1. Grr!
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2. - That all you got?
- Ha!
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3. You were so distracted
with phase one of my plan
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4. that phase two was executed
right under your noses!
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5. Behold! Made ya look!
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6. - So, how was your defeat?
- Uh... He means to say,
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7. how was
your evenly matched battle?
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8. Oh, you know,
pretty evenly matched.
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9. On a point system,
I probably would have won.
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10. A theoretical victory
is the second-best kind!
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11. Why not celebrate with a nice,
hot cup of tea?
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12. I've thrown everything I can
at that blue gopher.
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13. There's gotta be something
I haven't tried yet!
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14. That's it! What is it
that Sonic's most afraid of?
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15. That someone will discover
he sneaks down
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16. to the lair basement to put on
costumes and sing show tunes?
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17. Good guess, but no.
He's afraid of water!
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18. I can't defeat Sonic because
we face each other on land.
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19. Yeah. That's the reason.
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20. Time for a musical montage!
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21. - ♪ Oh, my... ♪
- No show tunes!
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22. As soon as my lucky shorts
are clean,
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23. we'll put my plan into effect.
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24. I'll confront Sonic underwater!
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25. All right,
let's start with the basics.
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26. - This is a pawn.
- Don't kid yourself.
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27. We're all pawns
on the big chessboard of life.
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28. I'm starting to like this game!
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29. Holy mackerel!
It's raining minnow!
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30. Hallelujah.
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31. Well, that was random.
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32. This must be
what birds feel like!
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33. Look at me, I'm a penguin!
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34. We're closing in on the source.
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35. Ugh! Aaah! Ugh!
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36. Uh... Test. One, two. One, two.
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37. Looks like you found me, Sonic.
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38. And just as I was about
to create a giant wave
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39. to flood the entire Village,
destroying everything.
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40. Guess you'll have to come down
here and stop me.
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41. - What did he say?
- Let's get him!
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42. Now, Amy, we don't wanna get
ahead of ourselves.
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43. - He might be bluffing.
- Who's making stuffing?
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44. I'm detecting
some unusual seismic activity.
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45. It'll lead
to a devastating tidal wave
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46. - in less than eight hours!
- We gotta do something!
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47. Whoa! Whoa! Where's the fire?
We got eight hours.
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48. Why don't we hit up Meh Burger
for some munchies?
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49. Don't wanna fight
on an empty stomach, am I right?
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50. - Am I right?
- OK.
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51. Wait! Where are you going?
Evil plan over here!
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52. Needs some thwarting!
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53. Ugh! Ugh!
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54. Outta the way, penguin!
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55. They'll be back.
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56. A hero can't allow his Village
to be devastated.
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57. I think it's in their manual
or something.
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58. I'll just have to wait it out.
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59. Grr!
I should have brought a Sudoku.
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60. So, what do you guys
wanna do after this?
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61. Catch the new
Tommy Thunder flick?
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62. Play some volleyball?
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63. Master every instrument
in the orchestra?
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64. I was thinking
maybe we'd stop Eggman.
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65. Safety first, Tails.
What is it they say?
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66. You can't swim
for three hours after a meal?
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67. - Sonic, you're stalling.
- Stalling? I'm not stalling.
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68. Why would I? I hate stalling.
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69. Here's a list of things
I like better than stalling.
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70. Root beer, bean burritos,
first day of spring,
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71. - second day of spring, third...
- Ahem!
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72. Fine.
I admit it, I still can't swim!
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73. I never took those lessons
at the community pool.
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74. Sonic, you promised!
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75. They wanted to put me in the
beginner's class with the kids.
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76. I can't be swimming around
with 5-year-olds!
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77. They're cruel
when they sense weakness.
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78. That's why, on the first day,
you have to beat up
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79. - the biggest one in the yard.
- Knuckles, that's prison.
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80. - Only if you let it be.
- I suspected Eggman
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81. might try
something like this one day.
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82. - That's why I created these.
- Good thinking, Tails.
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83. We'll stuff 'em with leaves,
dump 'em in the ocean,
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84. and start a new life
two towns over.
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85. No, they're high-tech wetsuits
for battling Eggman underwater.
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86. Fine. We'll go with plan B.
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87. All right, here I go.
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88. Maybe you need a little boost.
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89. - No, no, no, no, no.
- This is more serious
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90. than we thought. We need
to call in a professional.
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91. So, tell me everything.
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92. Don't let the fact
I'm an award-winning journalist
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93. stop you from sharing your
innermost secrets and fears.
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94. - Award-winning?
- Just because they give them
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95. to everyone who participates
doesn't mean they're not awards!
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96. Now, the thing to remember here
is water is not scary.
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97. Just regular, harmless H20.
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98. Aaah! Put it out! Put it out!
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99. Bad example.
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100. If you follow the steps
of my patented system,
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101. I guarantee you'll be
in the water in no time.
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102. Step one...
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103. - You'll probably be fine!
- No! I can't swim!
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104. Those five-year-olds were right!
Cruel, but right!
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105. Oh, yeah, this thing floats.
All right.
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106. I'll just stay here until
someone comes to rescue me.
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107. Or maybe I can face my fears.
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108. We're here, Sonic.
How you handling things?
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109. This isn't so bad.
It's actually kind of OK.
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110. I totally got this! Huh? Aaah!
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111. Just testing out
the elasticity of the suit.
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112. Keep swimming North. Eggman's
pod should be straight ahead.
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113. And if you come across any
Sea-People, you don't know me!
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114. Capisce?
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115. Look who conquered his fear
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116. and is here to thwart
your evil plan.
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117. Good for you.
I'm glad you're not concerned
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118. about the millions of tons
of water around you.
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119. - Yep. No oxygen down here.
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120. Not even a bubble. Nothing
but water in every direction.
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121. - Oh, and also Crab Bots.
- What?
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122. Time to kick some crab butt.
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123. Hold on, it's coming.
Just a sec.
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124. Hey, come back! You're supposed
to be crushified!
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125. Sonic, a little help here!
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126. I'm like a fish out of water
in water.
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127. Ow! Quit it! Pinches!
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128. OK, this isn't so hard.
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129. - Oh, come on!
- Hang tight, Sonic.
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130. No, no, no, no!
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131. Tails! Red alert!
Sonic's air hose has been cut!
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132. I didn't bring a spare,
but maybe we can use the hose
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133. from the plane's cooling system.
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134. - I'll bring it to Sonic.
- You don't have a wetsuit.
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135. I don't need a wetsuit.
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136. Did I mention
how much I hate water?
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137. Aw!
You having a rough time, Sonic?
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138. Wanna take a break?
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139. Well, too bad,
'cause here they come,
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140. the newest minions
on Team Eggman,
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141. Shark Bots!
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142. Hey, chum bucket! This way!
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143. Yeah! Ha, ha! Giddy up!
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144. - Tails, where am I taking 'em?
- There's a weak spot
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145. at the bottom right-hand side
of Eggman's wave machine.
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146. Aaah!
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147. Great hit, Sonic!
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148. Now the machine's facing away
from the Village.
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149. It's gonna blow!
We gotta get outta here!
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150. I have a feeling
something bad is gonna happen.
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151. - Aaah!
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152. Jeez, hope I remembered to
renew my flood-insurance policy.
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153. Well, Sonic, aren't you glad
you overcame your fears?
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154. Overcame? Are you crazy?
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155. They've all been
magnified tenfold!
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156. That was
the scariest thing ever!
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157. I never want to see water again.
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158. - Step two!
- Grr!
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159. Is this a bad time
to ask for my cheque?
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