1. "Big Wayne Slammer.Copy !req
2. Comes with posable neck-smash grip."Copy !req
3. That's pretty cool.Copy !req
4. Let's see...Copy !req
5. Cock!Copy !req
6. "The Black Jackal."Copy !req
7. Karate-kick power force
and bendable neck."Copy !req
8. Asshole, cock!Copy !req
9. Asshole, shit, shit, cock!Copy !req
10. Ma'am, is that your son over there?Copy !req
11. Yes, I'm sorry.Copy !req
12. My son has Tourette's syndrome.Copy !req
13. Tourette's syndrome?Copy !req
14. It's a neurological disorder.Copy !req
15. He can't control what he says.Copy !req
16. Oh.Copy !req
17. Shit!Copy !req
18. Dumb shit!Copy !req
19. All right, Thomas, maybe we should go?Copy !req
20. All right, Mom.Copy !req
21. Bitch, ass, bitch!Copy !req
22. Here, let's buy you
a nice toy to take home.Copy !req
23. Dude, that mom is cool.Copy !req
24. Cock nut, ugh...Copy !req
25. Stupid shit!Copy !req
26. Are you talking to me?Copy !req
27. No... Cock nose!Copy !req
28. What's your problem, kid?Copy !req
29. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
30. My son Thomas has Tourette's syndrome.Copy !req
31. What?Copy !req
32. Mom, let's just go.Copy !req
33. Shit!Copy !req
34. People with Tourette's
can't control certain ticks.Copy !req
35. It's like a sneeze.Copy !req
36. Asshole, asshole!Copy !req
37. Wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
38. You're telling me there's an illnessCopy !req
39. that makes you blurt out obscenities?Copy !req
40. Mom, can we just go home please?Copy !req
41. It's okay, Thomas, they understand.Copy !req
42. I want to go!Copy !req
43. Shit, fag!Copy !req
44. - Poor kid.
- Yeah.Copy !req
45. All right, hold on just a second here.Copy !req
46. Are you telling me that if you
have this Tourette's syndromeCopy !req
47. you can say whatever
you want all the timeCopy !req
48. and never get in trouble?Copy !req
49. It's a neurological disorder.Copy !req
50. - He can't help it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
51. Hey, don't you wanna buy that toy?Copy !req
52. I don't need the toy!Copy !req
53. I've found something better!Copy !req
54. It started about four days ago, doctor,Copy !req
55. and every day he seems to get worse.Copy !req
56. P-p-pussy, pussy!Copy !req
57. - Cock, shit!
- Oh, dear.Copy !req
58. I was checking out the internet,Copy !req
59. and it almost seems like his symptomsCopy !req
60. are like those in something calledCopy !req
61. "Tourette's syndrome."Copy !req
62. Tourette's syndrome?
What is that, mommy?Copy !req
63. Butthole, titties, balls!Copy !req
64. That doesn't seem likely.Copy !req
65. Tourette's is a hereditary disease.Copy !req
66. It doesn't just suddenly start.Copy !req
67. Cocksucker.Copy !req
68. On the other hand, Tourette's does often developCopy !req
69. later in a child's life,
getting progressively worse.Copy !req
70. Oh, well, that's it!Copy !req
71. Shithead, asshole!Copy !req
72. Mexican stinky balls!Copy !req
73. Oh, doctor, can you help him?Copy !req
74. We don't know very much about
Tourette's I'm afraid,Copy !req
75. but we will get your son
all the help we can.Copy !req
76. But what about school, doctor?Copy !req
77. The teachers, the principal,Copy !req
78. they won't understand that
I can't control what I say.Copy !req
79. Don't worry, young man.Copy !req
80. We'll make sure everyone
understands your diseaseCopy !req
81. and gives you the compassion
you deserve.Copy !req
82. Oh, that's awesome.Copy !req
83. Thank you... faggot!Copy !req
84. Shit!Copy !req
85. Butthole!Copy !req
86. Hey, Wendy.Copy !req
87. Dumb bitch!Copy !req
88. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
89. Titties, cock!Copy !req
90. Ginger retard!Copy !req
91. Ass-licker dickface!Copy !req
92. Dude, you better watch it.Copy !req
93. The principal's right over there.Copy !req
94. Oh, good morning, Principal Victoria.Copy !req
95. Shit balls!Copy !req
96. Good morning, Eric.Copy !req
97. Did Cartman just say
"shit balls" to the principal?Copy !req
98. You didn't hear?Copy !req
99. Well, Cartman has
some mental disease calledCopy !req
100. Tourette's syndrome or something.Copy !req
101. What?Copy !req
102. He's the luckiest kid in the world.Copy !req
103. If I could say
"shit balls" to the principal,Copy !req
104. I'd be so happy.Copy !req
105. Uh, excuse me, excuse me, everyone.Copy !req
106. I guess you might have noticed
my awkward ticks.Copy !req
107. Asshole!Copy !req
108. Pussy, asshole!Copy !req
109. I... ugh.Copy !req
110. I just want you to know
that I can't control it.Copy !req
111. It's okay, Eric.Copy !req
112. We all understand and we
think you're very brave.Copy !req
113. He's faking.Copy !req
114. Excuse me, everyone,
I need to have a moment aloneCopy !req
115. with my good friend Kyle.Copy !req
116. Ass cheeks!Copy !req
117. Kyle, apparently you missed
the school assembly yesterday,Copy !req
118. but I've been diagnosed withCopy !req
119. a very serious mental condition.Copy !req
120. You do not have Tourette's syndrome,
fat ass.Copy !req
121. Oh, okay, you figured me out.Copy !req
122. Bravo, Kyle, bravo.Copy !req
123. Don't you see how awesome this is?Copy !req
124. It's like a magic cloak that
makes me imperviousCopy !req
125. - to getting in trouble.
- Who cares about saying whatever...Copy !req
126. Of course, if you want to be
Sergeant Buzzkill once againCopy !req
127. and spoil my funCopy !req
128. because you're jealous you
didn't think of it first,Copy !req
129. well, go right ahead, Kyle.Copy !req
130. Whatever.Copy !req
131. Good morning, Mr. Mackey.Copy !req
132. Ass pussy!Copy !req
133. If I could say "ass pussy"
to the counselor,Copy !req
134. I would be so happy.Copy !req
135. Okay, so what do we get when we multiplyCopy !req
136. a negative number...Copy !req
137. Dick tits!Copy !req
138. When we multiply a negative
number by another negative...Copy !req
139. Shit, asshole!Copy !req
140. Excuse me.Copy !req
141. If we apply what we've just learned,Copy !req
142. we see that all negatives can...Copy !req
143. Spewge, balls,Copy !req
144. bloody vaginal belch.Copy !req
145. You guys, don't laugh.Copy !req
146. It makes me feel
insecure about my illness.Copy !req
147. All right, kids, let's just try
to focus on learning, okay?Copy !req
148. Now, all you need to remember hereCopy !req
149. is that negative numbers...Copy !req
150. Tampon!Copy !req
151. Tampon, dick, shit!Copy !req
152. Will you knock it off already?Copy !req
153. Kyle, don't you think I wish I could?Copy !req
154. I'd give anything to be normal like you.Copy !req
155. Kike!Copy !req
156. Don't push me, asshole!Copy !req
157. Kyle, watch your language!Copy !req
158. If I could yell "tampon, dick, shit"Copy !req
159. in the classroom, I'd be so happy.Copy !req
160. Principal Victoria, it's just that EricCopy !req
161. has become such a distraction,Copy !req
162. I don't think I can
teach my class any more.Copy !req
163. I understand it's been
difficult, Mrs. Garrison,Copy !req
164. and so Mr. Donaldson has come fromCopy !req
165. the Tourette's Tolerance and
Understanding Foundation.Copy !req
166. Hello, Mrs. Garrison.Copy !req
167. Ass, ass!Copy !req
168. I want to help your classCopy !req
169. better understand this illness... piss!Copy !req
170. No, up yours, fat boy!Copy !req
171. Kyle, please, I'm sorry.Copy !req
172. Principal Victoria, there's
something you need to know.Copy !req
173. Cartman's Tourette's isn't real.Copy !req
174. He's faking.Copy !req
175. Faking?Copy !req
176. You think people with Tourette's are faking?Copy !req
177. No, I'm just saying that I think...Copy !req
178. Do you have any idea how
horrible that is to say?Copy !req
179. Ass, ass!Copy !req
180. We aren't faking, young man.Copy !req
181. Trust me, nobody wants this illness.Copy !req
182. Ass, piss!Copy !req
183. Piss!Copy !req
184. That's right, Kyle.Copy !req
185. Crap-filled vagina!Copy !req
186. This is the kind of intoleranceCopy !req
187. you teach at this school,
Principal Victoria?Copy !req
188. No!Copy !req
189. Then if you wouldn't mind,Copy !req
190. I would like to take this bullyCopy !req
191. to see that Tourette's is very real.Copy !req
192. Piss!Copy !req
193. Kids, today during therapy class,Copy !req
194. we have a special visitor.Copy !req
195. Ass!Copy !req
196. I wanted him to meet all of youCopy !req
197. so he could try to understand Tourette's.Copy !req
198. Tourette's is like a cough
or a sneeze... oowwh!Copy !req
199. It isn't contagious
like some people think.Copy !req
200. Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo!Copy !req
201. A lot of people with Tourette's have different ticks.Copy !req
202. My tick...Copy !req
203. Is that I have to bend
my neck and snap my fingers.Copy !req
204. But a lot of people don't
even notice it.Copy !req
205. Ah, shit, cock!Copy !req
206. Sometimes it can be embarrassing to have
Tourette's,Copy !req
207. but I... boop...Copy !req
208. I've learned I shouldn't
be mad at myself.Copy !req
209. You see?Copy !req
210. These kids can't control their actions.Copy !req
211. Ass!Copy !req
212. Piss in the ass!Copy !req
213. Look, I was just suggesting
that maybe this one personCopy !req
214. could control what he said,Copy !req
215. but just didn't... for fun.Copy !req
216. Fun? Woo-loo!Copy !req
217. This really isn't all that fun.Copy !req
218. Woo-loo-woo-loo!Copy !req
219. Ah, shit!Copy !req
220. Boop.Copy !req
221. Piss coming from my ass!Copy !req
222. You wanna know about fun?Copy !req
223. Going to public places,Copy !req
224. knowing you're gonna make
a fool of yourself.Copy !req
225. Embarrass your parents.Copy !req
226. Aw, shit!Copy !req
227. My dad finally couldn't take it anymore.Copy !req
228. He divorced my mom.Copy !req
229. Said he'd still be around,Copy !req
230. but I only see him at Christmastime now.Copy !req
231. Shit, shit!Copy !req
232. This worst part is I know
how lonely my mom is.Copy !req
233. A lot of times I know she'd
be better off if I was dead.Copy !req
234. Dude.Copy !req
235. Your mom would not be better offCopy !req
236. if you were dead, Thomas.Copy !req
237. Even if people like Kyle here think so.Copy !req
238. Aw, come on!Copy !req
239. So then you apologize
for what you said before?Copy !req
240. I was just trying to...Copy !req
241. Just in one instance...Copy !req
242. No... No, I'm sorry.Copy !req
243. I'm sorry.Copy !req
244. Well, Mr. And Mrs. Broflovski,
I think your sonCopy !req
245. has learned a lot,Copy !req
246. and he appears to be honestly remorsefulCopy !req
247. for making fun of
people with disabilities.Copy !req
248. Piss, piss!Copy !req
249. Our son is a good kid.Copy !req
250. He just didn't understand Tourette's was
a real disease.Copy !req
251. Well, I think the only thing left nowCopy !req
252. is for your son to apologize
to his little classmate.Copy !req
253. Well, Kyle?Copy !req
254. I'm sorry.Copy !req
255. Oh, what was that?Copy !req
256. I couldn't quite make that out, Kyle.Copy !req
257. I'm sorry.Copy !req
258. You're starry?Copy !req
259. I don't get what you mean by that, Kyle.Copy !req
260. You're starry because...Copy !req
261. I said I'm sorry, you piece of...Copy !req
262. Oh, oh... no, don't worry about it, Kyle.Copy !req
263. Now I understand.Copy !req
264. I've learned to deal with intolerance.Copy !req
265. Dumb shit, douche bag!Copy !req
266. And it means a lot that
you're standing hereCopy !req
267. apologizing with
your dad and lovely mother.Copy !req
268. Fat Jew!Copy !req
269. Jew bitch!Copy !req
270. Oh, thank you, Eric.Copy !req
271. Thank you.Copy !req
272. Big-nose kike!Copy !req
273. Well, I think we can all
put this behind us now.Copy !req
274. Piss out my ass!Copy !req
275. Yeah!Copy !req
276. Piss out your ass
right onto Kyle's mom'sCopy !req
277. fat fucking Jew face!Copy !req
278. Oh, oh... oh, goodness, excuse me.Copy !req
279. Jeez, that was a bad one.Copy !req
280. Well, gotta run, everybody.Copy !req
281. Got some big things in the works.Copy !req
282. Isn't having Tourette's awesome?Copy !req
283. Next week on Dateline NBC.Copy !req
284. It's a Dateline Special Report.Copy !req
285. I'm Chris Hansen.Copy !req
286. You probably know me from
"To Catch a Predator,"Copy !req
287. where we bust men
looking for sex with children.Copy !req
288. Go ahead and take a seat.Copy !req
289. Take a seat right over there.Copy !req
290. Oh, God, oh, no!Copy !req
291. What are you doing here?Copy !req
292. I'm just bein' stupid I guess.Copy !req
293. But now we're switching
our focus from pedophilesCopy !req
294. to Tourette's syndrome.Copy !req
295. It all started when I received
this touching letterCopy !req
296. from a brave little boy in Colorado.Copy !req
297. "Dear Mr. Hansen, I have Tourette'sCopy !req
298. "and I want the world to
understand what it's like.Copy !req
299. "Won't you do a special report on me,Copy !req
300. "so that the world can
learn to accept usCopy !req
301. "instead of just laugh?Copy !req
302. Donkey boner!"Copy !req
303. This Saturday on Dateline,Copy !req
304. I will be bringing you Eric's story,Copy !req
305. live and uncensored,
from his home in Colorado.Copy !req
306. this Saturday on Dateline NBC.Copy !req
307. Finally, my wish of going public
with my illness can come true.Copy !req
308. Goddamn Jews!Copy !req
309. Suck my ass barf!Copy !req
310. Hello, Kyle.Copy !req
311. Dickhead!Copy !req
312. What's this about you going on
live television on Saturday?Copy !req
313. Yes, it's all finally come to fruition.Copy !req
314. The final cog in my master plan.Copy !req
315. This Saturday I will go on
national television, live.Copy !req
316. I will say horrible things on the air,Copy !req
317. despicable things,Copy !req
318. and people will call me brave.Copy !req
319. Cartman, there are people in the worldCopy !req
320. who really have Tourette's syndrome.Copy !req
321. This isn't funny!Copy !req
322. Not funny?Copy !req
323. I have free reign to say anything I wantCopy !req
324. and you get into trouble
if you try and stop me.Copy !req
325. Care for a scotch?Copy !req
326. Scotch?Copy !req
327. Kyle, I've won, no matter how
you look at it.Copy !req
328. I've managed not only to get away withCopy !req
329. saying whatever I want
at school, on the bus,Copy !req
330. at the dinner table,Copy !req
331. but this Saturday I will
actually say anything I wantCopy !req
332. on national television.Copy !req
333. I'm going to blast the Jews, Kyle.Copy !req
334. I'm going to call them every
name in the book,Copy !req
335. and people will call
it brilliant television.Copy !req
336. They'll probably give me an Emmy.Copy !req
337. You are not going to go
on national televisionCopy !req
338. and spew a bunch of hate speech
about Jewish people!Copy !req
339. I won't let you do it, Cartman!Copy !req
340. Then the game is on, Kyle.Copy !req
341. It's not a game, you derelict!Copy !req
342. And this isn't scotch.Copy !req
343. It's apple juice!Copy !req
344. Do you have any idea
how liberating it isCopy !req
345. to say whatever comes to mind?Copy !req
346. Big titties, butt munch.Copy !req
347. There's no walls anymore.Copy !req
348. Shit!Copy !req
349. Whatever enters my brain,Copy !req
350. I can just say without
thinking about it.Copy !req
351. I wet my bed last night!Copy !req
352. What did you say?Copy !req
353. Uh... Nothing.Copy !req
354. You aren't gonna get away
with this, you stupid asshole.Copy !req
355. Hmm, that was... weird.Copy !req
356. We are here today to congratulateCopy !req
357. a brave little boy.Copy !req
358. Tonight, Eric Cartman will
go on televisionCopy !req
359. and become the spokesman
for Tourette's syndrome.Copy !req
360. Piss out my ass!Copy !req
361. The spokesman for Tourette's?Copy !req
362. Oh, no.Copy !req
363. Cock!Copy !req
364. Thanks, everybody.Copy !req
365. Suck my balls!Copy !req
366. You've all been so understandingCopy !req
367. and supportive of my illness.Copy !req
368. Jizz farmer, dick sneeze!Copy !req
369. And it is because of you
that I have the courageCopy !req
370. to go on national television tonight.Copy !req
371. Titty sprinkles!Copy !req
372. If I could say "titty sprinkles"Copy !req
373. on national television,
I would be so happy.Copy !req
374. And I also just want to say thatCopy !req
375. I'm making this all up!Copy !req
376. Uh, uh, I'm making this all up to youCopy !req
377. for putting up with my mental disorder.Copy !req
378. I cry at night because
I don't have a dad!Copy !req
379. Ahh!Copy !req
380. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
381. It's okay, Eric.Copy !req
382. We understand your illness, m'kay.Copy !req
383. Uh, what I meant to say was
ass-licker, cum balls.Copy !req
384. And, uh, I'm secretly
in love with Patty Nelson!Copy !req
385. I fantasize about kissing Patty Nelson!Copy !req
386. Eww.Copy !req
387. Uh, excuse me! I need the toilet!Copy !req
388. Bathroom, bathroom!Copy !req
389. Hey, Eric!Copy !req
390. Butters, do you think
it's possible that you canCopy !req
391. lose your ability to filter
what you say?Copy !req
392. I mean, if somebody got used to sayingCopy !req
393. whatever came to their mind,Copy !req
394. could they start
saying things that they wouldCopy !req
395. normally never say?Copy !req
396. Well, who are you talking about?Copy !req
397. Uh, my cousin.Copy !req
398. My cousin... one time my cousin
and I touched wieners!Copy !req
399. Ahh!Copy !req
400. You... you and your cousin
touched wieners?Copy !req
401. I didn't say that.Copy !req
402. Yes, I did... but why?Copy !req
403. Ahh, stop it!Copy !req
404. Excuse me, excuse me, I need to go!Copy !req
405. Gotta run!Copy !req
406. Is there a problem, sweetie?Copy !req
407. No, no problem, I just need to...Copy !req
408. my cousin and I touched each others...Copy !req
409. ahh, ahh!Copy !req
410. I just, I just want to
thank everyone for coming...Copy !req
411. my cousin and I touched wien...Copy !req
412. wien... wien-wien... winter.Copy !req
413. Winter is a cold time of year.Copy !req
414. Uh, I need to be going now.Copy !req
415. All right, Eric.Copy !req
416. Well, good luck on Dateline tonight.Copy !req
417. Dateline, right.Copy !req
418. I wet my be... ahh!Copy !req
419. I touched my cousin's wien... ahh!Copy !req
420. This sure has been fun... goodbye!Copy !req
421. Agh!Copy !req
422. Tonight, an inside look
at Tourette's syndrome.Copy !req
423. I'm Chris Hansen.Copy !req
424. I'm Chris Hansen.Copy !req
425. Uh, Mr. Hansen, I'm afraid
I can't do the show.Copy !req
426. Why not?Copy !req
427. My, uh, my grandma just died,Copy !req
428. so I have to go to Memphis.Copy !req
429. That's not true! My grandma's fine!Copy !req
430. Why don't you have a seat.Copy !req
431. I just need to get home.Copy !req
432. I'm not doing the show.Copy !req
433. Go ahead and take a seat.Copy !req
434. - But I'm not gonna do the...
- Take a seat right over there.Copy !req
435. What are you doing here?Copy !req
436. I'm... I'm telling you that
I'm not doing the show.Copy !req
437. But you are doing the show.Copy !req
438. You don't understand.Copy !req
439. All of a sudden,
I can't control what I say.Copy !req
440. Well, of course you can't
control what you say.Copy !req
441. You have Tourette's.Copy !req
442. No, my Tourette's has gotten worse.Copy !req
443. Before I just blurted out cool stuffCopy !req
444. about Jews being lame and stuff,Copy !req
445. but now it's gotten really bad.Copy !req
446. So I'm sorry,
but I'm not doing the show.Copy !req
447. That's it... goodbye.Copy !req
448. Why don't you take a seat.Copy !req
449. No, I don't wanna take a seat.Copy !req
450. - Have a seat.
- No, I'm just gonna go...Copy !req
451. Take a seat right over there.Copy !req
452. How does he do that?Copy !req
453. You know, one time I was
doing a show calledCopy !req
454. "To Catch a Predator."Copy !req
455. We almost caught this pedophileCopy !req
456. but then he ran from usCopy !req
457. because he didn't wanna be on Dateline,Copy !req
458. so we tracked him down to his house.Copy !req
459. And you know what he did?Copy !req
460. He shot himself.Copy !req
461. It'd be a shame if you
didn't wanna go on Dateline.Copy !req
462. Be a shame if we had to track you downCopy !req
463. and you "shot yourself."Copy !req
464. I just peed my pants.Copy !req
465. Live, from our satellite
studio in Colorado.Copy !req
466. This is Dateline.Copy !req
467. Tonight, an inside look
at Tourette's syndrome.Copy !req
468. I'm Chri... s Ha... nse... n.Copy !req
469. In a few minutes, you will
meet little Eric Cartman,Copy !req
470. who wants the world to
understand his affliction.Copy !req
471. Five minutes, kid.Copy !req
472. Jesus Christ, how did
I get myself into this?Copy !req
473. God... Please, I know I screwed up.Copy !req
474. I should have never pretended
to have Tourette's syndrome.Copy !req
475. But, see, I get it now.Copy !req
476. You can't just walk around
saying whatever you want.Copy !req
477. You gave us a filterCopy !req
478. because people don't
wanna hear things like...Copy !req
479. I touched penises with my cousin!Copy !req
480. Ahh-ahh.Copy !req
481. And I learned you especially can't sayCopy !req
482. whatever you want
on national television,Copy !req
483. because there could be kids watching.Copy !req
484. Please, God,
don't make me embarrass myselfCopy !req
485. on national television.Copy !req
486. You must see how this is
all somewhat your fault, right?Copy !req
487. Please... I need a miracle.Copy !req
488. Tango, this is foxtrot.Copy !req
489. Are you in position?Copy !req
490. Copy, foxtrot... tango in position.Copy !req
491. Aw, shit!Copy !req
492. You sure you don't wanna back out?Copy !req
493. No, no, you were right,
that fat kid is faking it.Copy !req
494. If he goes on TV,Copy !req
495. more people will think that
having Tourette's is fun.Copy !req
496. Asshole, shit!Copy !req
497. All right, then we go with the plan,Copy !req
498. just like "To Catch a Predator."Copy !req
499. The first guy is here.Copy !req
500. This is probably hotforboys219.Copy !req
501. Are you cutebilly182?Copy !req
502. Yeah, I was chatting with you on-line.Copy !req
503. Shit!Copy !req
504. Oh, God, I'm so turned on right now.Copy !req
505. This is your house?Copy !req
506. Your parents aren't home are they?Copy !req
507. No, it's cool.Copy !req
508. Go on inside, I made brownies.Copy !req
509. Shit!Copy !req
510. I'm just gonna slip into
something more comfortable.Copy !req
511. Cock! Okay!Copy !req
512. Cock!Copy !req
513. Don't take too long!Copy !req
514. So now let's meet a child
who has Tourette's syndrome,Copy !req
515. and who must...Copy !req
516. Oh, oh.Copy !req
517. Wait a minute, this ain't no house.Copy !req
518. What are you doing?Copy !req
519. Chris Hansen!Copy !req
520. Oh, no, it's a setup! I knew it!Copy !req
521. Sir, why don't you
take a seat right over there.Copy !req
522. Now everyone's gonna know I'm a perv!Copy !req
523. Agh!Copy !req
524. Oh, not again.Copy !req
525. Kyle?Copy !req
526. Surprise, fat ass!Copy !req
527. Kyle, what are you doing?Copy !req
528. I went on-line posing as a boyCopy !req
529. who would have sex with older menCopy !req
530. and told them to meet me here.Copy !req
531. My plan worked perfectly!Copy !req
532. Ha-ha. Whoo-hoo. Ha-ha. Children.Copy !req
533. Whoa.Copy !req
534. Hey, I brought you some Wendy's.Copy !req
535. Yeah, yeah, go on in,
there's a hot tub inside.Copy !req
536. Stupid shit!Copy !req
537. Score!Copy !req
538. Oh, no, it's Chris Hansen!Copy !req
539. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
540. Wait a minute...Copy !req
541. Oh, God, it's Chris Hansen!Copy !req
542. Chris Hansen!Copy !req
543. Dateline?Copy !req
544. I knew it!Copy !req
545. There aren't really brownies?Copy !req
546. Hey!Copy !req
547. Do you have something to do with this?Copy !req
548. Answer me!Copy !req
549. Stupid shit, cock!Copy !req
550. What?Copy !req
551. Nobody talks to me like that!Copy !req
552. Why don't you take a seat.Copy !req
553. Take a seat right over there.Copy !req
554. Suck it! Asshole-licker dick fart!Copy !req
555. Why you little...Copy !req
556. I'll tell on you!Copy !req
557. Wow, you're the coolest kid
in the world.Copy !req
558. If I could call Chris HansenCopy !req
559. an "asshole-licking dick fart"
to his face,Copy !req
560. I would be so happy.Copy !req
561. You would?Copy !req
562. Can I just like hang out
with you sometimes?Copy !req
563. Like do your laundry maybe?Copy !req
564. Take a look, fat ass! I beat you!Copy !req
565. You aren't going on Dateline.Copy !req
566. What do you have to say now?Copy !req
567. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
568. Thank you, Kyle!Copy !req
569. What?Copy !req
570. I asked God to send someone to help me,Copy !req
571. and you came, Kyle!Copy !req
572. I love you, man!Copy !req
573. No, I beat you!Copy !req
574. You totally saved my ass, Kyle!Copy !req
575. You must really care about me.Copy !req
576. See ya, Kyle!Copy !req
577. I gotta get to a psychiatristCopy !req
578. and learn to control what I say.Copy !req
579. Thanks to Kyle!Copy !req
580. Aw, shit! Aw, shit!Copy !req