1. Grr!
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2. Woo-hoo! Nothing like
a relaxing Sunday drive.
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3. Oh, yeah!
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4. Whoa! Whoa!
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5. Whoa!
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6. Hey, buddy. You wanna race?
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7. I don't see a downside.
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8. Aaah! Whoa!
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9. Hoverboarding isn't as much fun
as I remember.
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10. Aaah!
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11. Driver, please stop the bus.
I'll be getting off here.
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12. Whoa!
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13. Ugh!
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14. Oh, no! You've stained my dress!
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15. Now no one will dance with me
at the ice-cream social.
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16. Sonic! Got a crisis here!
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17. Trying to make a Baked Alaska,
but I'm all out of eggs!
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18. Don't worry, Ames. I'm on it!
Sorry, Tails, gotta go.
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19. I can live with that.
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20. Ugh! Grr!
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21. Sorry, Egghead.
It was an accident.
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22. If you want,
you can splash mud on me.
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23. Grr!
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24. - Now we're even.
- Oh, yeah?
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25. Grr!
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26. Boo!
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27. He covered me with mud!
Why are you booing me?
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28. - Grr!
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29. Who knew all those years
of being a dillweed
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30. would rub people the wrong way?
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31. If I want to win
hearts and minds,
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32. I need to change my image.
But how?
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33. I can't believe
it's finally here!
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34. Shut up and take my money!
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35. I assure you
there are enough copies
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36. of the new Tommy Thunder
video game to go around!
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37. Don't listen to him!
They're in limited supply.
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38. Push and shove! Elbows out!
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39. These mouth breathers are really
going gaga for your merch.
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40. I'm tellin' ya, Eggy, since
he put out this video game,
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41. Tommy's image
has never been hotter.
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42. I bet a video game
will improve my image too.
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43. Imagine that!
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44. Eggman in a video game.
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45. Hot new game
just released today!
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46. Finally, a video game starring
a pudgy guy with a moustache!
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47. Can I get a new controller,
please?
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48. Don't you wanna see the newest,
coolest video game ever?
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49. - Super Plumber Brothers?
- No.
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50. - Mortal Bloodsport VII?
- No!
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51. - Comedy Chimp's Combat Golf?
- No! Stache Smash!
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52. It's a side-scrolling
strategy platformer,
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53. full of twists, turns,
and egg puns!
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54. To "beat" it,
you need to collect all seven -
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55. - Pass.
- Why?
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56. It's so old-fashioned.
Where are the cool graphics?
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57. The boss battles?
The gratuitous violence?
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58. Besides, everyone knows
all the best games
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59. use motion capture.
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60. You're living in the past, man.
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61. Grr!
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62. Aaah!
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63. I planted SpyBots everywhere.
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64. Once Team Sonic arrives,
I'll record their movements
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65. using my patented
Yolk Capture technology
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66. for my new state-of-the-art
SuperStache Smash!
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67. Here they come now.
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68. Yah!
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69. Oh, this is great!
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70. These are gonna be
the sickest boss battles ever!
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71. Now, time for
the star of the game!
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72. Do we even retaliate,
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73. or has he humiliated himself
enough already?
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74. I could spin-attack him
over the horizon,
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75. but I'd kinda feel bad about it.
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76. Eh, whatever.
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77. Aaah!
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78. I've got all I need
of Team Sonic,
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79. but somehow my sweet moves
don't look as cool as I'd hoped.
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80. Maybe 'cause
you're getting your butt kicked?
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81. No, no, that's not it.
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82. Might I suggest
motion-capturing a foe
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83. who could actually defeat Sonic?
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84. Then just digitally replace
their image with yours!
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85. What a brilliant idea!
Glad I thought of it.
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86. - It's why you're the boss, sir.
- But who do I know
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87. that stands a chance at
defeating Sonic the Hedgehog?
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88. Aaah!
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89. Shadow,
I have a proposition for you.
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90. Find some other pawn, Eggman.
I'll never work with you again.
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91. Now, get out of my sight.
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92. The only way we're gonna
get Shadow for my plan
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93. is if he thinks Sonic's been
talking mad trash about him.
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94. Hey, Sonic! What do you think
of Shadow the Hedgehog?
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95. I mean, ew, right?
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96. What a random question.
Why you asking me about him?
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97. - I haven't seen him in weeks.
- Oh, just curious.
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98. But, hey! Bet you'd love to
beat him up, huh?
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99. Beat him up?
Nah. Never thought about it.
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100. That battle last time
was a bit of a whirlwind,
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101. but he is a tough customer.
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102. Yeah, but...
how about his shoes?
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103. - Aren't they weird-looking?
- I could take 'em or leave 'em.
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104. Where you getting the questions?
Pulling 'em out of a bag?
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105. I'm outta here.
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106. Grr!
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107. Oh, Shadow!
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108. You again?
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109. Just wanted to let you know
I ran into Sonic today,
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110. and he did not have the nicest
things to say about you!
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111. Shadow? He is. Weak.
That. Wind. Bag.
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112. Could. Never. Beat. Me.
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113. What a. Weak. Weak. Weak.
Wind. Bag. He is.
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114. This aggression shall not stand.
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115. Sonic and his friends shall pay.
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116. Time to take out the trash.
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117. Already on it! Then you'll go
beat up Team Sonic, right?
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118. Here's a good one.
A horse walks into a bar,
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119. and the bartender says,
"Hey! No animals in here!"
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120. - Ugh!
- Knuckles! What happened?
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121. If I had to guess, I'd say
I was knocked into a wall.
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122. Correction.
Pummelled into a wall.
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123. Shadow! What are you doing here?
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124. Fox hunting.
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125. Whoa! Whoa! Ugh!
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126. Aaah!
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127. I'll need a three-camera setup
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128. and a fourth
giving me an overhead view.
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129. Move, move, move!
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130. Good thing I took
that shadow-boxing class!
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131. Don't worry, Knux, I got him!
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132. Yah!
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133. Aaah!
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134. Oh, man, my video game's
gonna be so epic!
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135. That was almost too easy.
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136. Well, it ain't over yet!
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137. Eat hammer, punk!
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138. - That all you got?
- We're just getting started!
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139. Ooh! That'll make for some
great cut-scene dialogue.
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140. Aaah!
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141. Sonic! Help!
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142. About time you showed up,
slowpoke.
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143. Shadow, what have you done?
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144. Say goodnight, Blue Boy!
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145. Aw, man! A cliff-hanger?
I hate those.
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