy !req
209. - What you mean
it ain't real?Copy !req
210. - It's all made-up—fiction.Copy !req
211. Real wrassling is a serious
and respectable sport.Copy !req
212. Why can't you people
understandCopy !req
213. that that kind of wrestling
isn't real?Copy !req
214. - Mister, there's
a little girl out thereCopy !req
215. who's had 14 abortions,
and she ain't even 10 yet,Copy !req
216. but I guess
that's just"not real" to you.Copy !req
217. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
218. - Look! Look! Look!Copy !req
219. This is wrestling, this!Copy !req
220. - Mister, you better take
your gay pornCopy !req
221. and walk
right out of this bar.Copy !req
222. - Holy crap, dude.
There's a huge turnout tonight!Copy !req
223. - Good thing we made
those changes to the seating.Copy !req
224. - All right, you guys,
let's bring it in.Copy !req
225. I think we've really done
a great job,Copy !req
226. and let's just keep
the energy up,Copy !req
227. you know, have a good flow
and have fun out there, okay?Copy !req
228. - Yeah!Copy !req
229. - Let's do this!Copy !req
230. One, two...Copy !req
231. Backyard wrestling!Copy !req
232. - Oh, what a perfect night
for fighting.Copy !req
233. Lo, the moon sets upon
the tips of the trees,Copy !req
234. and I, the man known
as The Rad Russian,Copy !req
235. start to stir
with the excitement of violence.Copy !req
236. - Only a country like yours
can breed menCopy !req
237. of such discontent,
Rad Russian.Copy !req
238. But you don't know
what real pain is—Copy !req
239. pain, like I've known.Copy !req
240. Abandoned when I was
four years old by my parents,Copy !req
241. left to die in a cold and dark
sewage tunnel.Copy !req
242. - Jeez, I didn't know
his parents did that.Copy !req
243. - Shh!Copy !req
244. - I'm very sorry,Copy !req
245. but I'm afraid we have
to terminate your employmentCopy !req
246. here at South Park Elementary.Copy !req
247. - You're firing me?
Why?Copy !req
248. - The school board
has decidedCopy !req
249. to discontinue
the wrestling program.Copy !req
250. Wrestling simply involves
too much adult subject matter,Copy !req
251. like murder and abortion.Copy !req
252. - No, this isn't wrassling!Copy !req
253. This isn't wrassling!Copy !req
254. Principal Victoria,
just let me stay on,Copy !req
255. and I can teach kids
what real wrassling is!Copy !req
256. - I'm sorry. The board
has made up their minds.Copy !req
257. - You can't fire me
for what these kids do!Copy !req
258. - That isn't the only reason
you're being let go.Copy !req
259. - What do you mean?Copy !req
260. We found all the gay pornCopy !req
261. on your iPhone, Mr. Connors.Copy !req
262. - So I'm thinking we do the part
about Jimmy's relationshipCopy !req
263. with his alcoholic father
after you smash ButtersCopy !req
264. onto the table.Copy !req
265. - Oh, sure, that works.Copy !req
266. - You guys!
You guys, listen to this!Copy !req
267. It's amazing!
- What, dude?Copy !req
268. - We just received a letter
from the WWE.Copy !req
269. - From the professional
wrestlers we saw in Denver?Copy !req
270. - No way!Copy !req
271. - "Gentlemen, we have heard
of your wrestling organizationCopy !req
272. "and are quite interested
in its popularity.Copy !req
273. "The WWE is delighted
to inform youCopy !req
274. "that it will be sending
a talent scout,Copy !req
275. "President Vince McMahon,Copy !req
276. to view your wrestling event
this Saturday the 24th."Copy !req
277. - Vince McMahon
is coming to see us?Copy !req
278. - This is our shot
at making it into the WWE,Copy !req
279. to be real wrestlers!Copy !req
280. - Oh, my god!
Oh, my god, oh, my god!Copy !req
281. Oh, my god, oh, my god!
Oh, my god, oh, my god!Copy !req
282. - We could become pro wrestlers.
I'm completely freaking out.Copy !req
283. Oh, my god, oh, my god!Copy !req
284. - Okay, guys!
Guys, listen!Copy !req
285. We seriously
have to focus here.Copy !req
286. We have exactly three days
before the scout is hereCopy !req
287. to see us wrestle.Copy !req
288. We've got to step it upCopy !req
289. and work it like never before!Copy !req
290. - All right, it's time to start
the second act.Copy !req
291. Let's bring the crowd back in
from intermissionCopy !req
292. and then improvise some stuff
for Saturday!Copy !req
293. - Yeah, no, I-I think Congo
is a great wrestler.Copy !req
294. I just think Rad Russian
has his number.Copy !req
295. - Yeah, but Rad RussianCopy !req
296. has a lot
of abandonment issues.Copy !req
297. - Uh-oh, it looks like
the intermission is over.Copy !req
298. Better head back.Copy !req
299. - I left my wife today,Copy !req
300. walked out of the apartment
without saying a word.Copy !req
301. I ran away
from my responsibilities,Copy !req
302. just I like always do.Copy !req
303. And I, again, am alone.Copy !req
304. - Here he is, hiding
in the forest as I told you.Copy !req
305. - Juggernaut, there is to be
an ultimate SmackdownCopy !req
306. this Saturday.Copy !req
307. Are you going to run
from that as well?Copy !req
308. - I'll fight anytime,
anywhere!Copy !req
309. - He don't run from fights,
just from responsibilities.Copy !req
310. - Ugh!
Ohh!Copy !req
311. Boo!Copy !req
312. - What do I do?Copy !req
313. Juggernaut is
my long-lost brother,Copy !req
314. and yet Congo
saved my life in 'nam!Copy !req
315. - It's El Pollo Loco!Copy !req
316. - El Pollo Loco!Copy !req
317. - Thanks for coming, guys.Copy !req
318. I'm sure you're wondering why
I've called you here to Sizzler.Copy !req
319. - Yeah, what's this about?Copy !req
320. We should be writing our
monologues for Smackdown.Copy !req
321. - Well, guys, Kenny and I
have been talking.Copy !req
322. Yeah, we've been talking.Copy !req
323. - and, I mean,
Smackdown might be our one shotCopy !req
324. at making it
into the WWE, right?Copy !req
325. I mean, a shot like this
might never come again.Copy !req
326. - Yeah.Copy !req
327. - Well, the way we see it,Copy !req
328. we have
three primary obstaclesCopy !req
329. in making Smackdown
a great show—Copy !req
330. Token, Butters, Jimmy.
- Yep.Copy !req
331. - What are you talking about?Copy !req
332. - Guys, let's face it.
They can't wrestle for crap.Copy !req
333. I mean, every time
I wrestle with one of them,Copy !req
334. they flub a line
or blow their monologue.Copy !req
335. And Token—
he has no emotion, no timing.Copy !req
336. He's the worst wrestler
I've ever seen.Copy !req
337. - He's right.
- What?Copy !req
338. - Dude, it's really hard
to do your best wrestlingCopy !req
339. when you're up against Token.Copy !req
340. - Right?Copy !req
341. - and Butters and Jimmy,
I mean, they're okay,Copy !req
342. but they're never gonna make it
as professional wrestlers.Copy !req
343. - Well, so then WWE
will recruit us and not them.Copy !req
344. - No, dude, they're gonna hurt
our chances!Copy !req
345. - They're gonna hurt
our chances!Copy !req
346. - Because we all know that
the new material I've writtenCopy !req
347. is stuff those guys
can't handle,Copy !req
348. and we'll suffer from it.Copy !req
349. - So what do we do?Copy !req
350. - We got to bring
somebody else on.Copy !req
351. - Yep, we got to bring
somebody else onCopy !req
352. who can handle
the more difficult rolesCopy !req
353. that we can wrestle against
instead of those guys.Copy !req
354. - Somebody who can do
the harder stuff we've writtenCopy !req
355. so that Token, Butters, and
Jimmy can have smaller parts.Copy !req
356. - How do we find somebody
who can wrestle that well?Copy !req
357. - It's simple.
We just got to hold tryouts.Copy !req
358. - Number 17,
step forward, please.Copy !req
359. You're wrestling
a Muslim immigrant.Copy !req
360. You suspect
he could be a terrorist,Copy !req
361. and your parents died
in the 9/11 attacks. Go.Copy !req
362. - You dirty Muslim bastard!Copy !req
363. I don't trust you,
and I never will!Copy !req
364. Do you know how it feels
to lose your parents?Copy !req
365. No, you wouldn't, you smelly,
brown Middle Eastern piece of—Copy !req
366. - Thank you.Copy !req
367. Number 24...Copy !req
368. You're wrestling for the right
to marry Mackenzie PhillipsCopy !req
369. but just learned that she had
sex with her father.Copy !req
370. Go.Copy !req
371. - Your father?Copy !req
372. Your own father?Copy !req
373. I don't care if you were
on drugs, you sick whore!Copy !req
374. - Thank you.Copy !req
375. - That guy's
a pretty good wrestler.Copy !req
376. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, yeah, not bad.Copy !req
377. - Let's see, uh, can we get
number 37 to step forward again?Copy !req
378. Just want to get to know
you all a little better.Copy !req
379. What can you tell us
about yourself?Copy !req
380. - Not a whole lot
to tell, really.Copy !req
381. I was born in Fort Collins,Copy !req
382. started watching wrestling
when I was four years old.Copy !req
383. My father...Copy !req
384. He liked it too...Copy !req
385. Until he died...Copy !req
386. Sometimes I think it's 'cause
of him I follow this dream.Copy !req
387. - Damn, dude, that is
some bad-ass wrestling.Copy !req
388. - Yeah, this guy crushes.Copy !req
389. - It isn't fair—
all my hard work.Copy !req
390. I'm not going to
take it anymore.Copy !req
391. That wrestling show
is in for a big surprise.Copy !req
392. I'm putting an end to this
once and for all.Copy !req
393. Hyah!Copy !req
394. - He's here!Copy !req
395. Vince McMahon is here!Copy !req
396. - Wow, it's really him!Copy !req
397. - He's here.
Oh, my god, oh, my god—Copy !req
398. Oh, my god,
oh, my god, oh my god!Copy !req
399. - All right,
places, everyone!Copy !req
400. Welcome to this performanceCopy !req
401. of Wrestling Takedown
Federation... Smackdown.Copy !req
402. - Juggernaut?Copy !req
403. Juggernaut,
hey, what's going on?Copy !req
404. - You know what's going on.Copy !req
405. It's Smackdown tonight,Copy !req
406. which means we might have
to fight each other.Copy !req
407. - Hey, hey, whoa. You shouldn't
be fighting anybody.Copy !req
408. What about your cancer?Copy !req
409. - Wait a minute.
Who is that?Copy !req
410. - It's Triceratops,
and he's with Irene.Copy !req
411. - You aren't welcome here,
Triceratops.Copy !req
412. - Stay calm.Copy !req
413. You know what you have to doCopy !req
414. for the good
of real wrassling.Copy !req
415. - No, Irene, please,
just this once,Copy !req
416. do not abort this baby.Copy !req
417. - My body, my right.Copy !req
418. In fact, I'm jonesing
for the rush so badly,Copy !req
419. I don't think
I'll make to it the clinic.Copy !req
420. - No, you can't
possibly mean that—Copy !req
421. - Yes. I think maybe
I'll have another abortionCopy !req
422. right here, right now.Copy !req
423. Ohh!Copy !req
424. - There's someone here
to wrestle you, Irene.Copy !req
425. A baby you aborted many years
ago survived,Copy !req
426. and he's here now.Copy !req
427. - Mother!Copy !req
428. Why did you abort me?
Why?Copy !req
429. - He's alive!Copy !req
430. - You, get back in the trash can
where you belong.Copy !req
431. - What do you think?Copy !req
432. - They are decent wrestlers.Copy !req
433. We'll see how they develop
their through linesCopy !req
434. in the second act.Copy !req
435. - Aha, I thought
I would find you here.Copy !req
436. - Excuse me.Copy !req
437. I'm sorry, I'm afraid
this area is off-limits.Copy !req
438. - Oh, don't mind me.Copy !req
439. I was just about to—Copy !req
440. - Oh, hey!Copy !req
441. Whoa, oh!Copy !req
442. The fuck is this?Copy !req
443. - Oh, how I long for
the spring meadows of Russia,Copy !req
444. the soft Russian sky.Copy !req
445. - When are you going
to face reality, Congo?Copy !req
446. Just because
you were raised by panthersCopy !req
447. doesn't mean you are one.Copy !req
448. - He's closer to a panther
than you'll ever be!Copy !req
449. - Lies! These are all
a bunch of lies!Copy !req
450. Now, you listen here,
El Pollo Loco.Copy !req
451. It doesn't matter
if your wife was killed.Copy !req
452. You cannot keep
Irene's aborted baby.Copy !req
453. - Don't let him crawl back
to Mexico, Sgt. Hammerclaw.Copy !req
454. - Only one shot...Copy !req
455. Maximum damage.Copy !req
456. This is all your fault,
you WWE President asshole.Copy !req
457. Your fault we all die here
right now.Copy !req
458. For wraaassling!Copy !req
459. No!Copy !req
460. - Oh, dios mio!
Mataron El Pollo Loco!Copy !req
461. - Bastardos!Copy !req
462. - No, no!
Shut up!Copy !req
463. You idiots want wrassling?Copy !req
464. This is wrassling.Copy !req
465. Hyah. Huh! Ugh.Copy !req
466. - We want some real wrestlers!Copy !req
467. - This is just a bunch
of garbage.Copy !req
468. And you're all ruining
the good name of wrassling.Copy !req
469. Wrassling
is from ancient Greece.Copy !req
470. It's in the Olympics.Copy !req
471. - What the hell do you care?Copy !req
472. Get off the wrestling mat!Copy !req
473. Boo!Copy !req
474. - Why do I care?Copy !req
475. These kids made it so real
wrassling is gone from schools.Copy !req
476. It's practically gone
from the culture.Copy !req
477. Damn it, they took my job!Copy !req
478. Huh?Copy !req
479. - They took his job.Copy !req
480. - I know.
Shh!Copy !req
481. - You want to know pain?Copy !req
482. Pain is dedicating
your entire life to a sport,Copy !req
483. to a career,Copy !req
484. and then having it all
ripped away from youCopy !req
485. like a babe from its mother.Copy !req
486. - Oh, man, they took his job.Copy !req
487. - They took it-der.Copy !req
488. - Lost everything.Copy !req
489. Couldn't even afford to payCopy !req
490. for my little retriever,
Rex, anymore.Copy !req
491. Animal Control came
and got him.Copy !req
492. - They took his dog!Copy !req
493. - they bock-it-der!Copy !req
494. - Took it-der!Copy !req
495. - I ended up
on the streets, stealing.Copy !req
496. Got busted by the policeCopy !req
497. and had to spend
a night in jail.Copy !req
498. The other inmates in there
beat me up,Copy !req
499. fractured my jaw
to where I couldn't eat.Copy !req
500. - They broke his jaw!Copy !req
501. - Bock-a-der!Copy !req
502. - So you see,
I have nothing left.Copy !req
503. Nothing!Copy !req
504. Not even the will to live.Copy !req
505. - Sir, that was oneCopy !req
506. of the finest
wrestling performancesCopy !req
507. I have ever seen.Copy !req
508. - What?Copy !req
509. - Will you not join
our wrestling organization?Copy !req
510. I promise to make you
our leading act.Copy !req
511. - You mean it?
- Come.Copy !req
512. I want to get you
in rehearsals right away.Copy !req
513. - What?
- Dude.Copy !req
514. - Hey, what about us?
Our show?Copy !req
515. - Sorry, boys.Copy !req
516. You are decent wrestlers,Copy !req
517. but lack the raw wrestling
talent this man has.Copy !req
518. Oh!Copy !req
519. - This is
all your fault, Kyle.Copy !req
520. You screwed up the second act.Copy !req
521. - Me? It was
your stupid-ass writing.Copy !req
522. - Face it, Stan's crappy singing
is what sunk us.Copy !req
523. - What the hell is this?Copy !req
524. - This has got to be fake.Copy !req
525. - Screw this.
This is just stupid.Copy !req
526. - Oh, don't start
with me, Kenny!Copy !req
527. - Fake!Copy !req