1. Grr!Copy !req
2. Once in a great while,
a technology comes alongCopy !req
3. that is so ground-breaking,
so revolutionary...Copy !req
4. Isn't that your build-it-box?Copy !req
5. With one crucial improvement!Copy !req
6. Whoa! That's Ms Tomatopotamus,Copy !req
7. the game that shattered
gender archetypesCopy !req
8. by putting a little red bow
on the pre-existing design!Copy !req
9. What's she doing on your screen?Copy !req
10. With this upgrade
to the build-it-box,Copy !req
11. I'm able to materialiseCopy !req
12. three-dimensional
manifestations of characters.Copy !req
13. There is a certain princess
in a castle I'd like to meet.Copy !req
14. - Grr!
- You're cute, you know,Copy !req
15. for a pudgy
little crime against nature.Copy !req
16. Smaller than I expected.Copy !req
17. I set a file-size throttle
on the machine.Copy !req
18. Here kitty, kitty, kitty...Copy !req
19. Come here!Copy !req
20. Got her! Got her! Over here!Copy !req
21. Oh, the gang got
a little pet hippo this week.Copy !req
22. What a fun adventure!Copy !req
23. That has nothing to do with me.
Time to change this narrative.Copy !req
24. Grr!Copy !req
25. If Eggman thinks this narrative
is about him,Copy !req
26. he's got another think coming.
Retro, Beta,Copy !req
27. are you thinking
what I am thinking?Copy !req
28. Uh...
Square pixels make us look fat?Copy !req
29. No!Copy !req
30. That fox's inventionCopy !req
31. is our chance to finally escape
this virtual prisonCopy !req
32. and infect the real world!Copy !req
33. Whoa!Copy !req
34. Got her! Got her! Ugh!Copy !req
35. Huh! Guess all she needed
was a little love.Copy !req
36. I was voted
"Sensitive Soul of the Month"Copy !req
37. by Hulking Brute Magazine.Copy !req
38. Sonic!
Eggman's attacking the village!Copy !req
39. Who wants to see a battle when
they could watch a small animalCopy !req
40. peacefully sleep
on someone's lap?Copy !req
41. Aaah!Copy !req
42. Sorry, can't leave
the Village hanging,Copy !req
43. no matter how cute
Ms Tomatopotamus is.Copy !req
44. Launch the procedure!Copy !req
45. Now, time to conquer the world!Copy !req
46. Wait, what the... ?Copy !req
47. No!Copy !req
48. You're a lot shorter
than I expected, boss.Copy !req
49. You ever notice
how people you meet onlineCopy !req
50. - always look different IRL?
- That fox must've putCopy !req
51. a sizing throttle
on his machine.Copy !req
52. If we reach that laptop,Copy !req
53. we can disable it
and scale us up to normal.Copy !req
54. - All the way over there?
- It's just a few feet.Copy !req
55. How long could it possibly take?Copy !req
56. What's the use
of spying on SonicCopy !req
57. if I can't get
something out of itCopy !req
58. aside from feeling
part of his lifeCopy !req
59. - and filling my emotional void?
- We're here for you, boss!Copy !req
60. Don't rub it in!Copy !req
61. All right. With that distraction
out of the way,Copy !req
62. we can get back to
our main obstacle this week,Copy !req
63. that adorable hippo thing!Copy !req
64. Miaow!Copy !req
65. Oh, no! He's got a guard kitten!Copy !req
66. It's more ferocious than any foe
we've ever encountered!Copy !req
67. Follow my lead,
you digitized dimwits!Copy !req
68. All right, enough
yutzin' around. Gimme a boost!Copy !req
69. All right, come on.
Almost there.Copy !req
70. Gotta do this.
All right, now your turn.Copy !req
71. Get off my face. Ow!
That's my ear, boss.Copy !req
72. Is this a workshop
or a petting zoo?Copy !req
73. Now you will do my bidding!Copy !req
74. OK, I think
I've got it figured it out!Copy !req
75. Hey, we look different.
Have I been working out?Copy !req
76. Hey! Only paying customers are
allowed to destroy those plates.Copy !req
77. - A little help?
- Something has malfunctioned!Copy !req
78. Better get back to my workshop!Copy !req
79. - Something fishy's going on.
- All right, I confess.Copy !req
80. I hid a dozen sea bass
under your floorboards.Copy !req
81. Wondered when you'd notice.Copy !req
82. That explains
the animal problem.Copy !req
83. Go on! Git!Copy !req
84. But what I meant was my laptop
and build-it-box are missing!Copy !req
85. I'll check my security cam.Copy !req
86. You mean you've been spying
on us the whole time?Copy !req
87. What about my right to privacy?Copy !req
88. Much better.Copy !req
89. Ew! Ah, whatever.Copy !req
90. Oh!Copy !req
91. - Who are those guys?
- Usually,Copy !req
92. when weirdoes show up in town,
there's one guy behind it.Copy !req
93. - Old Monkey!
- No. Eggman!Copy !req
94. Tails, Knuckles,
pay the good doctor a visit!Copy !req
95. Sticks, Amy and I will track
down those build-it-box thieves.Copy !req
96. I'll start by destroying
the Village,Copy !req
97. and then the cities,Copy !req
98. and then I'll eradicate the rest
of this "balanced insanity."Copy !req
99. And all
with a little help from...Copy !req
100. - Your best friends?
- No, you 8-bit imbecile!Copy !req
101. I was talking about
that furbag's build-it-box!Copy !req
102. Yeah, that's what I meant too.Copy !req
103. Not so fast Egg -Copy !req
104. - Uh, horn-head!
- Who dares oppose Nominatus,Copy !req
105. viral sensation
and destructor of worlds?Copy !req
106. Viral sensation? You mean
like that cute sneezing panda?Copy !req
107. Or all those weird
pictures of me?Copy !req
108. Or... I don't know, what do
they have on the Internet?Copy !req
109. A dancing hamster
with a pizza head?Copy !req
110. Enough!Copy !req
111. You non-digital life forms
are powerless against me!Copy !req
112. Thankfully,
we've got some digital help!Copy !req
113. Behold! My Caterpixels!Copy !req
114. You'll never get away with this!Copy !req
115. Oh! "Caterpixels."
That's actually pretty clever.Copy !req
116. What? I like wearing comfortable
clothes when I work.Copy !req
117. Can't be unseen.Copy !req
118. Spill it, Egg-breath!Copy !req
119. Why did you send those goons
to burgle me?Copy !req
120. - What are you talking about?
- Don't play dumb with us!Copy !req
121. Yeah, that's my job!
Show him the footage, T-Dawg.Copy !req
122. That's the no-good cyber clown
who betrayed meCopy !req
123. and took over my lair last year!
We gotta stop him!Copy !req
124. But first
lemme put on some pants.Copy !req
125. Eh, pants are overrated.Copy !req
126. Ow! Digital minions
are tough to destroy.Copy !req
127. Anyone out there
know a good cheat code?Copy !req
128. What should I materialise next?Copy !req
129. If we don't stop him soon,Copy !req
130. he'll have an army
of formerly digital minions.Copy !req
131. There's only room for one
supervillain in this town!Copy !req
132. I couldn't agree more, Eggman!Copy !req
133. As soon as I press this button,Copy !req
134. I'll unleash a flurry
of more digital minions,Copy !req
135. the likes of which
you've never... Ah!Copy !req
136. Ah, crud.Copy !req
137. Little advice.
Save your victorious boastsCopy !req
138. for after the execution
of your evil scheme.Copy !req
139. Trust me,
I learned that the hard way.Copy !req
140. I ain't going back
behind no firewalls.Copy !req
141. Let's blow this joint!Copy !req
142. No! I've been throttled!Copy !req
143. You can impose data caps on me,
but where do they end?Copy !req
144. - It's a slippery slope.
- A slippery slope!Copy !req
145. Looks like you're
coming home with me.Copy !req
146. And you're coming home with me.Copy !req
147. But you don't have a home.Copy !req
148. Yours smells like rotting fish!
So there!Copy !req
149. I'll be back and my vengeance
shall be swift and terrible!Copy !req
150. Feeding time!Copy !req
151. Oh!Copy !req
152. For prison food,
this ain't so bad.Copy !req