- 1. Mombot's gonna flip
- 2. when she gets a load
of this chocolate babka.
- 3. You're late!
- 4. There was a line at the bakery,
- 5. but I wanted to bring you
a special treat!
- 6. You can put whatever it is next
to the chocolate babka
- 7. your brother brought.
- 8. Mombot! Steve's not my brother!
- 9. He's a robot shapeshifter built
by me in an alternate dimension!
- 10. How is that so hard
- 11. Mombot tells me things are going
pretty okay for you at the lair.
- 12. Oh yeah! Never better.
- 13. I'm keeping busy, staying active
- 14. focussing all my time and energy
on crafting elaborate schemes
- 15. to rid the world of
that annoying blue pineapple...
- 16. I bet if we get rid of Sonic,
- 17. the rest of the gang
will fall apart.
- 18. Ah-duh, Steve!
- 19. I told you to call me Morpho!
- 20. You know, seeing as how I can
morph and junk.
- 21. Oh, now I get it...
- 22. Steve...
- 23. Hey, hey!
- 24. Boys!
- 25. Now you boys march outside
- 26. and start plotting the doom
of your arch ennemy.
- 27. Together!
- 28. Yes, Mombot...
- 29. Oh, Knuckles!
- 30. I forgot to tell you
one last rule for our race:
- 31. Eat. My. Dust!
- 32. Joke's on you, Sonic!
I skipped lunch today.
- 33. Sonic's disappeared!
That can only mean...
- 34. I won! Woo-hoo!
- 35. Sonic is so gonna wig out when
he lands in another dimension.
- 36. But wait, wasn't there
a whole to-do once before
- 37. where we learned if we had
two of the same person
- 38. in one dimension
- 39. it'd cause
a catastrophic anomaly
- 40. that would destroy
the entire universe?
- 41. Or am I just making things up?
- 42. That's why I sent him
to a dimension
- 43. where no other Sonic exists!
- 44. That sounds like paradise!
- 45. You mean this sounds
- 46. because Sonic
no longer exists here!
- 47. A shortcut to mainstreet hidden
in the canyon?
- 48. Sweet Easter egg!
- 49. Hey you! With
the the scrawny little arms!
- 50. Yeah, you!
- 51. Think you have what it takes
to be a beefcake like me?
- 52. Then come on down to Knuckles'
Upper Body Only Workout Center!
- 53. Because nothing says 'cool'
- 54. Aaaand I'm officially confused.
- 55. Time for Phase 2!
- 56. I'll take Sonic's place so that
no one notices he's gone.
- 57. Oh, hey Sonic! What's up?
- 58. Would a lovely lady
like you enjoy going on a trip
- 59. with me to the canyon?
- 60. Oh Sonic, that sonds...
Hey, wait a minute!
- 61. Sonic's never that thoughtful!
Are you Steve Eggman?
- 62. Who's that? Oh, you must mean
the great Morpho!
- 63. No, no! I'm Sonic the mighty
hedgehog! What's up, doc?
- 64. That's not even
- 65. Get outta here, Steve! I'm not
falling for your tricks again.
- 66. Hey, Amy!
- 67. Back-off, weirdo!
- 68. What's going on?
- 69. Is this because we didn't go
the the farmers' market?
- 70. Sorry, Ames,
but I gotta draw the line
- 71. somewhere
and that's organic kale.
- 72. Outta the way, vermin! Lord
of All You See comin' through!
- 73. LORD EGGMAN (O. S.)
Well, well! A newcomer!
- 74. Kneel before me, stranger!
- 75. Like I would ever kneel down
before your moustachioed butt!
- 76. You indigo ingrate! How dare you
speak that way to—
- 77. Who, you?
- 78. Please, let's just get
to the part where I clobber you.
- 79. What's the big idea?
- 80. You have the right to rem—
Actually, you have no rights.
- 81. You're under arrest
- 82. for rebellion against
Lord Eggman the First.
- 83. Wait! You don't understand!
- 84. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!
- 85. You gotta believe me! I think
I came from another dimension!
- 86. One where Eggman isn't nearly
- 87. Lord Eggman rules
- 88. with an Iron fist
covered in a glove of steel.
- 89. Rumour has it he even owns
a pair of lead mittens.
- 90. Dave? Why are you locked up?
- 91. Did you look at his moustache
the wrong way?
- 92. I forgot to give him
- 93. at the restaurant where I work
- 94. Gourmet Burger.
- 95. Where I come from, it's called
- 96. Meh Burger? Why would anyone
ever eat there?
- 97. I've come to rescue the hedgehog
who stood up to Lord Eggman!
- 98. You can go too, Burger Boy.
- 99. After all, your customer service
- 100. The rebellion is small,
- 101. right now but we're starting
to make waves.
- 102. Follow me, I'll introduce you to
our fearless leader...
- 103. You're the leader
of the rebellion?
- 104. Yeah! And I'd like
to offer you a position
- 105. in our anti-Eggman unit.
- 106. Or you can fight
the alien overlords.
- 107. They haven't invaded yet,
but I know they're coming.
- 108. Sign me up! Uh...
- 109. For the Eggman thing,
not the crazy paranoid thing.
- 110. But if we're gonna defeat
- 111. we'll need the full team!
I already have you and Amy.
- 112. But I still need
to find Knuckles.
- 113. The goofball
from the TV commercials?
- 114. That's the guy!
- 115. And of course my main man
and BFF, Tails.
- 116. Any idea where he is?
- 117. Never heard of him!
- 118. What were you thinking, lobbing
compliments at Amy like that?
- 119. Have you even met Sonic?
- 120. He's too cool to let anybody
think he enjoys their company.
- 121. Believe me, I know.
- 122. Just give me another chance,
- 123. I'll convince everyone
at Meh Burger
- 124. that I'm the real Sonic!
- 125. One salad, please!
- 126. Sonic!
Eating a salad! Good one Steve!
- 127. You fans?
Looking for an autograph?
- 128. I get it! I'd want my autograph
too if weren't me!
- 129. Listen Knuckles,
- 130. we're actually here to ask
you to join the rebellion.
- 131. Overthrow Lord Eggman? That's
- 132. Naturally, I understand
why you would come to me.
- 133. I mean, look at you!
Not a beefcake in the lot!
- 134. Now, maybe if you were more
powerful and athletic like me—
- 135. How about this, musclehead?
- 136. Me and you. In a race.
One on one.
- 137. If I win, you join us.
- 138. You? Beat me?
- 139. Ha!
Ok, Mr Needlemouse, you're on!
- 140. We'll race to the Gourmet Burger
- 141. —back...
- 142. Wow, these burgers are great!
What's their secret?
- 143. Uhh... Beef?
- 144. Schmancy!
- 145. Wish we found
- 146. the Tails of your dimension
before chasing Lord Eggman.
- 147. Sorry, Big Blue. Every minute,
Lord Eggman grows stronger.
- 148. We need to hit him now!
- 149. Whoa?
- 150. Tails! Don't worry buddy,
we're here to rescue you!
- 151. Who are you? What are you rebels
doing in my boss's lair?
- 152. Oh, please don't tell me
you're working for...
- 153. The Great Lord Eggman!
I'm his sidekick!
- 154. This is your best friend?
You can really pick'em, buddy!
- 155. I'm sure it's just a misunder-
- 156. - We have to go!
- Come on Tails!
- 157. I told you!
No idea who you are!
- 158. Well I know you! I know you're
the smartest guy in this town.
- 159. Your favorite color: orange.
- 160. Favorite movie:
Comedy Chimp All-Stars Reunite!
- 161. Two.
- 162. How do you know all that?
- 163. Congratulations,
my lab assistant.
- 164. and sidekick?
- 165. Thanks to your A+ tattling
- 166. I'll be able to quash
this little rebellion
- 167. once and for all!
- 168. Robots! Attack!
- 169. Yeah!
- 170. Outta the way,
ya vulpecular varmint!
- 171. Who cares?
- 172. What's one lab assistant
in the larger scheme of things?
- 173. You just saved my life! But why?
- 174. I'm with Lord Eggman!
- 175. We may be on opposite sides,
- 176. but the Tails I know
would've done the same for me.
- 177. Can we get back
to the battle already?
- 178. You asked for it, Egghead!
- 179. This doesn't
make sense, I never lose!
- 180. Well, it's been real, guys!
- 181. I need to go back
to my dimension.
- 182. But, with Stick's leadership and
a crew like you by her side
- 183. I got a feeling Lord Eggman's
days are numbered.
- 184. - Bye!
- Don't forget to write!
- 185. Yippity dippity
doo! I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!
- 186. No, no, no! Where's the nuance?
- 187. Where's that... Sonic
je ne sais quoi?
- 188. SONIC (O. S.):
Je ne sais wha?
- 189. Sonic! What are you doing here?
- 190. I mean... That's not Sonic!
This is the real Sonic!
- 191. Yippity dip! Skipperroo!
I'm Sonic! Got catch'em all!
- 192. I'm so proud of my two boys.
- 193. I mean your plan was a colossal
- 194. But, at least, you could
finally work together.