1. Imaginationland used to be
a happy place,Copy !req
2. but then the terrorists attackedCopy !req
3. and so many of us were killed.Copy !req
4. The barrier came down
and all the most evilCopy !req
5. imaginary characters were unleashed.Copy !req
6. Now our final battle will take place.Copy !req
7. The evil characters are
marching toward us...Copy !req
8. With the intent to wipe us all out.Copy !req
9. This is gonna be fun, huh?Copy !req
10. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
11. We prepare for a battle we cannot win.Copy !req
12. Sweet and cuddly imaginary characters,Copy !req
13. many who have never held a weapon,Copy !req
14. must now fight for their very lives.Copy !req
15. We are too few in number,Copy !req
16. but we have one hope.Copy !req
17. That is where you come in, young boy.Copy !req
18. Only you can help us win this battle.Copy !req
19. What can I do?Copy !req
20. You have a power here that
you have yet to understand.Copy !req
21. Ahh... Ah!Copy !req
22. Ahh!Copy !req
23. No!Copy !req
24. Back it up.Copy !req
25. Look, right there!Copy !req
26. See that?Copy !req
27. No!Copy !req
28. What does that look like to you?Copy !req
29. It's Manbearpig!Copy !req
30. I told you it was real!Copy !req
31. Look again.Copy !req
32. Ahh!Copy !req
33. There!Copy !req
34. Half man, half bear, and half pig.Copy !req
35. Do you see it?Copy !req
36. Yes, we see it, Mr. Gore.Copy !req
37. Something big is going on,Copy !req
38. and the American people
need to know what.Copy !req
39. I'm off!Copy !req
40. Wowowoshshhsshh!Copy !req
41. He's recovering, but there's
been some trauma to his brain.Copy !req
42. The boy says he's been hearing
imaginary voices.Copy !req
43. Hello?Copy !req
44. Hello... anybody?Copy !req
45. Stan?Copy !req
46. Hello?Copy !req
47. Stan?Copy !req
48. Good morning, Kyle.Copy !req
49. - How are we feeling?
- Cartman, what's happened?Copy !req
50. "What's happened?"Copy !req
51. Well, let's see.Copy !req
52. You bet me that I couldn't
prove leprechauns were real,Copy !req
53. and if I could prove it,Copy !req
54. you had to suck my balls, I believe.Copy !req
55. No, I mean what happened at the Pentagon?Copy !req
56. You just rest, Kyle.Copy !req
57. Look what I made for you.Copy !req
58. A sundae.Copy !req
59. It has hot fudge and whipped creamCopy !req
60. and a cherry.Copy !req
61. But I feel like something is
missing, don't you, Kyle?Copy !req
62. What else belongs on a sundaeCopy !req
63. besides hot fudge
and whipped cream, hmm...Copy !req
64. Ugh!Copy !req
65. Hot fudge, whipped cream...Copy !req
66. what else belongs on a sundae, Kyle?Copy !req
67. What else goes on a sundaeCopy !req
68. besides hot fudge, whipped cream and...Copy !req
69. Oh, that's right.Copy !req
70. My balls.Copy !req
71. Cartman, what is going on out there?Copy !req
72. What happened to Stan?Copy !req
73. Oh, he got sucked through
that portal thingCopy !req
74. and they're gonna nuke it now.Copy !req
75. So are you all set for your
big photo shoot, Kyle?Copy !req
76. Wait, what do you mean?
Stan's in danger?Copy !req
77. Don't try to change the subject, Kyle.Copy !req
78. You've done a really good jobCopy !req
79. of trying to get out of this bet,Copy !req
80. but it's finally time to settle.Copy !req
81. Get ready for your sundae, Kyle...Copy !req
82. With extra nuts.Copy !req
83. Aslan, the evil characters
are almost here.Copy !req
84. Get everyone to the battlefield.Copy !req
85. Defend the castle walls.Copy !req
86. Quickly, young boy,
we need your powers now.Copy !req
87. What powers?Copy !req
88. I don't understand.Copy !req
89. You are real.Copy !req
90. You are a creator.Copy !req
91. That means you can imagine
things into existence here.Copy !req
92. I... I can?Copy !req
93. Santa Claus was killed
in the terrorist attack.Copy !req
94. The first thing we need is
for you to bring him back.Copy !req
95. How?Copy !req
96. You just have to focus your mind.Copy !req
97. Imagine Santa and nothing else.Copy !req
98. How am I supposed to focus
with all this crap going on?Copy !req
99. Think only of one thing.Copy !req
100. Imagine it, believe in it.Copy !req
101. Whatever is most prominent
in your mind will come to be.Copy !req
102. Butters, you are grounded, mister!Copy !req
103. You hear me?Copy !req
104. Grounded!Copy !req
105. Agh!Copy !req
106. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
107. What are you doing?Copy !req
108. We need Santa!Copy !req
109. I'm trying!Copy !req
110. Come on, kid, imagine Santa!Copy !req
111. Believe in Santa!Copy !req
112. You must believe in Santa!Copy !req
113. Believe in Santa right now!Copy !req
114. Gah-ha!Copy !req
115. Kevin, can I get some more
bounce off that 2-k?Copy !req
116. Let's just go with a 5/6, 8 split.Copy !req
117. Cartman, will you shut up?Copy !req
118. I'm trying to find out what's going on.Copy !req
119. A new terrorist attack
seems to have taken place,Copy !req
120. this time in our imagination.Copy !req
121. Al Gore brought this video
to the public's attention,Copy !req
122. sparking demands by everyoneCopy !req
123. who wants to know
exactly what's going on.Copy !req
124. We were hoping to keep this
quiet until it was all over,Copy !req
125. but two days ago there wasCopy !req
126. a terrorist attack on our imagination,Copy !req
127. and now our imaginations
are running wild.Copy !req
128. Our imaginations are running
wild and we weren't told?Copy !req
129. By attacking our imaginationCopy !req
130. the terrorists have found
our most vulnerable spot,Copy !req
131. and we've determined
that the best course of actionCopy !req
132. is to nuke our imagination.Copy !req
133. Is nuking our imagination
really prudent?Copy !req
134. Aren't there other, more peaceful waysCopy !req
135. to get our imagination under control?Copy !req
136. Couldn't we try sending
Kurt Russell into a portalCopy !req
137. to our imagination to try
and reason with the...Copy !req
138. We tried that,Copy !req
139. and Kurt Russell was raped by Christmas
Critters!Copy !req
140. Ouch.Copy !req
141. The Pentagon claims that because imaginary
thingsCopy !req
142. are not real,Copy !req
143. the military doesn't need
senate approval to nuke them.Copy !req
144. That's bullcrap, man!Copy !req
145. You can't nuke our imagination!Copy !req
146. Don't nuke our imagination, bro!Copy !req
147. Woo!Copy !req
148. Mike, does the military
have the authorityCopy !req
149. to nuke our imagination?Copy !req
150. Uh, clearly they don't, Stephen,Copy !req
151. and they're gonna have a big problemCopy !req
152. because state government
has already set a precedentCopy !req
153. that imaginary characters are real.Copy !req
154. I cite a famous court case
of Cartman v. BroflovskiCopy !req
155. in which a U.S. Court
found for the plaintiffCopy !req
156. who saw a leprechaun.Copy !req
157. Yes, I believe the defendantCopy !req
158. had to suck the plaintiff's
balls in that case.Copy !req
159. That's right, Stephen, yeah.Copy !req
160. Oh, for the love of God!Copy !req
161. Hello?Copy !req
162. Can anybody hear me?Copy !req
163. Stan?Copy !req
164. Dude, is that you?Copy !req
165. Kyle? Where are you?Copy !req
166. I don't see you.Copy !req
167. No, I'm not there, I'm in a hospital.Copy !req
168. I'm hearing you in my imagination.Copy !req
169. Oh, that makes sense.Copy !req
170. Dude, what's happening?Copy !req
171. I'm in, like, a gumdrop forest.Copy !req
172. I just saw Strawberry Shortcake
tied up and deadCopy !req
173. with pee in her eye.Copy !req
174. Wait, hang on.Copy !req
175. I think something really
big is about to go down.Copy !req
176. The evil characters are here!Copy !req
177. Defend Castle Sunshine.Copy !req
178. Hagh!Copy !req
179. Hi-yah!Copy !req
180. There's no time left.Copy !req
181. You have to get control
of your imaginationCopy !req
182. and bring Santa back now!Copy !req
183. Santa... Santa...Copy !req
184. Think!Copy !req
185. Jolly old Santa: red suit, white beard!Copy !req
186. Red suit, white beard...Copy !req
187. Santa!Copy !req
188. Blaryagh!Copy !req
189. Agh!Copy !req
190. How does that look?Copy !req
191. Can you see my balls
and the sundae in frame?Copy !req
192. A shocking new development in
the nuking of imagination.Copy !req
193. The supreme court has
ruled with the militaryCopy !req
194. that imaginary things are
officially not realCopy !req
195. and therefore no
approval is needed to nuke them.Copy !req
196. Thank you.Copy !req
197. Oh, no.Copy !req
198. This, of course, overturnsCopy !req
199. any imagination-based
verdicts in the past,Copy !req
200. including the famousCopy !req
201. Cartman v. Broflovski ball-sucking case.Copy !req
202. What?Copy !req
203. So it appears the militaryCopy !req
204. is ready to proceed with its operation,Copy !req
205. one they are calling:Copy !req
206. Operation Nuke the Imagination
Through the Imagination Doorway.Copy !req
207. Kyle, what's happening?Copy !req
208. The government is gonna
nuke Imaginationland.Copy !req
209. What?Copy !req
210. You can't let them do that!Copy !req
211. What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
212. Dude, you have to stall them!Copy !req
213. Oh, uh-oh, what is that?Copy !req
214. Hey, get outta here!Copy !req
215. Leave me alone!Copy !req
216. Stan... Stan?Copy !req
217. Where are you going?Copy !req
218. I'm going to try
and save Stan and ButtersCopy !req
219. from getting nuked. Okay, okay.Copy !req
220. But you have to suck my balls
first real quick.Copy !req
221. No I don't!Copy !req
222. The decision was overturned!Copy !req
223. We had a deal, Kyle!Copy !req
224. Yeah, that leprechauns were real,Copy !req
225. and the government just declaredCopy !req
226. they aren't technically
real, so I was right!Copy !req
227. It's over.Copy !req
228. I don't have to suck your balls!Copy !req
229. It isn't over!Copy !req
230. It isn't over, Kyle!Copy !req
231. I have not waited this longCopy !req
232. to see you weasel your way
out of this bet!Copy !req
233. Go ahead and go, but I swear on my life,Copy !req
234. before this day is over,Copy !req
235. you will suck my balls.Copy !req
236. I swear it!Copy !req
237. Yeah, it's gets me
strong to the finish...Copy !req
238. We need more spinach for Popeye.Copy !req
239. Ugh!Copy !req
240. Ooh!Copy !req
241. I got one, I got him!Copy !req
242. - Hey there!
- Huh?Copy !req
243. Yay! Yay! Yay!Copy !req
244. We're losing the battle!Copy !req
245. There are simply too many of them!Copy !req
246. Then the day is lost...Copy !req
247. Wait, Aslan, look!Copy !req
248. What... What happened?Copy !req
249. You did it, kid!Copy !req
250. Quickly, Santa, they need
you on the battlefield.Copy !req
251. Huh?Copy !req
252. Oh, all right.Copy !req
253. Make way for Santa!Copy !req
254. Ugh!Copy !req
255. Hugh!Copy !req
256. Now you see your potential,
young creator.Copy !req
257. But there is still
much more we need from youCopy !req
258. if we are to win this day.Copy !req
259. This area is restricted, little boy!Copy !req
260. Please, I need to talk
to the people inside.Copy !req
261. They can't set off that nuke.Copy !req
262. Get behind the line with
the other protesters.Copy !req
263. No nukes in out imagination, bro!Copy !req
264. Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!Copy !req
265. You don't understand.Copy !req
266. My friend is in Imaginationland.Copy !req
267. I can hear him in my head.Copy !req
268. You pot-smoking hippies
aren't getting through here,Copy !req
269. so back off!Copy !req
270. Stop that nuke!Copy !req
271. Stop that nuke!Copy !req
272. Stop that nuke!Copy !req
273. What's going on here?Copy !req
274. The military has to do this.Copy !req
275. It's their only way to kill Manbearpig!Copy !req
276. Wowowoshshhsshh!Copy !req
277. Good, Butters.Copy !req
278. Now imagine some more
archers on the castle walls.Copy !req
279. Hughgh!Copy !req
280. Aslan, we are losing the battle!Copy !req
281. We managed to fight off
the vampires and werewolvesCopy !req
282. but now our troops are being shot downCopy !req
283. by the Cavity Creeps!Copy !req
284. Cavity Creeps?Copy !req
285. We make holes in teeth!Copy !req
286. We make holes in teeth!Copy !req
287. What can destroy the Cavity Creeps?Copy !req
288. Only Crest Gel with Tartar Control.Copy !req
289. Quickly, you must imagine
a giant Crest Gel.Copy !req
290. Yes!Copy !req
291. His powers are getting stronger.Copy !req
292. We might just have a chance here.Copy !req
293. Aslan, we've captured a spy.Copy !req
294. He was sneaking around
the Gumdrop Forest.Copy !req
295. Stan!Copy !req
296. Hey, look, I imagined Stan here!Copy !req
297. No, no!Copy !req
298. I got sucked through Project Imagination
Doorway at the Pentagon.Copy !req
299. Project Imagination Doorway?Copy !req
300. Nevermind.Copy !req
301. The battle is almost won.Copy !req
302. We can deal with him later.Copy !req
303. No, no, you don't understand.Copy !req
304. There's a nuke.Copy !req
305. The government is about to
level this entire place.Copy !req
306. What?Copy !req
307. Why would they nuke Imaginationland?Copy !req
308. So the terrorists can't ever
use it against us again.Copy !req
309. We can get Imaginationland under control!Copy !req
310. The chosen one just needs more time!Copy !req
311. The chosen one?Copy !req
312. Yeah, it turns out I'm the key.Copy !req
313. Missile launch sequence initiated.Copy !req
314. All right, people, I want
this nuking done by the books.Copy !req
315. Sir, we have a security breach.Copy !req
316. What?Copy !req
317. There's an unauthorized entry alert.Copy !req
318. It's coming from sector two!Copy !req
319. Sector two?Copy !req
320. Gah!Copy !req
321. What the hell do think you're doing,Copy !req
322. declaring leprechauns aren't real?Copy !req
323. What?Copy !req
324. You just can't declare that
imaginary things aren't real.Copy !req
325. Who are you to say what's real?Copy !req
326. Think about it.Copy !req
327. Is blue real? Is love really real?Copy !req
328. Imaginary things are
things made up by people,Copy !req
329. like Santa and Rudolph.Copy !req
330. Yeah, and they detract from real things.Copy !req
331. Like Jesus.Copy !req
332. Maybe Jesus is imaginary too.Copy !req
333. Ooh, you better not say that.Copy !req
334. You'll go to Hell.Copy !req
335. It's possible that
Hell is also imaginary.Copy !req
336. So then we're about to nuke Hell.Copy !req
337. That's a good thing, right?Copy !req
338. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's good, that's
a good thing, yeah.Copy !req
339. What if Heaven is imaginary?Copy !req
340. We'd be nuking Heaven.Copy !req
341. Yeah, but it wouldn't be real.Copy !req
342. So it'd be all right.Copy !req
343. Look, maybe they're all
part of the same thing...Copy !req
344. Santa and Jesus and Hell
and leprechauns.Copy !req
345. Maybe they're all real
in the same way, right?Copy !req
346. Santa Claus and leprechauns
are imaginaryCopy !req
347. but Jesus and Hell are real.Copy !req
348. Well, then what about Buddha?Copy !req
349. Well, of course he's imaginary!Copy !req
350. Oh, see, now you're being
intolerant, Tom.Copy !req
351. Am I real?Copy !req
352. All right, enough!Copy !req
353. Keep that kid out of our wayCopy !req
354. and let's get back to
the nuking at hand!Copy !req
355. No, leprechauns are real Goddamn it!Copy !req
356. Kyle?Copy !req
357. Kyle, what happened?Copy !req
358. Nothing.Copy !req
359. What?Copy !req
360. Nothing happened...
there's nothing I can do.Copy !req
361. Dude, you can't let the governmentCopy !req
362. fire off that nuke.Copy !req
363. They say they can do whatever they wantCopy !req
364. because imaginary things aren't real.Copy !req
365. Well, you have to
convince them they are real.Copy !req
366. No way, dude.Copy !req
367. Then I'd have to suck Cartman's balls.Copy !req
368. Whatever it takes, you have to
do it, all right?Copy !req
369. Hang... hang on, Kyle.Copy !req
370. Jesus wants to talk to you.Copy !req
371. Huh?Copy !req
372. Hello, Kyle, this is Jesus.Copy !req
373. Oh, boy.Copy !req
374. What seems to be the problem, my child?Copy !req
375. Jesus, I can't do anything!Copy !req
376. I'm just a fourth-graderCopy !req
377. going against the entire government!Copy !req
378. Hello... Jesus?Copy !req
379. No... hey, Kyle, this is Luke Skywalker.Copy !req
380. Ugh!Copy !req
381. Look, I know this seems
like an impossible task,Copy !req
382. but you remember when I brought
down the Death Star?Copy !req
383. I mean, that seemed
impossible too, right?Copy !req
384. Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
385. Okay, now hold on
because Superman is hereCopy !req
386. and he wants to say something.Copy !req
387. Kyle, this is Superman.Copy !req
388. Hi, Superman.Copy !req
389. I know that saving people
can be a big responsibility,Copy !req
390. but no matter what it takes,
it's worth it.Copy !req
391. I know.Copy !req
392. You can do this, Kyle.Copy !req
393. Now hang on, because Hercules
wants to talk to you.Copy !req
394. Oh, God.Copy !req
395. Yes, God is here too.Copy !req
396. He's gonna talk to you right
after Captain Crunch.Copy !req
397. Agh... Agh!Copy !req
398. Popeye, I need some help here!Copy !req
399. Popeye is being killed by
Christmas Critters!Copy !req
400. Ahghgh!Copy !req
401. Ughgh... Gets 'em off a me!Copy !req
402. Hey, what is that?Copy !req
403. More spinach for Popeye!Copy !req
404. Imagine a M-60 for Jesus!Copy !req
405. All right!Copy !req
406. The boy is doing it!Copy !req
407. Everything is going to be okay!Copy !req
408. Missile launch in one minute.Copy !req
409. Goddamn it!Copy !req
410. You stupid assholes are
gonna ruin everything!Copy !req
411. Prepare for launch.Copy !req
412. Sir, we have a security breach!Copy !req
413. What?Copy !req
414. There's an unauthorized entry alert.Copy !req
415. It's coming from sector two!Copy !req
416. Sector two?Copy !req
417. Agh!Copy !req
418. Kyle?Copy !req
419. What the hell are you doing back here?Copy !req
420. Listen, you don't have to do this.Copy !req
421. Our imaginations aren't
running wild any more!Copy !req
422. Why is it so easy for childrenCopy !req
423. to break into the Pentagon?Copy !req
424. You have to stop!Copy !req
425. If I'm not mistaken,
you're the one who betCopy !req
426. that leprechauns weren't real.Copy !req
427. So why do you care what happens?Copy !req
428. Because I, I...Copy !req
429. Um, because I think they are real.Copy !req
430. It's all real.Copy !req
431. Think about it.Copy !req
432. Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa ClausCopy !req
433. affected your livesCopy !req
434. more than most real people in this room?Copy !req
435. I mean, whether Jesus is real or not,Copy !req
436. he's had a bigger impact on the worldCopy !req
437. than any of us have.Copy !req
438. And the same can be said for Bugs BunnyCopy !req
439. and Superman and Harry Potter.Copy !req
440. They've changed my life,Copy !req
441. changed the way I act on the earth.Copy !req
442. Doesn't that make them kind of real?Copy !req
443. They might be imaginary,Copy !req
444. but they're more important
than most of us here...Copy !req
445. And they're all gonna be
around long after we're dead.Copy !req
446. So in a way...Copy !req
447. Those things are more realer
than any of us.Copy !req
448. Abort the sequence.Copy !req
449. So, Kyle, imaginary
things are real, huh?Copy !req
450. Guess that means I did win
the bet after all.Copy !req
451. And you know what that means, Kyle.Copy !req
452. Just let it go with your
fucking balls already,Copy !req
453. you fucking asshole!Copy !req
454. Your friends have been in dangerCopy !req
455. and all you care about
is this stupid bet.Copy !req
456. Well, I've decided,
Cartman, even if we had a bet,Copy !req
457. that I am never sucking your balls!Copy !req
458. You got that?Copy !req
459. They can throw me in
jail for the rest of my lifeCopy !req
460. but I am never going to
suck your balls ever!Copy !req
461. So there!Copy !req
462. What happened?Copy !req
463. Why hasn't the missile gone off?Copy !req
464. There's been an abort Mr. Gore.Copy !req
465. No!Copy !req
466. Manbearpig has to die!Copy !req
467. Oh, Jesus, no!Copy !req
468. Hahgghgh!Copy !req
469. That's it, Aslan!Copy !req
470. The evil characters have fled!Copy !req
471. The day is ours!Copy !req
472. Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh!Copy !req
473. Kyle!Copy !req
474. Fellas, where'd you come from?Copy !req
475. What is that?Copy !req
476. Huh...Copy !req
477. He did it!Copy !req
478. Oh, look, I'm back!Copy !req
479. Nice going, kid!Copy !req
480. - Great job! Yeah! All right.
- Butters!Copy !req
481. The evil characters!Copy !req
482. They're all back behind the wall again!Copy !req
483. Dude, how did you do that, Butters?Copy !req
484. I just... Used my imagination!Copy !req
485. Aww! Aww! Aww! Aww!Copy !req
486. You know, I really have
learned a lot, you guys.Copy !req
487. What Kyle said about imaginary
things being real,Copy !req
488. and Butters using his imagination,Copy !req
489. it makes me think that...Copy !req
490. Well, maybe we all have the powerCopy !req
491. to make things a reality.Copy !req
492. Oh, why, look, it's me!Copy !req
493. And...Copy !req
494. And there's Kyle!Copy !req
495. And what's Kyle about to do?Copy !req
496. Cartman, don't.Copy !req
497. Oh, Kyle!Copy !req
498. What are you doing to my balls?Copy !req
499. Oh-ho, look!Copy !req
500. It's Kyle sucking my balls!Copy !req
501. Dude.Copy !req
502. Oh, my God!Copy !req
503. Oh, Kyle, you are gobbling
those balls, aren't you?Copy !req
504. I told you you would suck my
balls before this was over,Copy !req
505. didn't I, Kyle?Copy !req
506. I'm not sucking your balls.Copy !req
507. That's imaginary!Copy !req
508. No, Kyle, I believe you saidCopy !req
509. that imaginary things are real.Copy !req
510. That's true, you did!Copy !req
511. Oh, look at you go, Kyle!Copy !req
512. Oh, you dirty girl.Copy !req
513. You love those balls!Copy !req
514. Okay, Kyle, that's enough ball-sucking.Copy !req
515. We need to get you boys home.Copy !req
516. I am not sucking Cartman's balls!Copy !req
517. Whatever you imagine to be real is real!Copy !req
518. Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!Copy !req
519. Butters... Butters!Copy !req
520. Huh?Copy !req
521. What?Copy !req
522. Oh...Copy !req
523. Oh, it was all just a dream.Copy !req
524. Come on, Butters, time to get up.Copy !req
525. Oh, Dad, I had the craziest dream.Copy !req
526. I saved all of Imaginationland
from running wildCopy !req
527. after a terrorist attack!Copy !req
528. You were in Imaginationland, Butters!Copy !req
529. We've read all about it in the paper.Copy !req
530. The question is:Copy !req
531. what were you doing in ImaginationlandCopy !req
532. when you were supposed to be
helping your motherCopy !req
533. clean up the basement?Copy !req
534. You are grounded, mister!Copy !req
535. Aww.Copy !req
536. Wait, I'm not grounded.Copy !req
537. Oh, yes, you are!Copy !req
538. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
539. That only works in Imaginationland.Copy !req
540. You're grounded!Copy !req
541. Aw, shit.Copy !req