Sonic Boom 2x35

Directed by Natalys Raut-Sieuzac

When it’s revealed that Dr. Eggman is not actually a doctor, he becomes a joke and must go back to school to finish his Ph.D. in evil.

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1. I love the Dangerco Deadly Equipment Warehouse!

2. Look at this multipack

3. of Ion Diffusers.

4. I only need one, but it's such a bargain!

5. I need to see your credentials.

6. You need a Doctorate in Evil Science to shop here.

7. Last time I sweet talked the guy.

8. I mean threatened his family.

9. I know. It was me.

10. Now I'm divorced, your threats are meaningless.

11. I'm a man with nothing left to lose.

12. All right, fine.

13. Orbot, print out my transcript.

14. According to this,

15. you're two credits short of the graduation requirements.

16. You're not a doctor!

17. For a guy with nothing left to lose,

18. you care a lot about academic bureaucracy.

19. Let's go, knuckleheads!

20. This knucklehead doesn't want our business.

21. Eggman's not a doctor?

22. I gotta spread the word...

23. In song!

24. Hi, Perci.

25. Hi, Staci.

26. Here's the rumor, In good humor

27. Here's the tale, walrus male.

28. Tell me all about Mr Eggman.

29. Hi Amy.

30. Hi Dave's Mom.

31. Here's the babble of the rabble.

32. Here's the word, anchor bird.

33. Have you heard about Mr Eggman?

34. He's no longer a doc. No way!

35. - His PHD is a crock. - Oh word!

36. - He was once feared a lot. - Sort of

37. Now, he's just a crackpot!

38. Lady Walrus, this

39. is Dave the intern.

40. Can I talk to your annoying kids?

41. - Not a doc! Not a doc! - Back to school, boy!

42. - Not a doc! Not a doc! - Back to school, boy!

43. Academia

44. can be cruel, boy.

45. - So true! - What a miserable guy!

46. - So blue! - Everyone sing along

47. To our parody song!

48. - He's no longer a doc. - No way!

49. - He was once feared a lot. - Sort of

50. He's just a crackpot!

51. Why do you look like you finished a musical number?

52. Can I get a double Meh Burger, savage style?

53. I'll get right on that.

54. And I mean that double sarcastically,

55. savage style.

56. How dare you!

57. I'll destroy you all!

58. You and what doctorate?

59. Better write yourself a prescription

60. for that sick burn.

61. Oh wait; you can't!

62. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

63. You'll be hearing from my lawyer!

64. I can't believe Eggman isn't a doctor!

65. When did that happen?

66. We should sing and dance about it!

67. Meet my lawyer.

68. Didn't we just throw you out,

69. Mister Eggman?

70. This is the worst day of my life!

71. And I judged at a tofu cook off.

72. I'm sure it wasn't that bad boss.

73. Sonic called me "Mister"!

74. I got thrown out of Meh Burger with my tail between my legs

75. That's just an expression.

76. My vestigial tail was removed years ago.

77. Perhaps you can go back to school

78. for the last two credits.

79. That sounds hilarious.

80. I can take Professor Kingsford's class.

81. He was the most feared and respected professor of evil.

82. Feared and respected?

83. You should take classes from him!

84. They called him "the goat herder".

85. He'd always pick one poor sap to be his goat

86. and wail mercilessly on him for the entire semester.

87. We'll see who it'll be this year!

88. Aaah!

89. My alarm never went off!

90. Huh?

91. Mr...

92. Eggman.

93. Can you recite the facts of the battle of Admiral Doom

94. VS Captain Hero?

95. Were we supposed to read something?

96. I see. You thought

97. there was going to be no work on the first day?

98. No, no, I actually have a lot of respect for you.

99. What you are, Mr. Eggman,

100. is a GOAT.

101. Would you like a carrot, goat boy?

102. I'm bored.

103. I'm chairman of the bored.

104. We'll have time to figure out what to do

105. during Eggman's failure montage.

106. A failure montage

107. Right here,

108. We're watching things happen

109. Exposition fromage

110. So take the brakes off

111. Don't miss key points now

112. A montage scene, yeah

113. We cut between yeah

114. A show sure

115. So we'll cut some corners now

116. Eggman is busy

117. As such, team Sonic can goof around

118. Since school is back

119. Eggman is less likely

120. To scream at them

121. I can't believe I failed the shoebox diorama.

122. I used glitter and everything.

123. I made mine out of evil Popsicle sticks.

124. David!

125. Your pizza pockets exploded cheese all over the microwave!

126. MOM! You're interrupting

127. my study group!

128. Don't you get fresh with me, young man!

129. All right. Let's get started.

130. I highlighted all the important stuff.

131. Nicely done!

132. did you check the board

133. to see what to steal for lab day?

134. I just need to steal a rubber gasket.

135. Easy as long as I don't draw too much attention to myself.

136. Tremble in terror, as I steal your rubber gasket!

137. C'mon gang; we have

138. to stop Eggman from doing

139. his homework, or something; I don't care.

140. Come on guys!

141. Can we go back to drag racing?

142. Catching rings is boring.

143. Poor Eggman.

144. Some people just aren't naturals.

145. This rudimentary Doomsday

146. Device built from parts you stole,

147. is almost complete.

148. All that is missing is a tiny rubber gasket,

149. without which this is a glorified paperweight.

150. Mister Eggman,

151. If you would be so kind, install the gasket you stole.

152. Ehh... funny story...

153. I sincerely doubt it.

154. Seeing as this was a class project,

155. and Goatboy was unable to accomplish the simple task

156. with which he was charged,

157. you shall all fail the assignment.

158. - Thanks a lot. - You're out of the study group.

159. I found pizza in my hat earlier.

160. Mister Eggman,

161. your only hope to complete this course now

162. is to get an A on the final.

163. Huh?

164. Silly Eggman; rings are for hedgehogs!

165. What's wrong, sir?

166. It's that final!

167. I just know I'm gonna fail it! Let me think.

168. Let you what now?

169. If not for my strong moral center,

170. I'd break into the school and steal the answers.

171. Let's break in and steal the answers.

172. Ow!

173. You need to be more cautious!

174. Got it! Now pull me up!

175. Ow! Ow!

176. Welcome to your final exam.

177. You entered this classroom eighty seven weeks ago

178. with heads full of mush,

179. if you pass this test,

180. you will leave here villains.

181. Begin.

182. I've completed grading your papers.

183. Mr. Eggman?

184. Present? Hehe.

185. You posit on your answer sheet that the most

186. efficient power source for launching a planet

187. off its gravitational axis is C:

188. a tomato?

189. Ehhh, well, I mean, if it was big enough,

190. like, a prize winning carnival tomato...

191. And that a nuclear ion grid

192. can be best penetrated by B:

193. a house fern.

194. Again, it all comes down to the size of the fern.

195. They can be pretty intimidating.

196. Ever seen "Little Shop of Houseferns"?

197. What is far more likely is that

198. you stole the fake answer sheet I planted

199. in this desk drawer and you cheated.

200. Cheat? Me? No!

201. I wouldn't do that!

202. That would be evil?

203. Precisely...

204. And this is a class in evil.

205. As such, the true final exam was to steal the final exam.

206. And only one of my students passed.

207. Doctor Eggman.

208. So long, losers!

209. Yeah!

210. I hope we do more stuff next week.