1. Grr!
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2. Oh!
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3. They call Sonic a hero
because he can beat that guy?
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4. I could beat that nitwit with
just one third of my robot army!
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5. But would anybody
call me a hero? No!
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6. What I need is my own mech suit
to show these plebeians
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7. how fragile
their meaningless existence is.
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8. - Dude, dark.
- Oh, sorry.
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9. Haven't had
my morning coffee yet.
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10. I always get so cranky wanky.
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11. Look at this thing!
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12. Deflector shields, tractor
beams, lasers, power windows.
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13. This is my 9th symphony.
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14. No batteries?
But I just charged the thing!
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15. I guess all these features
are using too much juice.
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16. I bet the power windows
put me over the top.
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17. May I suggest you simply
remove some features?
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18. May I suggest
I simply remove your head?
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19. - Eggman seems despondent.
- Probably has jury duty.
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20. Well, I'm gonna go talk to him.
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21. Our dynamic with Eggman
is very confusing.
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22. Really?
As far as I know, this is how
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23. grown men and animal-people
always interact.
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24. - What's wrong, Eggman?
- Oh, the usual.
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25. Built the best mech suit
literally ever
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26. and can't find an awesome enough
power source to handle it!
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27. Wish I could help you,
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28. but since you're probably
building this to destroy us,
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29. I don't think helping
is in my best interest.
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30. But maybe you can talk
to someone else?
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31. Oh, like I'll just run into
someone who understands
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32. the ups and downs
of mech-suit ownership!
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33. I'm just sick of Sonic
winning all the time.
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34. Ha! Tell me about it, Broseph!
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35. It's as if
we're not allowed to win.
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36. Like there's a strict set
of formulaic guidelines.
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37. Sigh. And my mech suit
would beat him every time
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38. if I could get
to the Tummel Crystal.
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39. - Tummel-ho-ha-what?
- The legendary Tummel Crystal.
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40. That thing could power
any mech suit.
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41. It's believed to be buried
in the catacombs
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42. below The Buddy Buddy Temple.
So... Oh, well.
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43. Too bad about that.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
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44. I'm off to get something other
than the Tummel Crystal,
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45. like a potato or something.
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46. Don't follow me!
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47. Warning.
Incoming magnetic pulsar.
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48. AI malfunction imminent.
Will I dream, Eggman?
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49. - Aaah!
- Aaah!
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50. Aaah-aaah-aaah!
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51. Aaah-aaah-aaah!
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52. Aaaaaaaaaah!
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53. Aaaaaaaaaah!
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54. Ho-cha! Ho-cha!
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55. Oh, perfect. They're nitwits.
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56. Oh, great cyborg centaur,
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57. please spare
our worthless lives!
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58. All right, fine.
I won't destroy you.
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59. But you must swear
eternal servitude to me.
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60. Done and done! Now,
as is custom in our culture,
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61. we will polish and shine
your glorious metal butt!
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62. Yeah, that's OK.
My metal bum is shiny already.
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63. What I really want
is for you to help me find
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64. the legendary Tummel Crystal,
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65. which is buried
deep within these cave walls.
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66. Well, that sounds
like a lotta work.
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67. I don't care how you do it,
but it's the only thing I want.
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68. Oh, and an awesome cape.
And maybe a hat.
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69. - Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
- Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
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70. Sonic, just admit it.
We're lost.
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71. Trust me. I know where to go.
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72. - Wait. This is Gogoba Village.
- Maybe trusting me was stupid.
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73. Let's go before we get Gogoba'd
into doing something annoying.
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74. It's kinda weird,
but the place looks empty.
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75. Except for me.
But of course I don't count.
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76. Chopped Liver is my middle name!
I'd change it,
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77. but the county clerk
was taken away by Froglodytes,
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78. - along with everyone else.
- That's terrible.
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79. Oh, I'll be fine. And I'm sure
my friends and relatives
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80. are thrilled to be captured
and put to work in the mines!
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81. I'll just enjoy the quiet while
all that my civilisation created
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82. is lost to time.
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83. OK, we get it. We'll save them
and bring them home.
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84. Told ya.
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85. Ugh! Argh!
This hammer is so heavy!
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86. That's why you're doing it
and not me!
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87. And the rocks
are so hard to break.
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88. Of course they're hard to break!
They're rocks!
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89. - Can I ask a question?
- No!
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90. - How was I supposed to know?
- That's a question!
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91. You're the worst servants!
Guards! Seize them!
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92. - Uh... Both of them?
- Yes! Both of them!
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93. I just wanted to know if we're
supposed to fill out time cards.
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94. Time cards?
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95. What part of eternal servitude
don't you understand?
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96. So, how's that mining going?
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97. These Gogobas can't do anything.
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98. Well, someone's gotta dig up
my Tummel Crystal,
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99. and it's either gonna be
them or you.
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100. Very well. Back to work!
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101. - But we're on break.
- Break?
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102. Oh, well. We tried.
Poor Gogobas.
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103. Come on. We have to save them!
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104. I know.
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105. Ow!
Why was that grape a coconut?
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106. - Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
- Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
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107. Great Lord Metalbutt, the Tummel
Crystal is within our reach.
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108. Once I have that,
my power will be limitless!
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109. Sounds like it's time
for ol' Sonic to step in.
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110. We should be fine as long as
there aren't any booby traps.
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111. Aaah!
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112. - Smooth move, fox boy.
- Ah, Sonic the Hedgehog.
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113. Snooping as usual, I see.
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114. Seize them!
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115. Hey! Be careful with that!
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116. It's not insured
when someone else is using it.
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117. Hey, I found the Tummel Crystal.
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118. Oh, yeah! Crystal me, baby!
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119. - We gotta do something now.
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120. If I can talk that Gogoba
into giving me back my hammer,
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121. I can bust us outta here!
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122. I just have to use
a little reverse psychology.
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123. Great idea. I always want to do
the opposite of what you say.
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124. But that might be
more my problem than yours.
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125. - Ugh! Ugh!
- Ugh!
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126. I can't believe
how strong you are.
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127. I bet I couldn't
even lift that hammer.
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128. Ha! Nonsense!
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129. Women's equality and all that.
You go right ahead, little lady.
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130. Ha! Ha! Ha!
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131. Aaah!
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132. Hey! You're not a magic
flying father figure!
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133. You're just like us.
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134. Well, time to cause mayhem.
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135. Hail to the king, baby!
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136. We're bumpin'
with the flava now!
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137. Oh!
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138. Fire missiles!
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139. Engage tractor beams!
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140. Whoa!
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141. Goodbye, Sonic.
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142. No!
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143. I guess we're all going down
together in a blaze of glory.
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144. Where's that
self-destruct button?
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145. Yep.
Power windows were a mistake.
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146. Ho-cha! Ho-cha!
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147. - Ho-cha!
- No! Stop bowing!
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148. Don't you see?
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149. Look how easily this man tricked
you into doing his bidding.
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150. You need to think critically
for yourselves
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151. and not waste your lives
bowing to false kings.
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152. He's right! Bow to him!
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153. Ho-cha! Ho-cha!
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154. - Ugh!
- Ho-cha!
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155. Wait!
We forgot to end on a joke!
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