1. Grr!
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2. Behold my Eggs-Boson
Super-Configurator!
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3. I've accomplished what no other
scientist has ever done.
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4. Prove climate change is real?
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5. Build a machine that creates
a miniature black hole
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6. and makes broccoli
taste like apple sauce!
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7. - What will you do with it?
- Start eating my broccoli
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8. and simultaneously prove,
once and for all,
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9. that I'm the greatest scientist
who ever lived!
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10. Nicely done, sir.
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11. Ow!
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12. Depth perception
is for losers.
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13. And now to present
my brilliant invention
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14. to the scientific community
and be honoured by my peers!
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15. - Waited until the last minute?
- There's no way I can lose.
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16. Sure, it's a nice rock, but
I think I have the edge here.
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17. Hi, I'm Beth the Shrew.
I made this all by myself.
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18. The solar system is so much
less cluttered since they tossed
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19. that dwarf planet.
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20. Except there are
no other planets.
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21. They're just holograms
projected by aliens.
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22. If there are no planets,
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23. then where do the aliens
come from, mister?
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24. You see, particle theory is
different from string theory.
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25. - So, my device...
- Whoa! A potato clock!
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26. What makes it a potato clock?
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27. You wind it up
when you go to bed
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28. and it wakes you up potatoclock!
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29. Welcome to the Village
Science Fair Awards.
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30. Did you see Lady Walrus
on the red carpet?
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31. She's had that dress so long
it's been in style three times!
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32. Ha!
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33. Nothing, huh? Fine.
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34. The award for best
science-fair project goes to...
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35. Beth the Shrew
and her solar-system diorama!
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36. And, of course, everyone gets
a participation trophy.
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37. Because if at first
you don't succeed,
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38. you've actually succeeded.
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39. - Hey! Where's my trophy?
- You were disqualified.
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40. You exceeded the height limit
for a children's competition.
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41. You also win a week of observing
our Village's top scientist...
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42. Expert science judge Tails!
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43. I know what'll cheer you up.
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44. Let's see
what Meh Meal toy you got.
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45. Councilman McMeh?
What nitwit thought kids
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46. would find a bean-counting
character interesting?
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47. My son picked that rock out
all by himself!
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48. Look how she's gushing over him.
It's just a silly rock!
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49. I wish I had someone to give me
unconditional love like that.
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50. Not you!
But maybe a robot is the answer.
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51. Uploading recipe file,
including happy-face pancakes.
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52. Basic first-aid instructions,
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53. lullabies, all bedtime stories
where evil triumphs...
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54. Add to database,
"Don't play ball in the house!"
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55. "No more screen time!"
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56. and, "If you keep making that
face, it'll get stuck that way!"
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57. My new robot will praise
even my lamest accomplishments.
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58. - Hello!
- Hello!
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59. - My boy!
- Mombot!
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60. Say, mister, you know
all about science, I betcha.
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61. Well, I have been working on
some pretty awesome inventions.
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62. Introducing the hovercycle.
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63. Aaah!
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64. Science is so interesting.
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65. What would you like to do next,
sweetie?
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66. Pick out your clothes for
tomorrow or go get ice cream?
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67. Oh! Ice cream, ice cream!
Then can we go to the movies,
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68. or the mall, or have high tea
at the Fuzzy Puppy store?
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69. Maybe we should just have
a mom-tage!
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70. My boy!
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71. Ooh! Here comes the Eggmobile!
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72. I love you, Mombot.
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73. Mombot made this for me,
with wool and with love.
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74. One of which
I may be allergic to.
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75. Now, I'm off to defeat Sonic
and make Mombot proud.
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76. Don't forget your lunch,
Pumpkin.
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77. And don't trade
your raisins for candy.
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78. Yes, Mombot. I'll be home
after I obliterate Sonic.
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79. Through the microscope,
common objects are super cool
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80. or totally disgusting.
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81. I have to go battle Eggman.
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82. You better stay here,
where it's completely safe.
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83. On second thought, come with me.
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84. Will you keep an eye on Beth?
You're good with children.
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85. Well, well, well. If it isn't
the queen of the science fair.
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86. That didn't turn out very well.
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87. But Mombot's programmed
to love me unconditionally.
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88. So long, losers!
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89. Let's go. I can show you this
water-displacement experiment.
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90. You must be the strongest guy
on the island, I betcha.
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91. How'd you get so strong, mister?
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92. Upper-body workouts.
Exclusively.
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93. Mombot, I just suffered
a humiliating defeat
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94. at the hands
of that pesky blue rodent.
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95. Aw, my poor baby.
Maybe villainy isn't for you.
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96. You're good with tinkering.
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97. Maybe you can take a course
in air-conditioner repair?
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98. But... but I'm a supervillain!
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99. That's very similar
to an air-conditioner repairman.
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100. You should be proud of me!
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101. I'd be proud
if you were a doctor.
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102. - I am a doctor!
- I meant a real doctor.
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103. Grr!
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104. You'll see.
Once I defeat Sonic...
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105. Again with defeating Sonic?
He seems like a nice boy.
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106. Why can't you two be friends?
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107. Because he's my arch-nemesis.
A-duh!
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108. Sonic? This is Eggman's Mombot.
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109. Mombot, you're embarrassing me!
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110. My baby
doesn't have any friends.
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111. Can you take him to the movies?
I'll pay.
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112. If you keep making that face,
it'll get stuck that way.
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113. Someone named Mombot asked me
take Eggman to the movies.
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114. - Sounds like a trap.
- I know.
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115. But how could I say no to her?
She knit me this great scarf.
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116. I'm hoping the fans like it
more than this one. Ugh!
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117. Beth was supposed
to meet me here.
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118. But she's more into watching
Knuckles smash things
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119. - than learning about science.
- She's a smart kid.
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120. She won't want to
watch that forever.
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121. I want to watch you
smash things forever.
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122. Hey, Beth.
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123. I can use this bar to show you
how metal conducts electricity.
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124. Or this!
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125. Huh?
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126. Shh!
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127. So, did your mommy make any more
play dates for you today?
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128. My saintly Mombot
wants me to make peace with you,
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129. but I'd rather
make pieces of you!
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130. What?
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131. - What happened to you?
- Sonic beat me up.
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132. Well, I'm just going to
have to make peace
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133. between you and Sonic myself!
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134. Knuckles and I
are gonna play a fun game
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135. while I teach you about science.
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136. Now, the coconut's velocity...
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137. Holy cow, Knuckles!
You really walloped that thing.
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138. - Say, mister... ?
- Just a second, Beth.
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139. See if you can hit it
over the trees this time!
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140. All right, breakfast for dinner!
Thank you, Mombot.
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141. What a polite young man.
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142. So, Amy, I don't mean to pry,
but you and Sonic are friends?
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143. Or... ?
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144. Mombot's right,
you're no spring chicken.
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145. Who let you go out
dressed like that?
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146. You must get chilly.
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147. I'm going to defeat Sonic
in front of Mombot,
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148. so she'll see
what a great villain I am.
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149. Pah! Air-conditioning repair.
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150. Well, you know it is good to
have something to fall back on.
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151. I can see your attack robots.
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152. You installed eyes
in the back of my head.
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153. Now, I spent all day planning
this dinner and you ruined it!
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154. You're my son. You shouldn't
upset me like this.
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155. I created you!
I'm your father! I'm your son!
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156. Your father! Your son!
Your father and your son!
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157. Mosquito. Now, go to your room!
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158. I hope one day your children
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159. break your heart
like you did mine!
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160. I hit the sky fluff!
I'm science!
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161. They pump in subliminal
messages from the government.
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162. Really, mister?
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163. They've many ways of controlling
you. Fluoride in the tap water,
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164. chemtrails, diet soda...
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165. - Yeah!
- Yeah!
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166. Yeah!
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167. If you can ground me,
I can erase you.
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168. Pudding, did you get the email
chain letter I forwarded to you?
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169. Mombot, I've been thinking
about it and, uh...
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170. I'm sending you on a cruise
around the world.
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171. Ow!
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172. What son would do that
for his mother? I am so proud!
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173. Mmm.
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174. What? Does it always
have to end on a joke?
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