1. Captioning made possible byCopy !req
2. Would you
look at that?Copy !req
3. It's just incredible,
isn't it?Copy !req
4. I still
can't believe itCopy !req
5. even though it's right
there in front of me.Copy !req
6. Yeah, it's just so. ..
astounding.Copy !req
7. Well, believe it,
friends.Copy !req
8. The impossible
has happened .. .Copy !req
9. Kenny has a girlfriend.Copy !req
10. Yeah, a fifth-grade
girlfriend.Copy !req
11. This is serious.Copy !req
12. They've been going out
for almost two weeks now.Copy !req
13. So wh-who is she?Copy !req
14. Her name's Tammy Warner.Copy !req
15. She's the only
girl in schoolCopy !req
16. whose family is actually
poorer than Kenny's.Copy !req
17. It's really kind of
beautiful, if you ask me.Copy !req
18. You guys!Copy !req
19. You guys, I think
we have a big problem!Copy !req
20. What?Copy !req
21. Well, apparently Kenny
has a girlfriend!Copy !req
22. Yeah, dude,
Tammy Warner.Copy !req
23. She's a fifth-grader.Copy !req
24. Does Kenny like her?Copy !req
25. I guess so.Copy !req
26. She's like his first
real girlfriend ever.Copy !req
27. Oh, no, oh, jeez!Copy !req
28. Butters,
what's the problem?Copy !req
29. I just talked to
Brad Dixon.Copy !req
30. Tammy Warner is bad news.Copy !req
31. All the fifth graders
call her a slutCopy !req
32. on a count of she gave
this kid, Dave Darski, a BJCopy !req
33. in the parking lot of
T.G.I. FRiDAY'S.Copy !req
34. What?Copy !req
35. It's true!Copy !req
36. Ask anybody in
fifth grade!Copy !req
37. Tammy Warner
is a total slut!Copy !req
38. That bitch!Copy !req
39. Kenny gave his
heart to herCopy !req
40. and she's just gonna
throw it in his face!Copy !req
41. Well, Kenny
deserves to know, fellas.Copy !req
42. If you guys found out
my girlfriend wasCopy !req
43. a raging whore,
I'd want you to tell me.Copy !req
44. All right, come on, guys.Copy !req
45. Hey, Jimmy,
what's a BJ?Copy !req
46. Kenny!
Hey, Kenny!Copy !req
47. Oh, hey, guys.Copy !req
48. Listen, Kenny,
we need to talk aboutCopy !req
49. your new girlfriend.Copy !req
50. What about her?Copy !req
51. Oh, boy . . .Copy !req
52. Kenny, we know you really
like this girl, but—Copy !req
53. But what?Copy !req
54. Well, we've heard
that she's . . .Copy !req
55. Kenny. ..Copy !req
56. your girlfriend is
a notorious whore.Copy !req
57. She even gave
a kid named Dave DarskiCopy !req
58. a BJ in the parking lot
of T.G.I. FRiDAY'S.Copy !req
59. Huh?Copy !req
60. Your girlfriend's
a slut, dude.Copy !req
61. Woo-hoooo!Copy !req
62. Woo-hoo-hooooo!Copy !req
63. He took it
pretty well.Copy !req
64. Hey, Tammy!
Hi, Ken!Copy !req
65. You decide what you
wanna do after school?Copy !req
66. Yeah, I was kind of
thinkingCopy !req
67. we should go
to T.G.I. FRiDAY'S.Copy !req
68. T.G.I. FRiDAY'S?Copy !req
69. Yeah, could be
lots of fun.Copy !req
70. Yeah, okay, but. ..Copy !req
71. Kenny, listen. ..Copy !req
72. there's something I need
to talk to you about.Copy !req
73. There's a lot of
rumors going around about meCopy !req
74. that I agreed to give
a boy a BJ.Copy !req
75. Well. .. it's true.Copy !req
76. But it was before you
and I were together,Copy !req
77. and it wasn't my fault!Copy !req
78. See, I was watching
the Disney ChannelCopy !req
79. and that show came on
with the Jonas Brothers—Copy !req
80. Jonas Brothers?Copy !req
81. You know that
teenage boy band?Copy !req
82. Every time I see them
I get so. .. tingly.Copy !req
83. I just
completely lose control.Copy !req
84. And then Dave Darski
showed upCopy !req
85. and took me
to T.G.I. FRiDAY'SCopy !req
86. and it just happened.Copy !req
87. But it was only for one second
and I had my eyes closed.Copy !req
88. I know it's terrible.Copy !req
89. Can you. ..
can you forgive me, Ken?Copy !req
90. There you are, young man,Copy !req
91. two tickets to the
Jonas Brothers concert!Copy !req
92. Thanks!Copy !req
93. The Jonas Brothers?Copy !req
94. Dude, Kenny, what the hell
is wrong with you?Copy !req
95. Aren't they those queermos
on the Disney channel?Copy !req
96. Yeah, Jonas Brothers,
dude, they get Tammy all hotCopy !req
97. and then she'll
give me a BJ.Copy !req
98. A BJ?Copy !req
99. You want Tammy
to give you a BJ?
Of course, dude!Copy !req
100. Kenny, you're
gonna let a girlCopy !req
101. put her mouth on
your wiener?Copy !req
102. Do you know how
disgusting that is?Copy !req
103. Girls' mouths are
full of germs.Copy !req
104. Yeah, dude, that's gross.Copy !req
105. It's okay, I'm gonna
have protection.Copy !req
106. What kind of
protection?Copy !req
107. Can I have a box of
condoms, please?Copy !req
108. Box of condoms.Copy !req
109. Certainly, little boy,
what kind would you like?Copy !req
110. Uh... I'll take those
over there.Copy !req
111. These here?
Well, certainly.Copy !req
112. Cool.Copy !req
113. Kenny, aren't you
a little young for this?Copy !req
114. No, I'm not young,
I want a BJ!Copy !req
115. Just because
you have condomsCopy !req
116. doesn't mean you're
safe, Kenny.Copy !req
117. Statistically speaking,Copy !req
118. the most bacteria-ridden
place on the planetCopy !req
119. is the mouth of
an American woman.Copy !req
120. And you're gonna let that
near your penis?Copy !req
121. Yup!
Woo-hoo!Copy !req
122. Kenny, you're the best
for bringing me here!Copy !req
123. Isn't this awesome?Copy !req
124. Wahghgghghghghg!Copy !req
125. My giney tickles!Copy !req
126. Oh, my God!Copy !req
127. It's that tingling
again!Copy !req
128. I love you!Copy !req
129. Oh, oh, Jesus Christ!Copy !req
130. You're so hot,
Kevin!Copy !req
131. I love you, Joe!Copy !req
132. Good night, Denver!
We love you all!Copy !req
133. We love you, Denver!Copy !req
134. Good night!Copy !req
135. Oh, my God,
I am so worked up!Copy !req
136. I just wanna attack
you, Kenny!Copy !req
137. All right!Copy !req
138. Come on, let's go out
to the parking lot!Copy !req
139. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
140. And you too,
little girl in the red!Copy !req
141. Huh?Copy !req
142. Band would like you
to come backstage.Copy !req
143. You too, little girl
with the puppy T-shirt.Copy !req
144. Ahh!Copy !req
145. They want me to
come backstage?Copy !req
146. Oh, my God!Copy !req
147. No, no, we're going
to your place now.Copy !req
148. It's a dream come true!Copy !req
149. Hey!Copy !req
150. All right,
right this way, girls.Copy !req
151. Yeah, come on in,
everyone.Copy !req
152. The band is
waiting for you.Copy !req
153. Uh, not you.Copy !req
154. No, fuck that, dude!Copy !req
155. I bought
the fucking tickets!Copy !req
156. Hey, what the fuck?Copy !req
157. The Jonas Brothers
will be right out, girls.Copy !req
158. Why do you think they
called us back here?Copy !req
159. They must-a wanna
have sex with us.Copy !req
160. What?
You think so?Copy !req
161. Sure, they're a band.Copy !req
162. They called us back here
so we can give 'em blow jobs.Copy !req
163. Well, I'm not doing it.Copy !req
164. Just 'cause they're rock stars
doesn't mean I'll do that.Copy !req
165. Yeah, I'm not giving
a blow job to anybody!Copy !req
166. Me neither!Copy !req
167. Hey there, girls!
Hey there, girls!
Hey there, girls!Copy !req
168. Hey, listen, we saw ya
out there in the audience.Copy !req
169. Yeah, you were getting
a little crazy out there.Copy !req
170. Let's just get to
the blow jobs.Copy !req
171. Blow-whats?Copy !req
172. I don't know.Copy !req
173. Look, we called
you back hereCopy !req
174. because we want to share
our love of Christ with you.Copy !req
175. And see if you'll wear
purity rings from now on.Copy !req
176. Purity rings?Copy !req
177. We all wear purity rings.Copy !req
178. It means we are going to
be pure and not have sexCopy !req
179. until we're married.Copy !req
180. And it means we stay away
from bad stuffCopy !req
181. and avoid people who swear
or watch naughty TV shows.Copy !req
182. That's just how we roll.Copy !req
183. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
184. So what do ya say, girls?Copy !req
185. You wanna be
kid hipsters like usCopy !req
186. and wear purity rings too?Copy !req
187. Okay.Copy !req
188. And be sure to give a ring to
all the kids you care aboutCopy !req
189. 'cause it's
the hip, new way to roll!Copy !req
190. Well, well, well,
here he comes.Copy !req
191. It's BJ Mckay
and his best friend, Bear.Copy !req
192. So how'd it go
last night?Copy !req
193. What's that?Copy !req
194. A purity ring.Copy !req
195. Purity ring?Copy !req
196. Yeah, it's a purity ring.Copy !req
197. What does that mean?Copy !req
198. It means I'm gonna
be pureCopy !req
199. and not have sex
until I get married.Copy !req
200. Dude, you?Copy !req
201. We thought you really
wanted to have a BJCopy !req
202. before you
got too old—
I did!Copy !req
203. I was really excited
to get a BJCopy !req
204. but now I have to wear this
motherfucking purity ring!Copy !req
205. All right, all right,
Kenny, calm down.Copy !req
206. You're too young to
be getting BJs anyway.Copy !req
207. It's good you and Tammy
are making a commitmentCopy !req
208. to each other that
isn't based on sex.Copy !req
209. Yeah!Copy !req
210. It isn't fair, I was so
close to getting a blow jobCopy !req
211. and I'll never
get one now!Copy !req
212. This is fucking bullshit.Copy !req
213. Fellas— hey, fellas!Copy !req
214. I heard that Kenny
is still going outCopy !req
215. with that slut
Tammy Warner!Copy !req
216. Yeah, but it's okay,
Butters.Copy !req
217. They have
purity rings now.Copy !req
218. What's that?Copy !req
219. They're rings that says
they're not gonna have sexCopy !req
220. or do anything naughty
anymore.Copy !req
221. Huh...Copy !req
222. A ring that says
you'll be togetherCopy !req
223. but not have sex.Copy !req
224. Isn't that called
a"wedding ring" ?Copy !req
225. Yeah, we found out that
once you wear purity rings,Copy !req
226. it's best to hang out with
other couples that do.Copy !req
227. Got more in common.Copy !req
228. Isn't that right,
Sara?Copy !req
229. You know what Carol
and I really enjoyCopy !req
230. is"Grey's Anatomy."Copy !req
231. We love"Grey's Anatomy,"
don't we, Carol?Copy !req
232. We adore"Grey's Anatomy,"
don't we, Nancy?Copy !req
233. Adore it.Copy !req
234. Kenny and Tammy, do you
watch"Grey's Anatomy" ?Copy !req
235. We look forward to it
all week long!Copy !req
236. Ha-ha-ha...Copy !req
237. Sure is! Most fun we've
had in weeks!Copy !req
238. Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
239. And cut!Copy !req
240. Great video shoot,
guys!Copy !req
241. This is bull pucky!Copy !req
242. Yeah, we've had it,
gosh darn it!Copy !req
243. Uh-oh, looks like
we've got a problem.Copy !req
244. Our decision is final!Copy !req
245. We have decided,
as a band,Copy !req
246. not to wear
purity rings anymore!Copy !req
247. Yeah, you
tell 'em, Joe.Copy !req
248. Boys, I know you're tired,
but the purity ringsCopy !req
249. are important to
the company's image.Copy !req
250. We don't care about
the company!Copy !req
251. And you're gonna say that
to the boss's face?Copy !req
252. We aren't
afraid of him.Copy !req
253. Well, I hope you're right,Copy !req
254. because the boss is
on his way here now.Copy !req
255. Oh, Jesus, he's here!
Boss is here!Copy !req
256. Let's be strong, guys!Copy !req
257. Hello, sir,
how was your trip?Copy !req
258. What's all this
I'm hearingCopy !req
259. about not wearing
the purity rings— ha-ha.Copy !req
260. Uh, we'll just
leave you alone.Copy !req
261. So I guess we have some
issues— ha-ha.Copy !req
262. We need to talk
about something.Copy !req
263. Oh, boy!Copy !req
264. I just love flying all
the way to ColoradoCopy !req
265. to hear about
your problems— ha-ha.Copy !req
266. Look, we just want
our concertsCopy !req
267. to be about our music
and not about purity rings.Copy !req
268. Oh, gosh, fellas,Copy !req
269. let me explain this to
you one more time.Copy !req
270. You have to
wear the purity ringsCopy !req
271. because that's how we can sell
sex to little girls— ha-ha.Copy !req
272. See, if we make
the posters with little girlsCopy !req
273. reaching for your junk,Copy !req
274. then you have to
wear purity ringsCopy !req
275. or else Disney Company
looks bad— ha-ha.Copy !req
276. But we don't wanna be selling
sex to little girls anymore.Copy !req
277. The rings stay on.Copy !req
278. Well... well, maybe we'll
just refuse to go onstage!Copy !req
279. Ooof!Copy !req
280. You don't fucking
talk to meCopy !req
281. like that— ha-ha—Copy !req
282. you little piece
of shit— ha-ha.Copy !req
283. Get the fuck up!Copy !req
284. Get the fuck up—
Ha-ha.Copy !req
285. Now, do we have
a problem— ha-ha.Copy !req
286. No, sir.Copy !req
287. No, Mr. Mouse.Copy !req
288. Oh, that's good
'cause I thought we hadCopy !req
289. a problem for a minute
there— ha-ha.Copy !req
290. All right, now get out thereCopy !req
291. and make me some
goddamned money— ha-ha.Copy !req
292. Yup, he's in here!Copy !req
293. Dude, what the hell
are you doing, Kenny?Copy !req
294. This is the day we were
supposed to throwCopy !req
295. cow turds at
cars together!Copy !req
296. We've had just
about enough, dude.Copy !req
297. You've been blowing us off
for two weeks now!Copy !req
298. What's up?Copy !req
299. Need to buy
more DVDs.Copy !req
300. "Grey's Anatomy" ?Copy !req
301. Kenny, what kind of douche-bag
garbage are you watching?Copy !req
302. Come on, Kenny,
this isn't you.Copy !req
303. We want you back,
dude.Copy !req
304. Kenny... Kenny?Copy !req
305. Kenny?Copy !req
306. You wanna look at
Playboys?Copy !req
307. Wanna get high
sniffing paint, Kenny?Copy !req
308. You want your"Grey's Anatomy"
back, Kenny?Copy !req
309. Oh,"Grey's Anatomy,"
cool!Copy !req
310. Oh, wow, this was
a great season!Copy !req
311. You guys, I think
this is serious!Copy !req
312. There's something
really wrong with him.Copy !req
313. It's that ring.Copy !req
314. Somehow,
putting on that ringCopy !req
315. has turned Kenny into
a boring turd.Copy !req
316. Oh, my God,
look at this!Copy !req
317. Motherfucker!Copy !req
318. What?Copy !req
319. "Jonas Brothers talk music,
Faith in God, and purity rings."Copy !req
320. These Disney douche bags are
the ones causing all this!Copy !req
321. Yeah, this all happened
the day afterCopy !req
322. he went to
their concert!Copy !req
323. All right, come on, guys!Copy !req
324. We're not sitting back
and watching our friend die.Copy !req
325. Hold tight, buddy, we're
gonna find a cure for you.Copy !req
326. Cool...Copy !req
327. Live from 5 news studio
in Colorado,Copy !req
328. it's Good Mornin' Denver!Copy !req
329. We are joined this morning
by the Disney super group,Copy !req
330. The Jonas Brothers.Copy !req
331. Hello, boys!Copy !req
332. Hello.Copy !req
333. Now tell us what you're
doin' here in Denver, guys.Copy !req
334. Uh, we're gonna be
doing a live concertCopy !req
335. from Red Rocks tonightCopy !req
336. that will be live broadcast
on the Disney Channel.Copy !req
337. In 3D, don't forget
to mention in 3D!Copy !req
338. OH, and it's
gonna be in 3D.Copy !req
339. Now, guys, a lot
has been madeCopy !req
340. about your purity rings.Copy !req
341. Can you tell us
about those?Copy !req
342. Well, um... we wear these to
symbolize how pure we areCopy !req
343. and how we...
don't approve of thingsCopy !req
344. that are naughty or filthy.Copy !req
345. Yeah, that's good,Copy !req
346. get a closeup
on their purity rings.Copy !req
347. Closeup on the purity
rings— ha-ha.Copy !req
348. That's wonderful, boys.Copy !req
349. It's good that little girls
can see a concertCopy !req
350. and not have
it be about sex.Copy !req
351. We understand that at
the concert tonightCopy !req
352. you'll be dousing girls in
the audience with white foam.Copy !req
353. Is that correct?Copy !req
354. Uh-huh.
Yeah, uh-Huh.Copy !req
355. Well, can you give
our audience a peek?Copy !req
356. What do ya think, girls,Copy !req
357. You want
the Jonas BrothersCopy !req
358. to douse you with their
white foam?Copy !req
359. Oh, boy!Copy !req
360. This is TV gold—
ha-ha.Copy !req
361. Excuse us, excuse us.Copy !req
362. Hey, what do you
think you're doing?Copy !req
363. That's great stuff, boys!Copy !req
364. You like takin'
the Jonas Brothers' hot foamCopy !req
365. in your faces, girls?Copy !req
366. Hey!Copy !req
367. Hey, those Jonas Brothers
are assholes!Copy !req
368. Yeah, their purity rings turned
our friend into a douche!Copy !req
369. Huh?Copy !req
370. What the hell do you
think you're doingCopy !req
371. spreading
this crap to kids?Copy !req
372. Who the hell
are these guys?Copy !req
373. Are they from DreamWorks?Copy !req
374. Goddamn Eisner trying to hurt
this company again— ha-ha.Copy !req
375. This whole thing is
a freakin' sham!Copy !req
376. I see what
you're doing now!Copy !req
377. You're trying to sell sex
to young girlsCopy !req
378. and then
confuse them by— agh.Copy !req
379. Agh!Copy !req
380. Cartman?Copy !req
381. You aren't ruining my plans
this time, DreamWorks— ha-ha.Copy !req
382. Dude, who the hell
did that?Copy !req
383. Ouf!Copy !req
384. Agh!Copy !req
385. 15 minutes!Copy !req
386. That's 15 minutes, people!Copy !req
387. Get another mic
on that drum kit!Copy !req
388. They almost ruined
everything— ha-ha.Copy !req
389. How did something
like this happen— ha-ha.Copy !req
390. Wake up, wake up,
you little prick— ha-ha.Copy !req
391. Who do you work for?
DreamWorks?Copy !req
392. Answer me— ha-ha!Copy !req
393. We don't work
for anybody.Copy !req
394. Oh, boy, I sure believe
that— ha-ha.Copy !req
395. You just tried to ruin
Disney company's big nightCopy !req
396. for you own amusement,
huh— ha-ha.Copy !req
397. What the hell did
you do to us?Copy !req
398. Shut up!
Ha-ha!Copy !req
399. And now, Disney Channel presentsCopy !req
400. The Jonas Brothers
3D Concert Spectacular!Copy !req
401. Live from Red Rocks Amphitheater
in Colorado!Copy !req
402. Truly a night of magicCopy !req
403. as we're set for the biggest
concert event of the year!Copy !req
404. In about 10 minutes
the Jonas BrothersCopy !req
405. are going to take the stage
in what Disney is calling,Copy !req
406. "The most pure and innocent
rock event of the millennia."Copy !req
407. Do we put the 3D glasses
on now, Dada?Copy !req
408. Not yet, Katie.Copy !req
409. Everyone around the countryCopy !req
410. is tuning in to see Disney's
latest kid pop stars.Copy !req
411. Yeah, Jonas Brothers
at Red Rocks.Copy !req
412. We understand
the Jonas BrothersCopy !req
413. are getting ready.Copy !req
414. What's going on backstage
must be exciting!Copy !req
415. You better start
talking— ha-ha!Copy !req
416. You better start talking
right now— ha-ha!Copy !req
417. We told you, we aren't
working for another studioCopy !req
418. and there isn't a plan to
sabotage your big night!Copy !req
419. We came on our own
'cause our friend'sCopy !req
420. purity ring is
killing him!Copy !req
421. You're lying!Copy !req
422. I'll cut you up—
ha, ha.Copy !req
423. You see?Copy !req
424. We were right about
the purity rings!Copy !req
425. A nice Christian symbolCopy !req
426. can't be used for
profit gains!Copy !req
427. We've all angered God!Copy !req
428. You think God is in
control here— ha, ha.Copy !req
429. I am in control!Copy !req
430. I've been
in control since the '50sCopy !req
431. in case you haven't
noticed— ha-ha.Copy !req
432. You three faggots
are going onstageCopy !req
433. and you three faggots
aren't gonna stop me!Copy !req
434. Nobody is ruining this
event— ha-ha!Copy !req
435. I have worked too
long and too hard to haveCopy !req
436. anybody fuck this up!Copy !req
437. Where would you be without me,
Jonas Brothers— ha-ha!Copy !req
438. Your music sucks
and you know it— ha-ha!Copy !req
439. It's because you make little
girls' gineys tickle.Copy !req
440. And when little
girls' gineys tickle,Copy !req
441. I make money— ha-ha.Copy !req
442. And that's because
little girlsCopy !req
443. are fucking stupid— ha-ha.Copy !req
444. And the purity rings
make it okayCopy !req
445. to do whatever
I want— ha-ha.Copy !req
446. Even the Christians are too
fucking stupidCopy !req
447. to figure out I'm selling
sex to their daughters!Copy !req
448. l've made billions off
of Christian ignoranceCopy !req
449. for decades now— ha-ha.Copy !req
450. And do you
know why?Copy !req
451. Because Christians are
retarded— ha-ha.Copy !req
452. They believe in
a talking dead guy— ha-ha.Copy !req
453. Oh— ha-ha.Copy !req
454. Hello, folks!Copy !req
455. Boo!Copy !req
456. Now, now take it easy—
ha-ha!Copy !req
457. Here's the Jonas Brothers!Copy !req
458. Come on, guys.Copy !req
459. No stop!
Bring them back here!Copy !req
460. It's over, Mr. Mouse,
everyone's tuning out.Copy !req
461. No!Copy !req
462. No, goddamn it, no!Copy !req
463. Shut up!Copy !req
464. Rarhghghggh!Copy !req
465. That's it, girls.Copy !req
466. No more Disney TV
for a while.Copy !req
467. Tom, the Disney Jonas Brothers
3D Television specialCopy !req
468. has failed,Copy !req
469. costing the Disney company
millions,Copy !req
470. and once again, Mickey is
pissed off and throwing a fit.Copy !req
471. Vengeance is mine.Copy !req
472. You are all ants and I am
your destroyer— ha-ha.Copy !req
473. The Disney
"purity ring" ventureCopy !req
474. will most likely now prove
a marketing bustCopy !req
475. as Mickey returns to
Valhalla to slumber and feed.Copy !req
476. Aw, Ken,
look what we've become.Copy !req
477. We're way too young
to be this boring.Copy !req
478. Okay, I'll put
in"Grey's Anatomy."Copy !req
479. No, I don't want to
watch"Grey's Anatomy," Ken.Copy !req
480. Let's take off these
rings, Ken.Copy !req
481. Take off the rings?Copy !req
482. We can take off
the rings?Copy !req
483. Really?Copy !req
484. Let's take 'em off
and just be kids again!Copy !req
485. There'll be plenty of time
to wear ringsCopy !req
486. and be boring and lame
when we reach our late 30sCopy !req
487. and we're boring
and lame anyway.Copy !req
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