1. Grr!
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2. Go, go, go,
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3. go, go, go, go, go!
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4. Woo hoo!
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5. Brain freeze!
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6. Ow, ow, ow!
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7. Oh, what did I do
to deserve this?
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8. You guys! I got big news!
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9. You're getting married?
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10. What? No!
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11. Our band has been asked
to play a concert
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12. on the other side of the island!
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13. - Yeah!
- Woo hoo!
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14. Just one question.
We're in a band?
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15. Dude-itude, remember?
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16. We saved the women
of the village
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17. from becoming
mind-controlled zombies?
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18. We ended
Justin Beaver's musical career?
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19. There were crackers
in the green room.
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20. - Oh yeah!
- Right.
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21. How are we gonna get
our gear to the concert?
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22. The Dude-Mobile!
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23. Road trip!
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24. Have fun on your trip, guys!
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25. Don't do anything I wouldn't do!
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26. I thought you said to have fun.
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27. Since we'll be in this car
for the next 15 hours,
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28. let's make some productive use
of our time.
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29. We are going to own
this concert.
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30. Nothing can stop us now!
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31. I need to stop now.
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32. According to this pamphlet,
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33. our route passes right by
the famous water tower
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34. shaped like a ketchup bottle!
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35. Famous? I never heard of it.
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36. It was prominently featured
in a deleted scene
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37. from Mutant Commando III.
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38. Fine. We can make one stop.
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39. Welcome, folks,
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40. to the home of the World's
Largest Non-Rocking Chair!
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41. Oh, can I sit in it?
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42. Oh, heavens no.
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43. This chair's
for eye-sittin' only.
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44. Amy, please tell me
you're having
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45. as miserable a time as I am.
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46. Actually, Sticks and I are
having a relaxing spa weekend.
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47. But come on, I'm sure your trip
isn't that bad.
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48. Now, over here is the official
letter from the Book of Records
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49. asking me
to stop contacting them.
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50. I stand corrected. Well,
have fun on your vacation.
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51. Take lots of pictures!
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52. No pictures!
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53. Look what I just bought
at the gift shop!
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54. A scaled-down replica
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55. of the World's Largest
Non-Rocking Chair!
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56. Ohh.
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57. Ugh, I can't take it anymore!
Tails, give me the wheel!
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58. Hey, hey! Give it back!
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59. - No!
- Come on! I got it!
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60. We are going straight through
to that concert. No more breaks,
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61. no more tourist traps,
no more stops!
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62. Hey, what's the haps, Officer?
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63. You boys look to be
a long ways from home.
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64. We are! Our band's got a gig
on the other side of the island.
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65. We're Dude-itude.
Maybe you've heard of us?
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66. I don't listen to
the rock 'n' roll.
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67. We don't take kindly to trouble
makers round these parts,
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68. especially not some...
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69. blue-headed delinquent.
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70. You tell him, Officer!
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71. Ugh. Troublemaker? Delinquent?
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72. But I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!
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73. I'm the quintessential
hero type!
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74. I'll be keeping my eye
on you three.
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75. Ah, not another speeding ticket.
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76. I'll fight it in court, but I
don't think they're gonna accept
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77. "gotta go fast"
as a medical condition.
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78. Knuckles,
you take the wheel for a bit.
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79. Which way do I go?
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80. Come on, universe.
Give me a sign.
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81. Message received.
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82. Whoa. Where are we?
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83. - Ahh!
- Ahh!
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84. Knuckles, what is this, uh,
fine gentleman doing in our van?
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85. You guys were asleep
and I needed company.
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86. Thankfully, this drifter looked
like he needed company too!
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87. So, uh, guy...
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88. what are you doing
out in these parts?
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89. Ugh,
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90. biding my time.
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91. We interrupt our regularly
scheduled broadcast of silence
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92. for this
important announcement:
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93. A maniac, the notorious Bike
Chain Bandit, is on the loose!
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94. Motorists should be
on the lookout
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95. for a large,
snaggletoothed opossum
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96. wearing a trench coat
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97. and carrying a duffel
full of bicycle chains.
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98. Uh, guys?
Can we have a team meeting?
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99. It's not about you.
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100. It's about
a totally different sociopath
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101. in the backseat
of a completely different van.
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102. That's a relief! I thought for
sure this guy was the maniac.
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103. Sonic, you were wrong! He is
the maniac! Get him off me!
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104. Knuckles, move over.
I'm driving!
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105. Wha— Are you pulling over?
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106. Safety first, Sonic.
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107. Oh, thank goodness.
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108. Officer, back there...
The Bike Chain Bandit!
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109. I knew you punks
were up to no good.
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110. No, no, no.
You don't understand!
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111. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog.
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112. Sonic the Hedgehog,
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113. you're under arrest.
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114. You get one phone call.
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115. Make it a good'un.
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116. Amy, no time to explain.
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117. Tails, Knuckles, and I
are in jail.
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118. We need you to bail us out!
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119. Sonic,
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120. I'm really not in the mood for
your practical jokes right now!
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121. Sticks and I got our hands full.
We'll talk later.
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122. Looks like you boys
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123. just won an overnight stay
at the grey-bar hotel.
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124. Oh good, I thought we were
gonna spend the night in jail.
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125. Well lookie what we got here...
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126. If it isn't Dreamboat Express!
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127. Big fan!
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128. Nowadays we go by—
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129. Yup, That's us,
Dreamboat Express!
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130. Can't believe
they locked you guys up too.
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131. The 5-0's been pointing
fingers at everybody
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132. thanks to
this Bike Chain Bandit.
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133. Soon as they heard about my
fledgling chain wallet business,
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134. forget about it.
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135. That's horrible!
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136. Chain wallets
haven't been cool for 15 years.
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137. We know what
the bandit looks like.
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138. We could catch him
and clear our names
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139. if we could get out of here.
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140. If you're half as good
at stopping bad guys
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141. as you are at singing
innocuous, nonthreatening music,
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142. then I'll help you bust out!
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143. Great! You create a distraction.
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144. Now all we need
is some kind of inconspicuous
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145. yet surprisingly
powerful magnet...
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146. I have
this industrial micro magnet
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147. that I keep hidden
on my person at all times.
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148. That'll have to do.
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149. Soup's on,
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150. inmates.
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151. I can't eat that.
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152. I demand a vegetarian meal
with a...
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153. what do ya call those things...
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154. vegetables!
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155. Hey! Get back here, slime balls!
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156. There he is!
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157. He's getting away!
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158. I got this!
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159. Agh!
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160. Glad you like chains.
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161. 'Cause you'll be wearing them
for the next 15 to 20.
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162. I was wrong about you three.
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163. You're not just some
low-life hooligans.
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164. You're law-abiding hooligans!
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165. And you're free to go.
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166. Step on it, Tails!
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167. Maybe we can still make it
in time for...
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168. Uh, did we miss the concert?
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169. Nah, you're
an entire month early!
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170. I guess I was so excited
about the concert,
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171. I didn't pay attention
to the date.
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172. On the plus side,
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173. the site of
the World's Oldest Rock
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174. is only two hours from here.
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