1. Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
2. Mrs. Cartman, we have had it
with your son's behavior, m'kay.Copy !req
3. Little Billy Turner is now
being treated at the hospital.Copy !req
4. Eric, why would you
do such a thing?Copy !req
5. I'm sorry I handcuffed
Billy Turner's ankleCopy !req
6. to the school flagpole.Copy !req
7. You know that's not the point!Copy !req
8. Okay, I'm sorry I handcuffed
Billy Turner's ankleCopy !req
9. to a flagpole
and then gave him a hacksaw...Copy !req
10. and then told him I had
poisoned his lunch milkCopy !req
11. and the only way he could get
to the antidote in timeCopy !req
12. would be to saw through his leg.Copy !req
13. That's very naughty, Eric.Copy !req
14. Well, he called me chubby!Copy !req
15. We have tried at this school
to make Eric understandCopy !req
16. that there are boundaries,
m'kay.Copy !req
17. But frankly, we believe
his behavioral problemsCopy !req
18. start at home.Copy !req
19. I know.
I know he's out of control.Copy !req
20. But you don't know
what it's like.Copy !req
21. I'm sorry.Copy !req
22. It's just that he seems
to get worse every day.Copy !req
23. He just never listens!Copy !req
24. Well, nice going, asshole.
You made my mom cry!Copy !req
25. It's not him.
It's you, Eric!Copy !req
26. I don't know what to do
with you.Copy !req
27. Sure you do.
You're a great mom!Copy !req
28. Mrs. Cartman, I know
this is extremely difficult,Copy !req
29. but there is help out there
for people like you.Copy !req
30. Have you ever heard of a show
called "Nanny 911"?Copy !req
31. They're every parent's
worst nightmare.Copy !req
32. Shut up!
I hate you! I hate you!Copy !req
33. Kids completely out of control.Copy !req
34. Look! I'm skating!
I'm skating!Copy !req
35. It's time to call "Nanny 911."Copy !req
36. We've gathered a team
of world-class nanniesCopy !req
37. to help families in crisis.Copy !req
38. Parents of America,
help is on the way!Copy !req
39. Tonight...Copy !req
40. Mom, I need
another energy drink!Copy !req
41. This 8-year-old son of a single
parent just won't behave.Copy !req
42. And Nanny Stella is selected
to set him straight!Copy !req
43. It's time for Nanny StellaCopy !req
44. to show Eric CartmanCopy !req
45. his ways are not going to be
tolerated anymore!Copy !req
46. Mom, are you deaf?
Somebody's at the door!Copy !req
47. Yes, I think it's the nanny,
poopsiekins.Copy !req
48. Killer. I'm gonna be on TV now.Copy !req
49. Hello!
I'm Nanny Stella!Copy !req
50. Oh, thank you so much
for coming.Copy !req
51. Please come in.Copy !req
52. And you must be Eric!Copy !req
53. Mom, I want a Twinkie.Copy !req
54. A-All right, dear.Copy !req
55. Hold on, Mrs. Cartman.Copy !req
56. There are going to be some
rule changes around here, Eric.Copy !req
57. First of all, no video games
until chores are done.Copy !req
58. I'm serious.Copy !req
59. Let's put down the video game
and go to the kitchen.Copy !req
60. No, thanks. I'd rather not.Copy !req
61. Right. Then I'm going to
have to take it.Copy !req
62. What the hell
do you think you're doing?Copy !req
63. Come on.Copy !req
64. This video game is going
right here on the counterCopy !req
65. until we've done some chores.Copy !req
66. Now, first thing we're going to
do is make your bed.Copy !req
67. Eric, no!
This is not acceptable!Copy !req
68. Stop trying to bogart my Xbox,
you fat bitch!Copy !req
69. All right. That's it.
You're going to time-out!Copy !req
70. Time-out?Copy !req
71. Whenever you are naughty, Eric,Copy !req
72. you are going to sit
on this stool for five minutes.Copy !req
73. And what exactly keeps me
on the stool?Copy !req
74. It's the time-out stool.Copy !req
75. You can't get down
until the time is up.Copy !req
76. Whoa!
How did I do that!Copy !req
77. Eric, you have to stay
in time-out!Copy !req
78. Um, no?Copy !req
79. Come on.
You don't have a choice.Copy !req
80. All right. Seriously, you're
starting to piss me off now.Copy !req
81. Eric, you need to listen to me.Copy !req
82. This is very important.Copy !req
83. I'm getting down to eye level
with EricCopy !req
84. so that I can talk to him
on his level.Copy !req
85. Eric, you need to understandCopy !req
86. why you are being punished,
all right?Copy !req
87. I'm just gonna get down
as soon as you move.Copy !req
88. Well, then I'll just
have to stand right here!Copy !req
89. Aah!Copy !req
90. He spit in my mouth!Copy !req
91. Yeah.
It's best to avoid his level.Copy !req
92. All right.
I've dealt with this before.Copy !req
93. We just need to use psychology
on him.Copy !req
94. Eric, can I just talk to you
for a quick second?Copy !req
95. Why are you so angry?Copy !req
96. Because you took my Xbox.Copy !req
97. Is this about more
than your video game?Copy !req
98. Are you feeling angry at meCopy !req
99. because you think I'm here
to change your life?Copy !req
100. Well... yeah.Copy !req
101. And you're feeling
like I have no rightCopy !req
102. to come in
and tell you how to live.Copy !req
103. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
104. See this?Copy !req
105. You have to take the timeCopy !req
106. to talk to your children
about their feelings.Copy !req
107. What else are you feeling, Eric?Copy !req
108. Well, I'm feeling confused,Copy !req
109. because I don't understand
why you became a nanny.Copy !req
110. Me?Copy !req
111. Well, because I love children,
like you.Copy !req
112. Right, but if you love children
so much,Copy !req
113. how come you're not a mommy?Copy !req
114. Oh, I just never had kids.Copy !req
115. Why not?Copy !req
116. It just... didn't happen.Copy !req
117. You're sterile.
Is that it?Copy !req
118. No. That's too convenient
of an excuse.Copy !req
119. The truth is, nobody ever wanted
to have babies with you.Copy !req
120. Isn't that it?Copy !req
121. Always the moms-maid,
never the mom.Copy !req
122. Must be hard on you, knowing
that the years are ticking away,Copy !req
123. your friends
all getting married,Copy !req
124. and all the while your uterus
slowly shriveling away,Copy !req
125. drying up,
becoming totally worthless.Copy !req
126. Why, you — you —
you little bastard!Copy !req
127. How dare you?Copy !req
128. Eric, naughty.Copy !req
129. What kind of monster would —Copy !req
130. Yes!
Let the anger come!Copy !req
131. Strike me down while you can!Copy !req
132. But it won't make your dried-up
ovaries any more fertile!Copy !req
133. That's it!
I'm not doing this!Copy !req
134. Oh, but we really need
some help!Copy !req
135. Find yourself another nanny...
television show!Copy !req
136. Coming up next,
it's "Supernanny"!Copy !req
137. Where other nannies fail,
Nanny Jo comes through!Copy !req
138. This child's behaviorCopy !req
139. is totally unacceptable!Copy !req
140. But there's no child too tough
for Supernanny!Copy !req
141. In just three days' time,Copy !req
142. you're going to see
a new Eric Cartman!Copy !req
143. I'm afraid Supernanny is in a
deep state of mental psychosis.Copy !req
144. What do you mean?Copy !req
145. I mean she spends
most of her time sobbingCopy !req
146. and eating her own excrement.Copy !req
147. From hell.Copy !req
148. It's from hell!Copy !req
149. Oh, dear.Copy !req
150. I don't know what else to doCopy !req
151. about my son's
behavioral problems.Copy !req
152. We've been through every nanny
reality show on television.Copy !req
153. Well, there is one more show
you could still try.Copy !req
154. When good dogs go bad,Copy !req
155. there's one man
who's their best friend.Copy !req
156. Cesar Millan.Copy !req
157. No dog
is too much for me to handle.Copy !req
158. I rehabilitate dogs.
I train people.Copy !req
159. I am the dog whisperer.Copy !req
160. Please come in.Copy !req
161. So, tell me what are
the problemsCopy !req
162. you're having with the child.Copy !req
163. Well, he's just out of control.Copy !req
164. I mean, he never listens to me,
and he pretty much runs my life.Copy !req
165. So the child needs to learnCopy !req
166. that he's not the most important
person in the house.Copy !req
167. You can stop talking
behind my back.Copy !req
168. I'm right here, fruitcake.Copy !req
169. See, I'm not looking
at the child,Copy !req
170. I'm not acknowledging the child.Copy !req
171. I'm just letting the child know
I'm not interested in him.Copy !req
172. Not interested in me?Copy !req
173. See, the child thinks your world
revolves around himCopy !req
174. because it does,Copy !req
175. because everything he does
gets a response from you.Copy !req
176. - Yeah. Well, I don't see why —
- Tsst!Copy !req
177. Hey!Copy !req
178. Don't look at the child.
Just keep looking at me.Copy !req
179. Let him know we are
having a conversation.Copy !req
180. - Mom, this guy doesn't —
- Tsst!Copy !req
181. - Aah! Quit it!
- What is that you're doing?Copy !req
182. Dogs show their dominance by
nipping each other on the neck.Copy !req
183. But it works equally well
on the child.Copy !req
184. I just use two fingers
and nip at the child's neck.Copy !req
185. Doesn't hurt the child.
Just let him know I am dominant.Copy !req
186. Look, Mexican,
if you really think that —Copy !req
187. - Tsst!
- Knock it off!Copy !req
188. Tsst!Copy !req
189. See, I'm not validating
his bad behaviorCopy !req
190. with either a negative
or positive response.Copy !req
191. Oh!
That's very interesting!Copy !req
192. I think the first thing
we need to work onCopy !req
193. is getting the child
some exercise.Copy !req
194. He's fat and he has
all this pent-up energy that...Copy !req
195. - I'm not fat!
- ... we need to let him burn off.Copy !req
196. Do you take walks with your son?Copy !req
197. Well, no, I don't.Copy !req
198. Go on.
Take your son for a walk.Copy !req
199. Hey!Copy !req
200. You think this is funny,
you son of a bitch?Copy !req
201. See, once again,
I am the one going for a walk.Copy !req
202. This is about me. The child is
lucky enough to come along.Copy !req
203. - Mom, this is degrading!
- Tsst!Copy !req
204. Aah!
God damn it!Copy !req
205. Don't look at him.
Just look straight ahead.Copy !req
206. He'll run out of energy soon.Copy !req
207. Mom.Copy !req
208. Mo-o-o-o-m!Copy !req
209. Here. Why don't you try it now?
Take your son.Copy !req
210. Mom, seriously,
people are seeing me!Copy !req
211. Good.
Just keep your confidence.Copy !req
212. Shoulders back,
eyes straight ahead.Copy !req
213. The child can pick up
on that confidenceCopy !req
214. and learn he's supposed to
follow you, not lead you.Copy !req
215. Mom, don't you love me?Copy !req
216. Can't you see I'm unhappy
right now?Copy !req
217. - Tsst!
- Mom!Copy !req
218. Good, Mrs. Cartman.
Very good!Copy !req
219. And now back to
"The Dog Whisperer."Copy !req
220. It is important to understand
that dogs run in packs.Copy !req
221. And one dog is always
dominant — the pack leader.Copy !req
222. God damn it!
Stop ignoring me!Copy !req
223. You must assert yourself as pack
leader with dominant energy.Copy !req
224. - All right!
- This is abuse!Copy !req
225. I'm a child,
and I'm entitled to attention!Copy !req
226. - Tsst!
- Quit it, Mom!Copy !req
227. It doesn't seem to work as well
when I do it.Copy !req
228. Okay. Let me show you how
to express the dominant energy.Copy !req
229. What I have done
is I have brought overCopy !req
230. some Kentucky Fried Chicken.Copy !req
231. Ooh.
Colonel?Copy !req
232. I am going to eat first,Copy !req
233. because that is what
the pack leader does.Copy !req
234. Gim— Gimme the chicken.
Gimme some chicken!Copy !req
235. - Tsst!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
236. I want chicken!
Gimme some goddamn chicken!Copy !req
237. I am not going to acknowledge
the child's attemptCopy !req
238. at aggressive,
dominant behavior.Copy !req
239. Now you eat the chicken.Copy !req
240. Mom, gimme —
gimme some chicken.Copy !req
241. I want some chicken, Mom!Copy !req
242. We won't reward him until he's
in a calm, submissive behavior.Copy !req
243. God damn it!
I am not a dog!Copy !req
244. Gimme the chicken.
G-Gimme the chicken.Copy !req
245. I want the chicken.
Chicken!Copy !req
246. Gimme chicken! Gimme chicken!
Gimme chicken! Gimme chicken!Copy !req
247. We need him to become relaxed
and submissive.Copy !req
248. Okay. I'm fine.
I'm cool now.Copy !req
249. May I have some chicken, please?Copy !req
250. Oh, very good, sweetie.Copy !req
251. No. No.
Now he's lying.Copy !req
252. You can tell from his stance
he's still aggressive-dominant.Copy !req
253. Suck my asshole, taco bender!Copy !req
254. - See?
- God damn it!Copy !req
255. You can't stand here
and eat KFC in front of me!Copy !req
256. - Now hand it over!
- Tsst!Copy !req
257. You can't do that to me!
I— God damn it! This —Copy !req
258. Tsst!Copy !req
259. Eh. Eh.Copy !req
260. I am not being aggressive.
I am being dominant.Copy !req
261. Wow.
I have a lot to learn.Copy !req
262. Mom, I'm serious.
This has gone on long enough.Copy !req
263. Get that guy out of here
and give me a piece of chicken.Copy !req
264. That's how you want it, bitch?
Fine!Copy !req
265. I hate you!
I'm running away!Copy !req
266. Oh, dear.Copy !req
267. That's okay. This is all part
of the dominant struggle.Copy !req
268. But what if he does run away?Copy !req
269. Let him go.
He'll be back.Copy !req
270. This is a good opportunity
for you to relaxCopy !req
271. and enjoy your favorite hobby.Copy !req
272. Oh, boy! Park Avenue!
I'm rich!Copy !req
273. Hey, guys.
I've got some pretty big news.Copy !req
274. I ran away from home.Copy !req
275. Yeah.Copy !req
276. My mom just doesn't care about
me anymore, so I moved out.Copy !req
277. She didn't even try to stop me.Copy !req
278. It's gonna be tough living on
my own, but I'll get by somehow.Copy !req
279. You can't stay here.Copy !req
280. Maybe you didn't hear me.
I ran away.Copy !req
281. I don't have anywhere to sleep.
I'm out on the streets.Copy !req
282. You're not staying at my house
either.Copy !req
283. All right.
That's fine.Copy !req
284. - Butters, I'll crash with you.
- No.Copy !req
285. My parents won't let me bring
homeless people home anymore.Copy !req
286. Well, what do you guys
expect me to do?Copy !req
287. Stay at Kenny's house?
His family is totally poor!Copy !req
288. I'm not staying
with poor people!Copy !req
289. All right. I'll stay with Kenny.
Let's go, man.Copy !req
290. - Mrph rmh.
- Ugh!Copy !req
291. Well, I guess now we see just
how supportive friends can be.Copy !req
292. When the chips are down,
you won't even lend a hand!Copy !req
293. I'll just go sleep on the street
somewhere, out in the cold.Copy !req
294. Probably get mugged and
gang-raped by some minorities.Copy !req
295. You guys will be sorry
when I turn up dead!Copy !req
296. Whoopie!
J&R Railroad!Copy !req
297. Hey, Jimmy, you're not
gonna believe this,Copy !req
298. but I ran away from home.Copy !req
299. I just —
I really need the supportCopy !req
300. of my best friend right now.Copy !req
301. Who's your best friend?Copy !req
302. You are, Jimmy!
We've always been best friends!Copy !req
303. We know everything
about each other!Copy !req
304. What's my last name?Copy !req
305. God damn it.Copy !req
306. Craig. Dude.
I ran away from home.Copy !req
307. You're the first person
I came to.Copy !req
308. I knew you'd take me in
off the streets.Copy !req
309. But I hate you.Copy !req
310. Should that really matter
at a time like this?Copy !req
311. This is bullcrap!Copy !req
312. Mom will break soon.
I can outlast her.Copy !req
313. All right.
I'm back.Copy !req
314. Oh, Eric!
I'm so happy you're home!Copy !req
315. Yes. Well, hopefully
you've learned your lesson.Copy !req
316. I've come back,Copy !req
317. but there's going to be
some changes around here.Copy !req
318. Look what I did, Eric.Copy !req
319. I learned how to make
sumi-e paintings!Copy !req
320. I'd almost forgotten
how artistic I was.Copy !req
321. That's super interesting,Copy !req
322. but I've been out living on the
streets for almost four hours.Copy !req
323. Make me something to eat.Copy !req
324. Cesar!Copy !req
325. How's the painting going?Copy !req
326. Oh, God damn it!Copy !req
327. Oh, look.
It came back.Copy !req
328. Yep.
Just like you said he would.Copy !req
329. What is he still doing here?Copy !req
330. He said he's hungry.
What should I do?Copy !req
331. Let's feed it.Copy !req
332. What the hell is this?Copy !req
333. Skinless chicken,
boiled vegetables, and salad?Copy !req
334. This is just like Auschwitz!Copy !req
335. This is more aggressive,
dominant behavior.Copy !req
336. Don't nurture it.Copy !req
337. Oh, my God.
Bite-size Snickers?Copy !req
338. That's it.Copy !req
339. I'm calling
child protective services!Copy !req
340. Come on, Mrs. Cartman.
You must become pack leader.Copy !req
341. What do you do?Copy !req
342. Eric, if you don't want to eat,Copy !req
343. then why don't you just go
brush your teeth and go to bed?Copy !req
344. No.
You're asking him a favor.Copy !req
345. Don't ask a favor.
Dominate.Copy !req
346. Mom, I want this guy
out of here! You got it?Copy !req
347. If he's not gone in two minutes,Copy !req
348. I will call social services
on you!Copy !req
349. You project the dominant energy,Copy !req
350. and he will pick up on it,
I promise.Copy !req
351. Shoulders back, head high.Copy !req
352. Don't reason with it.
Don't argue with it.Copy !req
353. Just dominate it.Copy !req
354. I am your son,
and you will listen to me!Copy !req
355. - You have no right to —
- Tsst!Copy !req
356. Mom, knock it off!Copy !req
357. - I'm not gonna stand for —
- Tsst!Copy !req
358. - Seriously, Mom —
- Tsst!Copy !req
359. This is —
Why are you doing this?Copy !req
360. - Tsst! Tsst!
- Mom!Copy !req
361. Ma... Ma...Copy !req
362. I did it!Copy !req
363. You see? You were calm,
assertive, and in control.Copy !req
364. Oh!
Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
365. See? This is the behavior
we've been looking for.Copy !req
366. This is a relaxed,
submissive state.Copy !req
367. - He's never done this before.
- Good.Copy !req
368. Now you can reward the behavior
with praise and attention.Copy !req
369. I love you very much,
poopsiekins.Copy !req
370. You're Mommy's sunshine.Copy !req
371. Now you can give him a snack.Copy !req
372. Good.
This is really good.Copy !req
373. Now try a command.Copy !req
374. Eric, I want you to go upstairs
and brush your teeth.Copy !req
375. Then I'll be up
to read you a story before bed.Copy !req
376. Oh, my goodness.
I can't believe it.Copy !req
377. This is a great first step.Copy !req
378. But you're going to have to stay
firm and confident.Copy !req
379. You are the pack leader now.Copy !req
380. I am the pack leader!Copy !req
381. Now, before you go
read your son a story,Copy !req
382. let's go enjoy a nice,
quiet cup of tea.Copy !req
383. Sounds divine.Copy !req
384. Who does she think she is
telling me to go brush my teeth?Copy !req
385. Jesus.
What's happening to me?Copy !req
386. So, how is your son doing,
Mrs. Cartman?Copy !req
387. Oh, he's been amazing, Cesar.Copy !req
388. He got an "A"
on his last spelling testCopy !req
389. and a B-plus in history.Copy !req
390. He's losing weight,
and he's doing what I tell him.Copy !req
391. That's great!Copy !req
392. The best part is I'm not letting
him boss me around anymore.Copy !req
393. I could have never come out
and had a nice lunchCopy !req
394. on a Saturday afternoon
with a friend before!Copy !req
395. Good, Mrs. Cartman.Copy !req
396. Sounds like you're treating
your son like a sonCopy !req
397. and not like a friend.Copy !req
398. There's just one problem.Copy !req
399. He still fights me
every step of the way.Copy !req
400. I feel like he's doing
what I tell himCopy !req
401. but that inside he's still
the same angry, spoiled child.Copy !req
402. Don't worry.Copy !req
403. When you correct the behavior,Copy !req
404. eventually you will see a change
in the personality.Copy !req
405. Oh, Cesar, I'm so happy
to have you in my life.Copy !req
406. Guys, listen up.Copy !req
407. I really need your help
this time.Copy !req
408. I've thought about it a lot,Copy !req
409. and I've decided
I have to kill my mom.Copy !req
410. Kill your mom?Copy !req
411. She doesn't let me wear
whatever I want anymore.Copy !req
412. Things have really gotten
out of hand.Copy !req
413. My mom must die
so I can have a place to live,Copy !req
414. but without her trying to run
my life.Copy !req
415. She's like Hitler
with all the demands she makes.Copy !req
416. Dude, have you lost more weight?Copy !req
417. Yes!
I've lost almost 10 pounds now!Copy !req
418. You see what I mean?Copy !req
419. I totally know how it felt to be
a Jew in the Holocaust now.Copy !req
420. I have to kill my mom.
It's my only way out.Copy !req
421. Dude, don't kill your mom.
That's not cool.Copy !req
422. She's Hitler.Copy !req
423. Would you have killed Hitler
if you had the chance?Copy !req
424. All right.
Now, here's the plan.Copy !req
425. At 9:45 tonight,
I will sneak out of my roomCopy !req
426. and leave the house,
leaving the back door unlocked.Copy !req
427. You guys come into the house
at 10:30 p.m. sharp,Copy !req
428. having given me enough time
to get down to PerkinsCopy !req
429. and be seen by everyone there.Copy !req
430. And then all four of you
go upstairs to kill my mom.Copy !req
431. Dude, we're not killing
your mom.Copy !req
432. Well, I can't kill her.
I'm too obvious a suspect.Copy !req
433. When you reach her room,
Butters will keep a lookoutCopy !req
434. while Kenny opens
the bedroom door,Copy !req
435. Kyle puts a pillow
over my mom's head,Copy !req
436. and Stan shoots her in the face.Copy !req
437. Where am I supposed to get
a gun?Copy !req
438. Well, I don't know.
That's your job, Stan!Copy !req
439. Do I have to think of everything
here?Copy !req
440. I'm not shooting anybody.Copy !req
441. Okay. Fine. Butters, you cover
my mom's head with a pillow.Copy !req
442. - Kyle can shoot her in the face.
- No, Cartman!Copy !req
443. Oh. Well, how about
I just do everything?Copy !req
444. How does that sound?
I'll just do everythingCopy !req
445. while you guys sit here
and play video games!Copy !req
446. Fine!
I'll do it by myself!Copy !req
447. You forced me to do this.Copy !req
448. You couldn't just love me
as a son.Copy !req
449. You just had to humiliate
and degrade me with your rules.Copy !req
450. I won't let you dominate
my life anymore.Copy !req
451. Goodbye, Mother.Copy !req
452. Wait.Copy !req
453. Maybe...Copy !req
454. Maybe I don't have the right
to kill my mom.Copy !req
455. No!
She's my mom.Copy !req
456. I can do whatever I want
with her!Copy !req
457. It's more important
I live the way I want!Copy !req
458. She isn't an object you can own.
She's a human being.Copy !req
459. She isn't an object I can own.
S-She's a human being.Copy !req
460. No! Kill her!
No! She's making you suffer!Copy !req
461. Maybe all these changes are good
for me.Copy !req
462. Maybe...Copy !req
463. The world doesn't revolve
around me?Copy !req
464. Maybe the world doesn't revolve
around me.Copy !req
465. The... world doesn't revolve
around me!Copy !req
466. Aah!Copy !req
467. Aaaaah!Copy !req
468. Aaaaah!Copy !req
469. Why, Eric!
You made your own breakfast!Copy !req
470. Yeah, Mom. It's okay.
It's grapefruit and lean ham.Copy !req
471. And you're studying
before school?Copy !req
472. Well, you told me
I had to review my homeworkCopy !req
473. before class started.Copy !req
474. Oh, Eric.
I'm very proud of you.Copy !req
475. T-Thank you?Copy !req
476. I love you, sweetie.Copy !req
477. Okay, Mom.
You're embarrassing me. Geez!Copy !req
478. Cesar, I'm so happy you're back!Copy !req
479. How is the child doing?Copy !req
480. Oh, he's amazing.Copy !req
481. I think the change
in personality happened.Copy !req
482. He's doing things
for himself now,Copy !req
483. and he seems to be accepting it.Copy !req
484. I've lost a best friend,
but I've gained a son.Copy !req
485. That's much healthier for him.Copy !req
486. And when he gets older, he'll
be able to be your friend, too.Copy !req
487. You're the best, Cesar.Copy !req
488. And to show my gratitude, I've
got two tickets for you and meCopy !req
489. to see "Madam Butterfly"
this Friday night.Copy !req
490. Well, no.
My work is done.Copy !req
491. I've got to get back
to Los Angeles.Copy !req
492. Oh. But I thought
we were becoming friends.Copy !req
493. No, not really.
You're just a client.Copy !req
494. Well, good luck to you.
Got to go!Copy !req
495. I cleared up the table, Mom.Copy !req
496. I'm gonna go upstairs
and make my bed now.Copy !req
497. Eric, how would you like
to go with meCopy !req
498. to see "Madam Butterfly"
Friday night?Copy !req
499. No, that's okay.Copy !req
500. Besides, I told Stan and KyleCopy !req
501. we could work
on our science project then.Copy !req
502. Well, what if I took youCopy !req
503. to Kentucky Fried Chicken
afterward?Copy !req
504. And then we'll go to Target,
and I'll buy you a Megaranger.Copy !req
505. Could I perhaps have...
two Megarangers?Copy !req
506. Yes, darling.
You can have whatever you want.Copy !req