1. I'm going out to South Park
gonna have myself a time
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2. Friendly faces everywhere
humble folks without temptation
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3. I'm goin out to south park
gonna leave my woes behind
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4. Ample parking day or night
people spouting howdy neighbor
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5. I'm heading out to south park
to see if I cant unwind
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6. I like girls with big fat titties
really big fat titties
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7. So come on out to south park
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8. Episode 11x01
"With Apologies To Jesse Jackson"
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9. And now back to, Wheel of Fortune.
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10. Allright, Randy. Congratulations on
making it all the way to the bonus round.
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11. Thanks, Pat.
- You got some family here watching tonight.
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12. Yeah, they're all rooting for me.
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13. And I'm sure you have lots of friends
watching back home?
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14. Yeah. Hi, everybody watching in South Park.
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15. That's us.
- Good luck!
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16. Well let see if you can make everyone proud.
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17. The category is:
"People who annoy you."
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18. Okay.
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19. As always we give you the letters,
"R", "T", "S", "L" and "E".
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20. We just need three more consonants
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21. Okay, I'd like a "B".
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22. A "N" and a "G".
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23. And the vowel?
- An "O", please.
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24. Okay well, looks like you're gonna
get a lot of help here.
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25. The category is: "People who annoy you."
Audience keep quiet please.
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26. Uh...
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27. Well, uhm...
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28. Ten seconds, Mr. Marsh.
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29. I know it, but I don't think I should say it.
- Five seconds, Mr. Marsh.
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30. Allright, I'd like to solve the puzzle.
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31. Niggers.
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32. Oh, naggers, of course.
Naggers. Right.
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35. Well, I gave it my best shot.
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36. At least we had a fup trip, huh gang?
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37. I can't believe you said the "N" word
on national television.
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38. What?
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39. Well, what I was supposed to do, Sharon?
I thought I was gonna make $30.000!
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40. Stanley, the only reason daddy used that word,
is that he thought he would win money!
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41. Dude, did your dad know
the show was being broadcast live?
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42. Dude, the funniest thing I've ever seen.
I watched it on YouTube about 60 times.
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43. Can we just drop this, please?
I don't wanna talk about it.
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44. Yeah, well, it's not us
you have to worry about.
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45. It's Token.
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46. He is gonna wanna kick your cracker teeth in.
- No, he's not. Is he?
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47. I don't know.
- I just need to explain things.
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48. Hey, Token.
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49. Look, I don't know if you saw
Wheel of Fortune last night, but...
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50. Yeah, I was watching with my whole family.
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51. And then we saw all the replays
this morning on the news.
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52. Listen, Token, my dad isn't an racist.
He's just stupid, allright?
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53. He just blurted out the "N" word,
and it's no big deal, okay?
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54. Uh, well, actually it is kinda a big deal, Stan.
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55. It may be a mistake, but you don't understand
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56. So don't say it isn't a big deal.
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57. Oh, shit, here we go. It's on! Race war!
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58. Race war! Race war!
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59. Race war is on, everybody!
It's going down! Shit is going down!
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60. Token my dad wasn't trying to be
offensive, just forget about it.
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61. That's easy for you to say, Stan.
- Yeah, come on. Here we go!
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62. Yeah, but he didn't say it in anger
or anything like that.
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63. That doesn't mean I can just be fine.
- Race war, come on. Race war!
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64. If you really think it's not a big deal,
then you really are ignorant.
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65. That's all. I'm not fighting anybody!
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66. Token forefits!
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67. Whites win! Whites win!
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68. Race war is over again, everybody!
Whites won again!
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69. I want to apologize deeply and sincerely
for using the "N" word on Wheel of Fortune.
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70. And I want to assure you that I'm not
a racist, reverend Jackson.
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71. The puzzle you were solving was:
"People who annoy you?"
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72. Well, like anybody else thought it was naggers,
I mean, right?
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73. Mr. Marsh, you need to take time to
understand African-American culture.
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74. Visit black museums, see black
performers and artists.
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75. Oh, I will.
I'm really down with African-Americans.
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76. Do you really want to apologize? Are you sure?
- Yes, absolutely.
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77. Very well. If you want to apologize.
I will accept.
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78. Oh, thank you, Mr. Jackson.
Thank you.
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79. Brian, get a picture of Mr. Marsh apologizing.
- Ready to go, sir.
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80. Kiss it.
- Uh?
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81. Apologize. Kiss it.
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82. You want me to kiss your-
- That's right, apologize.
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83. Ah, okay. I'll uh...
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84. Let's hear uh...
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85. Apologize.
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86. Hey, Token, I just wanted to let you
know, that everything is cool now.
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87. My dad apologized to Jesse Jackson.
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88. Oh, I see. So I'm supposed
to feel all better now?
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89. Well, yeah.
- You just don't get it, Stan.
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90. Dude, Jesse Jackson said it's okay.
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91. Jesse Jackson is not
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92. He told my dad he was.
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93. Today we are going to have a guest speaker talk
to us about sensitivity and the power of words.
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94. In a moment, you will meet Dr. David Nelson.
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95. Who has firsthand experience
in overcoming slander,
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96. because David is himself a little person.
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97. Who knows what a little person is?
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98. Yes, over there?
- A midget?
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99. Not exactly. That term is actually
considered offensive.
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100. And that's why Dr. Nelson goes
from school to school
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101. getting us all to think about what we say.
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102. He has two Ph. D.'s and has published
six books. Please welcome David Nelson!
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103. Good morning, students.
How are we all feeling today?
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104. I would like to share with you all my-
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105. No, dude! No, fucking way!
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106. Dude.
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107. That words are like bullets
and if you give-
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108. Just stop, stop, stop!
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109. Eric, be quiet.
- No, no, it's okay.
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110. He will run out of steam here pretty soon.
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111. Look, look, look!
They put a little suit on him!
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112. So I said to my wife:
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113. "You told me to kill the damn cockroach,
don't yell at me for making a mess!"
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114. We got a great crowd here tonight. Now, how
many people here are actually from Colorado?
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115. Got nothing better to do on a friday night
than to go to a comedy club, uh?
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116. Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?
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117. Yeah, I know you. You're the guy that
said nigger on Wheel of Fortune!
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118. Look, everybody, it's the nigger guy.
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119. Hey, it is him.
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120. Oh, we got a star in the club. Everyone wave
to the nigger guy, say "Hi, nigger guy."
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121. Hi, nigger guy!
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122. That's allright, nigger guy,
you know we just playing.
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123. Yeah. No problem.
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124. Have y'all seen these navigation systems
in these cars, these days?
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125. Damn things look like
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126. Maybe nigger guy has one,
you got one, nigger guy?
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127. Hey, look, Patty. It's that nigger guy.
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128. Nigger guy, nigger guy.
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129. Hey, what do you think you're doing?
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130. I just need some aspirin.
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131. You aren't welcome in this store, nigger guy.
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132. Fine.
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133. Principal Victoria, I'm very concerned
about the behavior of one of your students.
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134. Yes, we apologize for Eric Cartman's
behavior, Mr. Nelson. We feel terrible.
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135. Why? I don't feel terrible.
It doesn't bother me at all.
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136. Words are like bullets
and I let them pass right through me.
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137. I just know that with some one-on-one
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138. I have a chance to change the way he thinks.
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139. It might be best if you just let it go,
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140. You don't understand.
You see, words are like bullets.
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141. And if you take away the gun powder-
- Yeah, yeah, we get it, Mr. Nelson.
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142. Very well, Mr. Nelson. Stacy,
go ahead and send in Eric Cartman.
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143. Eric, Mr. Nelson is concerned about
how you respond to little people.
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144. Did I hurt his little feelings?
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145. You know, you think you have
the power to make me insecure.
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146. But your words are actually
completely powerless.
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147. We should get like eight of these. We can
dress them all up like little beavers, right?
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148. And then put them in a pond
and see if they build a dam!
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149. You see, no matter what you say,
I'm still standing.
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150. Barely!
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151. No matter how you act,
I can rise above it.
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152. Rise above it. Get it?
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153. Like he can rise above anything!
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154. Shut your fucking mouth!
- Mr. Nelson!
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155. He didn't get to me.
I was just joking.
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156. Look, look how it's face gets all red.
He's like a little strawberry.
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157. words with venom,
words that bind.
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158. words used like weapons to cloud my mind.
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159. I'm a person, I'm a man
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160. but no matter how hard I try
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161. people just say:
"Hey, there goes that nigger guy."
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162. everywhere I go it's always the same,
I can't get away from that terrible name.
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163. hey, nigger guy, nigger guy, nigger guy stop!
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164. now go.
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165. call me nigger guy, fill me with your hate,
try to bring me down, oh, you're to late.
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166. someone just beat you to it,
but my dream will not die.
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167. to be thought of as more,
than just nigger guy.
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168. Respect.
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169. Token, hey, wait up.
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170. I just wanted to say,
I get it now.
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171. You know, after that little person
talked at that assembly the other day.
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172. I understand how you feel about
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173. So... black people are midgets?
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174. Goddammit!
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175. Excuse me, over here please.
I need all students to join me over here.
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176. I've called you here because it's time that we
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177. And in a few seconds Eric will be sent in,
when we walk through that door.
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178. I want you all at the same time to yell,
"Hello, fatso."
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179. I don't think that's a very good idea, sir.
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180. He has to learn his lesson,
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181. Allright, allright, here he comes.
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182. Good morning fatso!
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183. Hey, what the hell is that?
You think that's fucking funny?
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I bet you did, what the hell is going on?
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186. You didn't like it when the
tables were turned, did you?
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187. Allright, allright, who is the freaking genius
who dressed up it in little suspenders.
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188. Clyde, was that you?
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189. You can't to me. Words are like bullets!
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190. And so it is my honor...
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191. to announce today the Randy Marsh
African-American scholarship foundation.
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192. It is my hope that this
foundation will prove...
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193. my commitment to the education
of African-American students.
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194. And erase, once and for all
my identity as the nigger guy.
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196. you really don't know how hard it is to
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198. I mean I... just wanna move on from what
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199. When people call me nigger guy...
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200. they're bringing up a painfull
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201. and the negativity that went along with it.
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202. You just, you can't imagine how that feels.
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203. Is this nigger guy serious?
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204. Anyway, here is to a new start
for us all, thank you!
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205. Hey, look, Skeeter, that's
that guy from the tv.
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206. Well, well, well. Looks like
we got ourselves a nigger guy.
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207. Whoa!
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208. Where you going, nigger guy?
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209. Please, I don't want any trouble.
- Well, you got trouble!
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210. When you first decided to slander an entire
race of people on Wheel of Fortune.
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211. Yeah, you like making
fun of minorities, nigger guy?
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213. You tell him Skeeter, you tell him!
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- What do we want?
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215. We want to live in a world without people like
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217. Hey, that's that other nigger guy.
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218. That's the guy from Seinfeld used
the "N" word a whole bunch of times.
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220. Looks like it's our lucky day,
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- Who?
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223. He done said the "N" word
in the O.J. case.
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224. What is this a nigger guy convention?
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226. Leave!
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227. Come on, Skeeter, these nigger guys
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228. Damn nigger guys, we will be back!
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229. You better come with us.
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230. Come on in, Mr. Marsh, we'll make you coffee.
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231. What's going on here?
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232. We've been following your story
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233. Don't worry, you're with friends now.
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234. Dale here used the "N" word
in a racial joke at work.
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236. They were Mexicans, I was being ironic.
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237. We're all just like you.
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238. No, no, no, I'm sorry,
but I'm not like you.
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239. I just said the "N" word
by mistake to win money.
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240. I made a mistake to,
I was trying to be funny!
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241. I got frustrated and thought I
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242. I'm just... not that good of an comedian
if you wanna know the real truth.
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243. You said the "N" word to a black man's face.
That's way worse than what I did.
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245. You really think all those people
out there see a difference?
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246. Oh, they might see your racial slur was more
accidental, they might even laugh about it.
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247. But at the end of the day, all you are
to them is just an another damn nigger guy.
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249. No.
- Randy, we want you to join us.
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250. We have a plan to make this all go away,
once and for all.
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251. Now, look, token. I've done
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253. I have every reason to be mad.
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255. No, but you can't just pretend
it never happened either.
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256. What the hell do you want from me?
- Nothing.
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- No!
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258. Fellas, fellas, come quick!
Cartman is gonna fight the midget!
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260. Dude, you sure you wanna do this?
Apparently this guy has a black belt in karate.
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261. It's a midget, dude.
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262. Students, I am going to beat the crap
out of this kid to prove a point.
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263. No, no, dude, it can't talk.
That isn't fair, I'll laugh to much.
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267. I'm talking of course
about the term nigger guy.
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- Yeah, that's right.
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271. Oh, sure, some people
just use the term in guest.
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272. Tell a nigger guy joke or two,
thinking it's no big deal.
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273. But they don't realise it can lead to people
using the term as an excuse for violence.
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274. Goddamn nigger guy is trying
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275. Senators, I've learned to admit I'm capable of
having slightly racist thoughts once in a while.
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277. How long will it be, before
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280. I'm certainly not a nigger guy,
I've never thought a racist thought.
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281. Oh, come on, you're the
biggest nigger guy in Washington.
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282. Mr. Marsh, we see now the
importance of your bill.
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283. All those in favor to ban the term nigger guy.
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284. Aye.
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285. Nay.
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287. Allright!
- Allright!
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291. it must be at least seven words
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292. Tom, it appears that the nigger guy epidemic
is over. Oh, dammit, I said it, didn't I?
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293. Okay, okay, you win!
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- Uncle!
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295. Now say, Carol Anne don't go into the light.
- Carol Anne don't go into the light.
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299. I have proven my point.
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- I have no idea.
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- I don't get it either.
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I don't get it.
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I don't get it!
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304. Token, I get it now.
I don't get it.
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how you feel, but I'll never understand.
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- Yeah, I totally don't get it.
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