1. Episode 11x11
"Imaginationland Episode II"Copy !req
2. I'm going out to South Park
gonna have myself a timeCopy !req
3. Friendly faces everywhere
humble folks without temptationCopy !req
4. I'm goin out to south park
gonna leave my woes behindCopy !req
5. Ample parking day or night
people spouting howdy neighborCopy !req
6. I'm heading out to south park
to see if I cant unwindCopy !req
7. I like girls with big fat titties
really big fat tittiesCopy !req
8. So come on out to south park
and meet some friends of mineCopy !req
9. Previously on Battlestar Galactica...Copy !req
10. What is this place?
- This is Imaginationland.Copy !req
11. Allah!Copy !req
12. We have to get out of here!
- Hold on, fellas!Copy !req
13. Butters!Copy !req
14. Terrorists have just attacked...
our imagination.Copy !req
15. If the terrorists blow that barrier,Copy !req
16. all the most evil things ever imagined
are gonna pour out!Copy !req
17. Allah!
- No!Copy !req
18. Episode IICopy !req
19. Butters, time for breakfast.Copy !req
20. Oh jeez, it was just a dream.Copy !req
21. Come on, Butters. Mom's cooked
waffles and nanas for you.Copy !req
22. Mom, Dad, I dreamt I was in Imaginationland
and terrorists attacked it.Copy !req
23. You are in Imaginationland.
This is a dream.Copy !req
24. Hey, wake up, stupid!
Come on, wake up, kid!Copy !req
25. No, wait! I was back home in bed!
- No! You passed out and peed your pants!Copy !req
26. Look! The evil of Imaginationland
is coming out!Copy !req
27. Oh hamburgers!Copy !req
28. Everyone! Fall back to the Gumdrop Forest!Copy !req
29. Come with me, little boy!
I'm going to get you home!Copy !req
30. It's Alien!Copy !req
31. Predator!Copy !req
32. Look, we already told you everything we know.Copy !req
33. Some guy just showed up in a big balloon
and took us into Imaginationland.Copy !req
34. What we want to know is how!Copy !req
35. We need to find a way into Imaginationland,
you've been there! How did you do it?Copy !req
36. We just went on a balloon ride.Copy !req
37. There must have been some kind
of portal or doorway.Copy !req
38. Dude, we don't remember.Copy !req
39. Do you realize what's going on here?Copy !req
40. Terrorists have attacked our imagination
and now our imaginations are running wild!Copy !req
41. You'd better start remembering!
- It was the Chinese, wasn't it?Copy !req
42. What?Copy !req
43. We've suspected that the Chinese government
was working on a doorway to the imagination.Copy !req
44. Is that where you were?
- No.Copy !req
45. That's it, isn't it? Where do the Chinese
keep this portal? How does it work?Copy !req
46. It it better than ours?
- Your what?Copy !req
47. Our portal to the imagination built as a secret
project back in 1962 to fight the Soviets-Copy !req
48. Tom! That's super-secret.
- Oh, I'm sorry sir.Copy !req
49. Wait. The U.S. Government has
a portal to the imagination?Copy !req
50. Aw, see? Good job, Tom! Why don't you
just tell them everything about Project X?Copy !req
51. Yes sir. We built a portal to the imaginationCopy !req
52. to use against the Russians durin
the Cold War, but we never got a-Copy !req
53. That was sarcasm. I was
being sarcastic, you fucking idiot?Copy !req
54. Aw jeez, I'm really sorry sir.Copy !req
55. If you already built a doorway to
the imagination, then why do you need us?Copy !req
56. All right, we might as well show it to them.
Goddamnit, Tom.Copy !req
57. Every night, the dream is the sameCopy !req
58. I'm on my way to visit my friend KyleCopy !req
59. because we had a bet that if I could
prove leprechauns were realCopy !req
60. he would suck my ballsCopy !req
61. And it turns out I was rightCopy !req
62. Time to pay up, Kyle.Copy !req
63. But then...Copy !req
64. No!Copy !req
65. No!Copy !req
66. It's been taken from me
I have dry ballsCopy !req
67. Balls so dry they explode like dustCopy !req
68. You okay, kid?
- No. I've got dry balls.Copy !req
69. And I'm running out of time.Copy !req
70. Ever since the Cold War, the U.S. Government
has been working on a secret project...Copy !req
71. to build a doorway into the imagination.
It is called "Project Imagination Doorway."Copy !req
72. That's not very imaginative.Copy !req
73. According to all the tests and the data,
the doorway should work, but it never has.Copy !req
74. But we're close, sir. We're real close.Copy !req
75. They've been saying that for
over forty years.Copy !req
76. You're the ones, right? The kids
who have been in the imagination.Copy !req
77. Ah, I guess.
- What was the sequence that got you inside?Copy !req
78. We know there's some kind of resonance code,
but we can't figure it out.Copy !req
79. Look, we're sorry, you guys,
but the balloon just went up in the airCopy !req
80. and the dude sang a song
and we were suddenly there.Copy !req
81. Song? You didn't say anything
about a song before.Copy !req
82. What song?
- The Imagination song?Copy !req
83. That could be it.Copy !req
84. The fractal converter has never worked,
because it was waiting for a multitonal code!Copy !req
85. Quick boys, how does the Imagination Song go?Copy !req
86. Imagination.Copy !req
87. Imagination.Copy !req
88. Sir, I'm getting some electrofeedback
from the gate.Copy !req
89. It's weak, but it's nanoresponding
to something.Copy !req
90. Was there more to the Imagination Song?
How does the rest of it go?Copy !req
91. Imagination.Copy !req
92. No, no dude, it went up there.Copy !req
93. Dude, we don't remember.
It was really long and stupid.Copy !req
94. I'm just about through playing with you boys!
We're running out of time!Copy !req
95. You have to remember that song
in its entirety!Copy !req
96. Mayor, what are we supposed to do?Copy !req
97. Please, sir. I have to get home to my world.Copy !req
98. Oh, well. All you have to do is tap
your heels together three times.Copy !req
99. Really?
- No, you fucking dipshit, that was a joke!Copy !req
100. Mayor, what are we supposed to do,
snarf snarf?Copy !req
101. Get to Castle Sunshine! It's your only hope!
- Castle Sunshine?Copy !req
102. Through the Gumdrop Forest.
Others will be hiding there. Go, run!Copy !req
103. Look out for the evil characters!
They're assembling on the Yum Yum mountain!Copy !req
104. We are free!
Now all of Imaginationland is ours!Copy !req
105. Not all, foolish orc! There are still parts
of Imaginationland we don't comtrol.Copy !req
106. Tomorrow, we shall build our
own castle right on this spot!Copy !req
107. Who put you in charge, Krueger?
I am the most evil character here!Copy !req
108. Nonsense!
Your evil is stale.Copy !req
109. I am the most evil imaginary character!Copy !req
110. Now come on y'all. We shouldn't be fighting,
we're supposed to all be on the same side.Copy !req
111. Yeah. You're all right, Squirrelly Squirrel.Copy !req
112. Yeah!Copy !req
113. What evil imaginary characters are they?Copy !req
114. They were dreamt up by some fourth grade
kid as part of his Christmas Story.Copy !req
115. Now come on y'all. We can't waste time arguing,
there could still be survivors out there.Copy !req
116. We need to hunt them down and kill them.
- And eat their flesh!Copy !req
117. But first we should rape them!
- How about we kill them.Copy !req
118. And then rape their bodies so we
can use their blood as lubricant?Copy !req
119. Say, that's a great idea, Beary Bear.Copy !req
120. Man, I do not want to meet the kid
that dreamt those things up.Copy !req
121. Look, I want some goddamn answers!
You brought my friend here to Washington!Copy !req
122. Where is he? What is going on?Copy !req
123. I'm sorry, sir.
That information is classified.Copy !req
124. Something is going on and I have
a right to know where my friend is!Copy !req
125. There's somebody asking a lot of
questions about what's going on.Copy !req
126. Let me handle this!Copy !req
127. I'm sorry, but there is no such thing
as Project Imagination Doorway!Copy !req
128. Imagination Doorway.Copy !req
129. It was started in the Sixties as
a secret government project. Right.Copy !req
130. Imagination...Copy !req
131. Wait, maybe that's where he went really
flat, like that half-step key change?Copy !req
132. Imagination.Copy !req
133. Right, then it was:
Imagination...Copy !req
134. Imagination...Copy !req
135. Imagination...Copy !req
136. It's open! It's open!Copy !req
137. Getting readings from the other side,
that's it.Copy !req
138. We've made an opening to
our imagination, sir!Copy !req
139. All right, that's enough! We've still
got a lot of work to do, people!Copy !req
140. It's time to go in and get our
imaginations under control!Copy !req
141. How much further to Castle Sunshine?Copy !req
142. Snarf, I'm not sure, snarf snarf.
I've never been.Copy !req
143. What was that?
- Over here.Copy !req
144. Oh Christ. It's Strawberry Shortcake.Copy !req
145. Please, let me go.Copy !req
146. Oh my God! Snarf.Copy !req
147. Now kill her!Copy !req
148. Hang on, y'all. You can't just kill her.
That's not evil enough.Copy !req
149. What do you mean? We cut out her eyeball.
- Yeah, that's super hardcore.Copy !req
150. Now come on y'all.
We can do better than that.Copy !req
151. Hey! I know! Let's all pee in
her empty eye socket!Copy !req
152. Let's make her eat her own eyeball
and then pee in her empty eyesocket.Copy !req
153. How about we get someone with AIDS to pee
in her eyesocket, so she dies all slowlike?Copy !req
154. Nobody here has AIDS!Copy !req
155. But we've got to have AIDS before
we pee in her eyesocket!Copy !req
156. Now don't be down y'all. I bet we can
find some AIDS out in the forest.Copy !req
157. Dude, run, run, run!Copy !req
158. All right, men. We don't know what you'll
experience on the other side of this doorway,Copy !req
159. but it will most likely be really weird.Copy !req
160. If you reach our imagination, you are to take
every step necessary to get it under control!Copy !req
161. Are you ready?
- Yes sir!Copy !req
162. Are you ready, Kurt Russell?Copy !req
163. I don't understand why I'm here.
I'm just an actor.Copy !req
164. Yes, but you were in that one movie
that was kinda like this.Copy !req
165. That gives you more experience than anybody.
All right, here we go! Men! Forward!Copy !req
166. Sir, we have a security breach!
- What?Copy !req
167. There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert!
It's coming from Sector Two!Copy !req
168. Sector Two?Copy !req
169. Cartman?Copy !req
170. Hello Kyle! Thought you could get
out of your responsibilities, huh?Copy !req
171. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
172. That kid you have made a bit that if
I could prove that I saw a leprechaun,Copy !req
173. he would suck my balls!Copy !req
174. Get him out of here!Copy !req
175. No! Hold on a second! I have a contract
validatd by the United States court system!Copy !req
176. Let me see that!Copy !req
177. Why would you agree to suck someone's balls?Copy !req
178. I didn't think there was going to
be a goddamned leprechaun!Copy !req
179. All right, you two can go use the conference
room. Go on, we have work to do here.Copy !req
180. Well wait, I wanna see what happens here!Copy !req
181. You signed an agreement, kid. We don't
have time for this. Go on and do it.Copy !req
182. Stan?
- Dude, you did make a deal.Copy !req
183. The conference room is which way?Copy !req
184. Here we are, Kyle. You tried to bail
out on our agreement, but I found you.Copy !req
185. I didn't bail, I got picked up by
the governmemt!Copy !req
186. Well we're here now, that's all that matters.Copy !req
187. Care for some nuts? Oh, that's right. I guess
you'll be chock full of nuts in a few minutes.Copy !req
188. Cartman, do you even know what's going on?Copy !req
189. We went to Imaginationland,
terrorists attacked itCopy !req
190. and now the government is about to-Copy !req
191. Oh jeez, I'm sorry, Kyle. It's just that
I'm so completely bored by this story.Copy !req
192. See, I'm really only interested in
the part where the leprechaun was real,Copy !req
193. and so you have to suck my balls.Copy !req
194. Okay, fine. You know what?
Let's just get it over with!Copy !req
195. Oh no, not so fast, Kyle.Copy !req
196. I've waited a long time for this and I
intend to savor each and every second.Copy !req
197. No, I'm serious! I wanna see what's
happening downstairs, so let's just do it!Copy !req
198. Not just yet, Kyle. There's still
a few things I need to do.Copy !req
199. By the way, I should tell you that I haven't had
a chance to shower while making my way up here.Copy !req
200. My balls are extra vinegary.Copy !req
201. Just get to it already!Copy !req
202. Entering the portal in five seconds.Copy !req
203. Kurt Russell, can I get a comm check?
- Check 1, 2.Copy !req
204. Good luck men! Godspeed!Copy !req
205. What do we have?
Kurt Russell, can you hear me?Copy !req
206. We're here. We're somewhere.Copy !req
207. They are inside the imagination, sir.
- What do you see in there?Copy !req
208. There's lots of big mushrooms, colorful
grass, some castles in the distance.Copy !req
209. Wait. Something's coming for us!Copy !req
210. It's coming out of the bushes and-Copy !req
211. Oh, it's just a cute little squirrel.
Hey, it talks. The little squirrel talks.Copy !req
212. Aw, an imaginary talking squirrel.Copy !req
213. Ask the squirrel what it knows about
the terrorist attack.Copy !req
214. Wait a minute. The squirrel has friends.
Why it's a whold bunch of Woodland ritters.Copy !req
215. Wait, Woodland critters?Copy !req
216. There's a talking bear and a beaver.Copy !req
217. They seem to be Christmas critters.
Well hello. Yes, hi.Copy !req
218. Get them out of there!
- What?Copy !req
219. Tell them to get away now!
- What's the matter?Copy !req
220. The cute little bear's eyes are starting
to glow red now.Copy !req
221. Hello there, little animals, do you
happen to know how to huh?Copy !req
222. Kurt Russell, what's going on?Copy !req
223. They're raping me! They're raping me!Copy !req
224. Get out of there, Kurt Russell!Copy !req
225. They're raping all of us! Oh, it hurts!Copy !req
226. They're raping us and it hurts!Copy !req
227. I was thinking of using a high-speed shutter
with a low depth of field. What do you think?Copy !req
228. Goddamnit Cartman, will you stop
wasting time? I wanna get this over with!Copy !req
229. No, you're right, Kyle.Copy !req
230. A higher depth of field will make
sure everything stays in focus.Copy !req
231. There we go.Copy !req
232. Now, Kyle, when you're sucking my balls,Copy !req
233. are you gonna think about how right
I was about the leprechaun?Copy !req
234. Or are you just gonna try and focus on how
rough and salty my balls feel in your mouth?Copy !req
235. Let's just do it!Copy !req
236. In time, Kyle. You certainly are eager
for balls, aren't you?Copy !req
237. Are you ball-famished? Balls-starving?Copy !req
238. You see, Kyle, I wonder if at
this moment you are actually-Copy !req
239. Everyone to the main hall now! Go!
- No, we're not done in here yet.Copy !req
240. Everyone to the main hall now!
- No! Goddamnit, no!Copy !req
241. Boy snarf snarf, my feet
are really getting tired snarf.Copy !req
242. Aw, Snarf, could you maybe
like shut up for five minutes?Copy !req
243. Wait! There it is. We made it!Copy !req
244. Castle Sunshine!Copy !req
245. Yeah!Copy !req
246. Hurry! Get inside!Copy !req
247. The evil imaginary characters
are approaching!Copy !req
248. Lock down the gates!
Prepare to fire the cannons!Copy !req
249. Wait! Wait!Copy !req
250. What imaginary character are you?
- The Lollipop King? From the Lollipop Forest?Copy !req
251. And I'm Snarf. Snarf, snarf snarf snarf.Copy !req
252. And what imaginary character are you?
- I'm not imaginary. I'm Butters.Copy !req
253. What's a "Butters"?Copy !req
254. The Mayor brought him and some
other kids into Imaginationland...Copy !req
255. just before the terrorist attack.Copy !req
256. So you came from the real world at
precisely the same time as the terrorists!Copy !req
257. That seems like quite a coincidence!Copy !req
258. Well I was just playing with my friends
and then we caught a leprechaunCopy !req
259. and then this guy-
- You caught the leprechaun? Take him!Copy !req
260. Perseus! He's not against us, snarf snarf!Copy !req
261. Talk to me! What's going on?Copy !req
262. Something is coming through
the gate from the other side.Copy !req
263. What is it?
- It's like a half man half bear!Copy !req
264. And half pig!Copy !req
265. Oh! No, no wait!
It's like a half bear, half manpig!Copy !req
266. Look out!Copy !req
267. No! I think it's more like a half man
and half pigbear!Copy !req
268. Reverse the doorway!
Send it back through!Copy !req
269. Kyle!Copy !req
270. Please! I didn't help the terrorists
get into Imaginationland! Honest!Copy !req
271. That is for the Council of Nine to decide!Copy !req
272. Don't worry, kid,
the Council of Nine consists of someCopy !req
273. of the most highly-regarded imaginary
characters in all Imaginationland.Copy !req
274. Fellow Council, these are indeed dark times.Copy !req
275. The evil forces amass at our gates as we
speak. Zeus believes we should evacuate.Copy !req
276. Yes. Their power outmatches ours. If they are
giving us a chance to leave we must take it!Copy !req
277. And what say you, Morpheus?Copy !req
278. How our we to know that they will let
us go? Their offer could be a trap.Copy !req
279. Perhaps we must flee to the Temple of Alderon.
Surely they wouldn't chase us there.Copy !req
280. No, we can't. Come on, you guys,
this is our home.Copy !req
281. We have to fight, to keep it the way
it was meant to be.Copy !req
282. I'm with Jesus. The evil characters
aren't going to just us go.Copy !req
283. That may be, Popeye,
but we don't have a choice!Copy !req
284. Forgive my intrusion, Council of Nine, but
this boy has infiltrated from the real world.Copy !req
285. Bring him here!Copy !req
286. Clear!Copy !req
287. I'm sorry. He's gone.Copy !req
288. No! Kyle can't die.
- I'm sorry, young man.Copy !req
289. Kyle?Copy !req
290. Well at least now he doesn't have
to suck anyone's balls.Copy !req
291. No!Copy !req
292. No, he has a strong heart!
He wants to live!Copy !req
293. Come on, Kyle! Come on, buddy!Copy !req
294. He's gone, little boy.Copy !req
295. Zap him again! Do it!
- Charging.Copy !req
296. Do it!Copy !req
297. Come on buddy.
- Clear.Copy !req
298. Get out of here!Copy !req
299. Godamnit Kyle, you never walked away
from anything in your life! Now fight!Copy !req
300. Fight! Fight! Right now!Copy !req
301. Fight! Fight!Copy !req
302. Give him some air.Copy !req
303. There, easy. Breathe easy.Copy !req
304. I believe this child was brought into
Imaginationland for a reason.Copy !req
305. Perhaps the Mayor knew something we don't.Copy !req
306. What are you saying, Aslan? That if we
are to take back control, we might-?Copy !req
307. Yes. If we are to take back
control from the evil forces,Copy !req
308. this little boy might be the key.Copy !req
309. Aw, I'm the key?Copy !req
310. Could I not be the key, Morpheus?
I don't wanna be the key.Copy !req
311. If you ever wanna see your home
again, little boy,Copy !req
312. you'll have to rise to this challenge.Copy !req
313. But I'm supposed to be at school right now.Copy !req
314. And instead I got Snarf and Popeye
and Luke Skywalker all pissed off.Copy !req
315. It is a dark time for all of us, young boy.Copy !req
316. But know that if you believe in yourself,
everything will turn out all right.Copy !req
317. Sir? Are you sure about this?
- We have no choice.Copy !req
318. Terrorists have attacked us where we are
most vulnerable. There's no other option.Copy !req
319. We have to nuke our imagination.Copy !req
320. Wake up, Kyle.Copy !req
321. To be continued...Copy !req