1. Grr!Copy !req
2. Ya!Copy !req
3. Ya!Copy !req
4. Hey Tails, how's operation
make-a-big-robot mess going?Copy !req
5. Not as well as operation
come-up-with-better-names.Copy !req
6. I can't get
the unbolterizer to fire!Copy !req
7. Loved to stay
and help clean up,Copy !req
8. but we weren't the ones who
tried to lure you into a trap.Copy !req
9. Grr!Copy !req
10. Look at all this trash!Copy !req
11. Those dunderheads were supposed
to haul it off 3 weeks ago!Copy !req
12. Sir, rather than taking us all
out in a blaze of glory,Copy !req
13. might I suggest you contact the
requisite government entities?Copy !req
14. My trash should have been
collected 3 weeks ago!Copy !req
15. Mm hmm!Copy !req
16. You're in luck!
This is an election year.Copy !req
17. I'll take care of it
immediately!Copy !req
18. Eggman, one.Copy !req
19. Trash, zero!Copy !req
20. Would you care to pay the fee
now or by mail?Copy !req
21. Let me see that!Copy !req
22. This is highway robbery!Copy !req
23. Now I regret blowing the kazoo.Copy !req
24. You're charging me for
trash collection?Copy !req
25. I thought the government was
supposed to do things for free.Copy !req
26. That's why everyone else
pays taxes!Copy !req
27. The amount of garbage
you had this monthCopy !req
28. was way above the limit!Copy !req
29. So you have to pay
a one-time fee.Copy !req
30. If you don't, I'll
foreclose on your evil lair!Copy !req
31. There's got to be money
around here somewhere...Copy !req
32. Maybe I could get a few bucks
for my particle accelerator!Copy !req
33. Ah, but I could never part with
that. I made it at summer camp!Copy !req
34. Might I suggest selling
your Doomsday Device?Copy !req
35. You haven't used it since
the beginning of season one.Copy !req
36. No. I need to come up with a
well thought out,Copy !req
37. common sense plan to raise
the money I need. I know!Copy !req
38. I'll turn my evil lair
into a resort hotel!Copy !req
39. And how are you going
to find peopleCopy !req
40. who want to vacation
in an evil lair?Copy !req
41. Hurry, hurry, hurry!Copy !req
42. Step right up to see
exotic birdsCopy !req
43. designed to lure you
into a sales pitch!Copy !req
44. Cubot,Copy !req
45. you're not supposed to
tell them that!Copy !req
46. Oh, right. I forgot.Copy !req
47. Attention everyone!Copy !req
48. There are no birds!Copy !req
49. Doh!Copy !req
50. All right,
what's Eggman's angle?Copy !req
51. He's turned his lair
into a resort hotelCopy !req
52. to pay a small one time
garbage collection fee.Copy !req
53. Sounds like the writers
are just phoning it in.Copy !req
54. But, just in case,
we better go check it out.Copy !req
55. Ah, morning, Admiral.Copy !req
56. Morning, Doctor.
Has today's paper arrived?Copy !req
57. I'm keen to read
the cricket scores.Copy !req
58. Smashing!Copy !req
59. Ah, apparently some Eggman
fellow is going to open a hotel.Copy !req
60. I'm Eggman,
and this is the hotel!Copy !req
61. Oh, jolly good!
When does it open?Copy !req
62. It is open.
You're standing in it!Copy !req
63. My word.
I'd better scrub my shoe.Copy !req
64. Party's over, Egghead.Copy !req
65. We're here to figure out
your angle.Copy !req
66. There's no angle.
I'm just trying to run a hotel.Copy !req
67. A hotel? My word!
When does it open?Copy !req
68. It is open.Copy !req
69. Then I guess you won't mind
if we check in.Copy !req
70. I suppose not.Copy !req
71. That's not the right attitude!Copy !req
72. You should have a cheerful
rapport with your clientele.Copy !req
73. And logo pens.Copy !req
74. No sign of evildoing.Copy !req
75. Maybe Eggman
was telling the truth.Copy !req
76. Eh, one way to find out.Copy !req
77. Ohh Egghead!Copy !req
78. Hmm?Copy !req
79. Bring me a Kaluki Juki.Copy !req
80. Where's the umbrella
and pineapple wedge?Copy !req
81. And I need like ten of
those free notepads.Copy !req
82. I'm making a 3D paper model
of a train.Copy !req
83. That's not what those are for!Copy !req
84. Excuse me, boy.Copy !req
85. I'm going to need 3 more towels.Copy !req
86. You're already using too many!Copy !req
87. You should be more accommodating
to the needs of your guestsCopy !req
88. if you want people to come back.Copy !req
89. I don't want any of you
to come back!Copy !req
90. I almost have what I need to pay
the mayor's extortion.Copy !req
91. And when I do,
I'm kicking all of you out!Copy !req
92. My pillows are gone.Copy !req
93. What do you mean they're "gone"?Copy !req
94. They'll never find me in here.Copy !req
95. And it's nice and spacious!Copy !req
96. I could open a pillow hotel
for the purple pillow people.Copy !req
97. All right, I have your money,
you government goober.Copy !req
98. It wasn't even hard!Copy !req
99. I just turned my lair
into a hotel!Copy !req
100. You do know you need
a permit to do that?Copy !req
101. Yeah, well,
what are you gonna do, right?Copy !req
102. What's done is done.
Life goes on.Copy !req
103. Eh, would you care to pay for
the permit and fines nowCopy !req
104. or by mail?Copy !req
105. I'm staying here for a week,Copy !req
106. but I fear commitment.Copy !req
107. Can I have a different room
every night?Copy !req
108. A different room every night?Copy !req
109. Are you out of your mind?
Get out of my hotel!Copy !req
110. If you want to raise the money,Copy !req
111. you have to be nice
to the guests.Copy !req
112. I'll be nice to you!Copy !req
113. Ha ho, wait!Copy !req
114. Ha, fine, I'll do it your way.Copy !req
115. My television remote is filthy!Copy !req
116. Maybe you're what's filthy!Copy !req
117. Get outta my hotel!Copy !req
118. Much better, sir.Copy !req
119. Evening, Doctor.Copy !req
120. Busy night?Copy !req
121. I'm working my tuchus offCopy !req
122. and I still don't have enough
to pay the Mayor.Copy !req
123. Don't worry, old chap.
You'll get it.Copy !req
124. As surely as my face is capable
of expressing complex emotions.Copy !req
125. Boss!Copy !req
126. I just heard
some big news!Copy !req
127. Did you hear the big news?Copy !req
128. The new hotel is about to get
secretly reviewedCopy !req
129. by a secret reviewerCopy !req
130. who writes secret reviews
for Secret Review Magazine!Copy !req
131. Yeah! Everyone's talking
about it!Copy !req
132. It's really important business
numberwords, Mr Nameperson.Copy !req
133. I seriously doubt that's how
the conversation went.Copy !req
134. But I've got to identify and
impress that secret reviewerCopy !req
135. so I can make
this place profitableCopy !req
136. and then shut it down.Copy !req
137. That could be him!Copy !req
138. Quick, you doorknobs.
Look dignified!Copy !req
139. Welcome to Eggman Towers.Copy !req
140. Hey! I was next in line!Copy !req
141. You're unimportant.Copy !req
142. But I just need a paperclip.Copy !req
143. This isn't
the free paperclip store!Copy !req
144. Now, will you go away?Copy !req
145. Is that how you talk
to your guests?Copy !req
146. Ah, no! Never.Copy !req
147. Here's your paperclip, madam.Copy !req
148. You have one too. It's our way
of saying welcome. Ha.Copy !req
149. I do hope it's quiet here.Copy !req
150. Reservation under Redd Herron.Copy !req
151. I've had a chaotic week.
I wish to relax.Copy !req
152. We pride ourselves on creatingCopy !req
153. a serene, tranquil
vacation environment.Copy !req
154. You better run!Copy !req
155. Whoa!Copy !req
156. Try to catch me!Copy !req
157. We're also family friendly! Ha.Copy !req
158. I'm very particular about
my accommodations.Copy !req
159. My line of work has me
in many hotels.Copy !req
160. Excuse me.Copy !req
161. Can't you see I'm busy
with an important customer?Copy !req
162. Ha, I promise.
No more interruptions!Copy !req
163. My children are hungry!Copy !req
164. I demand that you stop
what you're doingCopy !req
165. and feed them at once!Copy !req
166. You demand?Copy !req
167. I'm paying good money
to stay at this hotel.Copy !req
168. Grr...Copy !req
169. Fine! You insufferable woman.Copy !req
170. I'll just stop what I'm doingCopy !req
171. and feed
your ill-behaved children.Copy !req
172. Excuse me, could I—Copy !req
173. Um, uh—Copy !req
174. Ah, ahem.Copy !req
175. Ah, how is everything?Copy !req
176. Mediocre.Copy !req
177. Not you. Him!Copy !req
178. Mediocre.Copy !req
179. I'd give it 3 out of 10
if I was a reviewer.Copy !req
180. What? You're not a reviewer?Copy !req
181. No, I'm an insurance adjuster.Copy !req
182. Oh, for crying out loud!Copy !req
183. All this time I've been
nice to you for no reason?Copy !req
184. If you're not the reviewer,
then who is?Copy !req
185. Care for a spot of tea, sir?Copy !req
186. Excuse me,
we've been waiting forever!Copy !req
187. In a minute, you harpy!Copy !req
188. I would love some tea.Copy !req
189. Decaf though. I don't want
to be too jittery todayCopy !req
190. while I'm selling
vacuum cleaners.Copy !req
191. Selling vacuum cleaners?
Is that even a thing anymore?Copy !req
192. There's supposed to be
a reviewer,Copy !req
193. and I'm wasting all my time
on you imbeciles!Copy !req
194. Well! This is the most
appalling serviceCopy !req
195. I've ever had the misfortune
of receiving.Copy !req
196. And you are a rude, rude man!Copy !req
197. And I'm the reviewer!Copy !req
198. You?Copy !req
199. Well, this has been a fiasco.Copy !req
200. I guess I should just go
with the old standby.Copy !req
201. Ahh!Copy !req
202. Eh, Mayor's office.
Mayor speaking.Copy !req
203. I've taken
your villagers prisoner.Copy !req
204. Get rid of my fees
or I'll get rid of them!Copy !req
205. Uh, who is this?Copy !req
206. Eh, hang on. I need to find
my hostage negotiating hat.Copy !req
207. Robots, attack!Copy !req
208. Ya!Copy !req
209. Ya!Copy !req
210. Ya! Ya!Copy !req
211. Hi-ya!Copy !req
212. Ya!Copy !req
213. - Uh oh.
- Uh oh.Copy !req
214. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
215. I'm ruined!Copy !req
216. Not if I have anything
to say about it.Copy !req
217. What are you talking about?Copy !req
218. Even though it was based
on misguided assumptionsCopy !req
219. and plot contrivances,
you treated me with kindness.Copy !req
220. So, I've decided to approve
an enormous insurance settlementCopy !req
221. to rebuild your lair and pay
for all your permits and fines.Copy !req
222. Then everything
will be back to normal!Copy !req