1. Grr!
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2. What's wrong, Egghead?
I'm going as slow as I can.
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3. Uh...
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4. Oh...
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5. Yah! Yah!
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6. If I want to destroy Sonic
once and for all,
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7. I'm gonna need
physical abilities of my own!
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8. Oh, how you gonna do that, boss?
You're no biotechnician.
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9. I'm looking for some books
on biotechnology.
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10. Actually,
according to our records,
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11. your library card
has been revoked.
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12. It says here
you never returned a copy of
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13. Savage Passions,
Guatamañana Heat.
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14. That's preposterous!
I've never heard of that book!
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15. Even if I had read it,
who'd believe that Eloise
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16. would leave Juan-Pablo
for a billionaire?
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17. Hey, Mister. You can use
my library card, I betcha.
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18. Aw, thanks, kid. People don't
usually do nice things for me.
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19. Not sure why. Ha! In your
buck-toothed face, Beaver!
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20. There's like a million
types of mutations.
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21. And these books aren't
very helpful on the subject
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22. of which ones you should
inflict upon yourself.
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23. Oh, great!
Another "to be continued!"
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24. If I had a comic,
I'd never end it like that.
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25. Bruce Bandicoot
was just a timid scientist
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26. until a lab accident
changed everything.
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27. Struck by absurdly dangerous
levels of purple rays,
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28. he became...
The Unenviable Clunk!
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29. Finally, somebody put it
in terms I can understand!
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30. I'm about to expose myself
to dangerous purple rays.
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31. So stand back!
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32. I don't wanna share my awesome
new powers with you losers.
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33. I don't feel any different.
Lousy piece of junk didn't work!
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34. Hey!
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35. Oh, my!
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36. One Meh salad.
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37. That's just a plate
of shredded iceberg lettuce.
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38. Oh, sorry.
One premium Meh salad.
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39. What happened last night?
I can't remember a thing.
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40. Just like my weekend
in Casino Night Zone.
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41. What happens in Casino Night
Zone stays in Casino Night Zone.
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42. After exposing yourself
to purple rays,
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43. you became agitated,
which caused you to morph
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44. into an adorable creature
of some kind.
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45. I followed the Clunk's
origin story to the letter,
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46. but it just turned me into some
sorta B-level cereal mascot!
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47. If you can't trust comic books
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48. for accurate representations of
science, who can you trust?
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49. Says here the effects
of purple rays wear off
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50. if one can last 48 hours
without a transformation.
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51. How hard can that be?
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52. I just have to not get angry
for two days. Easy peasy.
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53. Just gonna pick up
some delicious arugula,
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54. then get back to the lair
and wait out the 48 hours.
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55. So, Egghead,
why were your dunder-bots
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56. chasing that little purple dude?
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57. You can't prove I had anything
to do with that purple whatsit!
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58. It is way above
your skill level.
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59. After all,
you're no biotechnician.
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60. - Grr!
- Is it really that farfetched
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61. that a mechanical genius
such as Dr Eggman
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62. could learn
some new science skills?
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63. - Eh, I don't buy it.
- Grr!
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64. I'm a genius! You no-good
stinkin' muskrats make me so...
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65. - You OK, boss?
- Ugh!
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66. - Guess my secret's out, huh?
- Don't worry.
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67. We know about
your toenail collection!
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68. Not that! My other,
slightly less shameful secret.
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69. That you turn into a purple guy
every time you get mad.
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70. Don't worry, Eggman.
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71. We'll handle this news
with the utmost maturity.
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72. Stop squirting yourself!
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73. Hey, quit it!
You're squirting me.
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74. That's not even how this joke's
supposed to work!
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75. - Grr!
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76. - Yeah!
- Woo-hoo!
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77. I'm sinking to all new lows
bringing myself here.
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78. Welcome to anger management!
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79. You're teaching
anger management?
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80. Aren't you just a powder keg
of emotions waiting to explode?
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81. No! I'm the personification of
serenity, you insensitive lout!
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82. It's important
to maintain your composure
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83. even in the most frustrating
of circumstances,
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84. be it physical torture
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85. or listening to a doddering old
coot ramble on about nothing.
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86. Please be torture,
please be torture!
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87. A lot's changed
since I was a youth.
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88. Back then, this City Hall
wasn't even here.
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89. It was across the street.
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90. Of course, we didn't call it
a City Hall then.
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91. We called it
the old gather-round.
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92. "Gather round the City Hall,"
we'd say!
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93. Oh, I guess
we did call it a City Hall.
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94. Will you just get to the point,
you boring old... ?
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95. To be free of inner rage,
one must clear one's mind,
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96. centre one's chi, upload
one's anger to the cloud, man.
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97. Om. I am calm.
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98. I am one with this hippie-dippy
mumbo jumbo.
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99. And now, for the final test.
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100. Hello, I'd like
to schedule an appointment
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101. to get my cable TV serviced.
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102. Five weeks?
That seems unreasonable,
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103. but I've learned to accept
that which I cannot control.
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104. Brava.
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105. Well, well, well,
if it isn't Purple McCutestuffs.
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106. The most adorable
villain-willain
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107. in the whole
village-willage.
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108. Yes, he is! Yes, he is!
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109. Hello, my dear nemeses.
Lovely day, isn't it?
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110. Won't you lose your temper?
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111. I have moved beyond
such trivial things.
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112. What if I do... this?
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113. Not touchin' ya!
Not touchin' ya!
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114. Thank you for not touching me.
I appreciate your restraint.
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115. Now, if you'll excuse me...
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116. Om. Om.
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117. Kudos, Dr Eggman.
Only 15 more minutes
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118. until the effects
of the purple ray wear off.
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119. Nothing's going to stop me now.
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120. - Oh, good!
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121. A last-minute complication.
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122. Hey, mister. I felt bad
that everyone was teasing you,
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123. so I made you cookies.
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124. Well,
isn't that the sweetest... ?
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125. I ran out of baking soda,
so I used toothpaste.
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126. Gee whiz! I love science stuff.
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127. Hey, mister,
what's this button do?
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128. That's my subatomic annihilator.
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129. It's so good to see young people
take an interest -
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130. - And what's this one do?
- Well, there's a funny story
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131. - behind that. When I...
- And how about this one?
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132. Don't touch that one!
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133. Aaah!
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134. Oh, man!
She fell down the garbage chute!
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135. Cubot, go in after her!
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136. - Ouch!
- Great!
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137. Not even my most svelte robot
can squeeze in there.
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138. And that trash compactor's
gonna turn on any minute now!
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139. There's only one guy I know
who can fit through that chute,
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140. but to summon him
I'm gonna need to get angry.
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141. Orbot, insult me!
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142. Tell me everything I create
is a failure!
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143. Oh, that's not true.
You have lots to be proud of.
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144. That's sweet, but not helpful.
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145. Hang on, kid!
I'll think of something!
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146. Gotta get angry.
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147. Uh, OK. I'll have two
double Meh Burgers,
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148. extra pickles on one, an order
of lightly fried Humdrum Rings,
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149. and a large cola,
half diet, half regular,
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150. light on the ice, and hurry!
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151. No way he gets this right.
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152. Once he screws up, I'll be
on a one-way trip to rage town!
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153. But this is exactly
what I ordered!
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154. A broken clock's bound to be
right twice a day.
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155. By the way, do you have
the time? My clock's broken.
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156. Oh, Sonic, great!
Make fun of me!
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157. Listen, Eggman, I know I was
harsh on you the other day.
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158. - I'm sorry.
- No, no! No, no, no, no!
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159. You're not sorry.
You... you think I'm a buffoon!
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160. A joke!
A yellow-bellied MomBot's boy!
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161. I don't mean to rush you,
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162. but the trash-compactor walls
are closing in.
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163. Help me, mister!
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164. I finally wanna get angry,
and I can't!
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165. Now that little girl's
gonna get pancaked!
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166. Why can't I get angry?
Why? Why? Why?
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167. It makes me so mad!
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168. Don't worry.
I heard the whole thing.
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169. Let's book it!
Come here, you.
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170. Mister! I'm getting squooshed,
I'll bechta!
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171. Aaah!
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172. Booyah!
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173. Thank you, thank you, thank you,
Mr Purple Doctor Thingie!
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174. - Hey, uh, I helped too.
- Want a cookie?
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175. Oh! Ugh!
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176. Om.
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177. You're doing good, Eggman.
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178. Just free your mind
of all distractions.
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179. Soup's on, boss!
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180. - Whoa!
- Grr!
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