1. Grr!Copy !req
2. Woo-hoo! Oh,
there's no endangermentCopy !req
3. like reckless endangerment!Copy !req
4. - You can say that again!
- Yeah!Copy !req
5. Hold on tight, boys. We're going
into maximum overdrive!Copy !req
6. - Ooh! Pizza's ready!Copy !req
7. Oh! Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!Copy !req
8. - Whoa!
- Whoa!Copy !req
9. - Knuckles, look out!Copy !req
10. Whoa!Copy !req
11. It's days like these
I wish I wore pants!Copy !req
12. Aaah!Copy !req
13. Ugh!Copy !req
14. Wow! That was lucky!
Somebody could've gotten hurt.Copy !req
15. Aaah!Copy !req
16. Again, our sincerest apologies.Copy !req
17. These pizza-related incidents
are becoming all too common.Copy !req
18. Maybe it's about time we,
as a culture,Copy !req
19. banned restaurant-grade pizza
ovens from cars altogether.Copy !req
20. Will I ever be able to walk
into Meh Burger again?Copy !req
21. - Oh, absolutely!
- That's a shame.Copy !req
22. But you're going to need
some rest.Copy !req
23. No getting out of bed
for a few days.Copy !req
24. - I'll take care of you, Mama!
- Thank you, Stratford.Copy !req
25. But what about little Chumley?
Who'll care for my baby?Copy !req
26. Suddenly you're worried
about your baby's safety?Copy !req
27. Uh, I mean, we could watch
your kid for a little while.Copy !req
28. We save the Village
on a weekly basis.Copy !req
29. How hard could it be
to watch one baby?Copy !req
30. Why would she trust us
with a baby?Copy !req
31. We dropped a tree on her!Copy !req
32. There's gotta be something
we can do to make it stop.Copy !req
33. - Maybe he's hungry.
- Yeah!Copy !req
34. Let's, uh, feed it a chili dog.
Everyone loves chili dogs!Copy !req
35. I don't think
he can eat solid food.Copy !req
36. - Then put it in the blender.
- Oh, if you say so.Copy !req
37. - The chili dog, not the baby!
- OK, that makes more sense.Copy !req
38. Here comes the aeroplane!Copy !req
39. Whoop, whoop! Sorry, folks.Copy !req
40. Looks like there's a backup
on the tarmac. Just sit tightCopy !req
41. and enjoy this encore airing
of our safety video.Copy !req
42. Hello. Willkommen. Aloha.Copy !req
43. Will you just
feed the kid already?Copy !req
44. Taking care of a baby
isn't so hard.Copy !req
45. - We totally got this.Copy !req
46. - I don't think so.
- But, Amy,Copy !req
47. somebody needs to take
responsibility for our actions.Copy !req
48. - Why does it have to be us?
- Sorry, guys.Copy !req
49. Not my monkey, not my circus.Copy !req
50. - Ugh!Copy !req
51. We are go
for removal of diaper one.Copy !req
52. Diaper one
successfully detached.Copy !req
53. - Prepare waste disposal.
- Ready waste bin.Copy !req
54. Applying diaper two.Copy !req
55. We've changed a diaper!Copy !req
56. Readying diaper three.Copy !req
57. - We've fed you and changed you.Copy !req
58. What more do you want?
Just go to sleep!Copy !req
59. Maybe we should try
singing to him,Copy !req
60. like a lullaby or something.Copy !req
61. That's because you're not
putting on enough of a show!Copy !req
62. Oh, I told you we shouldn't have
skimped on the pyrotechnics.Copy !req
63. Better pack this gear
back into the Dude-Mobile.Copy !req
64. - That's it!
- What?Copy !req
65. Running from our problems?Copy !req
66. No, a mobile!Copy !req
67. Finally.
How'd you know this would work?Copy !req
68. Studies show that the motion
and sound of mobilesCopy !req
69. appeals to an infant's simple,
underdeveloped mind.Copy !req
70. He's kinda cute when he's not
screaming his head off.Copy !req
71. Knux, you watch Chumley
while I smash this...Copy !req
72. very nice man... into oblivion!Copy !req
73. Heads up!Copy !req
74. It took us hours to put
that baby down, Eggman!Copy !req
75. Now we're gonna put you down!Copy !req
76. Yeah!
And not for nap-naps, either!Copy !req
77. I'm sorry, I didn't realise
this boring action sequenceCopy !req
78. was getting in the way of
your enthralling baby-sitting!Copy !req
79. Whoa! Aaah!Copy !req
80. Uh-oh!Copy !req
81. I got him!Copy !req
82. Ew, gross! It's all sticky!Copy !req
83. And it smells like pea soup
and talcum powder.Copy !req
84. Hey, hey, hey! Keep your goopy
baby mitts off my console!Copy !req
85. Aaah!Copy !req
86. Oh, come on!
I was winning that one!Copy !req
87. Aaah!Copy !req
88. You're pretty good in a fight,
little dude.Copy !req
89. Turns out all he wanted was
a little gratuitous violence!Copy !req
90. A baby after my own heart!Copy !req
91. I think we're finally
getting the hang of this.Copy !req
92. Grr!Copy !req
93. Hey, guys, quick question about
that baby we were watching...Copy !req
94. - Ugh...Copy !req
95. Anyone know where he is?Copy !req
96. - Aaah!
- Aaah!Copy !req
97. All right, don't panic.Copy !req
98. I'm sure he's around here
somewhere. Chumley!Copy !req
99. Oh, Chumley!Copy !req
100. Oh, no!Copy !req
101. Chumley's escaped!
He's out in the real world!Copy !req
102. What if he's in trouble?
What if he's hurt?Copy !req
103. Oh, what if he's pursuing
a degree in liberal arts?Copy !req
104. We gotta find him!Copy !req
105. Better check the most
dangerous places in town!Copy !req
106. He's not here!Copy !req
107. Maybe he's in this tree.Copy !req
108. Nope, nothing in the tree.Copy !req
109. - He's not down on the ground!
- He's not up in the sky either!Copy !req
110. We've been putting it off,Copy !req
111. but it's time we checked
the most dangerous place of all.Copy !req
112. No babies
have come by here all day.Copy !req
113. Wait. Why are we celebrating?Copy !req
114. It's great he's not ingesting
D-grade beef.Copy !req
115. I wouldn't call it "beef,"
per se.Copy !req
116. But we gotta face the facts.
We lost baby Chumley.Copy !req
117. Poor little guy.Copy !req
118. He was such a trooper!Copy !req
119. The way he'd crawl around
and nuzzle into myCopy !req
120. impressively sculpted triceps.Copy !req
121. Or how he'd pump his fists
when we listened to speed metal.Copy !req
122. Let's agree that we won't bicker
over whose fault it is,Copy !req
123. be it Sonic for not installing
a door on his shack,Copy !req
124. or Sonic for not securing
Chumley in a safety hammock,Copy !req
125. or even Sonic for...Copy !req
126. Whoa!
What about you, Knuckles?Copy !req
127. Now's not the time
to point fingers!Copy !req
128. I guess we're all responsible.Copy !req
129. And that means we all have to go
tell Lady Walrus the truth.Copy !req
130. - Oh, hello, boys!
- Hi, Lady Walrus.Copy !req
131. You know that feeling
when you misplace your keys,Copy !req
132. and you look everywhere,
but you just can't find them?Copy !req
133. Now imagine those keys
are a baby!Copy !req
134. Ugh! Look,
there's no easy way to say this.Copy !req
135. - Chumley, he's...
- Right there?Copy !req
136. Chumley!Copy !req
137. My baby! You're home!Copy !req
138. You boys
really outdid yourselves.Copy !req
139. - Oh, it was nothing.
- Bye, Chummers. We'll miss ya.Copy !req
140. And don't forget.
Start with free-weights,Copy !req
141. then move to bench press
with a cool-down between reps.Copy !req
142. You got this, buddy. You're
gonna be so swole come summer.Copy !req
143. Well, guys, I hope you learned
something from this ordeal.Copy !req
144. Oh, absolutely.Copy !req
145. We got a crash course
in responsibility.Copy !req
146. That's why I installed
a throttle on the ovenCopy !req
147. in Knuckles' truck.Copy !req
148. Now it only works
if he's in park.Copy !req
149. Remember, kids,
don't cook and drive.Copy !req
150. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
151. Grr!Copy !req