1. This picture I like to call
"The Pierre."Copy !req
2. I invited Butters to stay the night,Copy !req
3. and while he was sleeping
I made a mustacheCopy !req
4. on his face with cat poo.Copy !req
5. And this time when Butters
stayed the night,Copy !req
6. I put a tampon in his mouth.Copy !req
7. I call this picture "The
Sleeping Menstrual."Copy !req
8. This one I call "Hot Fudge Monday."Copy !req
9. I really like how the lightCopy !req
10. plays with the background on this one.Copy !req
11. Is this all you brought
us over here to see?Copy !req
12. Oh, no, there's much more.Copy !req
13. Let's see... oh, yes, look at this one.Copy !req
14. I call it "New Moon Rising."Copy !req
15. I did a whole study using my ass.Copy !req
16. Here it is using
some high-contrast stuff...Copy !req
17. Trying out some different
light filters here.Copy !req
18. But this is nothing compared toCopy !req
19. what I have planned.Copy !req
20. Because tonight is going
to be my coup de gras.Copy !req
21. Butters is staying over tonight?Copy !req
22. Yes, and tonight,Copy !req
23. while Butters is asleep, I am going to...Copy !req
24. Hey, fellas! Ahh!Copy !req
25. Oh, hey, Butters!Copy !req
26. I wasn't expecting you so soon.Copy !req
27. Yeah, I finished my chores so
I came over a little early.Copy !req
28. Hey, are you guys all sleepin' over too?Copy !req
29. No, no, these guys were just leaving.Copy !req
30. Weren't you, guys?Copy !req
31. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
32. Wait, wait, I can't let this happen.Copy !req
33. Butters...Copy !req
34. Yeah, Kyle?Copy !req
35. Don't you think it's a little strangeCopy !req
36. that Cartman keeps
asking you to stay over?Copy !req
37. Kyle.Copy !req
38. What do you mean?Copy !req
39. I mean, that...Copy !req
40. What he means is that he's jealousCopy !req
41. that you've taken his place
as my new best friend.Copy !req
42. But grow up, Kyle.Copy !req
43. Change is a part of life.Copy !req
44. Yeah, grow up, Kyle!Copy !req
45. So what do you wanna do first, Eric?Copy !req
46. You wanna play a game or just
chitchat for a while?Copy !req
47. Well, actually, Butters,
I think we betterCopy !req
48. hit the hay pretty soon.Copy !req
49. But it's only 6:30.Copy !req
50. Yeah, and I'm exhausted.Copy !req
51. If you're not sleepy yet,
I have some more of thatCopy !req
52. nighttime cold medicine you can drink.Copy !req
53. You guys, I got it!Copy !req
54. It's seriously...
it's the greatest picture ever!Copy !req
55. Oh, my God!Copy !req
56. What'd you do to Butters this time?Copy !req
57. It was genius!Copy !req
58. I waited 'til he was totally
asleep, right?Copy !req
59. And then I got my cameraCopy !req
60. and I pulled down his pants,Copy !req
61. and then I took a picture
of his wiener in my mouth.Copy !req
62. Dude?Copy !req
63. I know, I know, check it out.Copy !req
64. Look, I got his whole
wiener in my mouth... see?Copy !req
65. Oh, man, I got him good.Copy !req
66. Dude, how is putting Butter's wienerCopy !req
67. in your mouth getting him?Copy !req
68. Because that makes Butters gay now!Copy !req
69. No, dude, that makes you gay!Copy !req
70. What?Copy !req
71. You put a guy's wiener in your mouth...Copy !req
72. that makes you gay, stupid.Copy !req
73. Nah-uh. Yeahhuh!Copy !req
74. Kenny, this doesn't make me gay, huh?Copy !req
75. That makes you totally fucking gay.Copy !req
76. But I'm not... I'm not gay, you guys!Copy !req
77. You are now.Copy !req
78. No, no, it was a stupid mistake!Copy !req
79. Doesn't matter... you're gay now.Copy !req
80. No, it was just for a second!Copy !req
81. What... what can I do?
How can I reverse this?Copy !req
82. You can't. No, no wait.Copy !req
83. I know how you can reverse it, Cartman.Copy !req
84. How?Copy !req
85. The only way you can cancel it outCopy !req
86. is to get Butters to put
your wiener in his mouth.Copy !req
87. Really?Copy !req
88. Yeah, then it cancels
out the gay polarity.Copy !req
89. Shit, I gotta find Butters.Copy !req
90. Idiot.Copy !req
91. Oh, hey, Eric.Copy !req
92. Butters, guess what?Copy !req
93. I have a surprise for you.Copy !req
94. A surprise? What is it?Copy !req
95. It's so fucking awesome.Copy !req
96. You're gonna be so stoked.Copy !req
97. It's the best surprise ever.Copy !req
98. Oh, boy!Copy !req
99. You ready? Yeah!Copy !req
100. Okay, just open your mouth
and close your eyesCopy !req
101. and get on your knees.Copy !req
102. Okay!Copy !req
103. Hang on a second here.
How come I can't see?Copy !req
104. 'Cause then it wouldn't
be a surprise, would it?Copy !req
105. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
106. All right, that's good.Copy !req
107. Okay, open your mouth Butters.Copy !req
108. That's good, just like that.Copy !req
109. Hey, hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
110. This ain't a trick, is it?Copy !req
111. You're not gonna stick
something yicky in my mouth,Copy !req
112. are ya?Copy !req
113. I swear on my mother's life, Butters,Copy !req
114. I am not going to stick
anything yicky in your mouth.Copy !req
115. Okay!Copy !req
116. All right, you ready?Copy !req
117. All right, just open your...
good, okay, here it comes.Copy !req
118. Just sit really still, okay, here we go.Copy !req
119. Butters!Copy !req
120. Agh! Hey, Dad!Copy !req
121. Butters, what are you doing?Copy !req
122. I'm getting a surprise!Copy !req
123. Oh, my God!Copy !req
124. My only son reduced to this!Copy !req
125. Hey, where'd Eric go?Copy !req
126. Butters, how long have you been doingCopy !req
127. stuff like this? Like what?Copy !req
128. Don't lie to me, Butters!Copy !req
129. I know your secret now!Copy !req
130. No, wait, wait.Copy !req
131. It's okay, it's okay, Butters.Copy !req
132. This isn't a serious problem.Copy !req
133. You're just bi-curious.Copy !req
134. What's bi-curious?Copy !req
135. You are.Copy !req
136. Just harmless curiosity
and it doesn't mean anything.Copy !req
137. We just need to get you
some help, Butters.Copy !req
138. What's going on, you two?Copy !req
139. Nothin', mom, I'm just
a little bi-curious.Copy !req
140. Father Maxi, I just don't
know where else to turn.Copy !req
141. You see, I've just learned
that my son is... bi-curious.Copy !req
142. Is that true, son?Copy !req
143. Are you feeling confused?Copy !req
144. Yeah, I'm pretty confused, all right.Copy !req
145. You see?Copy !req
146. Young man, these confused
feelings that you're havingCopy !req
147. are simply the devil's way
of trying to get ahold of you.Copy !req
148. Really?Copy !req
149. What can I do, Father?Copy !req
150. There is a special camp where
young men who are confusedCopy !req
151. like your son can go and be
cleansed by the power of God.Copy !req
152. Many bi-curious boys come
out of the camp completely cured.Copy !req
153. A secluded camp where
lots of bi-curious boysCopy !req
154. are all put together?Copy !req
155. That sounds like a good idea.Copy !req
156. Oh, boy, camp!Copy !req
157. Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
158. Very funny.Copy !req
159. I suppose you think you really got me.Copy !req
160. What are you talking about, fat ass?Copy !req
161. I checked on the internet, Kyle,Copy !req
162. and getting Butters to put
my wiener in his mouthCopy !req
163. wouldn't make me not gay like you said.Copy !req
164. You figured that out, huh?Copy !req
165. That's right.Copy !req
166. And I also learned from the internetCopy !req
167. that just because I put Butters' wienerCopy !req
168. in my mouth doesn't mean I'm gay.Copy !req
169. All I have to do is throw
away the picture,Copy !req
170. forget it ever happenedCopy !req
171. and nobody will ever know.Copy !req
172. Except for us.Copy !req
173. Right, except for you.Copy !req
174. And all the people we tell.Copy !req
175. Why would you tell anybody?Copy !req
176. Because it's really, really funny.Copy !req
177. It's not that funny.Copy !req
178. There's lots... there's lots
of things that are way funnier.Copy !req
179. Like what?Copy !req
180. Like... A tampon in the school cafeteriaCopy !req
181. in somebody's lunch.Copy !req
182. Like... A dog crap on, on a guy's face.Copy !req
183. That isn't funny.Copy !req
184. Yes, it is!Copy !req
185. Now, you guys, I'm getting pissed off!Copy !req
186. You better not tell anybody!Copy !req
187. Well, maybe we will, maybe we won't.Copy !req
188. Fine, whatever!Copy !req
189. You guys don't have any proofCopy !req
190. I put Butters' wiener in my mouth.Copy !req
191. It will be your word against mine,Copy !req
192. and we all know that everyone trusts meCopy !req
193. way more than you guys.Copy !req
194. You guys, please don't tell anybody.Copy !req
195. Okay, we won't tell anybodyCopy !req
196. as long as you are super nice to usCopy !req
197. every day from now on.Copy !req
198. Oh, right, like that's possible!Copy !req
199. All right, fine!Copy !req
200. You know what I'm gonna do, Kyle?Copy !req
201. I'm gonna go home
and photoshop the pictureCopy !req
202. so that it's your face
with Butters' wiener in his mouth.Copy !req
203. And if any of you say
anything to anybody,Copy !req
204. I'll simply show them
the picture of Kyle!Copy !req
205. Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
206. Everyone, say hello
to our new camper, Butters.Copy !req
207. Hi.Copy !req
208. Hello, Butters. Hey, Butters.Copy !req
209. Thank you so much for taking him in.Copy !req
210. Don't worry.Copy !req
211. Your son just needs to learn
that he can be straightCopy !req
212. if he chooses to be.Copy !req
213. Do you know why you're
here at camp, Butters?Copy !req
214. Because I'm bi-curious.Copy !req
215. That's right.Copy !req
216. Like all the campers
here, you're confused,Copy !req
217. and you don't think there's a way out.Copy !req
218. But even though some people
would have you believeCopy !req
219. you can't control how you feel,Copy !req
220. the truth is that,Copy !req
221. with the power of Jesus
Christ, you can be normal.Copy !req
222. Now, just to make sure you
don't slip up while in camp,Copy !req
223. we assign every camper
an accountabilibuddy.Copy !req
224. Let's meet Ryan, your accountabilibuddy.Copy !req
225. Ryan thought he could never change,Copy !req
226. but now he's learning
that with the power of ChristCopy !req
227. and prayer he can have a whole new life.Copy !req
228. Over this way we have the cafeteria.Copy !req
229. All the meals are served there.Copy !req
230. Bradly, how about you be
Butters' accountabilibuddy.Copy !req
231. "Humble yourselves, therefore,Copy !req
232. under God's mighty hand
that he may lift you up."Copy !req
233. Peter 5:6.Copy !req
234. Butters here is new to the camp.Copy !req
235. He's chosen to rid himself
of his afflictionCopy !req
236. and forge a personal
relationship with Jesus Christ.Copy !req
237. I'm bi-curious.Copy !req
238. "Do not lie with a man
as one lies with aCopy !req
239. that is detestable."Copy !req
240. Leviticus 18:22.Copy !req
241. That's right, Bradly.Copy !req
242. I think we're well
on our way to being healed.Copy !req
243. We've got another one... room 22.Copy !req
244. Oh, darn it.Copy !req
245. Oh, man, I've got h-o-r-s now.Copy !req
246. Okay, my turn.Copy !req
247. Where is it, you filthy Jew?Copy !req
248. Where's what?Copy !req
249. You know Goddamned well what!Copy !req
250. Let go of me!Copy !req
251. What the hell are you doing, Cartman?Copy !req
252. I went home to alter the picture of meCopy !req
253. with Butters' penis in my mouth
to look like Kyle,Copy !req
254. but it was gone!Copy !req
255. What did you do
with my picture? Knock it off!Copy !req
256. I don't have your stupid picture.Copy !req
257. Give it back, Kyle. I don't have it.Copy !req
258. I swear to God, Kyle, if you
don't give it back right now,Copy !req
259. I'm gonna break your fucking
Jew legs right here.Copy !req
260. Shut up. You shut up!Copy !req
261. You're lying, and you
two are covering up for him!Copy !req
262. You know what?Copy !req
263. You're just like Jews yourselves!Copy !req
264. Stan, you're a Jew, and,
Kenny, you're a Jew!Copy !req
265. You're all Jews!Copy !req
266. Ow!Copy !req
267. Ow!Copy !req
268. Ahh... Ahh!Copy !req
269. We will now hear a sermon
from Pastor Phillips.Copy !req
270. For those of you who are new to camp,Copy !req
271. Pastor Phillips is somebody who hasCopy !req
272. broken free of the bonds
that afflict you.Copy !req
273. He's bi-curious too?Copy !req
274. Not anymore.Copy !req
275. Because Pastor Phillips prayedCopy !req
276. and by the hand of Jesus Christ
he's now completely cured!Copy !req
277. Let's hear it for Pastor Phillips, kids!Copy !req
278. Hello, campers!Copy !req
279. Yes, believe it or not, I myself
used to have unclean urges.Copy !req
280. And like a lot of you,Copy !req
281. I thought I was just made that way.Copy !req
282. That I didn't have a choice.Copy !req
283. But then I realized that God
didn't want me to be that way.Copy !req
284. God wanted me to be a man!Copy !req
285. So I buckled up in my little suitCopy !req
286. and I prayed to be
normal, and guess what?Copy !req
287. It worked!Copy !req
288. That's right, kids.Copy !req
289. You see, right now you're
like a paper clip.Copy !req
290. And just like a paper clip,Copy !req
291. God needs to bend you and shape youCopy !req
292. and make you straight.Copy !req
293. So you say were robbed.Copy !req
294. Yes, a photograph,
and I know who took it.Copy !req
295. His name is Kyle BroflovskiCopy !req
296. If it's a photo, what's the big deal?Copy !req
297. Why don't you just
print out another one?Copy !req
298. It's a big deal, okay?Copy !req
299. That picture is my property,Copy !req
300. and I want it back!Copy !req
301. Okay, what is the picture of?Copy !req
302. Why... why does that matter?Copy !req
303. Well, how are we gonna find your pictureCopy !req
304. unless we know what it is?Copy !req
305. All right, it's a picture of me.Copy !req
306. Yes?Copy !req
307. It's a picture of me...Copy !req
308. And, um, what appears to be a penis...Copy !req
309. In my mouth.Copy !req
310. You were sucking somebody's penis.Copy !req
311. No, no, I was not!Copy !req
312. I was asleep.Copy !req
313. And this person just put
their penis in my mouthCopy !req
314. without me knowing and took the picture.Copy !req
315. I see. Yes.Copy !req
316. Now, it may appear in the pictureCopy !req
317. that I'm actually looking
at the camera lens and smilingCopy !req
318. with the penis in my mouth
and giving a thumbs-up,Copy !req
319. but I assure you, I was fast asleep.Copy !req
320. Well, we'd have to get a warrant first,Copy !req
321. approved by a grand jury.Copy !req
322. I don't have time for that!Copy !req
323. We have school tomorrow!Copy !req
324. And I know that Kyle
is gonna show the pictureCopy !req
325. to everybody during show-and-tell!Copy !req
326. Well, then, you're screwed.Copy !req
327. You both do understand
that we are trying toCopy !req
328. save your souls
from eternal life in hell?Copy !req
329. Sure, I guess.Copy !req
330. "Only through Christ can
we cleanse our souls."Copy !req
331. And you do know the rule,Copy !req
332. which states that no
impure or immoral imagesCopy !req
333. are allowed to be seen by the eye?Copy !req
334. Yes, sir.Copy !req
335. "So let us purify
ourselves from everythingCopy !req
336. that makes the body or soul unclean."Copy !req
337. Corinthians, chapter seven.Copy !req
338. Then do you mind telling
us why we found thisCopy !req
339. 1979 Sear's men's underwear
catalog in your room?Copy !req
340. That's, that's mine.Copy !req
341. You know this is strictly forbidden!Copy !req
342. I don't understand.Copy !req
343. What's wrong with underwear?Copy !req
344. What's wrong?Copy !req
345. This is what makes you confused!Copy !req
346. Don't you get it?Copy !req
347. This is confusing you
right now, isn't it?Copy !req
348. Yes, it's all very confusing!Copy !req
349. This is just as much
your fault, Butters.Copy !req
350. Bradly is your accountabilibuddy.Copy !req
351. That makes you accountabilibuddyable.Copy !req
352. Both of your boys'
behavior is jeopardizingCopy !req
353. all of the work we're doing
here to save these kids.Copy !req
354. Ah, oh.Copy !req
355. Right.Copy !req
356. For having contraband in your room,Copy !req
357. you will both do penance
by writing scriptureCopy !req
358. for the next four days.Copy !req
359. That son of a bitch,Copy !req
360. he's gonna show everyone that pictureCopy !req
361. only 12 hours from now.Copy !req
362. That's it, I don't have a choice.Copy !req
363. I'm gonna have to bring
Mom in on this one.Copy !req
364. I'm just going to have
to tell her the truth.Copy !req
365. Ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
366. Eric... poopsie, what's the matter?Copy !req
367. I don't wanna go to school tomorrow!Copy !req
368. Sweetie, shhh.Copy !req
369. Tell Mommy what happened?Copy !req
370. Kyle has a picture of meCopy !req
371. and he's gonna show everyone
during show-and-tell,Copy !req
372. and everyone's gonna laugh at me.Copy !req
373. Oh, now, why would he do that?Copy !req
374. Because he's jealous ofCopy !req
375. how much smarter I am than him...Copy !req
376. So he's gonna show everyone the picture.Copy !req
377. What is the picture of, Eric?Copy !req
378. Last time when Butters stayed the night,Copy !req
379. I was being really nice to himCopy !req
380. and I was gonna take a picture
of him for his mom to have...Copy !req
381. Oh, that's nice.Copy !req
382. But then right when I took the picture,Copy !req
383. Butters got really hotCopy !req
384. so he pulled his pajama bottoms downCopy !req
385. and then I tripped and fell downCopy !req
386. and my mouth landed right on his penis,Copy !req
387. and then I thought of something funnyCopy !req
388. so I smiled up at the camera
and gave like a thumbs-up,Copy !req
389. and then Kyle took the picture from me,Copy !req
390. and he's gonna show it to everybodyCopy !req
391. and make them think I'm gay!Copy !req
392. Oh, there, there, sweetie.Copy !req
393. It'll be okay.Copy !req
394. These things happen.Copy !req
395. But, Mom, I've been trying
to get the picture backCopy !req
396. but he won't give it to me!Copy !req
397. It's okay, Eric, I'll have
a talk with Kyle's mother.Copy !req
398. You... You will?Copy !req
399. "... But that he loved us,
and sent his only son to beCopy !req
400. the satisfaction of our sins."Copy !req
401. Neat-o!Copy !req
402. Butters, I'm sorry for getting
you into trouble.Copy !req
403. Oh, that's okay, Bradly.Copy !req
404. I really want to get better.Copy !req
405. I try to do everything
the counselor's sayCopy !req
406. but somehow I still feel confused.Copy !req
407. Yeah, well, hopefully,
when we finish writingCopy !req
408. all these verses, we won't
be bi-curious no more,Copy !req
409. and then we can go home.Copy !req
410. You're really terrific, Butters.Copy !req
411. I mean, I think you're great.Copy !req
412. Uh-oh!Copy !req
413. Oh, God, bad thoughts, bad thoughts!Copy !req
414. What's the matter?Copy !req
415. I think I... I think I like you.Copy !req
416. Well, I like you too, Bradly.Copy !req
417. You do? Yeah!Copy !req
418. You like-like me?Copy !req
419. Sure, I like-like you a lot-lot!Copy !req
420. Oh, God, we're both un-fixable!Copy !req
421. Don't you see we're lost causes!Copy !req
422. We're just evil and nothing
can change us!Copy !req
423. There's no other way out, Butters!Copy !req
424. We have to kill ourselves!Copy !req
425. No, Bradly, you can't leave!Copy !req
426. You're my accountabilibuddy!Copy !req
427. Hello?Copy !req
428. Hello, Sheila.Copy !req
429. It's Liane, Eric's mother.Copy !req
430. Oh, hello, Mrs. Cartman.Copy !req
431. Sheila, I'm sorry
to trouble you with this,Copy !req
432. but apparently your son has a picture ofCopy !req
433. Eric with another
boy's penis in his mouth.Copy !req
434. Excuse me?Copy !req
435. Don't worry, sweetie,
everything is fine.Copy !req
436. It is? Really?Copy !req
437. Oh, Mommy, thank you, thank you!Copy !req
438. You have nothing to worry
about in school tomorrow.Copy !req
439. Mrs. Broflovski assured meCopy !req
440. that Kyle doesn't have the picture.Copy !req
441. What?Copy !req
442. She talked with her son
and says he doesn't have it.Copy !req
443. Mom, she's lying!Copy !req
444. She said she was sure, Eric.Copy !req
445. Mom, you don't know anything about Jews.Copy !req
446. They lie all the time!Copy !req
447. Well, Eric, there's nothing
more I can do about it.Copy !req
448. Then that's it.Copy !req
449. Kyle wins.Copy !req
450. But he won't win completely.Copy !req
451. I'm gonna print out another
copy of that pictureCopy !req
452. and show it to the class myself.Copy !req
453. I can at least rob Kyle
of his final laugh.Copy !req
454. Do you mind telling meCopy !req
455. how you managed to lose
your accountabilibuddy?Copy !req
456. I went lookin' for him,
but he runs real fast.Copy !req
457. You don't seem to take this
camp seriously, Butters.Copy !req
458. I've called your father in for a talk.Copy !req
459. Oh, no, my dad?Copy !req
460. Do you understand the concept of Hell?Copy !req
461. Do you realize that if we don't fix you,Copy !req
462. you will burn in a lake
of fire for eternity?Copy !req
463. Well, yeah, but I just
don't quite understandCopy !req
464. what you're fixing.Copy !req
465. We're fixing your confusion!Copy !req
466. There you are, Butters!Copy !req
467. Oh, hey, Dad.Copy !req
468. What's he done now?Copy !req
469. Mr. Stotch, your son is insubordinate,Copy !req
470. unwilling to changeCopy !req
471. and worse yet, he's lost
his accountabilibuddy.Copy !req
472. They found him, they found Bradly!Copy !req
473. You better come quick!Copy !req
474. Oh, Lord in Heaven!Copy !req
475. Don't jump, Bradly!Copy !req
476. Stay, stay back!Copy !req
477. I'm an abomination of God!Copy !req
478. No, no, we're fixing you!Copy !req
479. Guess you think today
is your big day, huh, Kyle?Copy !req
480. To embarrass me in front of everyone?Copy !req
481. Well, guess what?Copy !req
482. I'm not giving you the satisfaction.Copy !req
483. Okay, students,
let's all take our seats.Copy !req
484. Since it is Monday, we'll start
as always with show-and-tell.Copy !req
485. Who would like to go first?Copy !req
486. Ow... quit it, dude.Copy !req
487. Okay, Eric.Copy !req
488. Jesus... calm down, you can go first.Copy !req
489. Ha!Copy !req
490. For show-and-tell today,Copy !req
491. I would like to share
with you some very special,Copy !req
492. very artsy photographs I have takenCopy !req
493. in pursuit of being
a respected photographer.Copy !req
494. This first picture I like to call
"Moods of Winter."Copy !req
495. A simple aspen grove,
shot in high contrastCopy !req
496. black-and-white shows
the brittleness of the trunksCopy !req
497. and reminds one of death.Copy !req
498. This picture I took just
as the sun was risingCopy !req
499. and this lonely man was walking to work.Copy !req
500. A statement about all
of our loneliness perhaps?Copy !req
501. He isn't going to actually
show everyone.Copy !req
502. And now this next picture...Copy !req
503. Don't jump, Bradly.Copy !req
504. You will only make God angrier with you!Copy !req
505. It's too late.Copy !req
506. Bradly, please, you're
my accountabilibuddy.Copy !req
507. How will this make me look?Copy !req
508. You get back.Copy !req
509. You're only gonna make things worse.Copy !req
510. I'm not normal.Copy !req
511. I'll never be normal.Copy !req
512. You're perfectly normal, Bradly.Copy !req
513. Get back, you're just
as confused as he is.Copy !req
514. All right, all right, that does it!Copy !req
515. I am sick and tired of everyone
telling me I'm confused!Copy !req
516. I wasn't confused until other peopleCopy !req
517. started telling me I was!Copy !req
518. You know what I think?Copy !req
519. I think maybe you're
the ones who are confused.Copy !req
520. Yeah.Copy !req
521. I'm not gonna be confused anymoreCopy !req
522. just because you say I should be.Copy !req
523. My name is Butters.Copy !req
524. I'm eight years old, I'm blood-type O,Copy !req
525. and I'm bi-curious.Copy !req
526. And even that's okay.Copy !req
527. Because if I'm bi-curiousCopy !req
528. and I'm somehow made from God,Copy !req
529. then I figure God must be
a little bi-curious himself!Copy !req
530. I think... I think I'd like
to come down now.Copy !req
531. He's coming down!Copy !req
532. We did it!Copy !req
533. Through the power of Christ
we have saved this child.Copy !req
534. Well, Butters, I guess
we might as well go home.Copy !req
535. Looks like you're never gonna change.Copy !req
536. No, I like being bi-curious.Copy !req
537. Well, you know something?Copy !req
538. So do I.Copy !req
539. Wait, now I am confused.Copy !req
540. And this photograph I took of a sunsetCopy !req
541. near the power plant.Copy !req
542. Note how the contrasting
images make a statementCopy !req
543. about our impact on the earth.Copy !req
544. Which brings us to my last picture.Copy !req
545. This picture you may find
somewhat controversial.Copy !req
546. Ew!Copy !req
547. Dude.Copy !req
548. Yes.Copy !req
549. This is shot at a 5.6 aperture
using a low-light filter.Copy !req
550. You can see the grain
from the high-speed film.Copy !req
551. There's sort of a penis
in my mouth right here,Copy !req
552. and the low depth of field
keeps the background soft.Copy !req
553. Eric, what the hell is this?Copy !req
554. What this is is a statement
against the war in Iraq.Copy !req
555. It's wrong that we still
have our troops there.Copy !req
556. It's wrong!Copy !req
557. And what I'm saying is that...Copy !req
558. um, Eric Cartman,Copy !req
559. we got an emergency
message from your mother.Copy !req
560. "Do not show picture.Copy !req
561. "Kyle didn't have it after all.Copy !req
562. Found it under your desk."Copy !req
563. She said you'd know
what what means, m'kay.Copy !req
564. Lame.Copy !req