1. Heads up, furbag!
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2. Is that a... knockoff me?
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3. Knockoff? Oof, that stings!
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4. From the top
of my titanium reinforced head
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5. to my industrial-grade tookus!
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6. Woah, woah, woah!
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7. The name is Chaos Sonic,
like regular Sonic
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8. but with twice the charm,
and none of the failure!
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9. Failure?
You've got the wrong hedgehog, pal!
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10. Au contraire, blue-hair!
I know a fox that might disagree with you.
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11. Another trap... I knew that fox
would set us up!
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12. That's a lie!
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13. I was not programmed to lie!
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14. To New Yoke City!
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15. The seed from which our empire
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16. will someday bloom.
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17. Cheers.
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18. Now, first things first...
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19. As Mayor, President,
Chief Superintendent, High Chancellor...
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20. Who died and made you Emperor Egg?
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21. No one. Yet.
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22. But since we can all agree
he's too old for the job...
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23. Too old? Horsefeathers!
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24. Not so fast!
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25. Or you really will be ancient history.
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26. I oughta teach you
to respect your elders...
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27. Ugh. See? My point exactly.
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28. All in favor of me ruling the city,
say aye.
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29. And let you doom us to mediocrity? Hardly.
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30. Leadership requires vision...
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31. Guess that rules you out.
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32. You think you could run a city?
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33. Better than you.
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34. Why you...
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35. You can't even run the dishwasher.
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36. "You can't even run the dishwasher."
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37. That's what you sound like.
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38. Don't you take that tone with me!
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39. You're not my dad!
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40. Yeah, don't tell us what to do!
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41. Oh, you mean... divide the city?
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42. Five sectors. One for each of us.
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43. The baby has a point.
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44. Surely a council of equals
is preferable to total chaos?
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45. Conquer then divide? So be it.
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46. Looks like your pal...
set us up!
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47. No! Nine wouldn't do that!
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48. Hi-yah!
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49. Hi... Oh!
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50. I've gotta get Nine out of there!
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51. Forget that two-timing punk!
Get in, get the shards, get out!
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52. - That's it!
- Some of us are fast enough... Ow!
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53. Wow, looking at you is like looking
in a mirror!
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54. Only I'm all sad and pathetic!
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55. You're gonna be sad in a minute!
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56. Come on!
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57. Ugh, I can't take it!
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58. You're just so tragic and smelly!
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59. Here, let me help.
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60. Please, stop talking.
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61. Ah!
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62. Gotcha! Saved your life.
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63. Woah!
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64. Have I told you my three-step plan yet?
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65. - Oh, you're gonna love it.
- Hey!
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66. Step 1, beat you to a pulp, obviously.
Step 2, rebrand!
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67. Ugh, this guy just won't stop talking.
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68. First of all, stop talking! And second...
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69. Ah, ah, ah! You didn't hear my step three.
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70. I diversify! T-shirts, pop albums,
a chili dog
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71. flavored soft drink called
"Chaos Sonic's Chaos Tonic!"
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72. - Nice one.
- That the last of 'em?
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73. Better be.
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74. Sonic looks like he could use a hand.
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75. Spoke too soon...
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76. Classic.
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77. Help Sonic!
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78. - I'll hold them off as long as I can.
- I ain't leaving you.
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79. Yes, you are. That's an order.
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80. Go!
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81. What's the matter? Stage fright?
Don't worry. The show's almost over,
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82. and you've had a good run,
but it's time to take your final bow.
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83. Aw, yeah!
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84. I think you're getting rusty, Blue.
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85. This guy ain't so tough.
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86. Two-on-one? Tsk-tsk.
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87. That's cheating.
Guess I'll have to even the odds.
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88. Stand still!
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89. Missed me, missed me,
now here comes my fisty!
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90. Ugh, he's tough.
Maybe I can run down his battery.
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91. Hey, you want to be the new me?
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92. I am the new you.
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93. Well, how about a race?
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94. Oh, I love a race.
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95. See if you can keep up with the original.
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96. Hm.
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97. What have I done?
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98. A great service...
for us, that is.
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99. Mighty charitable of you,
selling out your blue chum like that.
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100. Even if it was
just a slip of the tongue.
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101. The hedgehog has met his match.
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102. Chaos Sonic will destroy him!
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103. And with our endless supply of power,
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104. the resistance is all but over.
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105. Now that we've seen what the shard
can do on a small scale,
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106. what say we widen our lens?
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107. Personally, I've always felt my sector
could use more smokestacks.
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108. Must you be so pedestrian?
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109. What we need is a museum!
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110. Something to commemorate our achievements.
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111. Colonnades, archways, friezes, busts...
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112. Theme park.
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113. Ugh. Save it for the bridge
and tunnel crowd.
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114. Theme. Park.
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115. - Museum!
- Smokestacks!
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116. Theme park.
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117. Everyone pipe down!
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118. Staying local was never part of the plan.
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119. Conquer, then divide, remember?
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120. The old man is right... for once.
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121. However, with this much
shard power at our disposal,
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122. we don't have to conquer those worlds...
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123. We can transform them into
whatever we want,
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124. just like that.
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125. No more oceans,
no more jungles.
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126. With the proper adjustments
to the Shatterdrive,
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127. the portals could stay open
as long as we need.
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128. We wouldn't have to go anywhere!
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129. Imagine universal domination
from the comfort of our own home!
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130. Uh, I wouldn't do that.
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131. Who's asking you?
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132. The portals aren't natural.
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133. Keeping them open will have
repercussions on a universal scale.
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134. The varmint makes sense.
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135. What makes him the expert?
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136. I invented the Shatterdrive technology.
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137. - And we're improving it.
- Pay no attention to the squirrel.
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138. Now, where was I?
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139. Ah, yes.
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140. Why fight over one New Yoke
when we can have five?
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141. - Hello again!
- Ugh!
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142. Gotcha.
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143. - Stop. Seriously, knock it off!
- Stop. Seriously, knock it off!
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144. - Stop copying me!
- Stop copying me!
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145. Boo!
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146. And down goes Sonic!
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147. He can taste his impending defeat,
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148. which I'm guessing tastes like concrete.
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149. Ugh. If I'm half as annoying as this guy,
I really need to make some changes.
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150. Let's start by changing your face!
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151. Ugh... At least I have a face!
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152. I got to hand it to you,
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153. you don't just lose, you lose epically!
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154. Face it, you'll never beat me!
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155. - You're too slow.
- Quit your yapping and come get me.
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156. Oh, no.
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157. Bus-ted!
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158. Sonic! He'll lead me
right back to me beauty...
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159. Doctors! Rejoice!
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160. For today, we demonstrate
the true power of the Shards...
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161. Must you make a speech every time?
Just do the thing.
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162. Fine. Whatever. Dr. Deep.
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163. Begin Operation
"Chaos Terraformation".
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164. Start it up!
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165. Energy extraction
from the Shards is underway.
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166. Over to you, Dr. Babble.
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167. That should do the trick.
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168. The Chaos Council.
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169. At last! Our empire blooms.
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170. Finally.
We're done here.
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171. Oh, come on.
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172. Sorry I'm late.
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173. Where's your evil,
slightly more annoying twin?
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174. He had a bus to catch.
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175. What are we supposed to do about these?
That can't be good.
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176. We ain't going to be able to punch our way
out of this one.
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177. The sooner we get the Shards,
the sooner we can stop this.
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178. - Great point, Rebel.
- Let's go!
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179. Go, go, go!
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180. Hey, bro. Miss me?
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181. Now, where were we?
Oh, yeah.
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182. Now this, this is fun...
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183. I'm picking up at least
two more Shard signatures
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184. undiscovered somewhere in the Void.
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185. Which means...
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186. To each his own Shatterverse.
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187. And then?
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188. Hear, hear!
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189. Feel free to add this butt-kicking
to your long list of failures, Sonic!
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190. You want to know the biggest
difference between you and me?
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191. He's got us.
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192. And you're on your own.
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193. - Nah, friends are a weakness.
- No!
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194. Remember, Sonic, this is all on you.
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195. Huh?
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196. Leave them alone.
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197. After I'm done with you,
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198. I'm going to destroy your friends.
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199. - Avast, scurvy dog!
- Dread?
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200. - You're okay!
- I owe ye one for saving me hide.
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201. But once we're squared,
it's every one for themselves
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202. when it comes to me beauty.
Nya ha ha!
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203. Must have took
one too many punches today.
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204. That makes two of us... and two of you.
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205. Don't question it.
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206. What better way to win a fight
than with a pair of Knuckles?
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207. No argument there.
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208. Shiver me timbers! Ye be me!
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209. Are you making fun of me?
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210. Knuckle's... Woah!
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211. And you, Doctor...
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212. Well, this is new.
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213. - What was that? An earthquake?
- No, bigger.
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214. A ripple in time and space.
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215. The varmint was right,
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216. guess that's what happens
when one goes drilling holes in reality.
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217. You overeager fools!
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218. Whatever it is, we can fix it later.
No sense stopping now.
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219. These fools are going to tear
the Shatterverse apart.
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220. Enough is enough.
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221. Ah! Take this!
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222. Hey, Sonic, are you there?
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223. Sorry, pal, but I'm a little busy
at the moment. Woah!
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224. I have a plan.
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225. Follow my directions and lead it to me.
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226. - You sure?
- Positive. But you got to hurry.
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227. What else is new?
Hey, slow poke!
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228. Sonic, wait!
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229. - I'm starting to think he likes traps.
- Aye, he does.
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230. This is too weird.
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231. Quick, take a right. And a left.
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232. Take a right, then up the stairs!
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233. Exit the top floor!
The lab is at the end of the hall!
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234. Lead him this way!
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235. We did it!
Oh, sorry.
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236. I, uh...
I know you're not really a hugger.
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237. No, I'm sorry.
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238. The Chaos Council used me.
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239. - I didn't...
- Hey, I never doubted you for a second.
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240. And that proves why.
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241. Only a true friend
could pull off a save like that.
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242. Friend? We're friends?
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243. You bet we are! Uh, quick question.
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244. How are we gonna carry them all?
They seem extra Shardy right now.
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245. This will only take a moment.
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246. Ah!
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247. I'm the best!
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248. This case should hold
the Shards and contain their energy.
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249. The more the Shards interact,
the more volatile
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250. and potentially catastrophic
they could become.
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251. Genius.
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252. As always.
Yay, teamwork!
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253. Oh... High-five!
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254. Yes!
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255. Aha! Stop right there, varmints!
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256. I hate this place.
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