1. FRM@mzinfoCopy !req
2. South park 1107Copy !req
3. ALRIGHT, THIS TIMECopy !req
4. IT'S ME AND KENNY VERSUS
YOU TWO ASSHOLESCopy !req
5. FINECopy !req
6. OH, DUDE!
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE HOMELESS PEOPLE?Copy !req
7. SIR? COULD YOU MOVE A LITTLE
PLEASE?Copy !req
8. SPARE SOME CHANGE?Copy !req
9. OH, DUDE
HE SMELLS LIKE KENNY'S HOUSE!Copy !req
10. GET OUTTA HERE!Copy !req
11. YOU GUYS, THAT'S NOT COOLCopy !req
12. THESE PEOPLE HAVE NOWHERE TO GOCopy !req
13. THEY DON'T HAVE FOOD OR SHELTERCopy !req
14. WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHINGCopy !req
15. WELL, DUDE
WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?Copy !req
16. YEAH, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?Copy !req
17. NO, KYLE'S RIGHT, YOU GUYS
WE SHOULD DO SOMETHINGCopy !req
18. REALLY?Copy !req
19. YEAHCopy !req
20. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, KYLECopy !req
21. AND I'M WITH YOUCopy !req
22. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT WE SHOULD DOCopy !req
23. GATHER ROUND AND WITNESS THE GLORYCopy !req
24. AS ERIC CARTMAN ATTEMPTS TO
JUMP HIS SKATEBOARD OVER THE HOMELESS!Copy !req
25. THANK YOU!Copy !req
26. THANK YOU!Copy !req
27. THE RAMP READY?Copy !req
28. YEAH, IT'S ALL SETCopy !req
29. HE WON'T MAKE ITCopy !req
30. EXCUSE ME!Copy !req
31. THIS ISN'T EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND!Copy !req
32. ALRIGHT — HERE WE GO!Copy !req
33. JIMMY?Copy !req
34. OOF!Copy !req
35. UGHCopy !req
36. YES!Copy !req
37. I DID IT!Copy !req
38. I JUMPED OVER THE HOMELESS!Copy !req
39. YES!Copy !req
40. THAT WAS A SWEET IDEA, KYLECopy !req
41. GOD DAMMIT, THAT WASN'T MY IDEA!Copy !req
42. ALRIGHT PEOPLE, WE NEED TO
COME UP WITH ANSWERSCopy !req
43. THERE ARE HOMELESS
SPROUTING UP ALL OVER TOWNCopy !req
44. WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?Copy !req
45. WELL, I SORT OF HAD AN IDEACopy !req
46. PLEASE, MR. VALMERCopy !req
47. WE COULD GIVE THE HOMELESS ALL
DESIGNER SLEEPING BAGS AND MAKE-OVERSCopy !req
48. AT LEAST THAT WAY
THEY'D BE PLEASANT TO LOOK ATCopy !req
49. - OH, THAT'S GOOD
- I LIKE THATCopy !req
50. - GOOD IDEA
- I LIKE ITCopy !req
51. WELL, I WAS THINKING —Copy !req
52. WE COULD TURN THE HOMELESS INTO TIRESCopy !req
53. SO THAT WE'D STILL HAVE HOMELESS
BUT WE COULD USE THEM ON OUR CARSCopy !req
54. - OOH, THAT'S GOOD
- NICE ONE, RANDYCopy !req
55. - I LIKE IT
- THAT'S LIKE RECYCLINGCopy !req
56. ALRIGHT, ENOUGHCopy !req
57. I FIND THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION
TO BE EXTREMELY OFFENSIVECopy !req
58. THE HOMELESS AREN'T MONSTERSCopy !req
59. THEY ARE PEOPLECopy !req
60. LIKE YOU AND MECopy !req
61. YOU MEAN THEY'VE ADAPTED?Copy !req
62. COPIED OUR DNA?Copy !req
63. EXCUSE MECopy !req
64. I AM THE TOP RESEARCHER OF
HOMELESS STUDIES FOR PARK COUNTYCopy !req
65. I DON'T KNOW WHY MORE HOMELESS
PEOPLE ARE SHOWING UP IN TOWNCopy !req
66. BUT I DO KNOW THAT WE MUST BE
EXTREMELY CAREFULCopy !req
67. IF WE GIVE THEM ANYTHING —Copy !req
68. THERE COULD BE MORECopy !req
69. HICopy !req
70. I'VE, UH — I'VE BEEN SAVING UP
FOR A NEW XBOX GAME, BUT —Copy !req
71. BUT I THINK YOU COULD USE THE MONEY
A LOT MORE THAN I COULDCopy !req
72. LISTEN, I WANT YOU TO TAKE THISCopy !req
73. IT'S $20Copy !req
74. GOT ANY MORE?Copy !req
75. NO, THAT'S —
I THOUGHT THAT WAS A LOTCopy !req
76. SPARE ANY CHANGE?Copy !req
77. YOU'RE WELCOMECopy !req
78. OH, CRAPCopy !req
79. DUDE, WHAT ARE ALL THESE HOMELESS PEOPLE
DOING IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE?Copy !req
80. I DON'T KNOW!Copy !req
81. THERE'S A BUNCH
OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE, TOO!Copy !req
82. SPARE ANY CHANGE, SIR?Copy !req
83. NO! GOD -Copy !req
84. I DON'T GET ITCopy !req
85. MY DAD SAID AS LONG AS NOBODY
GAVE THEM MONEY THEY'D MOVE ONCopy !req
86. HE DID?Copy !req
87. WELL, THIS IS BULLCRAPCopy !req
88. SOMEBODY HAS TO BE RESPONSIBLECopy !req
89. WELL, I — KIND OF GAVE A HOMELESS GUY
TWENTY DOLLARS LAST NIGHTCopy !req
90. YOU WHAT?Copy !req
91. COME ON, THAT CAN'T BE
WHY THEY'RE ALL HERECopy !req
92. THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER REASON!Copy !req
93. KYLE, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?Copy !req
94. YEAH, I CAN'T POSSIBLY JUMP
THIS MANY HOMELESS PEOPLE!Copy !req
95. I WON'T RISK ITCopy !req
96. I COULD JUMP TWO HOMELESS PEOPLE
MAYBE THREECopy !req
97. BUT ASKING ME TO JUMP THIS
MANY IS ASKING ME TO RISK MY LIFE, KYLE!Copy !req
98. I DON'T WANT YOU
TO JUMP THEM, RETARD!Copy !req
99. SPARE SOME CHANGE?Copy !req
100. NO, SORRY, I DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGECopy !req
101. GOT ANY CHANGE?Copy !req
102. NO, SORRYCopy !req
103. CAN YOU SPARE SOME CHANGE?Copy !req
104. CHAAAANGE?Copy !req
105. AGH — I DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGE!Copy !req
106. CHANGE?Copy !req
107. NO!Copy !req
108. CHANGE!Copy !req
109. SPARE SOME CHANGE?Copy !req
110. LEAVE ME ALONE
I DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGECopy !req
111. ALRIGHT, GOD BLESS YOU, SIRCopy !req
112. OH, NOW I FEEL BADCopy !req
113. HERE!
AH! AAAAAH...Copy !req
114. CHANNNGE?Copy !req
115. THAT WAS REALLY ALL THE CHANGE I HADCopy !req
116. SPARE SOME CHANGE?Copy !req
117. I JUST GAVE YOU CHANGE!Copy !req
118. CHANGE!Copy !req
119. CHANNNGE?Copy !req
120. AHGGHHG!Copy !req
121. CHANGE!Copy !req
122. SPARE SOME CHANGE?Copy !req
123. AAAAAAH...Copy !req
124. I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE CHANGE!Copy !req
125. CHANNGECopy !req
126. GOT ANY CHANGE?Copy !req
127. GOD BLESSCopy !req
128. NOO!Copy !req
129. I DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGE!Copy !req
130. I DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGE...Copy !req
131. OKAY, THAT'LL BE GREATCopy !req
132. LET'S ALSO MAKE SURE WE HAVE ENOUGH CHAIRS
IN THE COMMUNITY CENTER FOR EVERYONE TO ATTENDCopy !req
133. AAHGHGHHGGHH!Copy !req
134. AHGHGHGGHH!Copy !req
135. STAY AWAY!Copy !req
136. STAY AWAY!Copy !req
137. RANDY!Copy !req
138. RANDY, WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
139. I DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGE!Copy !req
140. THIS IS A NEWS 5 SPECIAL BULLETIN
WITH CHRIS SWOLLENBALLSCopy !req
141. SOUTH PARK HAS BECOME OVERRUN
WITH THE HOMELESSCopy !req
142. NEARLY EVERY SQUARE INCH OF PUBLIC PROPERTY
IS NOW RIDDLED WITH HOMELESSCopy !req
143. SHUTTING DOWN ROADWAYS AND
MAKING GETTING AROUND IMPOSSIBLECopy !req
144. MANY PEOPLE ARE TRAPPED
THROUGHOUT THE TOWNCopy !req
145. HELLLPP!Copy !req
146. HELP US!
HELP ME!Copy !req
147. DUDE!
IT'S OUR DADS!Copy !req
148. OH, MY GODCopy !req
149. IN THE MEANTIME, SOUTH PARK CITIZENS
ARE BEING ADVISED TO STAY INDOORSCopy !req
150. AND PROTECT THEIR CHANGECopy !req
151. SPARE SOME CHANGE?Copy !req
152. WHAT THE — YOU CAN'T BE IN HERECopy !req
153. YOU GOT ANY CHANGE, SIR?Copy !req
154. NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGE!Copy !req
155. HOW'D HE GET IN HERE?Copy !req
156. CHAAAAANGE?Copy !req
157. NO!
PLEASE!Copy !req
158. I DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGE!Copy !req
159. HONEST, I DON'T!Copy !req
160. I DON'T HAVE ANY—Copy !req
161. DOOOOOOOOOOOOCopy !req
162. YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID, KYLE?Copy !req
163. COME ON, WE HAVE TO TRY AND
HELP OUR STUPID PARENTSCopy !req
164. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!Copy !req
165. WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOING?Copy !req
166. GET IN!Copy !req
167. GOT ANY CHANGE, SIR?Copy !req
168. COME ON, LET'S GO!Copy !req
169. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUTSIDE?Copy !req
170. MY PARENTS ARE STUCK ON TOP
OF A BUILDING IN TOWNCopy !req
171. YOU AREN'T GETTING INTO TOWNCopy !req
172. IT'S COMPLETELY OVERRUN WITH THESE THINGSCopy !req
173. NO!Copy !req
174. NO, I DON'T NEED MY WIND SHIELD CLEANEDCopy !req
175. STOP IT!Copy !req
176. STOP IT!Copy !req
177. LOOK, OUR ONLY HOPE IS
TO TALK TO THE HOMELESS RESEARCHER
ON? STREETCopy !req
178. HE UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS GOING ON
BETTER THAN ANYBODYCopy !req
179. JUST STICK WITH ME, KIDSCopy !req
180. AGGGH!Copy !req
181. HOLY -
DUDECopy !req
182. OVER HERECopy !req
183. JUMP DOWN, KYLECopy !req
184. OH, GOD, IT REALLY SMELLS LIKE
KENNY'S HOUSE DOWN HERECopy !req
185. ?Copy !req
186. WHOA, KENNY, RELAX, DUDE!Copy !req
187. WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHERCopy !req
188. COME ON, WE GOT TO GET
TO THAT SCIENTIST'S HOUSECopy !req
189. CHANGE!Copy !req
190. CHANGE...Copy !req
191. NO SIGN OF ANYBODY ELSECopy !req
192. THAT'S ITCopy !req
193. I'M GOING TO MAKE A BREAK FOR ITCopy !req
194. DON'T BE CRAZY, GERALD!Copy !req
195. YOU WILL NEVER GET THROUGH
ALL THOSE HOMELESS PEOPLE!Copy !req
196. AND EVEN IF YOU DID, WHAT THEN?Copy !req
197. YOU CAN'T DRIVE ANYWHERECopy !req
198. IF I WITH MAKE IT THROUGH THEM
MAYBE I CAN CATCH THE BUS TO FIRE?Copy !req
199. I HAVE TO TRYCopy !req
200. YOU WON'T MAKE IT THROUGH, GERALD!Copy !req
201. - CHANGE?
- SPARE SOME CHANGE?Copy !req
202. AHHHH!Copy !req
203. CHANGE, SIR?Copy !req
204. GOT SOME CHANGE?
CHANGECopy !req
205. DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGE!Copy !req
206. CHANGE?Copy !req
207. CHANGE, SIR?Copy !req
208. DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGE!Copy !req
209. CHANGE?Copy !req
210. DAMMIT! ALL RIGHT
YOU WANT CHANGECopy !req
211. HERE!Copy !req
212. THERECopy !req
213. THERE IS SOME CHANGECopy !req
214. ALL RIGHT
A LITTLE BITCopy !req
215. THERE YOU GO
TAKE THE CHANGECopy !req
216. CHANGE?Copy !req
217. WAIT, I DON'T HAVE
ANY CHANGE LEFT FOR THE BUSCopy !req
218. HOLD ON, CAN I JUST GET BACK SOME
OF THAT CHANGE, PLEASE?Copy !req
219. CHANGE, SIR?Copy !req
220. CAN I HAVE JUST A LITTLE CHANGE
FOR THE BUS, PLEASECopy !req
221. I NEED A LITTLE — ANYBODY HAVE SOME CHANGE?Copy !req
222. CHANGE?Copy !req
223. GOT ANY CHANGE?Copy !req
224. CHANGE?Copy !req
225. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
226. HE HAS BECOME ONE OF THEMCopy !req
227. CHANGE
CHANGE...Copy !req
228. CHANGE
CHANGECopy !req
229. GO AWAY
I DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGECopy !req
230. ARE YOU THE HEAD OF HOMELESS STUDIES?Copy !req
231. YESCopy !req
232. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
233. WE THINK THIS MAY BE OUR FRIEND'S FAULTCopy !req
234. HE GAVE ONE OF THE HOMELESS
TWENTY DOLLARS YESTERDAYCopy !req
235. OH, MY GODCopy !req
236. GET IN HERE!Copy !req
237. TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ONCopy !req
238. THERE'S A BUNCH OF PEOPLE TRAPPED
IN THE MIDDLE OF TOWN
SURROUNDED BY HOMELESS PEOPLECopy !req
239. WE CAN'T GET TO THEMCopy !req
240. ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!Copy !req
241. LOOK, I DIDN'T WANT TO RISK ITCopy !req
242. BUT I THINK I KNOW WHAT TO DOCopy !req
243. I'LL TRY TO JUMP ALL THOSE HOMELESSCopy !req
244. AND GET TO THE PEOPLE ON THAT ROOFCopy !req
245. JUMP THEMCopy !req
246. I JUMP THE HOMELESS PROFESSIONALLYCopy !req
247. IF YOU CAN GIVE ME SKATEBOARD
I TRY TO? SAVE THOES PEOPLECopy !req
248. OH, SHUT UP, CARTMAN!Copy !req
249. ALL YOU DID WAS JUMP OVER ONE HOMELESS GUY!Copy !req
250. I EASILY COULD HAVE
CLEARED ANOTHER THIRTY OR FORTYCopy !req
251. YOU BARELY MADE IT OVER ONE, FAT ASS!Copy !req
252. KYLE, ENOUGH!Copy !req
253. CARTMAN JUMPING MORE HOMELESS PEOPLE
ISN'T GOING TO SOLVE ANYTHING RIGHT NOWCopy !req
254. GOD! DAMMIT! -Copy !req
255. I DON'T WANT HIM TO JUMP OVER MORECopy !req
256. BOYS, BOYSCopy !req
257. I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
HOW THE HOMELESS FUNCTIONCopy !req
258. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD COME DOWNTARESCopy !req
259. TO MY LABORATORYCopy !req
260. CHANGE?
GOT SOME CHANGE?Copy !req
261. CHANGE, SIR?Copy !req
262. WE DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGE!Copy !req
263. GO AWAY!Copy !req
264. ANYTHING, STEVENCopy !req
265. NOCopy !req
266. ALL THE PHONE LINES ARE COMPLETELY DOWNCopy !req
267. HELLO?Copy !req
268. IT'S STEVE GARRETT FROM THE LIBRARYCopy !req
269. PLEASE, LET US INCopy !req
270. FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO HIDE, STEVE!Copy !req
271. I HAVE OTHERS WITH MECopy !req
272. WITH NO WHERE ELSE TO GOCopy !req
273. ONE WOMAN HERE IS PREGNANTCopy !req
274. CAN'T JUST LEAVE THEM OUT THERECopy !req
275. LET US INCopy !req
276. FOR GOD SAKES THEY'RE COMINGCopy !req
277. NO, I'M SORRY WE DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGECopy !req
278. YOU HAVE TO LET THEM IN, RANDYCopy !req
279. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH FOOD
FOR MORE PEOPLE UP HERECopy !req
280. OH, GOD, ONE OF THEM IS A WAR VETERANCopy !req
281. WE ARE GOING TO HAVE
TO GIVE HIM SOME CHANGECopy !req
282. THIS ISN'T HAPPENINGCopy !req
283. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
FINECopy !req
284. COULD YOU SPARE SOME CHANGE, SIRCopy !req
285. AHHHHH!Copy !req
286. I HAVE DISSECTED SEVERAL HOMELESS
TO SEE WHAT MAKES THEM TICKCopy !req
287. THEIR ANATOMY IS SHOCKINGLY SIMILAR
TO OURSCopy !req
288. SEE? EVERYTHING IS THERECopy !req
289. HEART, LUNG, KIDNEYSCopy !req
290. THEY ARE ALMOST IDENTICAL
TO US IN EVERY WAYCopy !req
291. EXCEPT FOR ONECopy !req
292. THE HOMELESS CAN
SURVIVE SOLELY ON CHANGECopy !req
293. CHANGE?Copy !req
294. THEY FEED ON OUR CHANGECopy !req
295. THEY NEED IT IN ORDER
TO KEEP THEM MOVINGCopy !req
296. IS THAT SOME SPARE CHANGE?Copy !req
297. SOMEHOW, THEY ARE ABLE TO TAKE OUR CHANGE
AND TURN IT INTO NOURISHMENT?Copy !req
298. CAN I HAVE SOME OF THAT CHANGE, SIRCopy !req
299. BUT NOW, WATCHCopy !req
300. SPARE SOME CHANGE?Copy !req
301. IT HAS ALREADY COMPLETELY FOREGOTTEN
THAT I HAVE GIVE THEN CHANGECopy !req
302. IT JUST WANTS MORE CHANGECopy !req
303. LOOK OVER HERECopy !req
304. THIS ONE HAS KEPT DEPRIVED
OF CHANGE FOR OVER THREE DAYSCopy !req
305. CHANGECopy !req
306. - WHAT IS IT DOING?
- IT'S DYINGCopy !req
307. COOLCopy !req
308. I HAVE LEARNED THAT THE NEARBY CITY
OF EVERGREEN HAD A HOMELESS PROBLEM
JUST BEFORE WE DIDCopy !req
309. AND THEY WERE ABLE TO STOP ITCopy !req
310. EXCUSE MECopy !req
311. THE FRONT DOOR WAS OPENCopy !req
312. CAN I BORROW SOME CHANGE?Copy !req
313. CHANGE...
GOD BLESS YOU, JUST CHANGECopy !req
314. OH, MY GOD
THEY'RE COMING INCopy !req
315. QUICK, KIDS
GET OUT OF HERECopy !req
316. YOU CAN FITCopy !req
317. WHAT ABOUT YOU?Copy !req
318. GET TO EVERGREEN AND FIND OUT
HOW THEY GOT RID OF THE HOMELESSCopy !req
319. I'LL BE ALRIGHTCopy !req
320. ? STOP PUSHINGCopy !req
321. HELLO, SORRY, I JUST REALLY NEED
CHANGE FOR THE BUSCopy !req
322. CHANGECopy !req
323. SPARE SOME CHANGE
CHANGECopy !req
324. STOP IT!
I REALLY DO NEED CHANGECopy !req
325. ME, TOO, CHANGE?Copy !req
326. CHANGE?Copy !req
327. HELLO, DO YOU HAVE ANY CHANGE?Copy !req
328. CHANGECopy !req
329. SORRY TO TAKE THE EASY WAY OUTCopy !req
330. OW!Copy !req
331. OHCopy !req
332. OH!Copy !req
333. OH.Copy !req
334. AHHH.Copy !req
335. GOD!Copy !req
336. OH, OH, OH, OH, OH!Copy !req
337. AHHHHHCopy !req
338. OW!Copy !req
339. OW, OW, OW!Copy !req
340. CHANGE?Copy !req
341. GOT CHANGE?Copy !req
342. NO, NO, DAMMITCopy !req
343. THAT'S ITCopy !req
344. THAT'S IT, EVERYONECopy !req
345. WE'RE OUT OF POP TARTSCopy !req
346. NO, WE CAN'T BECopy !req
347. FACE IT, WE'RE GOING TO STARVECopy !req
348. NO, WAIT THERE IS THERE IS
STILL A BOX OVER HERECopy !req
349. THOSE ARE CHERRY, ICK!Copy !req
350. WAIT, I HAVE GOT A SIGNALCopy !req
351. WHAT? YOU DO?Copy !req
352. CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENTCopy !req
353. I'M CALLING MY WIFECopy !req
354. MARY, MARY, BABY
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
355. OH, MAYBE WE ARE GOING TO BE OKAYCopy !req
356. ASK HER WHAT IS HAPPENINGCopy !req
357. WHAT IS GOING ON OUT THERECopy !req
358. NOBODY IS COMING FOR USCopy !req
359. THEY WHAT?Copy !req
360. NO!Copy !req
361. THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE!Copy !req
362. BUT HOW CAN THAT BE
WE DIDN'T EVEN — HELLO?Copy !req
363. HELLO? MARY!
MARY!Copy !req
364. WHAT HAPPENED, GLEN?Copy !req
365. THERE IS NO HELP COMINGCopy !req
366. SHE SAID BECAUSE OF ALL THE HOMELESS—Copy !req
367. BECAUSE OF ALL THE HOMELESS
IN SOUTH PARK PROPERTY VALUES PLUMMETEDCopy !req
368. I HAD TWO LIENS AGAINST THE HOUSE
AND SO THE BANK IS FORECLOSINGCopy !req
369. I DON'T HAVE A HOME ANY MORECopy !req
370. RANDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOINGCopy !req
371. HE'S HOMELESS NOWCopy !req
372. WE AREN'T SAFECopy !req
373. I'M NOT LIKE THEMCopy !req
374. NOT YETCopy !req
375. IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIMECopy !req
376. AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, HUH?Copy !req
377. JUST BLOW HIS HEAD OFFCopy !req
378. IF WE HAVE TOCopy !req
379. SIT DOWN, GLENCopy !req
380. RANDY, YOU CAN'T JUST—Copy !req
381. SIT DOWN!Copy !req
382. CHANGECopy !req
383. THIS IS CRAZYCopy !req
384. HOW CAN THEY JUST TAKE AWAY MY HOUSECopy !req
385. WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT ALL MY THINGS
I DON'T HAVE FOR MY STUFFCopy !req
386. WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT ALL MY STUFFCopy !req
387. I NEED TO PAY FOR STORAGECopy !req
388. CAN I BORROW SOME MONEY
TO PUT MY STUFF IN STORAGECopy !req
389. COME ON, GUYS
IF YOU HELP ME A LITTLE BITCopy !req
390. ? JUST A LITTLE CHANGE?Copy !req
391. CHANGECopy !req
392. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?Copy !req
393. THAT'S FAR ENOUGHCopy !req
394. JUST MARCH YOUR BUTTS
RIGHT BACK OUT OF OUR TOWNCopy !req
395. WE JUST CAME TO ASK A QUESTIONCopy !req
396. YOU HOMELESS OR HOMEOWNERS?Copy !req
397. WE'RE NINECopy !req
398. YEAH, WELL THAT MAKES YOU HOMELESSCopy !req
399. SO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE YOU DIECopy !req
400. LOOK, WE JUST NEED HELP
WITH OUR OWN HOMELESS PROBLEMCopy !req
401. YEAH, THIS JEW HERE MADE THEM
TAKE OVER OUR TOWNCopy !req
402. SHUT UP, CARTMAN!Copy !req
403. CARTMANCopy !req
404. ERIC CARTMAN?Copy !req
405. THE KID WHO JUMPED 30 HOMELESS
PEOPLE ON A SKATEBOARD?Copy !req
406. YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT?Copy !req
407. HEARD ABOUT ITCopy !req
408. THEY SAID YOU HAVE HAVE EASILY CLEARED
50 HOMELESS WITH THAT JUMPCopy !req
409. 30 WAS HARD ENOUGHCopy !req
410. OH, GODCopy !req
411. IT WASN'T 30!Copy !req
412. IT WAS ONECopy !req
413. HE JUMPED OVER ONE HOMELESS PERSON
WITH HIS STUPID SKATEBOARDCopy !req
414. AND HE BARELY MADE IT OVER THAT GUYCopy !req
415. KYLE, KNOCK IT OFFCopy !req
416. WE ARE HERE TO GET RID
OF THE HOMELESSCopy !req
417. NOT HOW MANY HOMELESS
CARTMAN CAN JUMPCopy !req
418. PLEASE, WE WANT YOU TO TELL US HOW
YOU GOT RID OF THE HOMELESS IN YOUR TOWNCopy !req
419. WELL, THAT WAS EASYCopy !req
420. THE HOMELESS FIRST STARTED ARRIVING
IN EVERGREEN ABOUT THREE MONTHS AGOCopy !req
421. AT FIRST, THERE WERE ONLY A FEW
OF THEM ASKING FOR CHANGE
SLEEPING IN THE PARKSCopy !req
422. BUT THEN MORE SHOWED UPCopy !req
423. AND WE REALIZED THERE WAS
SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT THEMCopy !req
424. THEY FED OFF OF OUR CHANGE
TO THE POINT THAT THEY COULDCopy !req
425. ACTUALLY START RENTING APARTMENTSCopy !req
426. WE KNEW IT WOULDN'T BE LONG BEFORE
THE HOMELESS ACTUALLY STARTED BUYING HOMESCopy !req
427. AND THEN WE WOULD HAVE NO IDEA
WHO WAS HOMELESS AND WHO WASN'TCopy !req
428. PEOPLE LIVING IN THE HOUSE
RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO YOU COULD BECopy !req
429. HOMELESS AND YOU WOULDN'T EVEN KNOWCopy !req
430. NOBODY COULD TRUST ANYBODYCopy !req
431. FIGHTS BROKE OUT AND WARCopy !req
432. THAT IS WHEN I STARTED SUSPECTING
THAT MY OWN WIFECopy !req
433. WHO I HAD BEEN LIVING WITH
FOR 20 YEARS WAS ACTUALLY HOMELESSCopy !req
434. SO I HAD TO BURN HER IN HER BED
WHILE SHE SLEPTCopy !req
435. AFTER SHE DIED I VOWED I WOULDN'T
LET THE HOMELESS DESTROY OUR TOWNCopy !req
436. SO WE CAME UP WITH A PLAN
TO GET RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALLCopy !req
437. YOU SON OF BITCHCopy !req
438. YOU DIDN'T SOLVE YOUR HOMELESS PROBLEMCopy !req
439. YOU JUST SENT ALL YOUR HOMELESS
TO SOUTH PARKCopy !req
440. THAT'S RIGHT, YESCopy !req
441. - WHAT?
- I KNEW ITCopy !req
442. IT WASN'T BECAUSE
I GAVE THAT GUY $20Copy !req
443. THE HOMELESS ALL CAME FROM HERECopy !req
444. AND TEXAS SENT THEM TO USCopy !req
445. THE PEOPLE IN SAN ANTONIO
GOT RID OF THEIR HOMELESSCopy !req
446. BY TELLING THEM WHAT
A GREAT PLACE EVERGREEN WASCopy !req
447. BUT YOU DIDN'T SOLVE THE PROBLEM
YOU JUST MOVED ITCopy !req
448. RIGHT, BUT WE SURVIVEDCopy !req
449. TENNIS!Copy !req
450. KRISTINE?Copy !req
451. YOU SON OF A—Copy !req
452. YOU?Copy !req
453. I HAD TO, KRISTINE
YOU WERE HOMELESSCopy !req
454. NO, I WASN'T HOMELESS
YOU ASSHOLE?Copy !req
455. KRISTINE, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOUCopy !req
456. BECAUSE YOU BURNED MY LIPS OFFCopy !req
457. I URNED YOUR RIPS OFF?Copy !req
458. NO, YOU BURNED MY LIPS OFFCopy !req
459. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE SAYINGCopy !req
460. OW!Copy !req
461. OH.Copy !req
462. DUDE, OUR PARENTS ARE
JUST AS STUPID AS THESE PEOPLECopy !req
463. OUR TOWN IS GOING TO
END UP JUST LIKE THISCopy !req
464. NO, IT ISN'T
COME ON, I HAVE AN IDEACopy !req
465. NO, WE ARE NOT HAVING CARTMAN JUMP
ANY MORE HOMELESS PEOPLE, KYLECopy !req
466. THAT ISN'T MY IDEACopy !req
467. I SAW A BUS IN THE GARAGE
A COUPLE MILES BACKCopy !req
468. WE NEED TO MODIFY ITCopy !req
469. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?Copy !req
470. WE GONNA SAVE OUR PARENTS
BEFORE THEY ALL KILL EACH OTHERCopy !req
471. A BUS!Copy !req
472. A BUS IS COMING!Copy !req
473. IT'S THE BOYSCopy !req
474. THEY MODIFIED A BUS
TO GET US OUT OF HERECopy !req
475. I KNEW THEY WOULD COME BACK FOR USCopy !req
476. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
477. LOOK, GLEN, WE'RE SAFE!Copy !req
478. I'M TURNING AROUNDCopy !req
479. WHY ARE THEY TURNINGCopy !req
480. WHAT ARE THEY DOING?Copy !req
481. DON'T LEAVE USCopy !req
482. ALL RIGHT
HIT IT!Copy !req
483. LET'S HOPE TO CHRIST THIS WORKSCopy !req
484. CHANGE?Copy !req
485. THEY'RE LISTENING
LET'S GOCopy !req
486. THEY'RE LEADING THEM AWAYCopy !req
487. WE'RE GOING TO BE ALL RIGHTCopy !req
488. OH, GLEN
WE MADE ITCopy !req
489. CHANGE?Copy !req
490. AGHAA...Copy !req
491. YEAHCopy !req
492. THAT'S THREE HOMELESS!Copy !req
493. SUCK ON IT!Copy !req
494. YA!Copy !req
495. HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU SEE IN THIS, KYLECopy !req