1. I'm going down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time,Copy !req
2. Friendly faces everywhere,
humble folks without temptation,Copy !req
3. I'm goin out to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind,Copy !req
4. Ample parking day or night,
people spouting howdy neighbor,Copy !req
5. I'm heading out to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind,Copy !req
6. I like girls with big vagina,
I like girls with big fat titties,Copy !req
7. So come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine,Copy !req
8. Previously on
Battlestar Galactica:Copy !req
9. - What is this place?
- This... is Imaginationland.Copy !req
10. Allah!Copy !req
11. We have
to get out of here!Copy !req
12. - Hold on, fellas!
- Butters!Copy !req
13. Terrorists
have just attacked...Copy !req
14. our imagination.Copy !req
15. If the terrorists blow that barrier,
all the most evil things ever imaginedCopy !req
16. - are gonna pour out.
- Allah!Copy !req
17. Butters!
Time for breakfeast.Copy !req
18. But...Copy !req
19. Oh, jeez,
it was just a dream.Copy !req
20. C'mon, Butters, Mom's cooked
waffles and nanas for you.Copy !req
21. Oh, Mom, Dad!Copy !req
22. I dreamed I was in Imaginationland
and then terrorists attacked it...Copy !req
23. You are in Imaginationland!
This is a dream.Copy !req
24. Hey, wake up, stupid!Copy !req
25. C'mon, wake up, kid!Copy !req
26. No, wait!
Well, I was back home in bed!Copy !req
27. No, you passed out
and peed your pants!Copy !req
28. Look! The evil of
Imaginationland is coming out!Copy !req
29. - Oh, hamburguers!
- Allah!Copy !req
30. Everyone fall back
to the Gumdrop Forest!Copy !req
31. Come with me, little boy.
I'm going to get you home!Copy !req
32. It's Alien!Copy !req
33. Predator!Copy !req
34. Look, we already told you
everything we know!Copy !req
35. Some guy just showed up in a big balloon
and took us into Imaginationland.Copy !req
36. What we want to know
is how!Copy !req
37. We need to find a way
into Imaginationland.Copy !req
38. You've been there.
How did you do it?Copy !req
39. We just...
went on a balloon ride.Copy !req
40. There must have been
some kind of portal or doorway.Copy !req
41. Dude, we don't remember.Copy !req
42. Do you realize what's going on here?
Terrorists have attacked our imaginationCopy !req
43. and now our imaginations
are running wildCopy !req
44. You better start remembering!Copy !req
45. It was the Chinese,
wasn't it?Copy !req
46. What?Copy !req
47. We've suspected that
the Chinese governmentCopy !req
48. was working on a doorway
to the imagination.Copy !req
49. - Is that where you were?
- No!Copy !req
50. That's it, isn't it?Copy !req
51. Where do the Chinese keep this portal?
How does it work?Copy !req
52. - Is it better than ours?
- Your what?Copy !req
53. Our portal to the imagination
build as a secret projectCopy !req
54. back in 1962
to fight the Soviets...Copy !req
55. Tom!Copy !req
56. That's super secret!Copy !req
57. Oh, I'm sorry, sir.Copy !req
58. Wait. The US government has
a portal to the imagination?Copy !req
59. Oh, see?
Good job, Tom!Copy !req
60. Why don't you just tell them
everything about Project X?Copy !req
61. Yes, sir!Copy !req
62. We build a portal
to the imaginationCopy !req
63. to use against the Russians
during the Cold WarCopy !req
64. - but we never...
- That was sarcasm!Copy !req
65. I was being sarcastic,
you fucking idiot!Copy !req
66. Oh, jeez,
I'm really sorry, sirCopy !req
67. If you already built a doorway to the
imagination, then why do you need us?Copy !req
68. Alright, we might as well
show it to 'em.Copy !req
69. Goddamn it, Tom.Copy !req
70. Every night
the dream is the same...Copy !req
71. I'm on my way
to visit my friend Kyle...Copy !req
72. because we had a bet that if I could
prove leprechauns were real,Copy !req
73. he would suck my balls.Copy !req
74. And it turns out, I was right.Copy !req
75. Time to pay up, Kyle.Copy !req
76. But then...Copy !req
77. No!Copy !req
78. No!Copy !req
79. It's been taken from me.
I have dry balls.Copy !req
80. Balls so dry,
they explode like dust.Copy !req
81. You okay, kid?Copy !req
82. No.Copy !req
83. I've got dry balls.Copy !req
84. And I'm running
out of time.Copy !req
85. Ever since the Cold War,
the US governmentCopy !req
86. has been working
on a secret projectCopy !req
87. to build a doorway
into the imagination.Copy !req
88. It is called...Copy !req
89. Project Imagination Doorway.Copy !req
90. That's not very imaginative.Copy !req
91. According to all the test and the data,
the doorway should workCopy !req
92. but... it never has.Copy !req
93. But we're close, sir.
We're real close.Copy !req
94. They've been saying that
for over 40 years.Copy !req
95. You're the ones, right?Copy !req
96. The kids that have been
inside the imagination.Copy !req
97. I—I guess.Copy !req
98. What was the sequence
that got you inside?Copy !req
99. We know there's some kind
of resonance code,Copy !req
100. but we can't figure it out.Copy !req
101. Look, we're sorry, you guys,
but the balloon just went up in the airCopy !req
102. and the dude sang a song
and we were suddenly there.Copy !req
103. Song? You didn't say anything
about a song before.Copy !req
104. What song?Copy !req
105. The imagination song?Copy !req
106. That could be it.Copy !req
107. The fractal convertor
has never workedCopy !req
108. because it was waiting
for a multitonal code.Copy !req
109. Quick, boys! How does
the imagination song go?Copy !req
110. Imagination...Copy !req
111. Imagination...Copy !req
112. Sir, I'm getting some electro
feedback from the gate.Copy !req
113. It's weak, but it's
nano-responding to something.Copy !req
114. Was there more to the imagination song?
How does the rest of it go?Copy !req
115. Imagination.Copy !req
116. Imagina—Copy !req
117. No, no, dude,
it went up there...Copy !req
118. - Imaginaa-a..
- Imagina-a..Copy !req
119. Dude, we don't remember!
It was really long and stupid.Copy !req
120. I'm just about through
playing with you, boys.Copy !req
121. We're running out of time!Copy !req
122. You have to remember
that song in its entirety!Copy !req
123. Mayor, mayor,
what are we supossed to do?Copy !req
124. Please, sir, I have to get home
to my world!Copy !req
125. Oh, well!Copy !req
126. All you have to do is tap your heels
together three times.Copy !req
127. Really?Copy !req
128. No, you fucking dipshit!
That was a joke.Copy !req
129. Mayor, what are we supossed to do,
snarf, snarf?Copy !req
130. Get to Castle Sunshine.
It's your only hope!Copy !req
131. - Castle Sunshine?
- Through the Gumdrop Forest.Copy !req
132. Others will be hiding there.
Go, run!Copy !req
133. Look out
for the evil characters!Copy !req
134. They're assembling
on the Yum-Yum Mountain!Copy !req
135. We are free!Copy !req
136. Now all of Imaginationland
is ours!Copy !req
137. Not all, foolish orc.Copy !req
138. There are still parts of Imaginationland
we don't control.Copy !req
139. Tomorrow, we shall build
our own castle,Copy !req
140. right on this spot.Copy !req
141. Who put you
in charge, Krueger?Copy !req
142. I am the most
evil character here.Copy !req
143. Nonsense!
Your evil is stale.Copy !req
144. I am the most evil
imaginary character!Copy !req
145. Now c'mon, y'all.
We shouldn't be fighting.Copy !req
146. We supossed to all be
on the same side.Copy !req
147. Yeah, you're right,
Squirrely Squirrel.Copy !req
148. Yeah!Copy !req
149. What evil imaginary
characters are they?Copy !req
150. They were dreamed up
by some fourth grade kidCopy !req
151. as part of his Christmas story.Copy !req
152. Now c'mon, y'all.
We can't waste time arguing.Copy !req
153. There could still be survivors
out there.Copy !req
154. We need to hunt them down
and kill them.Copy !req
155. - And eat their flesh!
- First, we should rape them!Copy !req
156. How about we kill them
and then rape their bodiesCopy !req
157. so we can use their blood
as lubricant?Copy !req
158. Say, that's a great idea,
Beary Bear.Copy !req
159. Man, I do not want to meet the kid
that dreamed those things up.Copy !req
160. Look, I want
some goddamn answers!Copy !req
161. You brought my friend
here to Washington!Copy !req
162. Where is he?
What is going on?Copy !req
163. I'm sorry, sir,
that information is clasified.Copy !req
164. Something is going on and I have
a right to now where my friend is.Copy !req
165. There's somebody asking
a lot of questionsCopy !req
166. about what's going on.Copy !req
167. Let me handle this.Copy !req
168. I'm sorry, but there is no such thing
as Project Imagination Doorway.Copy !req
169. Imagination Doorway...Copy !req
170. It was started in the 60's
as a secret government project.Copy !req
171. Right.Copy !req
172. Imagina-a-tion.Copy !req
173. Imagi...Copy !req
174. Wait, maybe that's
where he went really flat.Copy !req
175. Like that half-step key change...
Imagina-eetion.Copy !req
176. Right, then it was..
Imagination.Copy !req
177. Imagination,
Imagina-a-tion!Copy !req
178. It's open, it's open!Copy !req
179. Getting readings from the other side...
That... that's it!Copy !req
180. We've made an opening
to our imagination, sir!Copy !req
181. Alright, that's enough!Copy !req
182. We still got a lot of work
to do, people!Copy !req
183. It's time to go in and get
our imaginations under control.Copy !req
184. How much further
to Castle Sunshine?Copy !req
185. Snarf, I'm not sure, snarf, snarf.
I've never been.Copy !req
186. - What was that?
- Over here.Copy !req
187. Oh, Christ!
It's Strawberry Shortcake.Copy !req
188. Please, let me go!Copy !req
189. Oh, my God! Snarf.Copy !req
190. Now kill her.Copy !req
191. Whoa, whoa,
hang on, y'all!Copy !req
192. We can't just kill her,
that's not evil enough!Copy !req
193. What do you mean?
We cut out her eyeball.Copy !req
194. Yeah, that's super hardcore.Copy !req
195. Now c'mon, y'all
We can do better than that!Copy !req
196. Hey, I know! Let's all pee
in her empty eye socket!Copy !req
197. Let's make her eat her own eyeball
and then pee in her empty eye socket.Copy !req
198. How about we get someone with AIDS
to pee in her eye socketCopy !req
199. so she dies all slowly?Copy !req
200. Yeah!Copy !req
201. Nobody hear has AIDS!Copy !req
202. But we've got to have AIDS
before we pee in her eye socket!Copy !req
203. Now, don't be down, y'all.Copy !req
204. I bet we can find some AIDS
down the forest.Copy !req
205. Run, run, run!Copy !req
206. Alright, men.Copy !req
207. We don't know what you'll experience
on the other side of this doorway,Copy !req
208. but it will most likely
be really weird.Copy !req
209. If you reach our imagination,Copy !req
210. you are to take every step necessary
to get it under control.Copy !req
211. - Are you ready?
- Yes, sir!Copy !req
212. Are you ready, Kurt Russel?Copy !req
213. I... I don't understand why I'm here,
I... I'm just an actor.Copy !req
214. Yes, but you were in that one movie
that was kinda like this.Copy !req
215. That gives you more experience
than anybody.Copy !req
216. Alright, here we go.
Men... forward!Copy !req
217. - Sir, we have a security breach!
- What?Copy !req
218. There's an unauthorized entry alert.
It's coming from sector two!Copy !req
219. Sector two?Copy !req
220. Cartman?Copy !req
221. Hello, Kyle! Thought you could get out
of your responsibilities, huh?Copy !req
222. - Who the hell are you?
- That kid you have made a bet...Copy !req
223. that if I could prove
I saw a leprechaun,Copy !req
224. he would suck my balls!Copy !req
225. Get him outta here!Copy !req
226. Hold on a second!
I have a contract!Copy !req
227. Validated by
the United States Court System!Copy !req
228. Let me see that!Copy !req
229. Why would you agree
to suck someone's balls?Copy !req
230. I didn't think there was gonna be
a goddamn leprechaun!Copy !req
231. Alright, you two can go use
the conference room.Copy !req
232. - Go on, we have work to do here.
- What?Copy !req
233. - Wait! I wanna see what happens here!
- You signed an agreement, kid.Copy !req
234. We don't have time for this,
go on and do it.Copy !req
235. Stan?Copy !req
236. Dude, you did make a deal.Copy !req
237. The conference room
is which way?Copy !req
238. Well, well, well,
here we are, Kyle.Copy !req
239. You tried to bail on our agreement,
but I found you.Copy !req
240. I didn't bail.
I got picked up by the government.Copy !req
241. Well, we're here now.
That's all that matters.Copy !req
242. Care for some nuts?Copy !req
243. Oh, that's right.Copy !req
244. I guess you'll be chock full of nuts
in just a few minutes.Copy !req
245. Cartman, do you even know
what's going on?Copy !req
246. We went to Imaginationland!
Terrorists attacked it!Copy !req
247. And now the government
is about to...Copy !req
248. Oh, jeez, I'm sorry, Kyle...Copy !req
249. It's just I'm so completely bored
by this story.Copy !req
250. See, I'm really
only interestedCopy !req
251. in the part
where the leprechaun was realCopy !req
252. and so you have
to suck my balls.Copy !req
253. Okay, fine! You know what?
Let's just get it over with.Copy !req
254. Oh, no, no, no, no,
not so fast, Kyle.Copy !req
255. I've waited
a long time for this.Copy !req
256. And I intend to savor each
and every second.Copy !req
257. No, I'm serious!Copy !req
258. I wanna see
what's happening downstairs,Copy !req
259. so let's just do it!Copy !req
260. Not just yet, Kyle.Copy !req
261. There's still a few things
I need to do.Copy !req
262. By the way, I should tell you that
I haven't had a chance to showerCopy !req
263. while making my way up here.Copy !req
264. My balls are...
extra vinegary.Copy !req
265. Just get to it, already!Copy !req
266. Entering the portal
in 5 seconds.Copy !req
267. Kurt Russell,
can I get a com-check?Copy !req
268. Check, 1, 2.Copy !req
269. Good luck, men!
Godspeed!Copy !req
270. What do we have?Copy !req
271. Kurt Russell,
can you hear me?Copy !req
272. We're here,
we're somewhere.Copy !req
273. They are
inside the imagination, sir.Copy !req
274. What do you see in there?Copy !req
275. There's lots... big mushrooms,
colourful grass.Copy !req
276. Some castles
in the distance.Copy !req
277. Wait...Copy !req
278. Something's coming for us.Copy !req
279. It's coming out of the bushes!
It's a...Copy !req
280. Oh!Copy !req
281. Ah, it's just
a cute little squirrel.Copy !req
282. Hey, it talks!Copy !req
283. - The little squirrel talks.
- Aww!Copy !req
284. An imaginary talking squirrel.Copy !req
285. Ask the squirrel what it knows
about the terrorist attack.Copy !req
286. Wait a minute...
The squirrel has friends.Copy !req
287. Oh, well... well it's a whole bunch
of woodland critters.Copy !req
288. Wait... woodland critters.Copy !req
289. There's a talking bear,
and a beaver, and...Copy !req
290. They seem
to be Christmas critters.Copy !req
291. Oh, hello! Let's hi!Copy !req
292. - Get them outta there!
- What?Copy !req
293. Tell them
to get away, now!Copy !req
294. What's the matter?Copy !req
295. Oh, the... cute little bear's eyes
are starting to glow red now.Copy !req
296. Hello there, little animals.Copy !req
297. Do you happen
to know how to—Copy !req
298. Kurt Russell,
what's going on?Copy !req
299. They're raping me!
They're raping me!Copy !req
300. Get outta there, Kurt Russell!Copy !req
301. They're raping all of us!Copy !req
302. Oh, it hurts!Copy !req
303. They're raping us
and it hurts!Copy !req
304. I was thinking about
using a high-speed shutterCopy !req
305. with a low-depth of field.
What do you think?Copy !req
306. Goddamn it, Cartman!
Will you stop wasting time?Copy !req
307. I wanna get this
over with!Copy !req
308. No, you're right, Kyle.Copy !req
309. A higher depth of field will make sure
everything stays in focus.Copy !req
310. There we go.Copy !req
311. Now, Kyle,
when you're sucking my balls,Copy !req
312. are you gonna think about
how right I was about the leprechaunCopy !req
313. or are you just gonna try and focus
on how rough and saltyCopy !req
314. my balls feel
in your mouth?Copy !req
315. Let's just do it!Copy !req
316. In time, Kyle.Copy !req
317. You certainly are eager
for balls, aren't you?Copy !req
318. Are you ball-famished?
Ball-starving?Copy !req
319. You see, Kyle,
I wonder if at this moment,Copy !req
320. you're actually...Copy !req
321. Everyone to the main hall,
now, go!Copy !req
322. Ah, no, no,
we're not done in here yet.Copy !req
323. Everyone
to the main hall, now!Copy !req
324. No!
Goddamn it, no!Copy !req
325. Oh, boy! Snarf, snarf.Copy !req
326. My feet are really
getting tired, snarf.Copy !req
327. Snarf, could you maybe
like shut up for five minutes?Copy !req
328. Wait! There it is!Copy !req
329. We made it!
Castle Sunshine!Copy !req
330. Yeah, right!Copy !req
331. Hurry, get inside!Copy !req
332. The evil imaginary characters
are approaching!Copy !req
333. Lock down the gates!
Prepare to fire the cannons!Copy !req
334. Wait! Wait!Copy !req
335. - What imaginary character are you?
- The Lollipop King?Copy !req
336. From the Lollipop Forest?Copy !req
337. And I'm Snarf.Copy !req
338. Snarf, snarf, snarf, snarf.Copy !req
339. And what imaginary character
are you?Copy !req
340. Oh, uh, I'm not imaginary.Copy !req
341. - I'm Butters
- What's a "Butters"?Copy !req
342. The Mayor brought him and some
other kids into Imaginationland,Copy !req
343. just before
the terrorists attacked.Copy !req
344. So you came from
the real worldCopy !req
345. at precisely the same time
as the terrorists.Copy !req
346. That seems like
quite a coincidence.Copy !req
347. Well, I was just playing with my friends
and then we—we caught a leprechaunCopy !req
348. - and then this guy...
- You caught the leprechaun?Copy !req
349. Take him!Copy !req
350. Perseus, he's not against us!
Snarf, snarf.Copy !req
351. Talk to me!
What's going on?Copy !req
352. Something is coming through the gate
from the other side.Copy !req
353. - What is it?
- It's like a...Copy !req
354. - Half man, half bear!
- And half pig!Copy !req
355. No, no, wait!Copy !req
356. It's like a half bear,
half man-pig.Copy !req
357. Look out!Copy !req
358. No, I think it's more like a half man
and half pig-bear!Copy !req
359. Reverse the doorway!
Send him back through!Copy !req
360. Kyle!Copy !req
361. Whoa!Copy !req
362. Please, I didn't help the terrorists
get into Imaginationland!Copy !req
363. Honest!Copy !req
364. That is for
the Council of Nine to decide.Copy !req
365. Don't worry, kid.
The Council of Nine consists ofCopy !req
366. some of the most highly
regarded imaginary charactersCopy !req
367. in all Imaginationland.Copy !req
368. Fellow Council,
these are indeed dark times.Copy !req
369. The evil forces amass
at our gates as we speak.Copy !req
370. Zeus believes
we should evacuate.Copy !req
371. Yes, their power
outmatches ours.Copy !req
372. If they are giving us
a chance to leave,Copy !req
373. we must take it.Copy !req
374. And what say you,
Morpheus?Copy !req
375. How are we to know that
they would let us go?Copy !req
376. Their offer could be a trap.Copy !req
377. Perhaps we must flee
to the temple of Alderan.Copy !req
378. Surely they won't
chase us there.Copy !req
379. No, we can't.Copy !req
380. C'mon you, guys.
This is our home.Copy !req
381. We have to fight!Copy !req
382. To keep it the way
it is meant to be.Copy !req
383. I'm with Jesus. The evil characters
aren't going to just let us go.Copy !req
384. That may be, Popeye.Copy !req
385. But we don't have a choice.Copy !req
386. Forgive my intrusion,
Council of Nine.Copy !req
387. But this boy has infiltrated
from the real world.Copy !req
388. Bring him here.Copy !req
389. Clear.Copy !req
390. I'm sorry.Copy !req
391. He's gone.Copy !req
392. No, Kyle can't die.Copy !req
393. I'm sorry, young man.Copy !req
394. Kyle?Copy !req
395. Well...Copy !req
396. At least now he doesn't have
to suck anyone's balls.Copy !req
397. No!Copy !req
398. No, he has a strong heart!
He wants to live!Copy !req
399. C'mon, Kyle!
C'mon, buddy!Copy !req
400. He's gone, little boy.Copy !req
401. - Zap 'em again. Do it!
- Charging...Copy !req
402. Do it!Copy !req
403. - C'mon, buddy! C'mon, buddy!
- Clear.Copy !req
404. Get outta here!Copy !req
405. Goddamn it, Kyle!Copy !req
406. You never walked away
from anything in your life!Copy !req
407. Now fight!Copy !req
408. Fight! Fight!
Right now!Copy !req
409. Fight!
Fight!Copy !req
410. Fight!Copy !req
411. Get him some air.Copy !req
412. Please, breathe easy.Copy !req
413. I believe this child was brought into
Imaginationland for a reason.Copy !req
414. Perhaps the Mayor
knew something we don't.Copy !req
415. What are you saying, Aslan?Copy !req
416. That if we are
to take back control,Copy !req
417. - we might—
- Yes.Copy !req
418. If we are to take back control
from the evil forces,Copy !req
419. this little boy
might be the key.Copy !req
420. Aww, I'm the key?Copy !req
421. Could I not be
the key, Morpheus?Copy !req
422. I don't wanna be
the key.Copy !req
423. If you ever wanna see
your home again, little boy,Copy !req
424. you'll have to rise
to this challenge.Copy !req
425. But I'm suposed to be
at school right now,Copy !req
426. and instead I got...
I got Snarf and PopeyeCopy !req
427. and Luke Skywalker
all pissed off.Copy !req
428. It is a dark time for all of us,
young boy.Copy !req
429. But know that
if you believe in yourself,Copy !req
430. everything
will turn out alright.Copy !req
431. Sir, are you sure
about this?Copy !req
432. We have no choice.Copy !req
433. Terrorists have attacked us
where we are most vulnerable.Copy !req
434. There's no other option.Copy !req
435. We have
to nuke our imagination.Copy !req
436. Wake up, Kyle.Copy !req