1. Captioning made possible by
COMEDY CENTRALCopy !req
2. PREVIOUSLY ON
BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.Copy !req
3. WHAT IS THIS PLACE?Copy !req
4. THIS IS
IMAGINATIONLAND!Copy !req
5. ALLAH!Copy !req
6. WE HAVE TO
GET OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
7. HOLD ON, FELLAS!Copy !req
8. TERRORISTS HAVE JUST
ATTACKED OUR IMAGINATION.Copy !req
9. IF THE TERRORISTS BLOW
THAT BARRIER,Copy !req
10. ALL THE MOST EVIL
THINGS EVER IMAGINEDCopy !req
11. ARE GONNA POUR OUT!Copy !req
12. BUTTERS,
TIME FOR BREAKFAST.Copy !req
13. AHH, HUH?Copy !req
14. BUT...Copy !req
15. OH, JEEZ,
IT WAS JUST A DREAM.Copy !req
16. COME ON, BUTTERS.Copy !req
17. MOM'S COOKED
WAFFLES AND 'NANAS FOR YOU.Copy !req
18. OH, MOM, DAD!Copy !req
19. I DREAMT I WAS IN
IMAGINATIONLANDCopy !req
20. AND THEN
TERRORISTS ATTACKED IT!Copy !req
21. YOU ARE IN
IMAGINATIONLAND.Copy !req
22. THIS IS A DREAM!Copy !req
23. HUH?Copy !req
24. HEY, WAKE UP, STUPID!Copy !req
25. COME ON,
WAKE UP, KID!Copy !req
26. NO, WAIT,
I WAS BACK HOME IN BED!Copy !req
27. NO, YOU PASSED OUT
AND PEED YOUR PANTS!Copy !req
28. LOOK, THE EVIL OF
IMAGINATIONLANDCopy !req
29. IS COMING OUT!Copy !req
30. OH, HAMBURGERS!Copy !req
31. EVERYONE, FALL BACK TO
THE GUMDROP FOREST!Copy !req
32. COME WITH ME,
LITTLE BOY.Copy !req
33. I'M GOING TO
GET YOU HOME!Copy !req
34. AGH, IT'S ALIEN!Copy !req
35. BALRGHGGH!Copy !req
36. AGH!Copy !req
37. PREDATOR!Copy !req
38. AGH!Copy !req
39. AHH...Copy !req
40. WAHGHGHGGH!Copy !req
41. AGH!Copy !req
42. LOOK, WE ALREADY TOLD YOU
EVERYTHING WE KNOW!Copy !req
43. SOME GUY JUST SHOWED UP
IN A BIG BALLOONCopy !req
44. AND TOOK US INTO
IMAGINATIONLAND.Copy !req
45. WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW
IS HOW.Copy !req
46. WE NEED TO FIND A WAY
INTO IMAGINATIONLAND.Copy !req
47. YOU'VE BEEN THERE.Copy !req
48. HOW DID YOU
DO IT?Copy !req
49. WE JUST... WENT ON
A BALLOON RIDE.Copy !req
50. THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME
KIND OF PORTAL OR A DOORWAY.Copy !req
51. DUDE, WE DON'T REMEMBER.Copy !req
52. DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
53. TERRORISTS HAVE ATTACKED
OUR IMAGINATIONCopy !req
54. AND NOW OUR
IMAGINATIONS ARE RUNNING WILD!Copy !req
55. YOU BETTER START
REMEMBERING!Copy !req
56. IT WAS THE CHINESE,
WASN'T IT?Copy !req
57. WHAT?Copy !req
58. WE'VE SUSPECTED THAT
THE CHINESE GOVERNMENTCopy !req
59. WAS WORKING ON A DOORWAY
TO THE IMAGINATION.Copy !req
60. IS THAT WHERE
YOU WERE?
NO.Copy !req
61. THAT'S IT, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
62. WHERE DO THE CHINESE
KEEP THIS PORTAL?Copy !req
63. HOW DOES IT WORK?Copy !req
64. IS IT BETTER
THAN OURS?Copy !req
65. YOUR WHAT?Copy !req
66. OUR PORTAL TO THE IMAGINATION
BUILT AS A SECRET PROJECTCopy !req
67. BACK TO 1962
TO FIGHT THE SOVIETS—Copy !req
68. SHH, TOM!Copy !req
69. THAT'S SUPER SECRET.Copy !req
70. OH, I'M SORRY, SIR.Copy !req
71. WAIT, THE U.S. GOVERNMENT HAS
A PORTAL TO THE IMAGINATION?Copy !req
72. OH, SEE?Copy !req
73. GOOD JOB, TOM.Copy !req
74. WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL 'EM
EVERYTHING ABOUT PROJECT "X" ?Copy !req
75. YES, SIR.Copy !req
76. WE BUILT A PORTAL
TO THE IMAGINATIONCopy !req
77. TO USE AGAINST THE RUSSIANS
DURING THE COLD WAR,Copy !req
78. BUT WE NEVER GOT IT—Copy !req
79. THAT WAS SARCASM!Copy !req
80. I WAS BEING SARCASTIC,
YOU FUCKING IDIOT!Copy !req
81. OH, JEEZ,
I'M REALLY SORRY, SIR.Copy !req
82. IF YOU ALREADY BUILT
A DOORWAY TO THE IMAGINATION,Copy !req
83. THEN WHY DO YOU NEED US?Copy !req
84. ALL RIGHT, WE MIGHT AS WELL
SHOW IT TO THEM.Copy !req
85. GODDAMN IT, TOM.Copy !req
86. EVERY NIGHT
THE DREAM IS THE SAME.Copy !req
87. I'M ON MY WAY TO VISIT
MY FRIEND KYLE,Copy !req
88. BECAUSE WE HAD A BETCopy !req
89. THAT IF I COULD PROVE
LEPRECHAUNS WERE REAL,Copy !req
90. HE WOULD SUCK MY BALLS.Copy !req
91. AND IT TURNS OUT
I WAS RIGHT.Copy !req
92. TIME TO PAY UP,
KYLE.Copy !req
93. BUT THEN...Copy !req
94. NO!Copy !req
95. NO!Copy !req
96. IT'S BEEN TAKEN
FROM ME.Copy !req
97. I HAVE DRY BALLS.Copy !req
98. BALLS SO DRY
THEY EXPLODE LIKE DUST.Copy !req
99. AAHHH...Copy !req
100. AHH, AHH!Copy !req
101. YOU OKAY, KID?Copy !req
102. NO.Copy !req
103. I'VE GOT DRY BALLS,
AND I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME.Copy !req
104. EVER SINCE THE COLD WAR,Copy !req
105. THE U.S. GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN
WORKING ON A SECRET PROJECTCopy !req
106. TO BUILD A DOORWAY
INTO THE IMAGINATION.Copy !req
107. IT IS CALLED
"PROJECT IMAGINATION DOORWAY."Copy !req
108. THAT'S NOT
VERY IMAGINATIVE.Copy !req
109. ACCORDING TO ALL
THE TESTS AND THE DATA,Copy !req
110. THE DOORWAY SHOULD WORK.Copy !req
111. BUT IT NEVER HAS.Copy !req
112. BUT WE'RE CLOSE, SIR.Copy !req
113. WE'RE REAL CLOSE.Copy !req
114. THEY'VE BEEN SAYING THAT
FOR OVER 40 YEARS.Copy !req
115. YOU'RE THE ONES, RIGHT?Copy !req
116. THE KIDS THAT HAVE BEEN
INSIDE THE IMAGINATION?Copy !req
117. I GUESS.Copy !req
118. WHAT WAS THE SEQUENCE
THAT GOT YOU INSIDE?Copy !req
119. WE KNOW THERE'S SOME
KIND OF RESONANCE CODE,Copy !req
120. BUT WE CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT.Copy !req
121. LOOK, WE'RE SORRY,
YOU GUYS,Copy !req
122. BUT THE BALLOON
JUST WENT UP IN THE AIR,Copy !req
123. AND THE DUDE SANG A SONGCopy !req
124. AND WE WERE
SUDDENLY THERE.Copy !req
125. YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT A SONG BEFORE.Copy !req
126. WHAT SONG?Copy !req
127. THE IMAGINATION SONG.Copy !req
128. THAT COULD BE IT!Copy !req
129. THE FRACTAL CONVERTER
HAS NEVER WORKEDCopy !req
130. BECAUSE IT WAS WAITING
FOR A MULTI-TONAL CODE!Copy !req
131. QUICK, BOYS, HOW DOES
THE IMAGINATION SONG GO?Copy !req
132. SIR, I'M GETTING SOME ELECTRO
FEEDBACK FROM THE GATE.Copy !req
133. IT'S WEAK BUT IT...Copy !req
134. IT'S NANO-RESPONDING
TO SOMETHING.Copy !req
135. WAS THERE MORE TO
THE IMAGINATION SONG?Copy !req
136. HOW DOES THE REST
OF IT GO?Copy !req
137. NO, NO, DUDE,
IT WENT UP THERE.Copy !req
138. DUDE, WE DON'T REMEMBER.Copy !req
139. IT WAS REALLY LONG
AND STUPID.Copy !req
140. I'M JUST ABOUT THROUGH
PLAYING WITH YOU BOYS!Copy !req
141. WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.Copy !req
142. YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT
SONG IN ITS ENTIRETY!Copy !req
143. MAYOR!Copy !req
144. MAYOR, WHAT ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO DO?Copy !req
145. PLEASE, SIR!Copy !req
146. I HAVE TO GET HOME
TO MY WORLD!Copy !req
147. OH, WELL,
ALL YOU HAVE TO DOCopy !req
148. IS TAP YOUR HEELS TOGETHER
THREE TIMES.Copy !req
149. REALLY?Copy !req
150. NO, YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT,
THAT WAS A JOKE!Copy !req
151. AHGHG!Copy !req
152. AHGHGHGHG!Copy !req
153. MAYOR, WHAT ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO DO?Copy !req
154. SNARF, SNARF.Copy !req
155. GET TO CASTLE SUNSHINE.Copy !req
156. IT'S YOUR ONLY HOPE!Copy !req
157. CASTLE SUNSHINE?Copy !req
158. THROUGH
THE GUMDROP FOREST.Copy !req
159. OTHERS WILL BE
HIDING THERE.Copy !req
160. GO, RUN!Copy !req
161. LOOK OUT FOR
THE EVIL CHARACTERS!Copy !req
162. THEY'RE ASSEMBLING ON
THE YUM YUM MOUNTAIN.Copy !req
163. BLAH-BLEH.Copy !req
164. WE ARE FREE!Copy !req
165. NOW ALL OF
IMAGINATIONLAND IS OURS.Copy !req
166. NOT ALL, FOOLISH ORC.Copy !req
167. THERE ARE STILL
PARTS OF IMAGINATIONLANDCopy !req
168. WE DON'T CONTROL.Copy !req
169. TOMORROW, WE SHALL
BUILD OUR OWN CASTLECopy !req
170. RIGHT ON THIS SPOT.Copy !req
171. WHO PUT YOU IN CHARGE,
KRUGER?Copy !req
172. I AM THE MOST
EVIL CHARACTER HERE.Copy !req
173. NONSENSE!Copy !req
174. YOUR EVIL IS STALE.Copy !req
175. I AM THE MOST EVIL
IMAGINARY CHARACTER!Copy !req
176. HISS!Copy !req
177. NOW, COME ON, Y'ALL.Copy !req
178. WE SHOULDN'T BE
FIGHTING.Copy !req
179. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
ALL BE ON THE SAME SIDE.Copy !req
180. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT,
SQUIRRELY SQUIRREL.Copy !req
181. WHAT EVIL IMAGINARY
CHARACTERS ARE THEY?Copy !req
182. THEY WERE DREAMT UP BY
SOME FOURTH GRADE KIDCopy !req
183. AS PART OF HIS
CHRISTMAS STORY.Copy !req
184. NOW, COME ON, Y'ALL.Copy !req
185. WE CAN'T WASTE TIME
ARGUING.Copy !req
186. THERE COULD STILL BE
SURVIVORS OUT THERE.Copy !req
187. WE NEED TO HUNT THEM DOWN
AND KILL THEM.Copy !req
188. AND EAT THEIR FLESH.Copy !req
189. BUT FIRST
WE SHOULD RAPE THEM.Copy !req
190. HOW ABOUT WE KILL THEM,
AND THEN RAPE THEIR BODIESCopy !req
191. SO WE CAN USE THEIR BLOOD
AS LUBRICANT?Copy !req
192. SAY, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA,
BEARY BEAR!Copy !req
193. A BLOOD ORGY!Copy !req
194. MAN, I DO NOT WANT TO
MEET THE KIDCopy !req
195. THAT DREAMT THOSE THINGS UP.Copy !req
196. LOOK, I WANT SOME
GODDAMNED ANSWERS.Copy !req
197. YOU BROUGHT MY FRIEND HERE
TO WASHINGTON!Copy !req
198. WHERE IS HE?
WHAT IS GOING ON?Copy !req
199. I'M SORRY, SIR.Copy !req
200. THAT INFORMATION
IS CLASSIFIED.Copy !req
201. SOMETHING IS GOING ON,Copy !req
202. AND I HAVE A RIGHT
TO KNOW WHERE MY FRIEND IS!Copy !req
203. THERE'S SOMEBODY ASKING
A LOT OF QUESTIONSCopy !req
204. ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON.Copy !req
205. LET ME HANDLE THIS.Copy !req
206. I'M SORRY, BUT THERE
IS NO SUCH THING ASCopy !req
207. "PROJECT IMAGINATION DOORWAY."Copy !req
208. "IMAGINATION DOORWAY."Copy !req
209. IT WAS STARTED IN THE '60s AS
A SECRET GOVERNMENT PROJECT.Copy !req
210. RIGHT.Copy !req
211. WAIT, WAIT, MAYBE THAT WAS
WHERE HE WENT REALLY FLAT,Copy !req
212. LIKE THAT HALF STEP
KEY CHANGE.Copy !req
213. RIGHT,
THEN IT WAS...Copy !req
214. IT'S OPEN, IT'S OPEN!Copy !req
215. GETTING READINGS
FROM THE OTHER SIDE.Copy !req
216. THAT'S IT.Copy !req
217. WE'VE MADE AN OPENING
TO OUR IMAGINATION, SIR!Copy !req
218. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH!Copy !req
219. WE'VE STILL GOT A LOT
OF WORK TO DO, PEOPLE.Copy !req
220. IT'S TIME TO GO INCopy !req
221. AND GET OUR IMAGINATIONS
UNDER CONTROL.Copy !req
222. HOW MUCH FURTHER TO
CASTLE SUNSHINE?Copy !req
223. SNARF!Copy !req
224. I'M NOT SURE—
SNARF, SNARF!Copy !req
225. I'VE NEVER BEEN.Copy !req
226. WHAT WAS THAT?Copy !req
227. OVER HERE.Copy !req
228. OH, CHRIST,
IT'S STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE!Copy !req
229. PLEASE, LET ME GO!Copy !req
230. OGH!Copy !req
231. AGH!Copy !req
232. AGH!Copy !req
233. OH, MY GOD!
SNARF!Copy !req
234. NOW KILL HER!Copy !req
235. WHOA, WHOA,
HANG ON, Y'ALL.Copy !req
236. YOU CAN'T JUST
KILL HER.Copy !req
237. THAT'S NOT EVIL ENOUGH.Copy !req
238. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
239. WE CUT OUT HER
EYEBALL.Copy !req
240. YEAH, THAT'S
SUPER HARD-CORE.Copy !req
241. NOW, COME ON, Y'ALL.Copy !req
242. WE CAN DO BETTER
THAN THAT.Copy !req
243. HEY, I KNOW!Copy !req
244. LET'S ALL PEE IN HER
EMPTY EYE SOCKET!Copy !req
245. LET'S MAKE HER
EAT HER OWN EYEBALLCopy !req
246. AND THEN PEE IN HER
EMPTY EYE SOCKET.Copy !req
247. HOW ABOUT WE GET
SOMEONE WITH AIDSCopy !req
248. TO PEE IN HER EYE SOCKETCopy !req
249. SO SHE DIES
ALL SLOW LIKE?Copy !req
250. NOBODY HERE HAS AIDS!Copy !req
251. BUT WE'VE GOT TO HAVE AIDSCopy !req
252. BEFORE WE PEE IN
HER EYE SOCKET.Copy !req
253. NOW, DON'T BE DOWN Y'ALL.Copy !req
254. I'LL BET WE CAN FIND SOME AIDS
OUT IN THE FOREST!Copy !req
255. GO, RUN, RUN, RUN!Copy !req
256. ALL RIGHT, MEN, WE DON'T
KNOW WHAT YOU'LL EXPERIENCECopy !req
257. ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THIS DOORWAY,Copy !req
258. BUT IT WILL
MOST LIKELY BE REALLY WEIRD.Copy !req
259. IF YOU REACH OUR IMAGINATION,
YOU ARE TO TAKECopy !req
260. EVERY STEP NECESSARY
TO GET IT UNDER CONTROL.Copy !req
261. ARE YOU READY?Copy !req
262. ARE YOU READY, KURT RUSSELL?Copy !req
263. I... I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY I'M HERE.Copy !req
264. I'M JUST AN ACTOR.Copy !req
265. YES, BUT YOU WERE IN
THAT ONE MOVIECopy !req
266. THAT WAS KINDA LIKE THIS.Copy !req
267. THAT GIVES YOU MORE
EXPERIENCE THAN ANYBODY.Copy !req
268. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO!Copy !req
269. MEN, FORWARD...Copy !req
270. SIR, WE HAVE
A SECURITY BREACH!Copy !req
271. WHAT?Copy !req
272. THERE'S AN
UNAUTHORIZED ENTRY ALERT.Copy !req
273. IT'S COMING FROM
SECTOR TWO.Copy !req
274. SECTOR TWO?Copy !req
275. BAGHHH!Copy !req
276. CARTMAN?Copy !req
277. HELLO, KYLE.Copy !req
278. THOUGHT YOU COULD GET OUT OF
YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES, HUH?Copy !req
279. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?Copy !req
280. THAT KID YOU HAVE
MADE A BET WITHCopy !req
281. THAT IF I COULD
PROVE I SAW A LEPRECHAUN,Copy !req
282. HE WOULD SUCK MY BALLS.Copy !req
283. GET HIM OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
284. NO, HOLD ON A SECOND!Copy !req
285. I HAVE A
CONTRACT VALIDATED BYCopy !req
286. THE UNITED STATES
COURT SYSTEM!Copy !req
287. LET ME SEE THAT.Copy !req
288. WHY WOULD YOU AGREE TO
SUCK SOMEONE'S BALLS?Copy !req
289. I DIDN'T THINK
THERE WAS GONNA BECopy !req
290. A GODDAMNED LEPRECHAUN!Copy !req
291. ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO CAN GO
USE THE CONFERENCE ROOM.Copy !req
292. GO ON, WE HAVE
WORK TO DO HERE.Copy !req
293. WHAT?Copy !req
294. WELL, WAIT, I WANNA SEE
WHAT HAPPENS HERE!Copy !req
295. YOU SIGNED
AN AGREEMENT, KID.Copy !req
296. WE DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THIS.Copy !req
297. GO ON AND DO IT.Copy !req
298. STAN?Copy !req
299. DUDE, YOU DID
MAKE A DEAL.Copy !req
300. THE CONFERENCE ROOM
IS WHICH WAY?Copy !req
301. WELL, WELL, WELL,
HERE WE ARE, KYLE.Copy !req
302. YOU TRIED TO BAIL
ON OUR AGREEMENTCopy !req
303. BUT I FOUND YOU.Copy !req
304. I DIDN'T BAIL.Copy !req
305. I GOT PICKED UP
BY THE GOVERNMENT.Copy !req
306. WELL, WE'RE HERE NOW.Copy !req
307. THAT'S ALL THAT
MATTERS.Copy !req
308. CARE FOR SOME NUTS?Copy !req
309. OH, THAT'S RIGHT, I GUESS
YOU'LL BE CHOCK-FULL OF NUTSCopy !req
310. IN JUST A FEW MINUTES.Copy !req
311. CARTMAN, DO YOU EVEN
KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
312. WE WENT TO IMAGINATIONLAND,
TERRORISTS ATTACKED IT,Copy !req
313. AND NOW
THE GOVERNMENT IS ABOUT TO—Copy !req
314. OH, JEEZ,
I'M SORRY, KYLE.Copy !req
315. IT'S JUST I'M SO COMPLETELY
BORED BY THIS STORY.Copy !req
316. SEE, I'M REALLY ONLY
INTERESTED IN THE PARTCopy !req
317. WHERE THE LEPRECHAUN
WAS REALCopy !req
318. AND SO YOU
HAVE TO SUCK MY BALLS.Copy !req
319. OKAY, FINE—
YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
320. LET'S JUST GET IT OVER WITH.Copy !req
321. OH, NO, NO, NO,
NOT SO FAST, KYLE.Copy !req
322. I'VE WAITED A LONG TIME
FOR THIS,Copy !req
323. AND I INTEND TO SAVOR
EACH AND EVERY SECOND.Copy !req
324. NO, I'M SERIOUS.Copy !req
325. I WANNA SEE WHAT'S
HAPPENING DOWNSTAIRS,Copy !req
326. SO LET'S JUST DO IT.Copy !req
327. NOT JUST YET, KYLE.Copy !req
328. THERE'S STILL
A FEW THINGS I NEED TO DO.Copy !req
329. BY THE WAY, I SHOULD TELL YOUCopy !req
330. THAT I HAVEN'T
HAD A CHANCE TO SHOWERCopy !req
331. WHILE MAKING MY WAY
UP HERE.Copy !req
332. MY BALLS ARE...
EXTRA VINEGARY.Copy !req
333. JUST GET TO IT ALREADY!Copy !req
334. ENTERING THE PORTAL
IN FIVE SECONDS!Copy !req
335. KURT RUSSELL,
CAN I GET A COM CHECK?Copy !req
336. CHECK ONE, TWO.Copy !req
337. GOOD LUCK, MEN!Copy !req
338. AND GODSPEED!Copy !req
339. WHAT DO WE HAVE?Copy !req
340. KURT RUSSELL,
CAN YOU HEAR ME?Copy !req
341. We're here!Copy !req
342. We're somewhere.Copy !req
343. THEY ARE INSIDE
THE IMAGINATION, SIR.Copy !req
344. WHAT DO YOU SEE
IN THERE?Copy !req
345. There's lots of big mushrooms
and colorful grass,Copy !req
346. some castles
in the distance.Copy !req
347. Wait... something's
coming for us!Copy !req
348. It's coming
out of the bushes!Copy !req
349. It— it's a...Copy !req
350. Oh.Copy !req
351. Oh, it's just
a cute little squirrel.Copy !req
352. Hey, it talks!Copy !req
353. Ha-ha, the little
squirrel talks.Copy !req
354. AW, AN IMAGINARY
TALKING SQUIRREL.Copy !req
355. ASK THE SQUIRREL
WHAT IT KNOWS ABOUTCopy !req
356. THE TERRORIST ATTACK.Copy !req
357. Wait a minute.Copy !req
358. The squirrel has friends.Copy !req
359. Oh why it's a whole bunch
of woodland critters.Copy !req
360. WAIT, WOODLAND CRITTERS.Copy !req
361. There's a talking bear
and a beaver.Copy !req
362. They seem to be
Christmas critters.Copy !req
363. Oh, hello!Copy !req
364. Yes, hi!Copy !req
365. GET THEM
OUT OF THERE!
WHAT?Copy !req
366. TELL THEM TO
GET AWAY NOW!Copy !req
367. WHAT'S THE MATTER?Copy !req
368. Oh, the cute little bear,Copy !req
369. his eyes are starting
to glow red now.Copy !req
370. Hello there, little animals.Copy !req
371. Do happen to know
how— AhgHgh!Copy !req
372. AhgHgHgHgHghh!Copy !req
373. KURT RUSSELL,
WHAT'S GOING ON!Copy !req
374. They're raping me!
They're raping me!Copy !req
375. GET OUT OF THERE,
KURT RUSSELL!Copy !req
376. They're raping
all of us!Copy !req
377. Agh, oh, it hurts!Copy !req
378. They're raping us
and it hurts!Copy !req
379. Ahh!Copy !req
380. I WAS THINKING ABOUT USINGCopy !req
381. A HIGH-SPEED SHUTTER
WITH A LOW DEPTH OF FIELD.Copy !req
382. WHAT DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
383. GODDAMN IT, CARTMAN,
WILL YOU STOP WASTING TIME.Copy !req
384. I WANT TO GET THIS
OVER WITH!Copy !req
385. NO, YOU'RE RIGHT, KYLE.Copy !req
386. A HIGHER DEPTH OF FIELD
WILL MAKE SURECopy !req
387. EVERYTHING
STAYS IN FOCUS.Copy !req
388. THERE WE GO.Copy !req
389. NOW, KYLE, WHEN YOU'RE
SUCKING MY BALLS,Copy !req
390. ARE YOU GONNA THINK ABOUTCopy !req
391. HOW RIGHT I WAS
ABOUT THE LEPRECHAUN,Copy !req
392. OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA
TRY AND FOCUS ONCopy !req
393. HOW ROUGH AND SALTY MY
BALLS FEEL IN YOUR MOUTH?Copy !req
394. LET'S JUST DO IT!Copy !req
395. IN TIME, KYLE.Copy !req
396. YOU CERTAINLY ARE EAGER
FOR BALLS, AREN'T YOU?Copy !req
397. ARE YOU BALL FAMISHED?
BALL STARVING?Copy !req
398. YOU SEE, KYLE,
I WONDER IF AT THIS MOMENTCopy !req
399. YOU'RE ACTUALLY—Copy !req
400. EVERYONE TO
THE MAIN HALL NOW!Copy !req
401. GO!Copy !req
402. UH, NO, NO, WE'RE NOT
DONE IN HERE YET.Copy !req
403. EVERYONE TO
THE MAIN HALL NOW!Copy !req
404. NO!Copy !req
405. GODDAMN IT, NO!Copy !req
406. OH, BOY— SNARF, SNARF.Copy !req
407. MY FEET ARE REALLY
GETTING TIRED— SNARF.Copy !req
408. UH, SNARF,
COULD YOU MAYBE LIKECopy !req
409. SHUT UP FOR FIVE MINUTES?Copy !req
410. WAIT, THERE IT IS,
WE MADE IT!Copy !req
411. CASTLE SUNSHINE!Copy !req
412. YEAH!
ALL RIGHT!
SNARF!Copy !req
413. HURRY, GET INSIDE!Copy !req
414. THE EVIL IMAGINARY CHARACTERS
ARE APPROACHING!Copy !req
415. LOCK DOWN THE GATES!Copy !req
416. PREPARE TO FIRE
THE CANNONS!Copy !req
417. WAIT, WAIT!Copy !req
418. WHAT IMAGINARY CHARACTER
ARE YOU?Copy !req
419. THE LOLLIPOP KING
FROM THE LOLLIPOP FOREST.Copy !req
420. AND I'M SNARF.Copy !req
421. SNARF, SNARF,
SNARF, SNARF.Copy !req
422. AND WHAT IMAGINARY
CHARACTER ARE YOU?Copy !req
423. OH, UH,
I'M NOT IMAGINARY.Copy !req
424. I'M BUTTERS.Copy !req
425. WHAT'S A BUTTERS?Copy !req
426. THE MAYOR BROUGHT HIM
AND SOME OTHER KIDSCopy !req
427. INTO IMAGINATIONLANDCopy !req
428. JUST BEFORE
THE TERRORISTS ATTACK.Copy !req
429. SO YOU CAME FROM
THE REAL WORLDCopy !req
430. AT PRECISELY THE SAME
TIME AS THE TERRORISTS?Copy !req
431. THAT SEEMS LIKE QUITE
A COINCIDENCE.Copy !req
432. I— WELL, I WAS JUST PLAYING
WITH MY FRIENDS,Copy !req
433. AND THEN WE CAUGHT
A LEPRECHAUN, AND THEN—Copy !req
434. YOU CAUGHT
THE LEPRECHAUN?Copy !req
435. TAKE HIM!Copy !req
436. PERSEUS, HE'S NOT
AGAINST US— SNARF, SNARF.Copy !req
437. TALK TO ME—
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
438. SOMETHING IS COMING THROUGH
THE GATE FROM THE OTHER SIDE.Copy !req
439. RAHGHG!Copy !req
440. WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
441. IT'S LIKE A HALF MAN
HALF BEAR!Copy !req
442. AND HALF PIG!Copy !req
443. ARAHGH!Copy !req
444. AGH!Copy !req
445. NO, NO, WAIT!Copy !req
446. IT'S LIKE A HALF BEAR,
HALF MAN-PIG!Copy !req
447. ARGAH!Copy !req
448. LOOK OUT!Copy !req
449. NO, I THINK IT'S MORE LIKE
A HALF MAN AND HALF PIG-BEAR.Copy !req
450. REVERSE THE DOORWAY,
SEND IT BACK THROUGH!Copy !req
451. AAH!Copy !req
452. KYLE!Copy !req
453. UGHHH!Copy !req
454. WAAGH!Copy !req
455. AHH!Copy !req
456. PLEASE, I DIDN'T HELP
THE TERRORISTSCopy !req
457. GET INTO IMAGINATIONLAND.Copy !req
458. HONEST!Copy !req
459. THAT IS FOR THE COUNCIL
OF NINE TO DECIDE.Copy !req
460. DON'T WORRY, KID.Copy !req
461. THE COUNCIL
OF NINE CONSISTS OF SOME OFCopy !req
462. THE MOST HIGHLY REGARDED
IMAGINARY CHARACTERSCopy !req
463. IN ALL IMAGINATIONLAND.Copy !req
464. FELLOW COUNCIL,
THESE ARE INDEED DARK TIMES.Copy !req
465. THE EVIL FORCES AMASS AT
OUR GATES AS WE SPEAK.Copy !req
466. ZEUS BELIEVES
WE SHOULD EVACUATE.Copy !req
467. YES, THEIR POWER
OUTMATCHES OURS.Copy !req
468. IF THEY ARE GIVING US A CHANCE
TO LEAVE WE MUST TAKE IT.Copy !req
469. AND WHAT SAY YOU, MORPHEUS?Copy !req
470. HOW ARE WE TO KNOW
THAT THEY WILL LET US GO?Copy !req
471. THEIR OFFER COULD BE
A TRAP.Copy !req
472. PERHAPS WE MUST
FLEE TO THE TEMPLE OF ALDERAN.Copy !req
473. SURELY THEY WOULDN'T
CHASE US THERE.Copy !req
474. NO, WE CAN'T.Copy !req
475. COME ON, YOU GUYS,
THIS IS OUR HOME.Copy !req
476. WE HAVE TO FIGHT TO KEEP IT
THE WAY IT IS MEANT TO BE.Copy !req
477. I'M WITH JESUS.Copy !req
478. THE EVIL CHARACTERS AREN'T
GOING TO JUST LET US GO.Copy !req
479. GETS 'SKIM TA TRUFFLEUP?Copy !req
480. THAT MAY BE, POPEYE,
BUT WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.Copy !req
481. AHEM...Copy !req
482. FORGIVE MY
INTRUSION, COUNCIL OF NINE.Copy !req
483. BUT THIS BOY HAS INFILTRATED
FROM THE REAL WORLD.Copy !req
484. BRING HIM HERE!Copy !req
485. CLEAR!Copy !req
486. I'M SORRY, HE'S GONE.Copy !req
487. NO, KYLE CAN'T DIE.Copy !req
488. I'M SORRY, YOUNG MAN.Copy !req
489. KYLE?Copy !req
490. WELL, AT LEAST
NOW HE DOESN'T HAVE TOCopy !req
491. SUCK ANYONE'S BALLS.Copy !req
492. NO!Copy !req
493. NO, HE HAS
A STRONG HEART!Copy !req
494. HE WANTS TO LIVE!Copy !req
495. COME ON, KYLE,
COME ON, BUDDY!Copy !req
496. HE'S GONE, LITTLE BOY.Copy !req
497. ZAP HIM AGAIN!Copy !req
498. DO IT!
CHARGING.Copy !req
499. DO IT!Copy !req
500. COME ON, BUDDY,
COME ON, BUDDY!
CLEAR!Copy !req
501. GET OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
502. GODDAMN IT, KYLE,Copy !req
503. YOU'VE NEVER WALKED AWAY
FROM ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE!Copy !req
504. NOW FIGHT, FIGHT!Copy !req
505. FIGHT RIGHT NOW!Copy !req
506. FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!Copy !req
507. GET HIM SOME AIR!Copy !req
508. EASY, BREATHE EASY.Copy !req
509. I BELIEVE THIS CHILD WAS
BROUGHT INTO IMAGINATIONLANDCopy !req
510. FOR A REASON.Copy !req
511. PERHAPS THE MAYOR KNEW
SOMETHING WE DON'T.Copy !req
512. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, ASLAN?Copy !req
513. THAT IF WE ARE TO TAKE BACK
CONTROL WE MIGHT—Copy !req
514. YES, IF WE ARE TO
TAKE BACK CONTROLCopy !req
515. FROM THE EVIL FORCES,Copy !req
516. THIS LITTLE BOY
MIGHT BE THE KEY.Copy !req
517. AWW, I'M THE KEY?Copy !req
518. COULD I NOT BE THE KEY,
MORPHEUS?Copy !req
519. I DON'T WANNA BE THE KEY.Copy !req
520. IF YOU EVER WANNA SEE
YOUR HOME AGAIN, LITTLE BOY,Copy !req
521. YOU'LL HAVE TO RISE
TO THIS CHALLENGE.Copy !req
522. BUT I'M SUPPOSED
TO BE AT SCHOOL RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
523. INSTEAD I'VE GOT SNARF,
I'VE GOT POPEYECopy !req
524. AND LUKE SKYWALKER
ALL PISSED OFF...Copy !req
525. IT IS A DARK TIME
FOR ALL OF US, YOUNG BOY.Copy !req
526. BUT KNOW THAT IF YOU
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF,Copy !req
527. EVERYTHING WILL
TURN OUT ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
528. SIR, ARE YOU SURE
ABOUT THIS?Copy !req
529. WE HAVE NO CHOICE.Copy !req
530. TERRORISTS HAVE ATTACKED US
WHERE WE ARE MOST VULNERABLE.Copy !req
531. THERE'S NO OTHER OPTION.Copy !req
532. WE HAVE TO
NUKE OUR IMAGINATION.Copy !req
533. WAKE UP, KYLE.Copy !req
534. Captioning made possible by
COMEDY CENTRALCopy !req
535. Captioned by
Soundwriters™Copy !req