1. Grr!
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2. TV: Looks like our killer
had the necessary...
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3. koala-fications.
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4. Wombat's my favourite character
on Marsupial Crime Unit.
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5. His digestion's slow
and so are his reflexes,
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6. - but he always gets his man!
- Guess what, gang?
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7. Meh Burger now delivers!
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8. You get your order in 30 minutes
or less, or it's free!
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9. So, come on down!
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10. Why do that if we're delivering?
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11. I'd like to place an order.
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12. Four Meh Burgers
to Amy Rose's house.
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13. See ya in 30 minutes or less!
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14. Come on, yield!
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15. That's it, uncle!
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16. Hey, come on!
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17. Yeah!
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18. Four Meh Burgers, piping cold.
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19. You're three hours late!
Well, at least the food's free.
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20. Here's a comment card.
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21. I'd appreciate
a positive review,
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22. so please don't
fill it out honestly.
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23. It says there's
a focus group tomorrow
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24. to review
their delivery service.
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25. Finally, a chance
to make our voices heard
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26. by cutting down something
others worked really hard on!
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27. On a scale from
remarkable to exemplary,
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28. how would you rate Meh Burger's
delivery service?
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29. It's a joke. I could do it
in three minutes or less!
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30. Three minutes? If you can do it
in three minutes,
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31. you just got yourself a job!
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32. Couldn't pay me to work here.
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33. We're not going to pay you.
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34. Think just because
we're a global corporation
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35. that our employees deserve
to make a living wage?
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36. But I can compensate you
in a chili dog
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37. - for every successful delivery?
- You got yourself a deal!
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38. Huh! Sucker.
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39. - There you go. One Meh Uniform.
- I'll wear it with pride.
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40. Why would you do that?
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41. Your first order.
And fair warning,
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42. our customers
are notorious cheapskates,
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43. so don't expect any tips.
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44. That was easy
and I got a big tip!
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45. Great googly moogly!
It never stops!
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46. Oh, that was fast! I didn't even
have time to get my billfold.
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47. Hold on.
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48. Now, where is that thing?
On my chifferobe? No.
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49. In my portmanteau? No.
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50. Oh, it must be
next to the Victrola.
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51. Here it is! Turns out, it was in
my hand the whole time!
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52. Next up, a Meh Meal for two...
Huh? For Amy Rose?
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53. Amy, got the food for you
and Mike The Ox?
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54. Leroy The Turtle? Lady Goat?
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55. Not that I care.
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56. - It's not like you and I...
- It's for you, Sonic.
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57. I thought you'd like
a break from work.
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58. Oh, OK, sure.
But I only have a minute.
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59. Well, this has been fun.
Gotta go. Bye!
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60. Lunch is on me. I got
six chili dogs coming my way.
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61. Hey, those are
non-transferable.
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62. Looks like I have to eat these.
Sorry-not-sorry.
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63. This job is awesome!
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64. I can't foresee
anything going wrong.
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65. Hedgehog Abbey's about to start!
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66. Where are
my cucumber sandwiches?
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67. Hi. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!
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68. I know who you are!
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69. Lousy TV thinks I don't
even know my own mortal enemy!
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70. Meh Burger now delivers and we
guarantee three minutes or less.
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71. Or your order is free!
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72. I don't want this slop any more!
I want a Meh Burger,
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73. delivered by Sonic the Hedgehog!
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74. And wouldn't it be just glorious
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75. if he was late
and I got it for free?
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76. Well, well, Sonic the Hedgehog,
delivering food... to me.
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77. The extra pickles I ordered
are nowhere to be found.
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78. Looks like you'll have to
run all the way -
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79. Oh. Uh, and I wanted mayo, too!
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80. And what's this?
No ketchup for my fries?
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81. The clock's still ticking
until I get my full order.
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82. May I assist you further, sir?
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83. Hey, Dave, there's no 154
on Rabbit Row. Just 152 and 156.
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84. - It must be a prank order.
- Tee-hee!
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85. I have devised
a complicated plan of attack
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86. that will create chaos
beyond the scope of anything
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87. Sonic could ever handle!
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88. They will write poems
and sing songs
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89. of how I triumphed
over that blue bumpkin!
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90. Huzzah!
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91. So, what is this complicated
plan of chaos?
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92. I'll attack him
when he leaves Meh Burger
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93. and make him late for
his deliveries!
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94. It's more complicated
than it sounds! You'll see!
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95. Three deliveries on three
different parts of the island,
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96. in three minutes?
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97. That's impossible!
Not even you can pull this off.
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98. It's totally under control.
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99. Don't worry, Sonic.
We'll fight this enemy attack.
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100. You do the noble thing
and deliver that greasy food
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101. to people who don't feel like
leaving their homes!
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102. Here's your order, piping hot!
That'll be 12 bucks.
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103. Oh, Sonic. So good of you
to bring this bountiful feast
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104. that we didn't order, but
you still expect us to pay for.
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105. It won't be enough
to feed everyone,
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106. but I guess the children
don't need to eat tonight.
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107. Sliders for everyone!
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108. You can't expect us to pay full
price for such skimpy burgers.
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109. How about a coupon for 10% off?
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110. Oh, thank you. Now my wife
can afford that surgery.
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111. Really, Egghead?
Taking prisoners now?
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112. Well, it won't work.
I'll still make my deliveries
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113. in three minutes or less.
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114. Actually, it should be
three minutes or fewer.
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115. This always happens
right after I get it washed.
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116. Now, if you'll excuse me,
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117. I'm ahead of schedule
on my deliveries.
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118. Grr!
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119. - Who is it?
- It's Sonic with your delivery.
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120. - Sonic's not here!
- No, man. I'm Sonic!
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121. - Who is it?
- It's me, Sonic. Open the door!
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122. - I have your delivery!
- Sonic?
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123. Yeah, Sonic! Open up!
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124. Sonic's not here, man!
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125. Last one.
This shouldn't be so bad.
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126. One minute before you miss
your deadline, Sonic!
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127. You can't defeat
all these robots
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128. and penetrate my lair's defences
before time is up!
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129. Then my food'll be free
and you'll have failed!
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130. A minute?
Too much time if you ask me.
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131. I may take a nap first.
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132. There must be another way in.
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133. This is it! I'm going to do it!
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134. I'm going to beat
Sonic the Hedgehog!
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135. Oh, glorious day!
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136. One second to spare.
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137. No! But how?
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138. I followed these two
down the secret tunnel.
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139. - Well, regular tunnel now.
- You took the secret tunnel?
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140. There was a battle outside.
There was no other way in.
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141. That was the point!
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142. That'll be 15 smackers.
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143. Grr!
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144. Plus tip, of course.
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145. Ugh!
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146. In appreciation of
the phenomenal job you've done,
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147. I'd like to present you
with a ten-chili-dog bonus!
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148. Oh, this agreement
is not agreeing with me. I quit!
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149. Oh, finally.
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150. All those satisfied customers
were weirding me out.
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151. Hey, burger lovers!
Comedy Chimp here.
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152. I can't wait to tell you
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153. Meh Burger's
newest delivery policy.
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154. Eh...
You get it when you get it.
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