1. I'm going out to South Park,
gonna have myself a time,Copy !req
2. Friendly faces everywhere,
humble folks without temptation,Copy !req
3. I'm going down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behindCopy !req
4. Ample parking day or night,
people spouting howdy neighbor,Copy !req
5. I'm heading out to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwindCopy !req
6. I like girls with big fat titties,
I like girls with big fat titties,Copy !req
7. So come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mineCopy !req
8. And now back to,
Wheel of Fortune.Copy !req
9. All right, Randy.Copy !req
10. Congratulations on making it
all the way to the bonus round.Copy !req
11. Thanks, Pat.Copy !req
12. You got some family
here watching tonight.Copy !req
13. Yeah, they're all
rooting for me.Copy !req
14. And I'm sure you have lots of friends
watching back home?Copy !req
15. Yeah. Hi, everybody
watching in South Park.Copy !req
16. - That's us.
- Hey, hey!Copy !req
17. - Get me sauce. Hey, Randy!
- Good luck!Copy !req
18. Well let see if you can
make everyone proud.Copy !req
19. The category is:
"People who annoy you."Copy !req
20. Okay.Copy !req
21. As always we give you the letters,
"R", "T", "S", "L" and "E".Copy !req
22. We just need
three more consonantsCopy !req
23. and a vowel.Copy !req
24. Okay, I'd like a "B".Copy !req
25. An "N" and a "G".Copy !req
26. - And the vowel?
- An "O", please.Copy !req
27. Okay well, looks likeCopy !req
28. you're gonna
get a lot of help here.Copy !req
29. The category is:
"People who annoy you."Copy !req
30. Audience keep quiet,
please.Copy !req
31. Uh...Copy !req
32. Well, uhm...Copy !req
33. Ten seconds, Mr. Marsh.Copy !req
34. I know it, but I don't think
I should say it.Copy !req
35. Five seconds, Mr. Marsh.Copy !req
36. Allright, I'd like to solve the puzzle.Copy !req
37. Niggers.Copy !req
38. Oh, naggers, of course.
Naggers. Right.Copy !req
39. Uh, can we cut to a...Copy !req
40. Could we cut to a-Copy !req
41. Well, I gave it my best shot.Copy !req
42. At least we had
a fun trip, huh, gang?Copy !req
43. I can't believe you said the "N" word
on national television.Copy !req
44. What?Copy !req
45. Well, what I was
supposed to do, Sharon?Copy !req
46. I thought I was
gonna make $30,000!Copy !req
47. Stanley, the only reason
Daddy used that word,Copy !req
48. is that he thought
he would win money!Copy !req
49. Dude, did your dad know that
the show was being broadcast live?Copy !req
50. Dude, that's the funniest thing
I've ever seen.Copy !req
51. I watched it on YouTube
about 60 times.Copy !req
52. Can we just drop this, please?
I don't wanna talk about it.Copy !req
53. Yeah, well, it's not us
you have to worry about.Copy !req
54. It's Token.Copy !req
55. He is gonna wanna kick
your cracker teeth in.Copy !req
56. No, he's not. Is he?Copy !req
57. - I don't know.
- I just need to explain things.Copy !req
58. Hey, Token.Copy !req
59. Look, I don't know if you saw
Wheel of Fortune last night, but...Copy !req
60. Yeah, I was watching
with my whole family.Copy !req
61. And then we saw all the replays
this morning on the news.Copy !req
62. Listen, Token,
my dad isn't an racist.Copy !req
63. He's just stupid,
all right?Copy !req
64. He just blurted out the "N" word,
and it's no big deal, okay?Copy !req
65. Uh, well, actually,
it is kinda a big deal, Stan.Copy !req
66. It may be a mistake,
but you don't understandCopy !req
67. how it feels
when that word comes up.Copy !req
68. So don't say
it isn't a big deal.Copy !req
69. Oh, shit, here we go.
It's on! Race war!Copy !req
70. Race war! Race war!Copy !req
71. Race war is on, everybody!
It's going down! Shit is going down!Copy !req
72. Token, my dad wasn't trying to be
offensive, just forget about it.Copy !req
73. That's easy for you
to say, Stan.Copy !req
74. Yeah, come on.
Here we go!Copy !req
75. Yeah, but he didn't say it in anger
or anything like that.Copy !req
76. That doesn't mean
I can just be fine.Copy !req
77. Race war, come on.
Race war!Copy !req
78. If you really think
it's not a big deal,Copy !req
79. then you really are ignorant.Copy !req
80. That's all.
I'm not fighting anybody!Copy !req
81. Token forfiets!Copy !req
82. Whites win!
Whites win!Copy !req
83. Race war is over, everybody!
Whites won again!Copy !req
84. I want to apologize
deeply and sincerelyCopy !req
85. for using the "N" word
on Wheel of Fortune.Copy !req
86. And I want to assure youCopy !req
87. that I am not a racist,
Reverend Jackson.Copy !req
88. The puzzle you were solving was:
"People who annoy you?"Copy !req
89. Well, like anybody else
thought it was naggers,Copy !req
90. I mean, right?Copy !req
91. Mr. Marsh, you need to take time to
understand African-American culture.Copy !req
92. Visit black museums, see black
performers and artists.Copy !req
93. Oh, I will.Copy !req
94. I'm really down
with African-Americans.Copy !req
95. Do you really want to apologize?
Are you sure?Copy !req
96. Yes, absolutely.Copy !req
97. Very well. If you want to apologize.
I will accept.Copy !req
98. Oh, thank you, Mr. Jackson.
Thank you.Copy !req
99. Brian, get a picture of
Mr. Marsh apologizing.Copy !req
100. Ready to go, sir.Copy !req
101. - Kiss it.
- Huh?Copy !req
102. Apologize. Kiss it.Copy !req
103. - You want me to kiss your—
- That's right, apologize.Copy !req
104. Ah, okay.
I'll uh...Copy !req
105. Let's hear, uh...Copy !req
106. Apologize.Copy !req
107. Hey, Token, I just wanted
to let you knowCopy !req
108. that everything is cool now.Copy !req
109. My dad apologized
to Jesse Jackson.Copy !req
110. Oh, I see. So I'm supposed
to feel all better now?Copy !req
111. - Well, yeah.
- You just don't get it, Stan.Copy !req
112. Dude, Jesse Jackson said
it's okay.Copy !req
113. Jesse Jackson is not
the emporer of black people!Copy !req
114. He told my dad
he was.Copy !req
115. Today we are going to have
a guest speakerCopy !req
116. talk to us about sensitivity
and the power of words.Copy !req
117. In a moment,
you will meet Dr. David Nelson.Copy !req
118. Who has firsthand experience
in overcoming slander,Copy !req
119. because David is himself
a little person.Copy !req
120. Who knows
what a little person is?Copy !req
121. - Yes, over here?
- A midget?Copy !req
122. Not exactly. That term is actually
considered offensive.Copy !req
123. And that's why Dr. Nelson goes
from school to schoolCopy !req
124. getting us all to think
about what we say.Copy !req
125. He has two PhD's
and has published six books.Copy !req
126. Please welcome David Nelson!Copy !req
127. Good morning, students.
How are we all feeling today?Copy !req
128. I would like to share
with you all my—Copy !req
129. No, dude!
No fucking way!Copy !req
130. Dude.Copy !req
131. That words are like bullets
and if you give—Copy !req
132. Just stop, stop, stop!Copy !req
133. - Eric, be quiet.
- No, no, it's okay.Copy !req
134. He will run out of steam here
pretty soon.Copy !req
135. Look, look, look!
They put a little suit on him!Copy !req
136. An African-American performer
at the Comedy Club.Copy !req
137. So I said to my wife:Copy !req
138. "You told me to kill
the damn cockroach,Copy !req
139. don't yell at me
for making a mess!"Copy !req
140. We got a great crowd
here tonight.Copy !req
141. Now, how many people here
are actually from Colorado?Copy !req
142. Got nothing better
to do on a Friday nightCopy !req
143. than to go
to a comedy club, huh?Copy !req
144. Hey, don't I know you
from somewhere?Copy !req
145. Yeah, I know you.Copy !req
146. You're the guy that said
nigger on Wheel of Fortune!Copy !req
147. Look, everybody,
it's the nigger guy.Copy !req
148. Hey, it is him.Copy !req
149. Oh, we got a star
in the club.Copy !req
150. Everyone wave to the nigger guy,
say "Hi, nigger guy."Copy !req
151. Hi, nigger guy!Copy !req
152. That's all right, nigger guy.
You know we just playing.Copy !req
153. Yeah.
No problem.Copy !req
154. Have y'all seen
these navigation systemsCopy !req
155. in these cars,
these days?Copy !req
156. Damn things look like
they're right out of space nuts.Copy !req
157. Maybe nigger guy has one.
You got one, nigger guy?Copy !req
158. Hey, look, Patty.
It's that nigger guy.Copy !req
159. - Nigger guy, nigger guy.
- Nigger guy, nigger guy.Copy !req
160. Hey, what do you think
you're doing?Copy !req
161. I just need some aspirin.Copy !req
162. You aren't welcome
in this store, nigger guy.Copy !req
163. Fine.Copy !req
164. Principal Victoria,
I'm very concernedCopy !req
165. about the behavior of
one of your students.Copy !req
166. Yes, we apologize for
Eric Cartman's behavior, Mr. Nelson.Copy !req
167. We feel terrible.Copy !req
168. Why? I don't feel terrible.
It doesn't bother me at all.Copy !req
169. Words are like bulletsCopy !req
170. and I let them
pass right through me.Copy !req
171. I just know that with
some one-on-one timeCopy !req
172. together with
this Eric Cartman,Copy !req
173. I have a chance to change
the way he thinks.Copy !req
174. It might be best
if you just let it go, m'kay?Copy !req
175. You don't understand.
You see, words are like bullets.Copy !req
176. And if you take away
the gun powder—Copy !req
177. Yeah, yeah,
we get it, Mr. Nelson.Copy !req
178. Very well, Mr. Nelson.Copy !req
179. Stacy, go ahead and
send in Eric Cartman.Copy !req
180. Eric, Mr. Nelson is concerned about
how you respond to little people.Copy !req
181. Did I hurt
his little feelings?Copy !req
182. You know, you think you have
the power to make me insecure.Copy !req
183. But your words are actually
completely powerless.Copy !req
184. We should get
like eight of these.Copy !req
185. We can dress them all up
like little beavers, right?Copy !req
186. And then put them in a pond
and see if they build a dam!Copy !req
187. You see,
no matter what you say,Copy !req
188. I'm still standing.Copy !req
189. Barely!Copy !req
190. No matter how you act,
I can rise above it.Copy !req
191. Rise above it.
Get it?Copy !req
192. - Shut your fucking mouth!
- Mr. Nelson!Copy !req
193. He didn't get to me.
I was just joking.Copy !req
194. Look, look how
it's face gets all red.Copy !req
195. He's like a little strawberry.Copy !req
196. Words with venom,
words that bind.Copy !req
197. Words used like weapons
to cloud my mind.Copy !req
198. I'm a person,
I'm a manCopy !req
199. but no matter how I tryCopy !req
200. people just say:
"Hey, there's that nigger guy."Copy !req
201. Everywhere I go,
it's always the same,Copy !req
202. Everyone just thinks of me
as that one single name.Copy !req
203. "Hey, nigger guy, nigger guy.
Hey, nigger guy, stop!"Copy !req
204. Now go.Copy !req
205. Call me nigger guy,
fill me with your hate,Copy !req
206. try to bring me down,
oh, you're too late.Copy !req
207. When will it end,
will there ever be a time?Copy !req
208. When I can be thought of as more,
than just nigger guy.Copy !req
209. Respect.Copy !req
210. Token, hey, wait up.Copy !req
211. I just wanted to say,
I get it now.Copy !req
212. You know, after that little person
talked at that assembly the other day.Copy !req
213. I understand how you feel about
somebody saying the "N" word.Copy !req
214. So... black people
are midgets?Copy !req
215. Goddammit!Copy !req
216. Excuse me.
Over here, please.Copy !req
217. I need all students
to join me over here.Copy !req
218. I've called you here because
it is time that we taughtCopy !req
219. Eric Cartman a lesson,
once and for all.Copy !req
220. And in a few seconds
Eric will be sent in,Copy !req
221. and when he walks
through that door,Copy !req
222. I want you all
at the same time to yell,Copy !req
223. "Hello, fatso."Copy !req
224. I don't think
that's a very good idea, sir.Copy !req
225. He has to learn his lesson.
You see, words are like bullets.Copy !req
226. All right, all right,
here he comes.Copy !req
227. - Hello, fatso!
- Hello, fatso!Copy !req
228. Hey, what the hell
is that?Copy !req
229. You think
that's fucking funny?Copy !req
230. Kyle, did you put
everybody up to this?Copy !req
231. I bet you did.
What the hell is going on?Copy !req
232. Now you know
how it feels.Copy !req
233. You better shut up
or I'm gonna kick your ass.Copy !req
234. All right, all right,
who is the freaking geniusCopy !req
235. who dressed up it
in little suspenders.Copy !req
236. Clyde, was that you?Copy !req
237. And so it is my honor...Copy !req
238. to announce today the Randy Marsh
African-American scholarship foundation.Copy !req
239. It is my hope that
this foundation will prove...Copy !req
240. my commitment to the education
of African-American students.Copy !req
241. And erase, once and for all,
my identity as the nigger guy.Copy !req
242. You really...Copy !req
243. You really don't know
how hard it isCopy !req
244. to be constantly reminded
of somethingCopy !req
245. lame that happened
in your past.Copy !req
246. I mean, I... just wanna move on
from what happenedCopy !req
247. on Wheel of Fortune,
you know.Copy !req
248. When people call me
nigger guy...Copy !req
249. they're bringing up a painful
chapter of my historyCopy !req
250. and all the negativity
that went along with it.Copy !req
251. You just, you can't
imagine how that feels.Copy !req
252. Is this nigger guy serious?Copy !req
253. Anyway, here is to a new start
for us all, thank you!Copy !req
254. Hey, look, Skeeter.
That's that guy from the TV.Copy !req
255. Well, well, well. Looks like
we got ourselves a nigger guy.Copy !req
256. Whoa!Copy !req
257. Where you going,
nigger guy?Copy !req
258. Please, I don't want
any trouble.Copy !req
259. Well, you got trouble!Copy !req
260. When you first decided
to slanderCopy !req
261. an entire race of people
on Wheel of Fortune.Copy !req
262. Yeah, you like making
fun of minorities, nigger guy?Copy !req
263. We don't take kindly
to social ignorance.Copy !req
264. You tell him, Skeeter,
you tell him!Copy !req
265. - What do you want?
- What do we want?Copy !req
266. We want to live in a world
without people like youCopy !req
267. who are intolerant
of African-Americans.Copy !req
268. Leave him alone.Copy !req
269. Hey, that's
that other nigger guy.Copy !req
270. That's the guy from Seinfeld used
the "N" word a whole bunch of times.Copy !req
271. Michael Richards.
Well, son of a bitch.Copy !req
272. Looks like
it's our lucky day.Copy !req
273. We done got us
two nigger guys.Copy !req
274. Make that three.Copy !req
275. - Mark Fuhrman.
- Who?Copy !req
276. He done said the "N" word
in the O.J. case.Copy !req
277. What is this,
a nigger guy convention?Copy !req
278. We aren't being
pushed around anymore.Copy !req
279. Leave!Copy !req
280. Come on, Skeeter,Copy !req
281. these nigger guys
ain't worth our trouble.Copy !req
282. Damn nigger guys,
we'll be back!Copy !req
283. You better come with us.Copy !req
284. Come on in, Mr. Marsh.
We'll make you some coffee.Copy !req
285. What's going on here?Copy !req
286. We've been following your story
since we first saw it on the news.Copy !req
287. Don't worry,
you're with friends now.Copy !req
288. Dale here used the "N" word
in a racial joke at work.Copy !req
289. Scott used
the plural "N" wordCopy !req
290. to refer to a group of gardeners
who broke his fence.Copy !req
291. They were Mexicans.
I was being ironic.Copy !req
292. We're all just like you.Copy !req
293. No, no, no, I'm sorry,
but I'm not like you.Copy !req
294. I just said the "N" word
by mistake to win money.Copy !req
295. I made a mistake to,
I was trying to be funny!Copy !req
296. I got frustrated and thought
I would get some shock laughs.Copy !req
297. I'm just... not that good
of a comedianCopy !req
298. if you wanna know
the real truth.Copy !req
299. You said the "N" word
to a black man's face.Copy !req
300. That's way worse
than what I did.Copy !req
301. You really think
that matters?Copy !req
302. You really think all those people
out there see a difference?Copy !req
303. Oh, they might see your racial slur
was more accidental.Copy !req
304. They might even
laugh about it.Copy !req
305. But at the end of the day,Copy !req
306. all you are to them is just
another damn nigger guy.Copy !req
307. Oh, you don't like that,
do you?Copy !req
308. - No.
- Randy, we want you to join us.Copy !req
309. We have a plan
to make this all go away,Copy !req
310. once and for all.Copy !req
311. Now, look, Token.Copy !req
312. I've done everything I can
to make this right.Copy !req
313. You have no reason
to still be mad.Copy !req
314. I have every reason to be mad.
You just don't get it.Copy !req
315. I'm not responsible
for what my dad did.Copy !req
316. No, but you can't just pretend
it never happened either.Copy !req
317. What the hell
do you want from me?Copy !req
318. Nothing.Copy !req
319. - Then stop being mad.
- No!Copy !req
320. Fellas, fellas, come quick!
Cartman's gonna fight the midget!Copy !req
321. Hey, come on now!Copy !req
322. Dude, you sure
you wanna do this?Copy !req
323. Apparently, this guy has
a black belt in karate.Copy !req
324. It's a midget, dude.Copy !req
325. Students, I am going
to beat the crapCopy !req
326. out of this kid
to prove a point.Copy !req
327. No, no, dude, it can't talk.
That isn't fair, I'll laugh too much.Copy !req
328. Senators, I know it is not normally
considered "American" to ban words.Copy !req
329. But there is one slur that has
caused so much damage...Copy !req
330. that we believe it should
finally be made illegal.Copy !req
331. I'm talking of course
about the term nigger guy.Copy !req
332. "Nigger guy?"Copy !req
333. Two words which by themselves can
be harmless, but which together...Copy !req
334. - Form a verbal missile of hate.
- Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
335. Oh, sure, some people
just use the term in guest.Copy !req
336. Tell a nigger guy joke or two,
thinking it's no big deal.Copy !req
337. But they don't realise
it can lead to peopleCopy !req
338. using the term
as an excuse for violence.Copy !req
339. Goddamn nigger guy is trying
to be all political right now.Copy !req
340. Senators,
I've learned to admitCopy !req
341. that I'm capable of having slightly
racist thoughts once in a while.Copy !req
342. Can anybody say
they never do?Copy !req
343. How long will it be before
you are all called nigger guys?Copy !req
344. Hold on a second.Copy !req
345. Are you suggesting that
nigger guy could becomeCopy !req
346. a slur that refers
to all white people?Copy !req
347. I'm certainly not a nigger guy,
I've never thought a racist thought.Copy !req
348. Oh, come on, you're the biggest
nigger guy in Washington.Copy !req
349. Mr. Marsh, we see now
the importance of your bill.Copy !req
350. All those in favor to ban
the term nigger guy.Copy !req
351. - Aye.
- Opposed?Copy !req
352. Nay?Copy !req
353. The motion is passed!Copy !req
354. - All right!
- All right!Copy !req
355. We did it!Copy !req
356. For the first time
in American history,Copy !req
357. a word has been
officially banned from use.Copy !req
358. From now on,
if a person uses the word niggerCopy !req
359. it must be at least seven words
away from the word guy.Copy !req
360. Tom, it appears that the
nigger guy epidemic is over.Copy !req
361. Oh, dammit,
I said it, didn't I?Copy !req
362. Let's go, midget!Copy !req
363. Okay, okay, you win!Copy !req
364. - Say Uncle!
- Uncle!Copy !req
365. Now say, Carol Anne
don't go into the light.Copy !req
366. Carol Anne,
don't go into the light.Copy !req
367. There, now you all see...Copy !req
368. that I am not limited
by my size!Copy !req
369. I have proven my point.
My work here is done.Copy !req
370. - What was his point?
- I have no idea.Copy !req
371. - Dude, I don't get it.
- I don't get it either.Copy !req
372. Wait a minute. That's it.
I don't get it.Copy !req
373. Don't you see, Kyle?
I don't get it!Copy !req
374. Token, I get it now.
I don't get it.Copy !req
375. I've been trying to say that
I understand how you feel,Copy !req
376. but I'll never understand.Copy !req
377. I'll never really get
how it feelsCopy !req
378. for a black person to have
somebody use the "N" word.Copy !req
379. I don't get it.Copy !req
380. - Now you get it, Stan.
- Yeah, I totally don't get it.Copy !req
381. Thanks, dude.Copy !req