1. I'm going down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time,Copy !req
2. Friendly faces everywhere,
humble folks without temptation,Copy !req
3. I'm going down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind,Copy !req
4. Ample parking day or night,
people spouting howdy neighbor,Copy !req
5. I'm heading out to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind,Copy !req
6. I like girls with big vagina,
I like girls with big fat titties,Copy !req
7. So come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine,Copy !req
8. Imaginationland
used to be a happy place.Copy !req
9. But then the terrorists attacked.
And so many of us were killed.Copy !req
10. The Barrier came downCopy !req
11. and all the most evil imaginary
characters were unleashed.Copy !req
12. Now our final battle
will take place.Copy !req
13. The evil characters
are marching toward us.Copy !req
14. With the intent
to wipe us all out.Copy !req
15. This is
gonna be fun, huh?Copy !req
16. We prepare for a battle
we cannot win.Copy !req
17. Sweet and cuddly
imagninary characters,Copy !req
18. many who have never held a weapon,
must now fight for their very lives.Copy !req
19. We are too few in number,
but we have one hope.Copy !req
20. That is where you come in, young boy.
Only you can help us win this battle.Copy !req
21. What can I do?Copy !req
22. You have a power here
that you have yet to understand.Copy !req
23. Help!Copy !req
24. Back it up!Copy !req
25. Look!
Right there!Copy !req
26. See that?Copy !req
27. Help!Copy !req
28. What does that
look like to you?Copy !req
29. It's man-bear pig!Copy !req
30. I told you it was real!
Look again!Copy !req
31. There! Half man,
half bear, and half pig!Copy !req
32. Do you see it?Copy !req
33. Yes, we see it, Mr. Gore.Copy !req
34. Something big is going onCopy !req
35. and the American people
need to know what! I'm off!Copy !req
36. He is recovering, but there's been
some trauma to his brain.Copy !req
37. The boy says he's been hearing
imaginary voices.Copy !req
38. Hello?Copy !req
39. Hello? Anybody?Copy !req
40. Stan?Copy !req
41. Hello?Copy !req
42. Stan?Copy !req
43. Good morning, Kyle.
How are we feeling?Copy !req
44. Cartman, what's happened?Copy !req
45. What's happened?
Well, let's see:Copy !req
46. You bet me that I couldn't prove
leprechauns were real.Copy !req
47. And if I could prove it,
you had to suck my balls, I believe.Copy !req
48. No, I mean what happened
at the Pentagon?Copy !req
49. You just rest, Kyle.Copy !req
50. Look what I made for you.
A sundae.Copy !req
51. It has hot fudge and whipped cream
and a cherry.Copy !req
52. But I feel like something
is missing. Don't you, Kyle?Copy !req
53. What else belongs on a sundae besides
hot fudge and whipped cream.Copy !req
54. Hot fudge, whipped cream.
What else belongs on a sundae, Kyle?Copy !req
55. What else goes on a sundae besides
hot fudge, whipped cream, and...Copy !req
56. Oh, that's right!
My balls!Copy !req
57. Cartman, what is going on out there?
What happened to Stan?Copy !req
58. Oh, he got sucked
through that portal thingCopy !req
59. and they're gonna
nuke it now.Copy !req
60. So are you all set for
your big photo shoot, Kyle?Copy !req
61. Wait, what do you mean?
Stan's in danger?Copy !req
62. Don't try
to change the subject, Kyle.Copy !req
63. You've done a really good job
of trying to get out of this bet,Copy !req
64. but it's finally time
to settle.Copy !req
65. Get ready for your sundae, Kyle.
With extra nuts.Copy !req
66. Aslan, the evil characters
are almost here!Copy !req
67. Get everyone to the battlefield!
Defend the castle walls!Copy !req
68. Quickly, young boy.
We need your powers now!Copy !req
69. - What powers? I don't understand.
- You are real. You are a Creator.Copy !req
70. That means you can imagine things
into existence here.Copy !req
71. I—I can?Copy !req
72. Santa Claus was killed
in the terrorist attack.Copy !req
73. The first thing we need is for you
to bring him back.Copy !req
74. How?Copy !req
75. You just have
to focus your mind.Copy !req
76. Imagine Santa
and nothing else.Copy !req
77. How am I supposed to focus
with all this crap going on?Copy !req
78. Think only of one thing.
Imagine it. Believe in it.Copy !req
79. Whatever is most prominent
in your mind will come to be.Copy !req
80. Butters! You are grounded, mister!
You hear me?Copy !req
81. Grounded!Copy !req
82. No, no, no!Copy !req
83. - What are you doing? We need Santa!
- I'm trying!Copy !req
84. Come on, kid, imagine Santa!
Believe in Santa!Copy !req
85. - You must believe in Santa!
- Believe in Santa! Right now!Copy !req
86. Kevin, can I get some
more bounce off that too, okay?Copy !req
87. Let's just go
with a 5 6 8 split.Copy !req
88. Cartman, will you shut up?Copy !req
89. I'm trying to find out
what's going on.Copy !req
90. A new terrorist attack
seems to have taken place.Copy !req
91. This time,
in our imagination.Copy !req
92. Al Gore brought this video to
the public's attention,Copy !req
93. sparking demands by everyone who
wants to know exactly what's going on.Copy !req
94. We were hoping to keep this quiet
until it was all over,Copy !req
95. but, two days ago, there was
a terrorist attack on our imagination,Copy !req
96. and now our imaginations
are running wild.Copy !req
97. Our imaginations are running wild
and we weren't told?Copy !req
98. By attacking our imagination,Copy !req
99. the terrorists have found
our most vulnerable spot.Copy !req
100. And we've determined that
the best course of actionCopy !req
101. is to nuke our imagination.Copy !req
102. Is nuking our imagination
really prudent?Copy !req
103. Aren't there other more peaceful ways
to get our imagination under control?Copy !req
104. Couldn't we trying sending
Kurt Russell into a portalCopy !req
105. to our imagination to try
and reason with the—Copy !req
106. We tried that! And Kurt Russell
was raped by Christmas Critters!Copy !req
107. Ouch.Copy !req
108. The Pentagon claims that because
imaginary things are not real,Copy !req
109. the military doesn't need Senate
approval to nuke them.Copy !req
110. That's bullcrap, man!
You can't nuke our imagination!Copy !req
111. Don't nuke
our imagination, bro!Copy !req
112. Mike, does the military have
the authority to nuke our imagination?Copy !req
113. Clearly they don't, Steven,
and they're gonna have a big problem,Copy !req
114. because state government
has already setCopy !req
115. a precedent that imaginary
characters are real.Copy !req
116. I cite a famous court case
of Cartman v. Broflovski,Copy !req
117. in which a U.S. found for the plaintiff
who saw a leprechaun.Copy !req
118. Yes, I believe the defendant had to suck
the plaintiff's balls in that case.Copy !req
119. That's right, Steven,
yeah.Copy !req
120. Oh for the love of God!Copy !req
121. Hello?
Can anybody hear me?Copy !req
122. Stan!
Dude, is that you?Copy !req
123. Kyle? Where are you?
I don't see you.Copy !req
124. No, I'm not there. I'm at a hospital.
I'm hearing you in my imagination.Copy !req
125. Oh that makes sense.Copy !req
126. Dude, what's happening?Copy !req
127. I'm in like
a gumdrop forest.Copy !req
128. I just saw Strawberry Shortcake tied up
and dead with pee in her eye.Copy !req
129. Wait, hang on. I think something
really big is about to go down.Copy !req
130. - The evil characters are here.
- Defend Castle Sunshine.Copy !req
131. There's no time left! You have
to get control of your imagination,Copy !req
132. and bring Santa back now!Copy !req
133. Santa. Santa.Copy !req
134. Think. Jolly old Santa.
Red suit, white beard.Copy !req
135. Red suit, white beard.
Santa!Copy !req
136. How does that look?Copy !req
137. Can you see my balls
and the sundae in frame?Copy !req
138. A shocking new development in
the nuking of imagination!Copy !req
139. The Supreme Court has ruled
with the militaryCopy !req
140. that imaginary things
are officially not real,Copy !req
141. and therefore no approval
is needed to nuke them.Copy !req
142. - Thank you.
- Oh no.Copy !req
143. This of course overturns any
imagination-based verdicts in the past,Copy !req
144. including the famous
Cartman v. Broflovski ballsucking case.Copy !req
145. What?Copy !req
146. So it appears the military is ready
to proceed with its operation,Copy !req
147. one they are calling
"Operation Nuke the ImaginationCopy !req
148. "Through the Imagination Doorway."Copy !req
149. Kyle?
What's happening?Copy !req
150. The government is
gonna nuke Imaginationland.Copy !req
151. What? You can't
let them do that!Copy !req
152. - What am I supposed to do?
- Dude, you have to stall them!Copy !req
153. What is that? Hey!
Get out of here! Leave me alone!Copy !req
154. Stan? Stan?Copy !req
155. Where are you going?Copy !req
156. I'm going to try to save Stan
and Butters from getting nuked!Copy !req
157. Okay, okay, but you have
to suck my balls first real quick.Copy !req
158. No, I don't!
The decision was overturned.Copy !req
159. - We had a deal, Kyle!
- Yeah, that leprechauns were real!Copy !req
160. And the government just declared they
aren't technically real, so I was right!Copy !req
161. It's over! I don't have
to suck your balls!Copy !req
162. It isn't over!Copy !req
163. It isn't over, Kyle!Copy !req
164. I have not waited this long to see
you weasel your way out of this bet!Copy !req
165. Go ahead and go.
But I swear on my life!Copy !req
166. Before this day is over!
You will suck my balls!Copy !req
167. I swear it!Copy !req
168. We need more spinach
for Popeye.Copy !req
169. - I got one. I got him.
- Hey there.Copy !req
170. We're losing the battle!
There are simply too many of them!Copy !req
171. - Then the day is lost.
- Wait! Aslan, look!Copy !req
172. - What? What happened?
- You did it, kid!Copy !req
173. Quickly, Santa!
They need you on the battlefield!Copy !req
174. Oh, all right.Copy !req
175. Make way for Santa!Copy !req
176. Now you see your potential,
young Creator.Copy !req
177. But there is still much more we need
from you if we are to win this day!Copy !req
178. This area is restricted,
little boy.Copy !req
179. Please, I need to talk
to the people inside.Copy !req
180. They can't set off
that nuke.Copy !req
181. Get behind the line
with the other protesters.Copy !req
182. No nukes
in our imagination, bro!Copy !req
183. You don't understand!
My friend is in Imaginationland.Copy !req
184. I can hear him
in my head!Copy !req
185. You pot-smoking hippies aren't
getting through here, so back off!Copy !req
186. - Stop that nuke!
- Stop that nuke!Copy !req
187. Stop that nuke!Copy !req
188. What's going on here?Copy !req
189. The military
has to do this!Copy !req
190. It's their only way
to kill man-bear-pig.Copy !req
191. Good, Butters. Now imagine some
more archers on the castle walls!Copy !req
192. Aslan!
We're losing the battle!Copy !req
193. We managed to fight off the vampires
and werewolves, but...Copy !req
194. Now our troops are being shot down
by the Cavity Creeps.Copy !req
195. Cavity Creeps?Copy !req
196. We make holes in teeth!
We make holes in teeth!Copy !req
197. - What can destroy the Cavity Creeps?
- Only Crest Gel with Tartar Control.Copy !req
198. Quickly! You must imagine
a giant Crest Gel!Copy !req
199. Yes!Copy !req
200. His powers are getting stronger.
We might just have a chance here.Copy !req
201. Aslan, we've captured
a spy!Copy !req
202. He was sneaking around
the Gumdrop Forest!Copy !req
203. Stan!
Hey look, I imagined Stan here!Copy !req
204. No, no! I got sucked through Project
Imagination Doorway at the Pentagon.Copy !req
205. Project Imagination Doorway?Copy !req
206. Nevermind! The battle is almost won!
We can deal with him later.Copy !req
207. No, no, you don't understand.
There's a nuke.Copy !req
208. The government is about to level
this entire place.Copy !req
209. What?Copy !req
210. Why would they nuke
Imaginationland?Copy !req
211. So the terrorists can't ever
use it against us again.Copy !req
212. We can get Imaginationland
under control.Copy !req
213. The Chosen One
just needs more time!Copy !req
214. - The Chosen One?
- Yeah, it turns out I'm the Key.Copy !req
215. Missile launch sequence
initiated.Copy !req
216. All right, people,
I want this nuking done by the books.Copy !req
217. - Sir, we have a security breach!
- What?Copy !req
218. There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert, sir.
It's coming from sector two!Copy !req
219. Sector two?Copy !req
220. What the hell do you think you're doing,
declaring leprechauns aren't real?Copy !req
221. What?Copy !req
222. You just can't declare that
imaginary things aren't real!Copy !req
223. Who are you to say
what's real?Copy !req
224. Think about it: Is blue real?
Is love really real?Copy !req
225. Imaginary things are things made up
by people, like Santa and Rudolph.Copy !req
226. Yeah and they detract
from real things, like Jesus.Copy !req
227. Maybe Jesus
is imaginary too.Copy !req
228. Oh, you'd better not say that!
You'll go to Hell!Copy !req
229. It's possible that
Hell is also imaginary.Copy !req
230. So then,
we're about to nuke Hell...Copy !req
231. That's a good thing, right?Copy !req
232. Hell yeah,
that's a good thing, yeah.Copy !req
233. What if Heaven is imaginary?
We'd be nuking Heaven.Copy !req
234. - Yeah, but it wouldn't be real.
- So it'd be all right.Copy !req
235. Look, maybe they're all part
of the same thing.Copy !req
236. Santa and Jesus
and Hell and leprechauns.Copy !req
237. Maybe they're all real
in the same way, right?Copy !req
238. Santa Claus and leprechauns
are imaginary,Copy !req
239. but Jesus and Hell are real!Copy !req
240. - Well then, what about Buddha?
- Well of course, he's imaginary!Copy !req
241. Aw, see? Now you're being
intolerant, Tom.Copy !req
242. Am I real?Copy !req
243. All right, enough!Copy !req
244. Keep that kid out of the way and
let's get back to the nuking at hand!Copy !req
245. No! Leprechauns are real,
goddamnit!Copy !req
246. Kyle?Copy !req
247. Kyle, what happened?Copy !req
248. Nothing.
- What?Copy !req
249. Nothing happened!
There's nothing I can do!Copy !req
250. Dude, you can't let the government
fire off that nuke!Copy !req
251. They say they can do whatever they want
because imaginary things aren't real!Copy !req
252. Well, you have to convince them
they are real!Copy !req
253. No way, dude, then I'd have
to suck Cartman's balls.Copy !req
254. Whatever it takes,
you have to do it, all right?Copy !req
255. Hang on, Kyle,
Jesus wants to talk to you.Copy !req
256. - Hello, Kyle? This is Jesus.
- Oh boy...Copy !req
257. What seems to be
the problem, my child?Copy !req
258. Jesus, I can't do anything.Copy !req
259. I'm just a fourth grader going
against the entire government.Copy !req
260. Hello? Jesus?Copy !req
261. No. Hey, Kyle.
This is Luke Skywalker.Copy !req
262. Look, I know this seems like
an impossible task,Copy !req
263. but do you remember when
I brought down the Death Star?Copy !req
264. I mean, that seemed
impossible too, right?Copy !req
265. Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
266. Okay. Now hold on,
because Superman is hereCopy !req
267. and he wants
to say something.Copy !req
268. - Kyle, this is Superman.
- Hi, Superman.Copy !req
269. I know that saving people can
be a big responsibility,Copy !req
270. but no matter what it takes,
it's worth it.Copy !req
271. I know.Copy !req
272. You can do this, Kyle.Copy !req
273. Now hang on, because Hercules
wants to talk to you.Copy !req
274. Oh God.Copy !req
275. Yes, God is here too.Copy !req
276. He's gonna talk to you
right after Captain Crunch.Copy !req
277. Popeye,
I need some help here!Copy !req
278. Popeye is being killed by
Christmas Critters.Copy !req
279. Get off of me!Copy !req
280. Hey, what is that?Copy !req
281. More spinach for Popeye!Copy !req
282. Imagine an M60
for Jesus!Copy !req
283. All right!Copy !req
284. The boy is doing it!
Everything is going to be okay!Copy !req
285. Missile launch
in one minute.Copy !req
286. Goddammit, you stupid assholes
are going to ruin everything!Copy !req
287. - Prepare for launch.
- Sir, we have a security breach!Copy !req
288. - What?
- There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert.Copy !req
289. - It's coming from sector two!
- Sector two?Copy !req
290. Kyle?Copy !req
291. - The hell are you doing back here?
- Listen, you don't have to do this!Copy !req
292. Our imaginations
aren't running wild anymore.Copy !req
293. Why is it so easy for children
to break into the Pentagon?Copy !req
294. You have to stop!Copy !req
295. If I'm not mistaken, you're the one
who bet that leprechauns weren't real.Copy !req
296. - So why do you care what happens?
- Because I...Copy !req
297. Because I think
they are real.Copy !req
298. It's all real.
Think about it.Copy !req
299. Haven't Luke Skywalker
and Santa ClausCopy !req
300. affected your lives more than
most real people in this room?Copy !req
301. I mean, whether
Jesus is real or not,Copy !req
302. he's had a bigger impact on the world
than any of us have.Copy !req
303. And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny
and Superman and Harry Potter.Copy !req
304. They've changed my life,
changed the way I act on the Earth.Copy !req
305. Doesn't that make them
kind of "real."Copy !req
306. They might be imaginary,Copy !req
307. but they're more important
than most of us here.Copy !req
308. And they're all gonna be around
long after we're dead.Copy !req
309. So in a way, those things are
more realer than any of us.Copy !req
310. Abort the sequence.Copy !req
311. So Kyle, imaginary things
are real, huh?Copy !req
312. Guess that means I did
win the bet after all.Copy !req
313. And you know
what that means, Kyle.Copy !req
314. Just let it go with your
fucking balls already,Copy !req
315. you fucking asshole!Copy !req
316. Your friends have been
in dangerCopy !req
317. and all you care about
is this stupid bet!Copy !req
318. Well I've decided, Cartman.
Even if we had a bet,Copy !req
319. that I am never sucking your balls,
you got that?Copy !req
320. They can throw me in jail
for the rest of my life,Copy !req
321. but I am never going to suck
your balls, ever! So there!Copy !req
322. What happened?
Why hasn't the missile gone off?Copy !req
323. - There's been an abort, Mr. Gore.
- No! Man-bear-pig has to die!Copy !req
324. Oh Jesus, no!Copy !req
325. That's it, Aslan!
The evil characters have fled!Copy !req
326. The day is ours!Copy !req
327. - Kyle!
- Fellas! Where'd you come from?Copy !req
328. What is that?Copy !req
329. He did it!Copy !req
330. Oh look, I'm back!Copy !req
331. Nice going, kid.Copy !req
332. The evil characters!
They're all back behind the wall again.Copy !req
333. - Dude! How did you do that, Butters?
- Well, I just used my imagination.Copy !req
334. You know, I really have learned
a lot, you guys.Copy !req
335. What Kyle said about
imaginary things being realCopy !req
336. and Butters using
his imagination?Copy !req
337. It makes me think that...Copy !req
338. Well maybe we all have the power
to make things a reality.Copy !req
339. Oh why look, it's me.
And...Copy !req
340. And there's Kyle.
And what's Kyle about to do?Copy !req
341. Cartman, don't!Copy !req
342. Oh Kyle! What are you doing
to my balls?Copy !req
343. Oh, look!
It's Kyle sucking my balls!Copy !req
344. - Dude.
- Oh my God.Copy !req
345. Oh Kyle, you are gobbling those balls,
aren't you?Copy !req
346. I told you you would suck my balls
before this was over, didn't I, Kyle?Copy !req
347. I'm not sucking your balls.
That's imaginary!Copy !req
348. No, Kyle, I believe you said
that imaginary things are real.Copy !req
349. That's true. You did.Copy !req
350. Oh, look at you go, Kyle!Copy !req
351. Oh, you dirty girl!
You love those balls.Copy !req
352. Okay, Kyle, that's enough ballsucking.
We need to get you boys home.Copy !req
353. I am not sucking
Cartman's balls!Copy !req
354. Whatever you imagine
to be real, is real.Copy !req
355. Butters? Butters!Copy !req
356. What?Copy !req
357. Oh, it was all just
a dream.Copy !req
358. - Come on, Butters, time to get up.
- Oh Dad! I had the craziest dream!Copy !req
359. I saved all of Imaginationland from
running wild after a terrorist attack!Copy !req
360. You were in Imaginationland, Butters!
We've read all about it in the paper!Copy !req
361. The question is:Copy !req
362. What were you doing
in ImaginationlandCopy !req
363. when you were supposed to be helping
your mother clean up the basement?Copy !req
364. You are grounded, mister!Copy !req
365. - Wait, I'm not grounded.
- Oh yes, you are!Copy !req
366. Oh yeah?Copy !req
367. That only works in Imaginationland.
You're grounded!Copy !req
368. Ah shit.Copy !req