1. Grr!
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2. What's taking you so long?
I'm getting bored.
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3. OK, we're fin -
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4. I know what to do.
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5. That thing's huge!
Did I just level up?
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6. Large asteroid
headed for home planet.
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7. It's the end of the world!
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8. As usual, I'm prepared. I have
a secret underground bunker.
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9. Why didn't we know about it?
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10. Because it's not a famous
underground bunker.
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11. It can withstand anything.
Zombie apocalypse,
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12. misguided people handing out
pamphlets, a robot uprising.
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13. It's just as I left it,
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14. pristine
and untouched by anyone.
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15. Huh?
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16. Come to think of it,
maybe I did know about it.
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17. Clean this place up.
Restock the rations.
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18. And get that moustache
off my moustache!
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19. I have a plan.
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20. Our planet is about to be hit
by a giant asteroid!
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21. Come with me if you want
to pay. I mean, live.
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22. Really? We'll be obliterated
by a giant asteroid scheme?
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23. This asteroid is real!
W h I c h, I ' I l a d m I t,
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24. takes some of the joy
out of the scheme,
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25. but you must dance
with the girl who brung ya.
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26. - Go on, laugh.
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27. But you won't be laughing
when you're crushed by a meteor.
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28. That's only funny
when it happens to someone else.
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29. Comedy 101, people.
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30. I can spot anything coming at us
with my tail-o-scope.
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31. Uh, how is a tail-o-scope
different from a telescope?
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32. It's not.
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33. A giant asteroid
coming to destroy us!
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34. This is just
an alien invasion cover-up.
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35. I hope it's the aliens who help
us, not the ones who eat us.
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36. If my calculations are correct,
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37. the asteroid is on
a direct course for this planet.
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38. Oh, asteroids fly by
all the time.
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39. What are the chances
it'll actually hit us?
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40. - 100%.
- I can live with those odds.
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41. The best move would be
to deflect the meteor -
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42. So is it a meteor
or an asteroid?
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43. - That's a good question.
- No, it's not.
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44. He's just trying to distract us
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45. so he can sell spots
in his bunker.
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46. Our best bet
is to blow up the asteroid
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47. and send it off
its current course.
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48. Or we could let it hit us.
And by us,
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49. I mean those who've not paid
to live in my bunker.
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50. I suggest we have everyone jump
at the same time
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51. and throw our planet
off its orbit.
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52. Tails should figure this out
by himself.
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53. In the meantime, I'll hide
in Eggman's secret bunker.
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54. I was just going
to suggest that myself.
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55. I'm gonna be rich!
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56. You know, money will be useless
if there's no civilization.
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57. I'm now basing my decision
on who is most bunker-worthy.
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58. Each of you must write
a one-page essay
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59. on why you deserve to be saved.
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60. Can it be double-spaced?
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61. It's no use.
I can't figure this out.
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62. Huh!
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63. - Wait a minute.
- Can't I still look my best?
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64. That's it! We can use mirrors to
aim solar rays at the asteroid.
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65. The heat
will bump it off course.
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66. We just need lots of mirrors.
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67. This is either a mirror
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68. or the portal
to a parallel universe,
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69. where my evil twin is trapped.
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70. Be gone, evil Sticks!
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71. Ready, aim, fire!
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72. There's too much space debris
between us and the meteor.
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73. I can't shoot it from here.
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74. Is there a hyphen
in bunker-worthy?
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75. These essays are awful!
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76. Looks like my evil scheme
to underpay teachers
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77. came back to bite me. Cubot,
go and have them draw straws.
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78. Maybe I should pick
someone I hate.
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79. With Sonic gone
I'll need a new nemesis.
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80. I like the bendy one!
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81. Our only choice
is to shoot it from space.
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82. We'll have to borrow
Eggman's rocket.
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83. He'll never let us use it.
He wants the asteroid to hit.
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84. Unless...
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85. Thank you.
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86. Congratulations!
You're my five finalists.
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87. The rest, go home to your doom.
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88. Aw!
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89. What's the meaning of this?
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90. You have to follow
parking regulations,
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91. even in the middle
of the jungle.
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92. OK, ground control,
I'm ready for my mission.
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93. Um, Sonic,
we think Knuckles should go.
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94. What? No way!
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95. He's the only one strong enough
to lift the machine.
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96. But how often do I get
to literally save the world?
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97. According to the TV listings,
about once a week.
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98. Sacrificing your glory
for the common good
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99. - is also very heroic.
- OK,
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100. then I guess then Knuckles and I
will both be heroes.
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101. But I'm the hero going
into space to save the day.
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102. Knuckles, the Solar Convergence
Device or, as I like to call it,
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103. the Solar Convergence Device,
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104. has been loaded
into the Eggrocket.
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105. When it comes up
alongside the asteroid
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106. you'll have to activate
the Solar Convergence Device.
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107. Tails, we don't have
a lot of time here.
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108. - Can you shorten the name?
- Fine. The SCD.
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109. - The what?
- The SCD.
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110. - The what?
- The SCD.
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111. - The Solar Convergence Device.
- Oh. Why didn't you say so?
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112. You'll need to activate it,
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113. then get away from the asteroid
as quickly as possible.
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114. - Got it.
- The first step
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115. is to set the calibration lever
to 47 degrees.
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116. What's the opposite of "got it"?
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117. It's OK.
I wrote it down for you.
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118. With pictures.
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119. Knuckles, the asteroid
is about to crash into us.
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120. - You need to hurry!
- Oh, sorry.
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121. I was trying to be dramatic.
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122. Knuckles,
as you approach the asteroid,
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123. its magnetic interference will
disrupt radio communication.
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124. Think he'll be able to do this?
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125. As long as he has this list.
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126. Uh-oh. What did I give Knuckles?
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127. Milk, tomatoes,
tail conditioner...
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128. These instructions are
more complicated than I thought.
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129. I'll just have to wing it.
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130. Miaow!
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131. What are you... ?
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132. Oops!
That's seven years bad luck.
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133. But who gets it,
me or the machine?
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134. That worked out well for me,
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135. except the asteroid
is headed for the planet
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136. and I'm all alone in space.
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137. Looks like I'm gonna have to
do this the old-fashioned way.
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138. - Computer, open the doors.
- I'm sorry, Knuckles.
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139. I'm afraid I can't do that.
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140. Looks like I'm gonna have to
do this the old-fashioned way.
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141. I'm sorry to do this to you,
asteroid,
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142. but I've got a lot of friends
on that planet.
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143. Aaah!
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144. Whoa! Aaah!
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145. Knuckles should have been
back in radio range by now.
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146. It should've been me.
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147. Knuckles, can you hear me?
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148. Yeah!
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149. - Hey, Tails?
- Knuckles! You made it!
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150. Did my Solar Convergence Device
work?
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151. It kinda broke.
But, being a hero,
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152. I took care of the asteroid.
Smashed it to bits.
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153. Knuckles, all those pieces are
gonna come crashing down on us.
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154. Yeah! I mean...
Oh, that's terrible.
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155. Eggman's rocket sent back
some great pictures.
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156. I can't believe Knuckles
landed on the asteroid.
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157. Me neither. That was obviously
shot on a soundstage.
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158. Knuckles went to space, but
I kept 30 pieces of the asteroid
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159. - from destroying us.
- I counted 31 pieces.
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160. I call top bunk.
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