1. Grr!
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2. Sticks,
you are a mixed martial artist.
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3. Don't lie to me, me.
This thing stinks!
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4. - Sonic! Wake up!
- What did you say, sugarplum?
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5. Don't call me sugarplum.
I'm not Amy.
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6. What? Sticks! What're you doing?
Unhand my face!
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7. You gotta come with me
to the TV studio.
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8. There's a red-eyed prowler
up to no good!
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9. But I was right in the middle
of a really sweet dream.
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10. I was dancing with sugarplums.
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11. When I say it out loud,
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12. I kinda regret
having said it out loud.
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13. Whoa! Oh, no!
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14. But I saw him
with my own two eyes.
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15. I smelled him with my nose.
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16. I smorphed him
with my sixth sense.
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17. I'm going back to bed.
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18. That's the trouble
with being paranoid.
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19. When something is going on,
no one believes you.
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20. - You can say that again.
- I know, right?
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21. And you saw him at midnight,
all by yourself,
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22. in the empty Village centre
while finger painting?
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23. It's called Jiu-jit-surrealism
and it's the purest form
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24. for expressing
the depths of my soul.
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25. Plus, I found 40 paint cans
in my burrow
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26. and couldn't think of anything
else to do with 'em.
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27. Tired, huh? Not me!
I slept like a baby last night.
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28. No, really! An abandoned crib
washed up on the beach.
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29. You know, Sticks,
sleep deprivation
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30. has been linked to
delusional behaviour.
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31. That can't be it. I never sleep.
But I'm telling ya,
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32. there was something fishy
going on at that TV station.
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33. And I'm gonna prove it.
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34. Hello, my sleepy friends.
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35. This is the Dreamcaster,
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36. and I'm going to take you
on a magical journey.
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37. All you have to do
is follow my silky voice
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38. to the land of sugarplums,
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39. where you want to go
of your own free will
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40. and not because
you're hypnotised.
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41. Denizens of our Village,
you're all being brainwashed!
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42. Don't be fooled!
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43. A robot is controlling
your thoughts! Wake up, sheeple!
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44. Sheeple is a negative term!
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45. We prefer Sheep Villagers.
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46. I'm writing a letter
to that network!
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47. Your minds are being taken over
by the Dreamcaster!
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48. Oh, jeez!
Sticks, what've you done now?
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49. I'm glad you're here!
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50. You guys ready
to rage against the machine?
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51. You! You destroyed my studio,
ya wacky broad.
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52. And I lost the insurance payment
in a poker game!
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53. Hold on.
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54. I'm sure there's
a reasonable explanation.
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55. There is. I had pocket deuces!
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56. Who doesn't go all-in
with pocket deuces?
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57. No, I meant a reasonable
explanation for all of this.
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58. The studio was destroyed
by a brain-washing robot
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59. trying to invade your dreams
through the television!
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60. - Well, I'm 0 for 2.
- Sticks,
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61. nobody's seen
this robot but you.
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62. But he really exists!
His name's Dreamcaster!
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63. It's the worst name
I've ever heard.
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64. - It's not so bad.
- Yeah.
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65. The "er" at the end
is kinda nice.
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66. Look, we all agree
the name is terrible.
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67. But he's hypnotising
you with dreams of sugarplums.
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68. Why can't you get it
through your dumb heads?
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69. As the proud owner
of a dumb head,
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70. I don't like
that you're talking down to me.
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71. And I don't care for
your condescending altitude.
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72. Not sure if that was
a clever pun
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73. or you've no idea
what you're saying.
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74. Why can't it be both?
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75. I can't believe
you guys don't trust me.
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76. I thought you were my friends!
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77. That's her, officer.
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78. The one who broke into my studio
and went bananas!
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79. It wasn't me!
It was Dreamcaster!
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80. If Comedy Chimp says it,
it's gotta be true.
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81. After all, he is on TV.
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82. Oh, man, I'm glad you guys
showed up to... arrest me?
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83. That's not
what I was going to say.
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84. Sorry, Sticks,
it's for your own good.
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85. Maybe a night in ol' stoney
lonesome will clear your head.
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86. You have all earned
your sugarplums.
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87. This is so depressing.
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88. Even Melancholy Harmonica Music,
Volume 2 can't cheer me up.
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89. I can't believe my friends
think I'm whacky.
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90. What if my perception of reality
really is distorted?
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91. Maybe this isn't my hand.
Maybe it's my foot!
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92. - Oh!
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93. You fools! I finally have you
all under my control!
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94. And all it took
was the power of television
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95. and a charmingly hypnotic robot.
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96. I don't find him
particularly charming.
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97. I don't like to brag.
I love to brag!
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98. And using the TV to broadcast
dream-controlling mind waves
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99. was a work
of brag-worthy brilliance.
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100. It's a shame you're too humble
to bring it up.
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101. The mind control began slowly,
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102. thanks to Dreamcaster's
hypnotic commands.
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103. But it's now in full effect.
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104. Observe!
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105. Everyone,
dance the dance of dreams.
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106. I knew it!
I knew Dreamcaster was real!
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107. I guess my hand
really is my hand! Aaah!
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108. Ow!
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109. You weren't affected by
Dreamcaster's control
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110. 'cause you're the only one
without a TV!
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111. What's wrong with you?
What do you do on Saturday?
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112. - What do you talk about?
- I knew TV
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113. was just a big conspiracy
to control everyone's minds!
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114. I'm not talking to you.
You keep watching.
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115. A town full of sleepwalking
minions is nice,
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116. but an entire planet-full
is better!
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117. Begin construction
of the Super-Slumber-Satellite!
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118. Psst! Knuckles!
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119. I've got sugarplums up in here.
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120. Ha, ha!
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121. Listen to Dreamcaster
and fall into slumber.
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122. Taste the plums made of sugar,
and join us.
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123. Must... fight... delicious...
candied... fruit things!
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124. Wow! I never pegged her
for the cowardly type.
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125. Hypnotised minions,
this is a glorious day for me!
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126. For you, not so much.
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127. My evil influence will no longer
be limited to this Village,
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128. but will spread to villages
all over the planet!
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129. They're not applauding
cos they're zombies,
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130. - not cos they're unimpressed.
- Duly noted.
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131. When my plan is complete,
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132. Dreamcaster
will broadcast worldwide,
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133. and I'll be unstoppable!
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134. And it all begins with
just a press of this button.
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135. And then a flick of this switch.
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136. Then I gotta enter
my key code here.
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137. Scan my thumb print...
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138. Swipe my ID badge...
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139. - And finally...
- Not so fast, Eggman!
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140. Fast? What part of that process
seemed fast to you?
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141. Curses! A tinfoil hat!
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142. The only sure-fire way
to protect from mind control.
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143. No matter. I have my unstoppable
army of sleepwalkers!
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144. Zombies, attack!
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145. Admittedly, not the most
effective army. But still...
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146. - Sticks? What's going on?
- Mind control!
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147. Now, put these on Knuckles
and Tails! I'll get Amy!
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148. Hey! I'm no longer
in a mind-numbing stupor.
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149. I'm back to my regular stupor!
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150. Grr!
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151. Finally, I'm free! You know,
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152. this experience has been
a metaphor for my entire life.
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153. No longer will I be just another
face in the crowd!
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154. I'm gonna turn my life around.
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155. Look out, world,
Wildcat's coming at ya!
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156. Sorry to interrupt. Kinda
need this to fight bad guys!
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157. Dreamcaster, time for bed!
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158. And here's the lullaby...
of pain!
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159. So much
for my mind-control scheme.
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160. - Don't mind if you control us.
- That's pretty clever, Orbot.
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161. When we get back to the lair,
I'm removing that wit chip.
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162. Well?
Aren't you going to apologise?
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163. Apologise for what?
We were under mind control!
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164. It wasn't us.
It was Dreamcaster talking.
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165. Really?
So, you don't think I'm nuts?
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166. Uh...
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