1. Grr!Copy !req
2. Patience, folks. I assure youCopy !req
3. everyone will get
the opportunityCopy !req
4. to see the amazing
Haunted Forest!Copy !req
5. And to pay me 27,50.Copy !req
6. Out of the way, bozo.
Move it or lose it, toots.Copy !req
7. Big egg on campus,
comin' through.Copy !req
8. Grr!Copy !req
9. This place isn't so scary.Copy !req
10. What... what is it?Copy !req
11. A proposal for
government-mandated healthcare.Copy !req
12. Aaah! Run for your lives!Copy !req
13. What a fraidy cat! Whatever
it is she's supposed to be.Copy !req
14. Who'd be scared of this junk?
Rubber bats, glowing eyes,Copy !req
15. cardboard moon...Copy !req
16. And a real ghost!Copy !req
17. Boo!Copy !req
18. Aaah!Copy !req
19. Faster, you copper clods!
That ghost is haunting me.Copy !req
20. I need to find a way
to exorcise him.Copy !req
21. Why not let him
borrow your gym membership?Copy !req
22. Clearly you never use it.Copy !req
23. - Ugh!
- Check it out.Copy !req
24. Eggman's still freaked out.
Whaddaya say we mess with him?Copy !req
25. It seems wrong to prey
on Eggman's emotionsCopy !req
26. when he's in such
a fragile state.Copy !req
27. Did I say "wrong"?
I meant "hilarious".Copy !req
28. - Boo!
- Aaah!Copy !req
29. - What? What's that?Copy !req
30. Aaah! Aaah!Copy !req
31. Shh!Copy !req
32. This is just sad.Copy !req
33. Great, now you've gone
and made me feel guilty.Copy !req
34. Stop your blubbering, Egghead.
It was just me.Copy !req
35. - Ghosts aren't real.
- Yes, they are!Copy !req
36. Aaah! How else do you explain
this blurry photograph?Copy !req
37. Bad photography? Come with me.Copy !req
38. I'll prove there are no ghosts.Copy !req
39. I usually reserve the daytime
walk through for pre-schoolers,Copy !req
40. but since you insisted...
As you see,Copy !req
41. it's all cheap special effects
and atmosphere music.Copy !req
42. Boo!Copy !req
43. Turn tape over for more
fun-filled sounds of... horror.Copy !req
44. When you step here
it triggers the ghost drop.Copy !req
45. What did I tell ya?
No such thing as ghosts.Copy !req
46. Now I've got nothing to fear,Copy !req
47. except maybe that numbness
in my left arm.Copy !req
48. I'm sure it's nothing.Copy !req
49. Boo!Copy !req
50. Who's there?Copy !req
51. Aaah!Copy !req
52. No. Ghosts aren't real.Copy !req
53. This is all a trick,
just like Barker showed me.Copy !req
54. - Oh, that's no good.
- Boo!Copy !req
55. Aaah! G-g-g-ghosts are real!Copy !req
56. I've heard of this before.Copy !req
57. Some good-looking
entrepreneur typeCopy !req
58. opens a humble
haunted attractionCopy !req
59. on the smallest
of Gogoba burial grounds,Copy !req
60. only to anger the spirit world
and send a cavalcade of ghouls -Copy !req
61. Straight into my lair!
So this is all your fault!Copy !req
62. Now, let's not point
numb fingers.Copy !req
63. I'm sure everything's
gonna be just fine.Copy !req
64. Easy for you to say. You don't
have to live in a haunted lair!Copy !req
65. I'm an honest reasonable fellow.Copy !req
66. I'm not gonna just leave you
in your time of need.Copy !req
67. How about I take that lair
off your hands?Copy !req
68. Free you of the burden
of ghost ownership?Copy !req
69. And what guarantee do I get
the ghosts won't follow me?Copy !req
70. Ooh!
You're a shrewd businessman.Copy !req
71. I'll just stipulate
that the sale includesCopy !req
72. any and all
items inside the lair.Copy !req
73. After all, ghosts are powerless
against red tape!Copy !req
74. The ol' Eggman
negotiating skills.Copy !req
75. Still got it.Copy !req
76. - Aaah! Ugh!Copy !req
77. It's 2:30 in the afternoon!Copy !req
78. People are trying to sleep!Copy !req
79. Huh?Copy !req
80. Since my lair is full of
100% certified evil spirits,Copy !req
81. I had to sell the place
to Barker.Copy !req
82. Looks like we're gonna be
beach buddies!Copy !req
83. No!Copy !req
84. OK, we're going to get
to the bottom of...Copy !req
85. - What's going on here?
- Welcome thrill-seekersCopy !req
86. to the most fear-inducing
attraction yet,Copy !req
87. The Deadly Lair!Copy !req
88. Have you gone mad? You'll anger
the spirit world again!Copy !req
89. Don't be daft, Egghead.
Barker conned you.Copy !req
90. He was just looking
for a bigger, better venue.Copy !req
91. I'll show you.Copy !req
92. - Huh?
- That'll be 50 bucks.Copy !req
93. Each.Copy !req
94. Grr!Copy !req
95. Argh!Copy !req
96. - Boo!
- No! Take Sonic, not me!Copy !req
97. That's no ghost. It's nothing
but smoke and mirrors.Copy !req
98. What makes you so sure?Copy !req
99. Well, for starters,
the smoke and the mirrors.Copy !req
100. And then there's the digital
projection of a ghost.Copy !req
101. Grr!Copy !req
102. You conned me.
Gimme back my lair!Copy !req
103. Sorry, Eggman. A deal's a deal.Copy !req
104. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
105. Let's see what my robots
have to say about that!Copy !req
106. Don't you mean my robots?Copy !req
107. The sale included any and all
items inside the lair. Remember?Copy !req
108. No! You can't do this to me!
I created you!Copy !req
109. He's a crook! There aren't
any real ghosts in there!Copy !req
110. It's a sham!Copy !req
111. Aaah!Copy !req
112. Mr Barker, is that hysterical
lunatic ranting the truth?Copy !req
113. No, of course not.Copy !req
114. This lair really is haunted!Copy !req
115. What would I have to gain
from lying to you good people?Copy !req
116. Come back!Copy !req
117. There are more reprehensible
attractions out there!Copy !req
118. At least I'm not hurting
any whales!Copy !req
119. Great. After everyone saw me
getting tossed outta my lair,Copy !req
120. they don't respect or fear me
any more.Copy !req
121. Time to call in the big guns!Copy !req
122. OK, my turn!Copy !req
123. - Oh! Ugh!Copy !req
124. You there?Copy !req
125. Ooh! Your impression
has gotten so much better.Copy !req
126. Hey, Doc, you're in my head!Copy !req
127. Yeah, I got plenty of room
in here, too.Copy !req
128. Listen, I need you two dimwits
to help me retake the lair.Copy !req
129. Not so fast, Barker!Copy !req
130. It's over, Sonic!
The denouement!Copy !req
131. The final crescendo!Copy !req
132. Your meddling
cost me my business!Copy !req
133. Now, prepare to make
acquaintance with your demise,Copy !req
134. for it is imminent!Copy !req
135. For all Eggman's faults,Copy !req
136. at least I understood
what he was saying.Copy !req
137. Automatons... Action!Copy !req
138. Whoa!Copy !req
139. Why are we having
so much trouble, here?Copy !req
140. We fight these jobber bots
all the time!Copy !req
141. Barker's running plays
we've never seen before.Copy !req
142. This guy's got a real strategy!Copy !req
143. Strategy or not,
I'm gonna get to smashing!Copy !req
144. OK, let's try that again.Copy !req
145. We're in the HQ room, boss.Copy !req
146. Perfect!
Now head to the console!Copy !req
147. Sir, we need to keep our volume
at a sensible level.Copy !req
148. What? I can't hear you!
You'll have to be louder!Copy !req
149. First things first.Copy !req
150. I need you to delete my search
history, but don't look at it!Copy !req
151. Now, install the virus!Copy !req
152. Looks like all these old robots
needed was a new business plan!Copy !req
153. And as CEO
of Eggman Industries...Copy !req
154. Really oughta change that name.Copy !req
155. ..I assure you,
you'll all be torn to shredsCopy !req
156. with the utmost efficiency.Copy !req
157. That's a relief.Copy !req
158. Aaah! This is mutiny!Copy !req
159. Yup. Heard of this before.
Looks like your robotsCopy !req
160. have contracted
the Anti-Allegiance Virus.Copy !req
161. They won't stop till
they've destroyed their master.Copy !req
162. - Hey! That's you, isn't it?
- You gotta do something!Copy !req
163. Tell ya what.Copy !req
164. Since I'm a reasonable fellow,Copy !req
165. I'm not gonna leave you
in your time of need.Copy !req
166. How about I take that lair
off your hands?Copy !req
167. Once I'm their master,
you'll be off the hook.Copy !req
168. Grr!Copy !req
169. Aaah!Copy !req
170. Take it. It's yours!Copy !req
171. Eggman's back in business, baby!Copy !req
172. You ready for a battle,
hedgehog?Copy !req
173. Aren't I always?Copy !req