1. Mombot's gonna flipCopy !req
2. when she gets a load
of this chocolate babka.Copy !req
3. You're late!Copy !req
4. There was a line at the bakery,Copy !req
5. but I wanted to bring you
a special treat!Copy !req
6. You can put whatever it is next
to the chocolate babkaCopy !req
7. your brother brought.Copy !req
8. Mombot! Steve's not my brother!Copy !req
9. He's a robot shapeshifter built
by me in an alternate dimension!Copy !req
10. How is that so hard
to understand?Copy !req
11. Mombot tells me things are going
pretty okay for you at the lair.Copy !req
12. Oh yeah! Never better.Copy !req
13. I'm keeping busy, staying activeCopy !req
14. focussing all my time and energy
on crafting elaborate schemesCopy !req
15. to rid the world of
that annoying blue pineapple...Copy !req
16. I bet if we get rid of Sonic,Copy !req
17. the rest of the gang
will fall apart.Copy !req
18. Ah-duh, Steve!Copy !req
19. I told you to call me Morpho!Copy !req
20. You know, seeing as how I can
morph and junk.Copy !req
21. Oh, now I get it...Copy !req
22. Steve...Copy !req
23. Hey, hey!Copy !req
24. Boys!Copy !req
25. Now you boys march outsideCopy !req
26. and start plotting the doom
of your arch ennemy.Copy !req
27. Together!Copy !req
28. Yes, Mombot...Copy !req
29. Oh, Knuckles!Copy !req
30. I forgot to tell you
one last rule for our race:Copy !req
31. Eat. My. Dust!Copy !req
32. Joke's on you, Sonic!
I skipped lunch today.Copy !req
33. Sonic's disappeared!
That can only mean...Copy !req
34. I won! Woo-hoo!Copy !req
35. Sonic is so gonna wig out when
he lands in another dimension.Copy !req
36. But wait, wasn't there
a whole to-do once beforeCopy !req
37. where we learned if we had
two of the same personCopy !req
38. in one dimensionCopy !req
39. it'd cause
a catastrophic anomalyCopy !req
40. that would destroy
the entire universe?Copy !req
41. Or am I just making things up?Copy !req
42. That's why I sent him
to a dimensionCopy !req
43. where no other Sonic exists!Copy !req
44. That sounds like paradise!Copy !req
45. You mean this sounds
like paradise,Copy !req
46. because Sonic
no longer exists here!Copy !req
47. A shortcut to mainstreet hidden
in the canyon?Copy !req
48. Sweet Easter egg!Copy !req
49. Hey you! With
the the scrawny little arms!Copy !req
50. Yeah, you!Copy !req
51. Think you have what it takes
to be a beefcake like me?Copy !req
52. Then come on down to Knuckles'
Upper Body Only Workout Center!Copy !req
53. Because nothing says 'cool'
like mus-cools.Copy !req
54. Aaaand I'm officially confused.Copy !req
55. Time for Phase 2!Copy !req
56. I'll take Sonic's place so that
no one notices he's gone.Copy !req
57. Oh, hey Sonic! What's up?Copy !req
58. Would a lovely lady
like you enjoy going on a tripCopy !req
59. with me to the canyon?Copy !req
60. Oh Sonic, that sonds...
Hey, wait a minute!Copy !req
61. Sonic's never that thoughtful!
Are you Steve Eggman?Copy !req
62. Who's that? Oh, you must mean
the great Morpho!Copy !req
63. No, no! I'm Sonic the mighty
hedgehog! What's up, doc?Copy !req
64. That's not even
Sonic's catchphrase!Copy !req
65. Get outta here, Steve! I'm not
falling for your tricks again.Copy !req
66. Hey, Amy!Copy !req
67. Back-off, weirdo!Copy !req
68. What's going on?Copy !req
69. Is this because we didn't go
the the farmers' market?Copy !req
70. Sorry, Ames,
but I gotta draw the lineCopy !req
71. somewhere
and that's organic kale.Copy !req
72. Outta the way, vermin! Lord
of All You See comin' through!Copy !req
73. LORD EGGMAN (O. S.)
Well, well! A newcomer!Copy !req
74. Kneel before me, stranger!Copy !req
75. Like I would ever kneel down
before your moustachioed butt!Copy !req
76. You indigo ingrate! How dare you
speak that way to—Copy !req
77. Who, you?
Dr Yolks-for-brains?Copy !req
78. Please, let's just get
to the part where I clobber you.Copy !req
79. What's the big idea?Copy !req
80. You have the right to rem—
Actually, you have no rights.Copy !req
81. You're under arrestCopy !req
82. for rebellion against
Lord Eggman the First.Copy !req
83. Wait! You don't understand!Copy !req
84. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!Copy !req
85. You gotta believe me! I think
I came from another dimension!Copy !req
86. One where Eggman isn't nearly
as powerful.Copy !req
87. Lord Eggman rulesCopy !req
88. with an Iron fist
covered in a glove of steel.Copy !req
89. Rumour has it he even owns
a pair of lead mittens.Copy !req
90. Dave? Why are you locked up?Copy !req
91. Did you look at his moustache
the wrong way?Copy !req
92. I forgot to give him
extra picklesCopy !req
93. at the restaurant where I workCopy !req
94. Gourmet Burger.Copy !req
95. Where I come from, it's called
Meh Burger.Copy !req
96. Meh Burger? Why would anyone
ever eat there?Copy !req
97. I've come to rescue the hedgehog
who stood up to Lord Eggman!Copy !req
98. You can go too, Burger Boy.Copy !req
99. After all, your customer service
is exemplary.Copy !req
100. The rebellion is small,Copy !req
101. right now but we're starting
to make waves.Copy !req
102. Follow me, I'll introduce you to
our fearless leader...Copy !req
103. You're the leader
of the rebellion?Copy !req
104. Yeah! And I'd like
to offer you a positionCopy !req
105. in our anti-Eggman unit.Copy !req
106. Or you can fight
the alien overlords.Copy !req
107. They haven't invaded yet,
but I know they're coming.Copy !req
108. Sign me up! Uh...Copy !req
109. For the Eggman thing,
not the crazy paranoid thing.Copy !req
110. But if we're gonna defeat
Eggman,Copy !req
111. we'll need the full team!
I already have you and Amy.Copy !req
112. But I still need
to find Knuckles.Copy !req
113. The goofball
from the TV commercials?Copy !req
114. That's the guy!Copy !req
115. And of course my main man
and BFF, Tails.Copy !req
116. Any idea where he is?Copy !req
117. Never heard of him!Copy !req
118. What were you thinking, lobbing
compliments at Amy like that?Copy !req
119. Have you even met Sonic?Copy !req
120. He's too cool to let anybody
think he enjoys their company.Copy !req
121. Believe me, I know.Copy !req
122. Just give me another chance,
bromigo.Copy !req
123. I'll convince everyone
at Meh BurgerCopy !req
124. that I'm the real Sonic!Copy !req
125. One salad, please!Copy !req
126. Sonic!
Eating a salad! Good one Steve!Copy !req
127. You fans?
Looking for an autograph?Copy !req
128. I get it! I'd want my autograph
too if weren't me!Copy !req
129. Listen Knuckles,Copy !req
130. we're actually here to ask
you to join the rebellion.Copy !req
131. Overthrow Lord Eggman? That's
preposterous!Copy !req
132. Naturally, I understand
why you would come to me.Copy !req
133. I mean, look at you!
Not a beefcake in the lot!Copy !req
134. Now, maybe if you were more
powerful and athletic like me—Copy !req
135. How about this, musclehead?Copy !req
136. Me and you. In a race.
One on one.Copy !req
137. If I win, you join us.Copy !req
138. You? Beat me?Copy !req
139. Ha!
Ok, Mr Needlemouse, you're on!Copy !req
140. We'll race to the Gourmet Burger
and—Copy !req
141. —back...Copy !req
142. Wow, these burgers are great!
What's their secret?Copy !req
143. Uhh... Beef?Copy !req
144. Schmancy!Copy !req
145. Wish we foundCopy !req
146. the Tails of your dimension
before chasing Lord Eggman.Copy !req
147. Sorry, Big Blue. Every minute,
Lord Eggman grows stronger.Copy !req
148. We need to hit him now!Copy !req
149. Whoa?Copy !req
150. Tails! Don't worry buddy,
we're here to rescue you!Copy !req
151. Who are you? What are you rebels
doing in my boss's lair?Copy !req
152. Oh, please don't tell me
you're working for...Copy !req
153. The Great Lord Eggman!
I'm his sidekick!Copy !req
154. This is your best friend?
You can really pick'em, buddy!Copy !req
155. I'm sure it's just a misunder-Copy !req
156. - We have to go!
- Come on Tails!Copy !req
157. I told you!
No idea who you are!Copy !req
158. Well I know you! I know you're
the smartest guy in this town.Copy !req
159. Your favorite color: orange.Copy !req
160. Favorite movie:
Comedy Chimp All-Stars Reunite!Copy !req
161. Two.Copy !req
162. How do you know all that?Copy !req
163. Congratulations,
my lab assistant.Copy !req
164. and sidekick?Copy !req
165. Thanks to your A+ tattlingCopy !req
166. I'll be able to quash
this little rebellionCopy !req
167. once and for all!Copy !req
168. Robots! Attack!Copy !req
169. Yeah!Copy !req
170. Outta the way,
ya vulpecular varmint!Copy !req
171. Who cares?Copy !req
172. What's one lab assistant
in the larger scheme of things?Copy !req
173. You just saved my life! But why?Copy !req
174. I'm with Lord Eggman!Copy !req
175. We may be on opposite sides,
right nowCopy !req
176. but the Tails I know
would've done the same for me.Copy !req
177. Can we get back
to the battle already?Copy !req
178. You asked for it, Egghead!Copy !req
179. This doesn't
make sense, I never lose!Copy !req
180. Well, it's been real, guys!Copy !req
181. I need to go back
to my dimension.Copy !req
182. But, with Stick's leadership and
a crew like you by her sideCopy !req
183. I got a feeling Lord Eggman's
days are numbered.Copy !req
184. - Bye!
- Don't forget to write!Copy !req
185. Yippity dippity
doo! I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!Copy !req
186. No, no, no! Where's the nuance?Copy !req
187. Where's that... Sonic
je ne sais quoi?Copy !req
188. SONIC (O. S.):
Je ne sais wha?Copy !req
189. Sonic! What are you doing here?Copy !req
190. I mean... That's not Sonic!
This is the real Sonic!Copy !req
191. Yippity dip! Skipperroo!
I'm Sonic! Got catch'em all!Copy !req
192. I'm so proud of my two boys.Copy !req
193. I mean your plan was a colossal
failure.Copy !req
194. But, at least, you could
finally work together.Copy !req