1. Grr!
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2. For years
I've plotted and toiled,
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3. working tirelessly day and night
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4. to find the truest
essence of evil.
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5. And now I've finally done it,
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6. with my new online
ticket-selling business!
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7. You've gone too far this time,
Egghead!
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8. We just bought tickets
to Koalapalooza,
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9. - and your fees are outrageous!
- Whatever do you mean?
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10. My service just adds a few
humble processing charges.
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11. What about the "convenience fee"
for printing tickets at home?
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12. You can get 'em shipped
or pick them up at the venue.
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13. Then there's shipping
or will-call fees!
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14. - And it's no longer convenient!
- I just added another fee,
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15. for having an annoying face!
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16. Robots, collect!
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17. Engaging occupant sorting.
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18. - Aaah!
- Whoa!
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19. Just... gotta... shut it off!
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20. I did it!
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21. Emergency lockdown in effect.
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22. Lockdown will release
in 48 hours.
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23. 48 hours? That's not so bad.
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24. I can wait it out.
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25. What's taking so long?
I gotta get outta here!
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26. This force field,
it's impenetrable!
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27. Yeah, and you can't
get through it, either.
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28. Grr!
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29. Verbal password required.
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30. - Quick! What's the password?
- Uh-uh?
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31. We're trapped in the lair
basement. Can anyone read me?
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32. The force fields must be
blocking communication.
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33. Until the lockdown's disabled,
there's nothing we can do.
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34. There is one thing we can do.
Tidy up!
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35. - This basement's a pig sty.
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36. Just perfect. Trapped
in an evil madman's lair,
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37. and the only company I got
is some soulless robo-scum.
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38. Would a soulless scum-bot
be able to do this?
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39. Aaah! Get away from me
with that voodoo!
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40. How about some small talk?
Uh, how's your family?
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41. Like I'm gonna give
my personal information
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42. - to your robot database.
- All right.
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43. What about some party games?
I spy with my little eye...
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44. You spy?
So the truth comes out...
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45. How about I sit in the corner
and give you some space?
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46. I can't believe this! Help!
Let me out!
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47. We're screaming
and hitting stuff?
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48. So this is what it's come to.
A prisoner in my own lair.
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49. And to make things worse,
I'm stuck with that knucklehead,
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50. Noodles!
I feel like such a fool.
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51. Oh, don't worry. I do
foolish things all the time.
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52. Hey, we're twinsies!
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53. I can't believe it! These drums
of hazardous waste are filthy!
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54. According to my readings,
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55. these barrels are full
of radioactive Mootonium.
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56. We should be fine as long as
they stay at a cool temperature.
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57. But just to be safe,
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58. maybe we should move
to the other side of the room?
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59. - Access denied.
- Ugh!
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60. We can figure out his password.
What haven't we tried?
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61. How about Eggman's favourite,
I don't know, kind of music?
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62. Easy. Dubstep Polka-core.
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63. - Access denied.
- Favourite colour?
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64. - Clear.
- How is that even... ?
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65. Access denied.
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66. Maybe this is the wrong way.
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67. What does Eggman
really care about?
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68. Uh... moustache grooming,
that sassy judge from TV
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69. who takes no guff,
your approval.
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70. If he wanted that, he'd have
a cool password like chili dog.
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71. - Access granted.
- Huh?
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72. Touché, Egghead. Now,
let's turn off this lockdown.
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73. Nah, nah, nah...
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74. Eeny, meeny, miny...
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75. I... think
we just did something!
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76. There appears
to have been a malfunction.
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77. Allow me.
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78. Oh! Turn those off! I'm not
gonna sit here in a blackout
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79. getting stared down
by some beady-eyed robot!
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80. Oh, I get it.
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81. You're gonna sneak up on me
in the cloak of darkness!
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82. Well, I'm not falling for it.
Turn those lights back on!
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83. An AC vent! Might that be
our ticket to freedom?
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84. Yeah. And I ain't paying
no convenience fee this time.
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85. Look around, Nickles.
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86. Every failed invention
and science project of my life
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87. is in this room.
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88. A can from my old
tomato-sauce scheme,
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89. the decapitated head
of my Shrew-bot,
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90. a dinosaur egg
from when we went back in time.
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91. Who could forget
that classic adventure?
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92. - Hey, what's this?
- Is that... Is that Zippy?
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93. My first robot!
Wow, this takes me back!
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94. I used to be
so full of hope back then.
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95. You know what I do
when I start to feel down?
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96. - No. What?
- I have no idea.
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97. I feel great all the time!
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98. Just... about... got it!
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99. Aaah!
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100. If we want to crawl through,
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101. we must turn down the force
of the air conditioning.
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102. I'm all over it.
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103. It's very simple.
You switch off the red button,
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104. readjust the level
of the green knob to 16...
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105. At the same time, you press...
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106. Primitive, but efficient.
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107. Did the air conditioning
shut off?
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108. I hope so. It was getting
a little chilly in here.
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109. While I do care
about your comfort,
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110. I'm more concerned about
the radioactive mootonium
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111. that need to stay cool
so they won't explode.
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112. I'm not sure if we should take
a left or a right here.
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113. I thought you said
you knew this lair
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114. - like the back of your hand!
- Let's be honest.
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115. Does anyone really know the back
of their hand that well?
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116. You OK? Better take a break.
I don't want you getting hurt.
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117. Oh, what a silly little robot!
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118. It can't even talk good
like me do.
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119. No, you dolt!
Zippy's circuitry is so simple
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120. he can only communicate
through Morse code.
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121. Wait a blip! I've got it!
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122. While you do have a unique look,
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123. I wouldn't say you have "it",
per se.
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124. Not that! Morse code!
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125. We can use it to send messages
to the other rooms.
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126. And, come on, I have "it".
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127. Now hand me that wrench!
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128. - Does anybody else hear that?
- It's Morse code!
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129. It's Dr Eggman. He says he's
trapped in the storage room.
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130. We'd better tell him about
the unstable mootonium!
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131. Oh, no! I forgot something
during spring cleaning!
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132. My 330 gallons of volatile
radioactive ooze!
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133. Gotta fix this lockdown
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134. before the whole place
blows sky high!
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135. Dr Eggman is sending directions
on how to override security.
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136. We need to relay it
to the HQ room
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137. on the other side of the lair!
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138. "Listen closely,
you shrill little..."
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139. Oh! Best leave that part out.
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140. "To turn off the lockdown,
first you..."
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141. - What's that?
- Sounds like Morse code.
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142. "A catastrophe
in the lair basement"?
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143. Honestly, I'm a little rusty.
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144. I haven't spoken Morse since
I dated that telegraph machine.
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145. - Details, Cubot!
- We drifted apart.
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146. Wanted different things.
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147. Oh! You mean in the lair?
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148. Oh, something about a dangerous
substance about to exploge.
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149. Exploge? What's exploge?
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150. - You mean explode?
- Ah! That makes more sense!
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151. The lair's about to explode!
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152. "To shut off the lockdown, find
a grey slider on the console
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153. and slide it down."
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154. - "About half way."
- Uh-oh!
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155. No, no, no!
I said, "halfway down!"
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156. Honestly, Nougats,
why do they hurt me so?
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157. And the final command is C161G!
And then the doors open!
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158. No, no, no, no!
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159. I did everything you said!
Why isn't it working?
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160. Maybe you left the caps lock on?
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161. Of course I didn't leave
the caps lock on!
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162. Oops. Found the problem.
Completely un-caps lock related.
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163. C161G.
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164. - Yeah!
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165. You really helped
save our butts in there, Orbie.
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166. Of all the robotic
abominations against nature,
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167. you're the one I hate the least.
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168. It's gone...
everything I've ever built.
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169. - Destroyed.
- Not everything.
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170. Zippy! Oh, thanks, Nuffles.
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171. I really owe you one.
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172. Anything you want, you got it.
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173. Well, you could refund
our service fees
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174. on those Koalapalooza tickets.
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175. Tell ya what. How about
4% off your next purchase?
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176. - Not to be combined.
- Done and done!
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