1. Grr!
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2. Mighton and Bolts
might have been generous
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3. with their use of the word
"utopia".
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4. This is more depressing than
Comedy Chimp's holiday special
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5. - the year his wife left him.
- All right,
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6. this entire operation hinges on
nobody noticing we're here.
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7. - So much for that.
- Life forms detected!
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8. These guys are infected, too.
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9. They're probably
innocent civilians.
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10. - Better not destroy them.
- They're not fighting back.
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11. They must be afraid
of our superiority!
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12. Are you sure
we can't destroy them?
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13. Come on, this way.
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14. Huh?
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15. Psst! Over here!
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16. Oh, thank goodness!
A stranger in a dark alley!
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17. Whoa!
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18. Stay back!
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19. Stand down, troops!
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20. - These two are allies.
- Mighton. Bolts.
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21. Are we glad to see you.
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22. No time for pleasantries.
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23. I ain't no frat boy and
this ain't no ice-cream social.
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24. What kind of frat parties
do you go to?
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25. You'll have to forgive Mighton.
He's been under a lot of stress
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26. since he was named leader
of the robot Resistance.
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27. I ain't gonna sugar-coat it.
We're really in the soup.
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28. Who sugar-coats soup?
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29. A surface bot
has taken over Morristown,
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30. projecting a viral signal
for miles in every direction.
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31. Which is why the robots
on the ground are infected!
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32. We're safe, but once we leave
these lead-lined walls...
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33. Our brains'll be so scrambled,
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34. you could serve 'em with hot
cakes and a cup o' joe for 5.99.
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35. You guys might not be able to
leave the bunker, but we can!
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36. Sonic and Tails,
reporting for duty!
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37. Belay the potty language,
Privates!
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38. Now, according to our intel,
the leader of the enemy forces
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39. is located at Morristown's
Central Power Core.
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40. I'm transferring a map to you
wirelessly right now.
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41. Give 'em heck, boys.
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42. All right, just stay calm
and remember our training.
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43. Normally, I'm a pacifist,
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44. but today I'll be passin' fists.
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45. You seriously
call this thing FriendBot?
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46. He has a great personality
once you get to know him.
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47. Destroy! Obliterate!
Exterminate!
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48. You were saying?
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49. If I'm reading this map
correctly,
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50. the central power core
should be straight ahead!
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51. - I did say "if".
- Ugh!
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52. Everywhere in Morristown looks
exactly like everywhere else.
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53. And why can't we
just make a left?
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54. We'll never find
the leader's stronghold.
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55. Intruders! Get them! And take
them to our leader's stronghold.
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56. Uh, OK, if you say so.
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57. Yeah!
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58. Sir, we found
these surface-dwellers
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59. - loitering in sector 7-G.
- Hey, we weren't loitering!
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60. If anything,
we were trespassing.
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61. Ya got a real knack
for negotiation, Tails.
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62. Sonic! Tails! How sweet of you
to travel all this way.
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63. Hypnobot? I don't remember
programming you to be sentient.
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64. That's because you didn't.
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65. You created me to be
your instrument of destruction
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66. for some childish competition.
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67. In the end, I was defeated
by some backflipping canine.
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68. I spent weeks
waiting for you to rescue me.
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69. Thankfully, a local
scouting vessel showed up.
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70. They made repairs
and improvements,
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71. granting me sentience,
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72. and more important,
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73. the ability to understand
how much you betrayed me!
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74. So I used my hypnotic powers
to manipulate ground forces
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75. to attack you surface dwellers.
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76. While at the same time creating
a stronghold here in Morristown,
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77. which they should have named
something better, like
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78. Sky-tropolis.
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79. I didn't realise. I'm sorry.
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80. Did you hear that, everyone?
Tails is "sorry".
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81. Guess I should cancel
my world-domination plans!
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82. Engage condescending laugh mode!
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83. Your kind
will soon be wiped out!
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84. You're the one who'll be wiped,
Hypno-Butt.
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85. Disable
condescending laugh mode!
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86. It's me you have a beef with.
Leave everyone else out of it.
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87. And where do you get off
turning those that rescued you
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88. into mindless zombie minions?
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89. - Not cool, dude.
- I lost all hope of being cool
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90. the day Tails
built me in his image.
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91. Aw...
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92. Now, my minions, attack!
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93. - There's too many of them!
- There's too many of them!
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94. We can't do this
all by ourselves!
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95. Terrified Villagers,
I know you've all perfected
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96. the art of cowering in fear,
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97. but today I'm going to ask
more of you.
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98. Do you need us to run around
with our arms flailing?
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99. No, my bovine amigo.
Whether you're a hero...
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100. a villain, or a recurring
background character...
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101. ..today we ask you
to stand and fight,
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102. not for your families,
not for your friends,
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103. but 'cause look at all
the things these robots ruined!
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104. Those were our things,
our knick-knacks,
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105. our tchotchkes, our doo-dads!
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106. Not our doo-dads!
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107. It's time to tell our enemies
that they may break our spirits,
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108. but they can never
break our stuff!
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109. He's getting away!
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110. There's no end to these guys!
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111. The only way to stop 'em
is to take out HypnoBot.
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112. - What are you waiting for?
- He's my creation.
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113. I... I can't do it!
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114. Ow! Argh!
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115. - Aaah!
- Tails!
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116. Aaah!
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117. Ow!
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118. Huh?
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119. We did it!
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120. Woo-hoo! Cubot smash!
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121. Great job, everybody.
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122. I'm really proud
of how we all worked together.
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123. Now all we have to do
is clean up this mess
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124. and restore our town
to its former glory.
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125. Who's with me?
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126. - Oh!
- Oh, no! Come on!
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127. Huh?
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128. This store-brand stuff
tastes terrible.
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129. But an evil doctor
without evil minions
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130. doesn't deserve
name-brand cereal.
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131. What?
My robots! They're coming back!
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132. I knew they wouldn't
want to miss Crazy Hat Day!
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133. It's Crazy Hat Day,
Crazy Hat Day.
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134. Huh?
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135. Ow! You sure you know how to
treat injuries to non-robots?
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136. No, but I have duct tape.
Duct tape fixes everything.
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137. Ow.
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138. Pah! You think that's bad?
I did a stint in Guatamañana.
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139. Woke up one morning to find
the whole platoon decapitated!
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140. Of course, they were all robots,
so I screwed the heads back on.
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141. - I feel terrible about this.
- It's not your fault.
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142. First I created,
then abandoned a robot
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143. that nearly led to
the destruction of the world.
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144. And on top of that, because
of my hesitation to stop him,
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145. - you got your leg busted up.
- OK, good point.
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146. It is your fault. But everything
turned out fine in the end.
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147. Welcome to Team Eggman!
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148. Oh, man, "To be continued"?
I hate that!
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