1. Good morning, world!Copy !req
2. Good morning, chair!Copy !req
3. Good morning, plant!Copy !req
4. Good morning, hammer!Copy !req
5. Hammer? Hammer?Copy !req
6. Hammer!Copy !req
7. I can't believe
my hammer's gone.Copy !req
8. It's—it's who I am!Copy !req
9. It's like Sonic
without his speed!Copy !req
10. Or me without my fists!Copy !req
11. Where are they?Copy !req
12. They're on your hands.Copy !req
13. Oh, thank goodness.Copy !req
14. I was as useless
as Amy without her hammer.Copy !req
15. Who'd want to steal
your hammer?Copy !req
16. Morning, losers!Copy !req
17. Eggman! You stole my hammer!Copy !req
18. If I wanted a hammer,
I'd make one myself.Copy !req
19. Argh, I was having
such a lovely morning!Copy !req
20. You got me all worked up!Copy !req
21. What're you going to do?
Attack us?Copy !req
22. "What're you going to do?
Attack us?"Copy !req
23. Nice going, Sonic.Copy !req
24. Whoa!Copy !req
25. What am I supposed to do
with my hands?Copy !req
26. Knuckles was right,Copy !req
27. I am useless.Copy !req
28. What? I can't help
that I'm insightful.Copy !req
29. We need to deal with this.Copy !req
30. Sorry, Egghead,
this is a quick one.Copy !req
31. I completely understand!Copy !req
32. Amy, your worries are over!Copy !req
33. We didn't find your hammer,Copy !req
34. but we found this crate
of hand-to-hand combat weapons!Copy !req
35. And the best part isCopy !req
36. the serial numbers
have been scratched off!Copy !req
37. I appreciate your help,
everyone,Copy !req
38. but I called a professional.Copy !req
39. In this modest, some would call
tragically-small hovel,Copy !req
40. I, Vector the Detector,Copy !req
41. will begin my investigationCopy !req
42. of "The Case
of the Missing Hammer!"Copy !req
43. Vector? What're you doing here?Copy !req
44. Cut!Copy !req
45. No, no, no!Copy !req
46. You're excited
that Vector's here.Copy !req
47. Sonic, have you seen his show?Copy !req
48. He'll find my hammer for sure.Copy !req
49. When did you get a reality show?Copy !req
50. When they paid me
big-time TV dough-re-mi.Copy !req
51. You should see
an optometrist about that.Copy !req
52. I'm here
outside the vic's domicile,Copy !req
53. looking for clues—Copy !req
54. I'm looking for clues too,Copy !req
55. and I can do it 50 times faster
than Vector!Copy !req
56. Nope. That criminal
mastermind left no trace.Copy !req
57. Yeah, no trace...Copy !req
58. Except these footprints!Copy !req
59. A Meh Burger VIP card?Copy !req
60. I've never seen one before!Copy !req
61. They're reserved
for the cultural elite.Copy !req
62. We have our first clue.Copy !req
63. We need this palooka
to name names.Copy !req
64. Unlike these soft drink cups,
he won't spill easy.Copy !req
65. Time for the old good cop -
bad cop routine.Copy !req
66. I'll play bad cop.Copy !req
67. This is my clambake
and I always play bad cop!Copy !req
68. Can I take your order?Copy !req
69. What's the skinny
on this VIP card?Copy !req
70. I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
71. My partner
wants to go easy on you.Copy !req
72. He believes your fairy tale,Copy !req
73. but something
smells rotten to me.Copy !req
74. It's Meh Burger.Copy !req
75. That's just how it smells!Copy !req
76. Okay!Copy !req
77. I admit it!Copy !req
78. The Meh Burger VIP program
is a sham!Copy !req
79. We give cards to angry customers
to make them feel special!Copy !req
80. Nearly everyone in town
has one!Copy !req
81. I don't have one.Copy !req
82. Somebody has to pay full priceCopy !req
83. to offset the discounts
everybody else is getting.Copy !req
84. How'd it go with Vector?Copy !req
85. Ah!Copy !req
86. Dead end.Copy !req
87. Maybe a TV break
will take your mind off things.Copy !req
88. It's a singing competition showCopy !req
89. where I, along with the wife
of an aging rock starCopy !req
90. and a guy
you've never heard ofCopy !req
91. harshly criticize regular
people and crush their dreams!Copy !req
92. Sounds great.Copy !req
93. You know
what else sounds great?Copy !req
94. Surgery without anesthesia!Copy !req
95. I've used butter knives
that were less dull.Copy !req
96. I tried watching the show...Copy !req
97. My TV pulled the plug
on itself!Copy !req
98. Whatever.Copy !req
99. He can dish it,
but he can't take it!Copy !req
100. Can it, Wolfie.Copy !req
101. Move along, nothing to see here.Copy !req
102. Whoa! Look at that,Copy !req
103. someone smashed up
this Comedy Chimp sign!Copy !req
104. Hey everyone,
you got to see this!Copy !req
105. Whoever did thisCopy !req
106. must really hate Comedy Chimp.Copy !req
107. These marks
are from my hammer!Copy !req
108. Your hammer's sentient
and hates hacky comedy?Copy !req
109. That's one theory.Copy !req
110. But my money's on Justin Beaver.Copy !req
111. Comedy Chimp
clowned him last night,Copy !req
112. the guy must've gone bananas.Copy !req
113. Which means,Copy !req
114. he pinched this tomato's hammer!Copy !req
115. That's all well and good,
Vector,Copy !req
116. but you're missing one thing:Copy !req
117. any evidence at all.Copy !req
118. That's why I propose...Copy !req
119. A stakeout!Copy !req
120. We've been waiting all day!Copy !req
121. Stakeouts are never like this
on TV.Copy !req
122. It's two lines of dialogue
and they see their guy.Copy !req
123. Yeah, well, life's not like TV.Copy !req
124. There he is!Copy !req
125. It must be some kind
of Beaver conspiracy.Copy !req
126. The jig is up, Justin!Copy !req
127. He's taken hostages!Copy !req
128. We're not hostages.Copy !req
129. We're a book club!
We meet here every night.Copy !req
130. A book club?Copy !req
131. I keep it on the clandestine.Copy !req
132. If my vapid fanbase discovers
I enjoy fine literature,Copy !req
133. they'd shun me.Copy !req
134. I'd be anathema to them!Copy !req
135. Hm. His vocabulary checks out.Copy !req
136. And so does his alibi.Copy !req
137. If he was here last night,Copy !req
138. he didn't smash
that Comedy Chimp sign.Copy !req
139. Well, keep your chins up.Copy !req
140. Tomorrow we'll go back
to the crime scene!Copy !req
141. See if we can't find
another clue.Copy !req
142. Vector! I found something.Copy !req
143. This must've been
the gonif's vantage point.Copy !req
144. He was eating this pie, waiting
to cop that doll's hammer.Copy !req
145. Who eats a pie from the middle?Copy !req
146. I don't know,Copy !req
147. but while you
were flapping your gums,Copy !req
148. I formulated a fool-proof plan
to find out.Copy !req
149. A pie festival?Copy !req
150. Now all we've got to doCopy !req
151. is see which one of these jokers
eats their pieCopy !req
152. from the middle out...Copy !req
153. Great idea, Vector.Copy !req
154. That pie festival was a bust!Copy !req
155. All we learned is that
our villagers don't tip.Copy !req
156. You didn't come up
with anything, furball!Copy !req
157. Who you calling furball,
leatherhead?Copy !req
158. Now, Wolfie,Copy !req
159. you weren't
at the big pie festival today.Copy !req
160. We didn't want you to miss out
so-Copy !req
161. Let's look at the clues.Copy !req
162. Who has a Meh Burger VIP card,Copy !req
163. a grudge against Comedy Chimp,Copy !req
164. and is continuously
hit in the face with pies?Copy !req
165. Old Monkey!Copy !req
166. No, the real culprit has
a hackneyed prop comedy routineCopy !req
167. who could utilize
an oversized hammer.Copy !req
168. Wolferton T. Sidekick!Copy !req
169. Hi-yo! — Wait, what?Copy !req
170. My hammer!Copy !req
171. No! I didn't steal anything!Copy !req
172. Maybe that joke about
airplane foodCopy !req
173. but I'd never do this!Copy !req
174. Oh, thank you so much!Copy !req
175. Nothing could replace my hammer.Copy !req
176. It's one of a kind.Copy !req
177. Great job, Vector.Copy !req
178. Something that skirt said
has been rattling my chain.Copy !req
179. Her hammer is one of a kind.Copy !req
180. Why would he steal something
so easily recognizable?Copy !req
181. Vec, baby. You did good!Copy !req
182. You got the guy. Let it go.Copy !req
183. Vector?
Where's your camera crew?Copy !req
184. Things got a little dodgy.
I'm flying solo.Copy !req
185. This goes much deeper
than I thought.Copy !req
186. I need your help, Mac...Copy !req
187. Now,Copy !req
188. back to
the thrilling conclusionCopy !req
189. of the case
of the Missing Hammer!Copy !req
190. Amy's Hammer.Copy !req
191. Found. By me.Copy !req
192. But!
Was the wolf really the culprit,Copy !req
193. or was he a patsy?Copy !req
194. With Sonic the Hedgehog's help,Copy !req
195. we're about to find out!Copy !req
196. All clues pointed
to Justin Beaver.Copy !req
197. But, when he had an alibi,Copy !req
198. the clues mysteriously shifted
to Wolf Sidekick.Copy !req
199. So, who had a grudge
against JustinCopy !req
200. and access
to Wolf Sidekick's prop chest?Copy !req
201. You're not the pizza guy.Copy !req
202. Dixon was the hammer thief!Copy !req
203. He has a Meh Burger VIP card,Copy !req
204. as well as a motive
to frame Justin Beaver.Copy !req
205. After his failed singing career,Copy !req
206. Justin eighty-sixed
Dixon as his manager.Copy !req
207. But when Justin's alibi
checked out,Copy !req
208. he had to frame somebody else.Copy !req
209. As a TV producer,
he had access to the studioCopy !req
210. and put the hammer
in Wolf Sidekick's prop chest!Copy !req
211. What do you have to say
for yourself, mug?Copy !req
212. Pizza's here, Dixon.Copy !req
213. And it comes with extra justice.Copy !req
214. We make
a pretty good team after all.Copy !req
215. We nabbed the real crook
and nobody got hurt!Copy !req
216. Hello?Copy !req
217. Don't I get a phone call
or something?Copy !req
218. Hi-yo...Copy !req