Sonic Boom 2x5

Directed by Natalys Raut-Sieuzac

Sonic is pestered by Mark the Tapir, who weasels his way into a position as Sonic's assistant. Eventually, Mark crosses the line and captures Sonic and his friends.

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1. Grr!

2. I still can't believe they asked you to speak at Career Day.

3. Why didn't they ask you to speak at Snide Comment Day?

4. Great to be here at... Career Day? Ugh!

5. Being a comedian is great!

6. I get to travel all over the island,

7. rub elbows with the cultural élite,

8. and get my face on lunch boxes.

9. Of course, I haven't seen a dime on them.

10. Remember kids, don't negotiate your own deals.

11. Have you considered a career in the postal arts?

12. My advice for Career Day is "Don't work at all".

13. Simply descend from a long line of wealthy aristocrats.

14. I'm surprised more of you peasants don't try it.

15. He had us cornered. All hope was lost.

16. That's when I leapt off the wall with a 360 flip,

17. drop-kicked his robot minions,

18. and spin-dashed Eggman's Bash-O-Bot.

19. Oh, boy! There he is, Sonic the Hedgehog!

20. Aren't you a bit old for Career Day?

21. I'm not a student. I just wanted to meet you.

22. Mark the Tapir. Hi. I'm your biggest fan.

23. - OK, that's enough handshaking. - Yeah. Right.

24. Sorry. Hey, seeing that your hand is now free,

25. - can I get your autograph? - Sure. Got any paper?

26. Ugh! You forgot the paper. Stupid! Stupid!

27. It's OK, really. Maybe next time.

28. Yeah, "next time". I'll see ya real soon, Sonic.

29. What?

30. Told you I'd see ya real soon. Isn't that funny?

31. Hey, wanna sit with me?

32. Um... I was gonna sit with my buds.

33. I totally understand.

34. Gang, this is Mark the Tapir, my biggest fan.

35. Mark, this is the gang.

36. I can't believe I'm having lunch with Sonic the Hedgehog.

37. We even ordered the exact same meal,

38. chili dog, fries, and a grape soda.

39. - I got an orange soda. - This is all wrong!

40. Your friend's a little... intense.

41. It's clear he has an unhealthy attachment to you.

42. - And you should know. - Grr!

43. Because you took that psychology class.

44. He's just a fan. I've got dozens of 'em.

45. Though he's the first one who doesn't criticise all I do.

46. Huh! If anyone deserves a fan, it's me.

47. Look at this!

48. Orange soda.

49. Just like you, Sonic.

50. Actually, we just finished eating.

51. Oh, yeah, me too, me too.

52. Great having lunch with you. Maybe next time

53. I can bake you a pie at my cabin.

54. Door's always open. Except when it's locked.

55. Then nobody gets in... or out.

56. Well, bye!

57. See? Nice guy.

58. Man, this line's taking forever.

59. Oh, hey, Sonic! Why are you standing in line?

60. You're way too important to waste your time

61. waiting alongside the, ahem, unwashed masses.

62. - You need a personal assistant.

63. I can take care of all the mundane grunt work,

64. leaving you free to do the kind of heroic stuff heroes do.

65. OK. You're hired! First order of business,

66. you mundanely stand in line

67. while I heroically get a chili dog.

68. Outta the way! Package from someone who matters

69. coming through!

70. I'd like to mail this package. It's for Sonic. The Hedgehog.

71. I'm his personal assistant.

72. You'll have to buy one more stamp.

73. This is my first job for him and I messed it up.

74. - I mess everything up! - Hey, Mark!

75. He's coming. Pretend nothing's wrong.

76. - Nothing is wrong. - Nice try.

77. But you need to be much more convincing.

78. - Did you mail the package? - Sonic! Uh... a little snafu.

79. Your package needs another stamp.

80. No prob. I'll go eat my chili dog. You finish up here.

81. Phew! That was close.

82. - All taken care of, boss! - Mark,

83. I got a feeling it's the start of a wonderful assistantship.

84. That is so you.

85. It's almost done. I just gotta finish the arms.

86. OK, you got this champ.

87. Just need to replenish those electrolytes.

88. What about me? Do I get electrolytes?

89. I should have electrolytes.

90. Now, as for strategy, might I suggest an inverted spin dash,

91. and focus your attacks on his vulnerable hamstrings.

92. Nice.

93. Gah!

94. My vulnerable hamstrings!

95. - Great job! - Any time.

96. Ha, ha! Yeah!

97. Oh, yeah! Oh, you sir, are an artist with your elbow.

98. Hey, Sonic, we got tickets to see

99. Captain Garbage III - Secret of the Garbage.

100. - Wanna come with? - It's meant to answer

101. all the questions from Captain Garbage II.

102. Finally! I'm in!

103. Wait! I'm supposed to interview you tonight for your memoirs.

104. - We'll do it another time. - But, but,

105. we should at least finalise the cover!

106. They can go on ahead. I'll give you a lift after we're done.

107. I'll meet you at the theatre.

108. We've been spending a lot of time together.

109. - Take the rest of the day off. - No way.

110. I want to spend all my time with you!

111. And I know just how to do it.

112. We were in a terrible accident that wasn't intentional

113. because it was an accident.

114. I'm nursing you back to health. Open up.

115. Choo choo! Here comes the spoon of soup.

116. - Shouldn't I see a doctor? - Oh, aren't we cross today?

117. Maybe some pie will sweeten your mood. Choo choo!

118. Here comes the pie.

119. Who'd have thought the secret of the garbage was love?

120. I can't believe Sonic missed it.

121. And he's not answering. Maybe Mark knows where he is.

122. Let's act out my Sonic fan fiction.

123. I'll pick something family friendly.

124. No, not that one. Oh, definitely not that one.

125. Oh, here we go! I'll play the role of Sonic.

126. - You can be Tails.

127. Uh, wouldn't it make more sense if I was Sonic?

128. Quiet, Tails! Ahem. Look it's Eggman.

129. I shall sunder his evil plans with swift alacrity!

130. - I'd never say that. - No, you wouldn't, Tails.

131. - Ooh, my pies are done.

132. - What was that? - No, no, no, no.

133. The last picture always faces northeast.

134. This is facing north northeast. You tried to escape!

135. Escape? No, no, no.

136. I was searching for more of that fan fiction of yours.

137. - Ooh! SonAmy. Spicy! - I don't really care for that,

138. but it seems to be obligatory in the genre.

139. Well, time for more pie. But since you've been naughty,

140. you'll have to eat it off of one of my collectable plates.

141. But collectable plates aren't food safe!

142. They're aren't food safe!

143. Are you sure this is Mark's place?

144. I don't know. Call it a hunch.

145. - Do you know where Sonic is? - Hmm. Sonic, Sonic, Sonic...

146. Uh, blue guy, runs fast? Nope. Haven't seen him.

147. That's my Sonic Muffled Scream oven timer! Gotta go!

148. We gotta get into that cabin.

149. - What's going on? - Quiet, Tails!

150. You were all injured by a cleverly designed booby trap

151. that I had nothing to do with.

152. But don't worry, I'm here to take care of you now.

153. - Ooh, more pie

154. for my new friends.

155. Sorry for not trusting you about him. We need to take him out.

156. But we're all injured and stuck in these body casts.

157. True, but there's only one of him and four of us.

158. You're going down, Mark.

159. Whoa!

160. Oh, no! My fragile, broken...

161. Wait a minute. My legs are fine! Oh, come on!

162. You always overdo it with the sports tape.

163. I can't believe I'm being defeated by Sonic the Hedgehog.

164. This is the greatest day of my life!

165. Mark, if it's not already clear, you're fired.

166. - Man, that was a nightmare. - At least I learned

167. to keep a healthy relationship with my fans.

168. Can I have your autograph, mister?