1. I love the Dangerco
Deadly Equipment Warehouse!
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2. Look at this multipack
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3. of Ion Diffusers.
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4. I only need one,
but it's such a bargain!
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5. I need to see your credentials.
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6. You need a Doctorate
in Evil Science to shop here.
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7. Last time
I sweet talked the guy.
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8. I mean threatened his family.
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9. I know. It was me.
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10. Now I'm divorced,
your threats are meaningless.
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11. I'm a man
with nothing left to lose.
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12. All right, fine.
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13. Orbot, print out my transcript.
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14. According to this,
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15. you're two credits short
of the graduation requirements.
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16. You're not a doctor!
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17. For a guy
with nothing left to lose,
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18. you care a lot
about academic bureaucracy.
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19. Let's go, knuckleheads!
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20. This knucklehead
doesn't want our business.
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21. Eggman's not a doctor?
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22. I gotta spread the word...
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23. In song!
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24. Hi, Perci.
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25. Hi, Staci.
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26. Here's the rumor,
In good humor
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27. Here's the tale,
walrus male.
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28. Tell me all
about Mr Eggman.
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29. Hi Amy.
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30. Hi Dave's Mom.
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31. Here's the babble of the rabble.
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32. Here's the word, anchor bird.
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33. Have you heard about Mr Eggman?
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34. He's no longer a doc.
No way!
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35. - His PHD is a crock.
- Oh word!
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36. - He was once feared a lot.
- Sort of
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37. Now, he's just a crackpot!
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38. Lady Walrus, this
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39. is Dave the intern.
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40. Can I talk
to your annoying kids?
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41. - Not a doc! Not a doc!
- Back to school, boy!
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42. - Not a doc! Not a doc!
- Back to school, boy!
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43. Academia
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44. can be cruel, boy.
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45. - So true!
- What a miserable guy!
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46. - So blue!
- Everyone sing along
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47. To our parody song!
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48. - He's no longer a doc.
- No way!
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49. - He was once feared a lot.
- Sort of
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50. He's just a crackpot!
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51. Why do you look like
you finished a musical number?
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52. Can I get a double Meh Burger,
savage style?
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53. I'll get right on that.
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54. And I mean
that double sarcastically,
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55. savage style.
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56. How dare you!
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57. I'll destroy you all!
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58. You and what doctorate?
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59. Better write yourself
a prescription
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60. for that sick burn.
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61. Oh wait; you can't!
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62. I'm going to have
to ask you to leave.
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63. You'll be hearing
from my lawyer!
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64. I can't believe Eggman
isn't a doctor!
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65. When did that happen?
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66. We should sing
and dance about it!
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67. Meet my lawyer.
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68. Didn't we just throw you out,
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69. Mister Eggman?
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70. This is the worst day
of my life!
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71. And I judged at a tofu cook off.
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72. I'm sure
it wasn't that bad boss.
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73. Sonic called me "Mister"!
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74. I got thrown out of Meh Burger
with my tail between my legs
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75. That's just an expression.
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76. My vestigial tail
was removed years ago.
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77. Perhaps you can go back
to school
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78. for the last two credits.
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79. That sounds hilarious.
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80. I can take
Professor Kingsford's class.
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81. He was the most feared
and respected professor of evil.
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82. Feared and respected?
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83. You should take classes
from him!
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84. They called him
"the goat herder".
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85. He'd always pick
one poor sap to be his goat
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86. and wail mercilessly on him
for the entire semester.
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87. We'll see who it'll be
this year!
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88. Aaah!
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89. My alarm never went off!
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90. Huh?
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91. Mr...
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92. Eggman.
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93. Can you recite the facts
of the battle of Admiral Doom
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94. VS Captain Hero?
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95. Were we supposed
to read something?
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96. I see. You thought
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97. there was going to be
no work on the first day?
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98. No, no, I actually have
a lot of respect for you.
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99. What you are, Mr. Eggman,
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100. is a GOAT.
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101. Would you like a carrot,
goat boy?
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102. I'm bored.
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103. I'm chairman of the bored.
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104. We'll have time to figure out
what to do
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105. during Eggman's failure montage.
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106. A failure montage
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107. Right here,
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108. We're watching things happen
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109. Exposition fromage
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110. So take the brakes off
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111. Don't miss key points now
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112. A montage scene, yeah
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113. We cut between yeah
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114. A show sure
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115. So we'll cut some corners now
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116. Eggman is busy
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117. As such,
team Sonic can goof around
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118. Since school is back
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119. Eggman is less likely
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120. To scream at them
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121. I can't believe
I failed the shoebox diorama.
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122. I used glitter and everything.
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123. I made mine out
of evil Popsicle sticks.
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124. David!
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125. Your pizza pockets exploded
cheese all over the microwave!
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126. MOM! You're interrupting
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127. my study group!
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128. Don't you get fresh
with me, young man!
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129. All right. Let's get started.
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130. I highlighted
all the important stuff.
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131. Nicely done!
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132. did you check the board
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133. to see what to steal
for lab day?
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134. I just need to steal
a rubber gasket.
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135. Easy as long as I don't draw
too much attention to myself.
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136. Tremble in terror,
as I steal your rubber gasket!
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137. C'mon gang; we have
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138. to stop Eggman from doing
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139. his homework, or something;
I don't care.
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140. Come on guys!
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141. Can we go back to drag racing?
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142. Catching rings is boring.
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143. Poor Eggman.
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144. Some people
just aren't naturals.
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145. This rudimentary Doomsday
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146. Device built
from parts you stole,
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147. is almost complete.
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148. All that is missing
is a tiny rubber gasket,
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149. without which
this is a glorified paperweight.
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150. Mister Eggman,
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151. If you would be so kind,
install the gasket you stole.
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152. Ehh... funny story...
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153. I sincerely doubt it.
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154. Seeing as
this was a class project,
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155. and Goatboy was unable
to accomplish the simple task
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156. with which he was charged,
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157. you shall all
fail the assignment.
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158. - Thanks a lot.
- You're out of the study group.
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159. I found pizza in my hat earlier.
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160. Mister Eggman,
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161. your only hope
to complete this course now
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162. is to get an A on the final.
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163. Huh?
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164. Silly Eggman;
rings are for hedgehogs!
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165. What's wrong, sir?
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166. It's that final!
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167. I just know I'm gonna fail it!
Let me think.
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168. Let you what now?
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169. If not
for my strong moral center,
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170. I'd break into the school
and steal the answers.
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171. Let's break in
and steal the answers.
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172. Ow!
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173. You need to be more cautious!
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174. Got it! Now pull me up!
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175. Ow! Ow!
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176. Welcome to your final exam.
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177. You entered this classroom
eighty seven weeks ago
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178. with heads full of mush,
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179. if you pass this test,
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180. you will leave here villains.
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181. Begin.
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182. I've completed grading
your papers.
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183. Mr. Eggman?
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184. Present? Hehe.
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185. You posit on your answer
sheet that the most
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186. efficient power source
for launching a planet
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187. off its gravitational axis is C:
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188. a tomato?
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189. Ehhh, well, I mean,
if it was big enough,
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190. like, a prize
winning carnival tomato...
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191. And that a nuclear ion grid
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192. can be best penetrated by B:
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193. a house fern.
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194. Again, it all comes down
to the size of the fern.
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195. They can be pretty intimidating.
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196. Ever seen
"Little Shop of Houseferns"?
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197. What is far more likely is that
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198. you stole the fake answer sheet
I planted
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199. in this desk drawer
and you cheated.
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200. Cheat? Me? No!
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201. I wouldn't do that!
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202. That would be evil?
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203. Precisely...
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204. And this is a class in evil.
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205. As such, the true final exam
was to steal the final exam.
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206. And only one
of my students passed.
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207. Doctor Eggman.
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208. So long, losers!
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209. Yeah!
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210. I hope we do more stuff
next week.
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