1. Hurry up before we realizeCopy !req
2. that sky diving over a volcano
is a bad idea.Copy !req
3. Aw, crud.Copy !req
4. That's what you get for rushing.Copy !req
5. I'll just use
my new Build-It-Box.Copy !req
6. Is that a gateway to a parallel
dimension of bolt people?Copy !req
7. Not exactly.Copy !req
8. It uses 3D modelling
to replicate everyday objects.Copy !req
9. That's why it's not called the
'parallel dimension bolt box.'Copy !req
10. Tails, you can create anything
with this machine!Copy !req
11. Not just tiny bolts.Copy !req
12. You're right!Copy !req
13. Yeah!Copy !req
14. Why do you hate fun, Tails?Copy !req
15. You could build cool stuff,
like a car,Copy !req
16. a pizza oven,Copy !req
17. or even... a giant bolt!Copy !req
18. Building a car or oven
requires a larger Build-it-Box.Copy !req
19. Which I don't have.Copy !req
20. Use this to build
a bigger Bag-It-Box...Copy !req
21. Build a begger Built-It-Box...Copy !req
22. Baggy box buzzard...Copy !req
23. Saying that isn't so simple.Copy !req
24. 20,000 refill cartridges later,Copy !req
25. and we're finally done.Copy !req
26. Now let's make a cool thing.Copy !req
27. The biggest bolt in the world!Copy !req
28. Or a pizza oven or a car?Copy !req
29. Car sounds good, too.Copy !req
30. With a built-in pizza oven!Copy !req
31. If we're going to make a car,Copy !req
32. it needs to be multi-functional.Copy !req
33. Functional-schmunctional.Copy !req
34. It should be
Monster-Trucktional!Copy !req
35. With giant,
pavement-crushing wheels!Copy !req
36. And someone mentioned
a pizza oven. Huh?Copy !req
37. We need
something cute and fashionable,Copy !req
38. loaded with offensive weapons!Copy !req
39. It should be camouflaged,
ya dink!Copy !req
40. Hello! We're making a car!Copy !req
41. First, it's got to be fast.Copy !req
42. Huh?Copy !req
43. Maybe we should each make
our own car.Copy !req
44. The Sonic Speedster's
all about one thing:Copy !req
45. It's the fastest car there is.Copy !req
46. Gotta be; it's mine.Copy !req
47. Sonic's got speed,Copy !req
48. but does he have...Copy !req
49. tires?Copy !req
50. The optimal vehicle is prepared
for every contingency,Copy !req
51. be it pot holes,
flash floods, or rude drivers.Copy !req
52. My ride's the perfect car
for the modern woman.Copy !req
53. Great for cruising to the beach
with the top down,Copy !req
54. and pulverizing anyone
in my way!Copy !req
55. My car's got the latest
in stealth technology:Copy !req
56. twigs and leaves and stuff.Copy !req
57. Seeing them all together
puts things into perspective.Copy !req
58. Like how much better mine is
than all of yours.Copy !req
59. My car could mop the floor
with any of these jalopies.Copy !req
60. I'd like to see you try.Copy !req
61. Obviously, mine's the best.Copy !req
62. If only we could pit one vehicle
against another in a competitionCopy !req
63. or, for want of a better word,
"race".Copy !req
64. Are you being sarcastic or dim?Copy !req
65. I honestly can't tell anymore.Copy !req
66. Neither can I!Copy !req
67. You guys ready?Copy !req
68. Ready to kick your butt.Copy !req
69. Three...Copy !req
70. Two...Copy !req
71. What's going on here?Copy !req
72. Oh, hi Mayor.Copy !req
73. This week,
the gang all made cars.Copy !req
74. We want to find out
which is the best!Copy !req
75. If you're going to be racing
on a public road,Copy !req
76. it'll need to be
an official event.Copy !req
77. You must go through
the proper channels,Copy !req
78. pay the ludicrous taxes
and fees,Copy !req
79. and it must be open
to all citizens.Copy !req
80. Not everything that goes on
around here is about you five.Copy !req
81. Really? It sure feels like it.Copy !req
82. Fine! We'll get a permit.Copy !req
83. Hope this doesn't take too long.Copy !req
84. It's been a long, arduous
eight month process,Copy !req
85. but the permits
have been issued,Copy !req
86. and race day is finally upon us!Copy !req
87. This event has brought out
local hero,Copy !req
88. Sonic the Hedgehog,Copy !req
89. some dingus
from the post office,Copy !req
90. and incompetent fry-jockey,
Dave the Intern.Copy !req
91. Eh. It's such a shame...Copy !req
92. You worked hard on your cars,
and you'll all eat my dust.Copy !req
93. The only thing I'll be eating
is a victory sundae...Copy !req
94. With all my favorite flavors:Copy !req
95. vanilla, French vanilla,
vanilla bean, garlic...Copy !req
96. Now wait just a second, Egghead.Copy !req
97. You can't race in the Eggmobile.Copy !req
98. It's a car race.
You need wheels.Copy !req
99. Orbot! Cubot!Copy !req
100. When the Mayor drops the flag,Copy !req
101. drivers run to their cars,
start them, and the race is on.Copy !req
102. Other than that,
there are no rules!Copy !req
103. Really, no rules?Copy !req
104. That sounds dangerous.Copy !req
105. And they're off!Copy !req
106. Sonic takes an early lead!Copy !req
107. And in other unsurprising news,
grass is green,Copy !req
108. my ex-wife
is taking the beach house.Copy !req
109. Eh!Copy !req
110. Everything looks so close!Copy !req
111. Ah!Copy !req
112. What's wrong, Barker?
Can't catch up?Copy !req
113. It's been a privilege
snarking with you today.Copy !req
114. How's my tailwind taste?Copy !req
115. Not as good as this pizza
from my built-in pizza oven.Copy !req
116. Move it or lose it, toots!Copy !req
117. You screaming like a lunatic
defeats the camouflage!Copy !req
118. I hate rush hour traffic!Copy !req
119. Woohoo!Copy !req
120. I should've sacrificed
some speed for better handling.Copy !req
121. But on the other hand...Copy !req
122. Oh great!
Knickels is on my tail...Copy !req
123. But not for long...Copy !req
124. Ha! I knew wheels on the roof
was a really smart idea.Copy !req
125. Ah!Copy !req
126. How'd he get ahead of me?Copy !req
127. Whoa!Copy !req
128. Thanks, Dave!
You were very helpful.Copy !req
129. Oh!Copy !req
130. Hey! I didn't order this!Copy !req
131. Now I know how our
customers feel all the time...Copy !req
132. I got the perfect accessory
for your car.Copy !req
133. It'll really make it pop!Copy !req
134. Ah!Copy !req
135. Oh!Copy !req
136. Now to switch to landing gear...Copy !req
137. Ah!Copy !req
138. How strange: the fox flies,
but the bird needs a jet pack?Copy !req
139. Not so fast around these turns,
are you, Sonic?Copy !req
140. Whoa!Copy !req
141. Looks like Sonic's
out of the race.Copy !req
142. Too bad. So sad.Copy !req
143. Ah!Copy !req
144. We took this race
way too seriously.Copy !req
145. None of us are going to win.Copy !req
146. Eggman's probably parading
before he's even finished.Copy !req
147. If we can repair your car,Copy !req
148. you'll still have a chance.Copy !req
149. Just need a few parts...Copy !req
150. Got it.Copy !req
151. One more.Copy !req
152. There it is.Copy !req
153. And Eggman takes another
premature victory lap.Copy !req
154. Why shouldn't he?Copy !req
155. He's got this one in the bag.Copy !req
156. Barring
any potential poetic justice.Copy !req
157. Can't beat Sonic
on an empty stomach.Copy !req
158. Oh look. A moving bush.Copy !req
159. Hey, wait a second!Copy !req
160. The winner
isn't a foregone conclusion!Copy !req
161. Maybe it is,Copy !req
162. depending on your
knowledge of story structure.Copy !req
163. With all that junk,
your car's weighed down!Copy !req
164. I was right to celebrate
early after all!Copy !req
165. Sonic wins! Sonic wins!Copy !req
166. Sonic wins!Copy !req
167. Thank you,
fans and participants.Copy !req
168. This was the greatest race
I've ever seen.Copy !req
169. "Everyone's a winner
who tries their best"?Copy !req
170. What the...?Copy !req
171. But, these are just
participation trophies.Copy !req
172. Read it and weep, Sonic!Copy !req
173. It says I'm a winner too!Copy !req