1. Grr!
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2. - Wicked!
- Man, I love playing soccer
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3. at the rec centre,
and keeping the beat, yo!
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4. The rec centre's
closing forever?
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5. The funding was pulled
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6. 'cause we need
another house boat.
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7. You can't close the rec centre!
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8. What about
the disenfranchised youth?
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9. Yeah! Where will they
enfranchise themselves?
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10. Eh! You win some, you lose some.
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11. - We've got to fight city hall.
- I'll fight any building
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12. to save the rec centre!
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13. A better approach might be
to petition the government
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14. for redress of our grievance!
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15. I don't know what that is,
but I want to fight it too!
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16. Let's print out a petition
and hit the streets!
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17. OK, I'll hit the street, but
after that, no more fighting.
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18. I'm tryin' to go legit.
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19. I got another 30 percent
of the Village!
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20. - Two more people signed!
- Excuse me, sir,
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21. are you registered to vote?
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22. If I sign it,
will you leave me be?
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23. Well, yeah. After you sign it,
I don't need you any more.
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24. That's how democracy
is supposed to work!
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25. We did it, Mr Mayor!
We got organised
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26. in order to bring about
meaningful change!
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27. Fantastic!
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28. I needed confetti
for the Budget Parade!
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29. As for the rec centre,
you're outta luck.
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30. Unbelievable!
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31. Did you think
it would be over so quickly?
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32. We're only two minutes in.
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33. I'd like to buy the rec centre.
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34. I'll tear it down to build
myself a rec centre just for me!
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35. And there's nothing
you street kids can do about it!
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36. Unfortunately,
control of the rec centre
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37. can only change hands
in an athletic competition.
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38. We live in a society of rules.
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39. They're convoluted
and arbitrary, but still...
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40. I challenge you and your team
to a game of soccer
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41. against me and my team.
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42. Oh, wait!
I sarcastically forgot.
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43. You don't have a team,
'cause you have no friends!
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44. I don't need friends
to put together a soccer team!
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45. I have something even better!
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46. - Grr!
- I'm afraid the only team
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47. that could beat
Sonic and friends is... well...
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48. Sonic and friends.
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49. But where can I find exact
duplicates of Sonic and rats?
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50. Now, I just have to figure out
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51. a way to get the attention
of Cyborg Sonic
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52. and the rest of the Cyborg Rats.
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53. Aaah!
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54. Aaah!
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55. That was easier than I thought.
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56. The evil Doctor Eggman!
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57. - Why did you return to Roboken?
- To make a peace offering!
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58. All I need
is 30 minutes of your time,
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59. and you each get
one of these.
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60. You can count your steps!
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61. Some people use it for exercise.
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62. I use it to save time
with my obsessive counting.
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63. Either way,
they're my special gift to you.
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64. I was gonna get
one of those things anyway!
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65. All right. We're listening.
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66. So, in conclusion,
please do this for me.
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67. - Any questions?
- You didn't tell us anything.
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68. You just said, "In conclusion,
please do this for me."
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69. Ho, ho!
The index cards got mixed up.
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70. My bad. Good afternoon.
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71. I want you guys to beat
Sonic's team in a soccer game.
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72. In conclusion,
please do this for me.
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73. - No, thanks.
- No way.
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74. - Nah.
- Are these pencils to keep?
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75. Thank you for your time.
Please accept your gifts.
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76. Team "Eggman is Awesome"
reporting for duty.
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77. Oh, word! Our cyborg duplicates!
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78. - What up, guys?
- You're about to get served.
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79. - I thought we were cool.
- No, we're cool. You're losers.
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80. - No, we're losers!
- What's up with these guys?
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81. They're under my control!
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82. You flew in at the right moment
to respond to that?
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83. Honestly, I was hiding
behind the tree for a while.
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84. Nevertheless, thanks to
mind control, I have my team!
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85. - Not for long.
- Don't even bother.
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86. After the game,
I'll release them.
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87. Do you have any idea
how much mind control costs?
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88. You're on, cheapskate.
Split the field. Let's practise.
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89. It appears
they're evenly matched.
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90. You need to somehow
enhance your team.
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91. I'll have to reprogram
their behaviour.
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92. What's the most unpleasant,
mean-spirited, brutish aggressor
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93. - society has ever known?
- A high-school jock?
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94. No. A high-school jock!
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95. I have a firmware update for
that, but it's just too evil.
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96. On the other hand, I want that
rec centre somethin' fierce.
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97. Bro. I feel strong, bro.
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98. I feel strong bro too, bro.
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99. Let's school those dweebs.
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100. I call the lame pink one!
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101. I can't believe the beating
we took out there.
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102. Can I get a double Meh Burger
and regret-size fries?
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103. Can I get a double Meh Burger
and regret-size fries?
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104. - Outta the way, blooser!
- Grr!
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105. We're first. Unless there's
something before first.
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106. Then we're that.
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107. This is my counter!
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108. Watch the face, bro!
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109. Get off the counter or I'll drag
your metal butts off!
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110. Ooo-ooh!
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111. We don't wanna hurt them.
They're our friends.
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112. They're just under mind control.
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113. Aw, little baby going back
to his burgerless crib?
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114. It's the day of the big match.
Sonic and gang
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115. versus
Cyborg Sonic and Cyborg gang.
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116. Truly a match for the ages
and cyborg ages.
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117. You're goin' down.
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118. I want a fair game.
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119. But I want a lot of things
I don't get.
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120. Like a fondue set.
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121. Aaah!
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122. Yeah!
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123. It's the end of the first half
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124. and things are not looking good
for that rec centre.
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125. Keep it mean, keep it unfair
and we've got this.
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126. How do we beat
our counterparts?
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127. The key is to figure out
where their weaknesses
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128. - and our strengths overlap.
- Nerd alert!
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129. - How original.
- That's it!
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130. They're too dumb now
to be creative!
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131. We need to get a little...
unpredictable.
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132. We gotta to get
back to our roots.
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133. - Let's do it!
- Yeah!
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134. - It's worth a shot.
- Which goal is ours again?
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135. The second half
is about to begin
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136. and team Sonic
is nowhere to be found!
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137. What's taking those dweebs
so long?
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138. Whoo!
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139. - Does not compute!
- Does not compute!
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140. - Team Sonic wins!
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141. We did it!
The rec centre is ours!
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142. These kids today
and their wacky soccer shows.
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143. When I was a boy,
you got a grapefruit
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144. and a broken trash can
and you were happy to have that.
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145. Now that we only have seconds
left to resolve this thing
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146. and since everyone loves
the rec centre,
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147. - I've decided to keep it open!
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148. I'll close the library instead!
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149. All right. Time to uphold
your end of the bargain
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150. - and let the cyborgs go.
- I ain't freein' nobody!
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151. Cyborgs, attack!
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152. It's the wristbands!
That's what's controlling them!
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153. Hey! Those things are expensive!
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154. Uh-oh!
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155. Ow! Ow!
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