1. Grr!
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2. This has got to be our most
dastardly scheme yet!
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3. Yeah!
Petty vandalism is one thing,
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4. but hurling
month-old fruitcakes?
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5. That's some next-level villainy.
Fire!
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6. Whoa!
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7. Anyone else up for a snack?
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8. Remember, pinkies out!
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9. Oh, where are my manners?
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10. Ten minutes of prep
and 45 minutes of baking
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11. in a 350-degree oven
down the drain!
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12. You know, losing
our 80th consecutive battle
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13. makes me wonder if we're cutting
the mustard as supervillains.
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14. Maybe we need a new vocation,
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15. something that plays
to our strengths!
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16. What are our strengths?
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17. We look good
in matching outfits?
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18. Hey, hey, that's great!
What can we do with that?
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19. That's turkey, baby!
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20. Three strikes in a row
for the Lighting Bowler Society.
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21. Eat it, One-Percenters!
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22. However will we deal with
the agony of defeat?
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23. How about we go for a swim
in our riches? To the money bin!
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24. We're unstoppable!
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25. That's because you've never
played against the Pin Dashers!
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26. It's a play on "Spin Dash" in
case you couldn't figure it out.
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27. I lost! I want a rematch!
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28. Any time, anywhere!
Well, not anywhere,
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29. it'd have to be at
the bowling alley. But any time.
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30. Not Tuesday nights.
I got spin class.
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31. And not this weekend.
Gotta shave my mom's back.
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32. It's kind of a lengthy process.
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33. And not in the past.
That already happened.
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34. Let's just say
a week from next Thursday.
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35. You're on!
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36. It's my honour to present
the newest item
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37. on the Meh Burger menu,
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38. The Lighting Bowler Beef Bowl!
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39. Oooh!
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40. What an honour... despite
the terrible name, and flavour,
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41. and the fact that it has
no actual beef
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42. and the bowl is a plate.
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43. A fast food tie-in?
Those things never work!
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44. I can't wait to burst
their bubble next Thursday.
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45. Don't worry, Sonic.
No one takes them seriously.
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46. Will you sign my beef bowl?
Make it out to Staci.
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47. I'm your biggest fan,
Mr Tree Spy.
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48. Please call me by my true name,
The Chameleon.
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49. After all,
I am a master of disguise.
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50. I've got a whole closet
full of tree costumes.
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51. I'm here with
the Village's hottest new stars,
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52. The Lightning Bowler Society.
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53. Everyone has their favourite,
whether it's the sneaky one...
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54. - Yeah!
- .. The geeky one...
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55. - Whoo!
- .. the cute one...
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56. .. or the overweight,
middle-aged walrus one.
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57. I gotta work on my branding.
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58. For the young couple,
two Lightning Bowler Beef Bowls
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59. with extra flavour packets.
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60. - Wow, Dave really hooked us up.
- Of course he did.
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61. Dave knows they'd be
nothing without you.
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62. - He's buttering you up!
- Nah,
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63. they've not used butter
in years.
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64. - I think it's petroleum jelly.
- Face it,
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65. your so-called teammates
are holding you back.
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66. Ha, ha! Yeah!
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67. Sonic, we've been
practising all day.
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68. - Can we go home now?
- It's what they want us to do!
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69. Can't you see?
They're playing mind games, man!
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70. We can't let 'em win.
We have to win!
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71. What's taking the Chameleon
so long? If we don't leave soon,
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72. Sonic will think
we're forfeiting the big game.
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73. Don't worry, don't worry.
Your cedar saviour has arrived!
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74. You're late! We had to polish
our bowling balls without you.
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75. It's just awkward with three.
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76. The Chameleon commands respect.
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77. You'd all be nothing
without him.
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78. We got the Meh Burger
endorsement deal thanks to me!
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79. Slow your roll, nerd patrol.
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80. Without my charisma
we'd be Nowhereseville!
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81. Hello? Who stole our bowling
balls in the first place?
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82. - Right here!
- I guess Staci was right.
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83. You are all jealous my foliage
is reaching new heights.
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84. Grr! If a tree falls in an evil
hideout, does it make a sound?
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85. Let's find out!
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86. Where are
those Lightning Losers?
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87. We can't bowl them into oblivion
if they're not here!
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88. The Chameleon
has an announcement!
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89. - Who the heck's the Chameleon?
- I am. I am the Chameleon!
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90. Makes sense.
He does have a lot of disguises.
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91. Oak Tree, Walnut Tree,
Maple Tree, Weeping Willow...
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92. - The Chameleon is now solo.
- Now you're Solo? Pick a name!
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93. The Lightning Bowlers
have disbanded.
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94. We'll be pursuing
our own careers. Come, Staci.
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95. But if you don't...
then we can't... and I won't...
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96. We have to get the Lightning
Bowlers back together.
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97. Folks, you're gonna wanna
pick up the phone.
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98. I've got a beautiful pair
of bowling-ball earrings!
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99. These are genuine lane-used,
16-pound bowling balls.
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100. And now my producer's
telling me... What's that?
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101. Oh, no, we can't!
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102. This is lunacy, people!
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103. If you call
in the next 90 seconds,
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104. we're going to throw in
a free set of steak knives!
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105. - Call now!
- And... we're out!
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106. Great job, Willie.
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107. But is this really
why I got into bowling?
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108. Why not
get back together with the team?
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109. Did they send you?
Do they want to roll again?
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110. Uh... because I might be willing
to take a meeting.
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111. - Ow.
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112. Say, mister, I want a Lightning
Bowler Beef Bowl, I betcha.
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113. Actually, they've been rebranded
as "Dave the Intern Beef Bowls".
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114. Never mind.
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115. Oh...
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116. I'll have
a Dave the Intern Beef Bowl,
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117. on one condition, you meet
with your former teammates.
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118. I don't know.
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119. Things are going pretty well
for ol' Dave the Intern.
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120. Say, you don't know anyone who
can recommend a dumpster service
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121. to dispose of 13,000
uneaten beef bowls, do you?
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122. I'm asking for a friend.
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123. Meet the town's
newest bowling stars.
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124. So, does your team have a name?
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125. Weasel Bandit
and the Weasel Bandits!
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126. Hey, how come
you get top billing?
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127. Oh, hello, fellow bowler. Fancy
seeing you here... in your home.
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128. So, Chameleon, we heard
you wanted to talk to us?
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129. He doesn't want
anything to do with you.
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130. - His solo career's going great!
- Not as good as mine!
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131. Ever since we slashed the price
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132. they're selling like hotcakes!
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133. Not that our hotcakes
are selling, 'cause they're not.
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134. Well, I sold 300 bottles
of ball wax yesterday!
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135. Looks like we're all doing
just fine without each other.
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136. No, no, no,
you're all doing terribly!
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137. Get back together
and bowl against me!
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138. Sonic, while you were worrying
about your bowling legacy,
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139. I've been conceiving my most
brilliant, evil plan yet!
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140. This old bot again? Why
can't you build something new?
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141. You know how much it costs
to build new robots every week?
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142. I'm trying
not to go over budget!
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143. It doesn't have to be
exactly the same.
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144. - Try thinking outside the bot.
- That was pretty clever.
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145. Gimme a sec
while I think of a comeback.
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146. Remember when
we talked trash like that?
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147. Oh...
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148. - Those were the days.
- We were never great villains,
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149. - but at least we were happy.
- Maybe we should reunite.
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150. But not as bowlers,
as evildoers!
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151. Yeah!
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152. - What are you doing?
- Sorry, Staci,
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153. but this Chameleon
never changes his colours!
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154. Come on, boys!
Let's go lose a battle!
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155. Yeah!
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156. What? No! You get out of here!
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157. You're ruining everything!
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158. This isn't over, Sonic!
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159. OK, maybe it is over.
But I'll be back!
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160. So, now that you guys
are back together,
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161. hows about that rematch?
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162. Oh, please. I need this so bad.
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163. Not a chance.
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164. Sure, being the best bowlers
in town brought us fame,
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165. respect and endorsement deals,
but it cost us our friendship.
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166. Yeah.
Only villainy unites us now!
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167. Well, in that case...
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168. We might have never
beaten them at bowling,
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169. but here on the battlefield,
I win every time!
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170. Also, I totally would have
beaten them at bowling!
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