1. Grr!
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2. Woo-hoo! Oh,
there's no endangerment
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3. like reckless endangerment!
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4. - You can say that again!
- Yeah!
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5. Hold on tight, boys. We're going
into maximum overdrive!
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6. - Ooh! Pizza's ready!
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7. Oh! Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
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8. - Whoa!
- Whoa!
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9. - Knuckles, look out!
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10. Whoa!
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11. It's days like these
I wish I wore pants!
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12. Aaah!
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13. Ugh!
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14. Wow! That was lucky!
Somebody could've gotten hurt.
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15. Aaah!
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16. Again, our sincerest apologies.
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17. These pizza-related incidents
are becoming all too common.
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18. Maybe it's about time we,
as a culture,
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19. banned restaurant-grade pizza
ovens from cars altogether.
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20. Will I ever be able to walk
into Meh Burger again?
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21. - Oh, absolutely!
- That's a shame.
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22. But you're going to need
some rest.
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23. No getting out of bed
for a few days.
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24. - I'll take care of you, Mama!
- Thank you, Stratford.
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25. But what about little Chumley?
Who'll care for my baby?
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26. Suddenly you're worried
about your baby's safety?
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27. Uh, I mean, we could watch
your kid for a little while.
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28. We save the Village
on a weekly basis.
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29. How hard could it be
to watch one baby?
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30. Why would she trust us
with a baby?
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31. We dropped a tree on her!
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32. There's gotta be something
we can do to make it stop.
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33. - Maybe he's hungry.
- Yeah!
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34. Let's, uh, feed it a chili dog.
Everyone loves chili dogs!
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35. I don't think
he can eat solid food.
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36. - Then put it in the blender.
- Oh, if you say so.
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37. - The chili dog, not the baby!
- OK, that makes more sense.
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38. Here comes the aeroplane!
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39. Whoop, whoop! Sorry, folks.
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40. Looks like there's a backup
on the tarmac. Just sit tight
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41. and enjoy this encore airing
of our safety video.
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42. Hello. Willkommen. Aloha.
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43. Will you just
feed the kid already?
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44. Taking care of a baby
isn't so hard.
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45. - We totally got this.
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46. - I don't think so.
- But, Amy,
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47. somebody needs to take
responsibility for our actions.
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48. - Why does it have to be us?
- Sorry, guys.
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49. Not my monkey, not my circus.
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50. - Ugh!
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51. We are go
for removal of diaper one.
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52. Diaper one
successfully detached.
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53. - Prepare waste disposal.
- Ready waste bin.
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54. Applying diaper two.
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55. We've changed a diaper!
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56. Readying diaper three.
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57. - We've fed you and changed you.
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58. What more do you want?
Just go to sleep!
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59. Maybe we should try
singing to him,
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60. like a lullaby or something.
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61. That's because you're not
putting on enough of a show!
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62. Oh, I told you we shouldn't have
skimped on the pyrotechnics.
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63. Better pack this gear
back into the Dude-Mobile.
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64. - That's it!
- What?
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65. Running from our problems?
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66. No, a mobile!
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67. Finally.
How'd you know this would work?
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68. Studies show that the motion
and sound of mobiles
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69. appeals to an infant's simple,
underdeveloped mind.
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70. He's kinda cute when he's not
screaming his head off.
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71. Knux, you watch Chumley
while I smash this...
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72. very nice man... into oblivion!
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73. Heads up!
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74. It took us hours to put
that baby down, Eggman!
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75. Now we're gonna put you down!
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76. Yeah!
And not for nap-naps, either!
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77. I'm sorry, I didn't realise
this boring action sequence
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78. was getting in the way of
your enthralling baby-sitting!
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79. Whoa! Aaah!
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80. Uh-oh!
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81. I got him!
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82. Ew, gross! It's all sticky!
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83. And it smells like pea soup
and talcum powder.
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84. Hey, hey, hey! Keep your goopy
baby mitts off my console!
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85. Aaah!
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86. Oh, come on!
I was winning that one!
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87. Aaah!
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88. You're pretty good in a fight,
little dude.
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89. Turns out all he wanted was
a little gratuitous violence!
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90. A baby after my own heart!
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91. I think we're finally
getting the hang of this.
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92. Grr!
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93. Hey, guys, quick question about
that baby we were watching...
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94. - Ugh...
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95. Anyone know where he is?
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96. - Aaah!
- Aaah!
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97. All right, don't panic.
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98. I'm sure he's around here
somewhere. Chumley!
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99. Oh, Chumley!
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100. Oh, no!
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101. Chumley's escaped!
He's out in the real world!
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102. What if he's in trouble?
What if he's hurt?
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103. Oh, what if he's pursuing
a degree in liberal arts?
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104. We gotta find him!
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105. Better check the most
dangerous places in town!
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106. He's not here!
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107. Maybe he's in this tree.
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108. Nope, nothing in the tree.
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109. - He's not down on the ground!
- He's not up in the sky either!
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110. We've been putting it off,
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111. but it's time we checked
the most dangerous place of all.
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112. No babies
have come by here all day.
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113. Wait. Why are we celebrating?
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114. It's great he's not ingesting
D-grade beef.
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115. I wouldn't call it "beef,"
per se.
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116. But we gotta face the facts.
We lost baby Chumley.
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117. Poor little guy.
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118. He was such a trooper!
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119. The way he'd crawl around
and nuzzle into my
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120. impressively sculpted triceps.
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121. Or how he'd pump his fists
when we listened to speed metal.
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122. Let's agree that we won't bicker
over whose fault it is,
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123. be it Sonic for not installing
a door on his shack,
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124. or Sonic for not securing
Chumley in a safety hammock,
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125. or even Sonic for...
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126. Whoa!
What about you, Knuckles?
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127. Now's not the time
to point fingers!
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128. I guess we're all responsible.
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129. And that means we all have to go
tell Lady Walrus the truth.
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130. - Oh, hello, boys!
- Hi, Lady Walrus.
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131. You know that feeling
when you misplace your keys,
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132. and you look everywhere,
but you just can't find them?
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133. Now imagine those keys
are a baby!
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134. Ugh! Look,
there's no easy way to say this.
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135. - Chumley, he's...
- Right there?
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136. Chumley!
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137. My baby! You're home!
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138. You boys
really outdid yourselves.
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139. - Oh, it was nothing.
- Bye, Chummers. We'll miss ya.
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140. And don't forget.
Start with free-weights,
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141. then move to bench press
with a cool-down between reps.
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142. You got this, buddy. You're
gonna be so swole come summer.
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143. Well, guys, I hope you learned
something from this ordeal.
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144. Oh, absolutely.
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145. We got a crash course
in responsibility.
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146. That's why I installed
a throttle on the oven
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147. in Knuckles' truck.
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148. Now it only works
if he's in park.
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149. Remember, kids,
don't cook and drive.
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150. Woo-hoo!
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151. Grr!
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