1. Grr!Copy !req
2. One chili dog.
I eat chili dogs now.Copy !req
3. Seems cool and edgy. I'm
thinking of making it my thing.Copy !req
4. Here. This is probably
close to what you ordered.Copy !req
5. You know what? I don't want
a chili dog any more.Copy !req
6. Now I just wanna
burn this place to the ground!Copy !req
7. - Robots, attack!
- Not so fast, Egghead!Copy !req
8. We won't let you
destroy Meh Burger.Copy !req
9. Fine. I've got an even better
plan to get decent service.Copy !req
10. First, I'd like to say
it's an honour to meet the manCopy !req
11. who owns Meh Burger.Copy !req
12. Your institution
is responsible for more evilCopy !req
13. - than I could ever dream of!
- Uh... Thank you?Copy !req
14. But there's still room
for improvement.Copy !req
15. Orbot! Slideshow!Copy !req
16. This is an artist's rendering
of the current,Copy !req
17. inefficient Meh Burger.Copy !req
18. Now, here's my proposal. A team
of efficient robotic employees!Copy !req
19. A shiny, new Meh Burger!Copy !req
20. And a place where you get
what you actually ordered!Copy !req
21. I love it! I'm very suggestible!Copy !req
22. These machines
will never be able to replicateCopy !req
23. the customer service experience
that comes from a live employee.Copy !req
24. - Could I get some ketchup?
- Get it yourself.Copy !req
25. I'm on my break.Copy !req
26. Your business is very
valuable to us, pink customer.Copy !req
27. Come on! At least give me
a chance to show youCopy !req
28. that I'm better
than a bunch of robots.Copy !req
29. We can have a contest.Copy !req
30. OK, but if you lose,
you're fired!Copy !req
31. This is Soar the Eagle,Copy !req
32. broadcasting live from Village
Centre where local flunky,Copy !req
33. Dave the Intern, is about
to challenge a series of robotsCopy !req
34. in a fast-food throwdown!Copy !req
35. Clearly, it's a slow news day.Copy !req
36. The first event?
Burger flipping!Copy !req
37. Ouch! Er, I mean,
round one goes to the machines,Copy !req
38. with a final tally of Dave, 17,
Machine, 135.Copy !req
39. Next up, the Stop and Mop!Copy !req
40. Mustard, easy!Copy !req
41. Mysterious orange chunky goo,
piece of cake!Copy !req
42. Piece of cake?
That one's a toughie.Copy !req
43. Well, he earned that one.Copy !req
44. And now for the final event,Copy !req
45. the drive-thru
speaker translation!Copy !req
46. This one's worth more pointsCopy !req
47. than all the other events
combined.Copy !req
48. That's to create
false dramatic tension.Copy !req
49. Or this competition
would be over.Copy !req
50. Two double Meh Burgers,
and an order of humdrum rings.Copy !req
51. - Uh... One...Copy !req
52. And Dave goes down!
A devastating blow to humanity!Copy !req
53. But at least they'll
finally get my order right.Copy !req
54. Dave, it's difficult for me to
say this, but... you're fired!Copy !req
55. Actually,
that wasn't so hard at all.Copy !req
56. In fact, I kind of liked it.Copy !req
57. In celebration
of my new good mood,Copy !req
58. I hereby announce
a party tomorrow.Copy !req
59. Enjoy your tin death chefs.Copy !req
60. I'm off to the woods
for something safe to eat,Copy !req
61. like unidentified plants,
berries and mushrooms.Copy !req
62. Gentlemen, today I was fired
from my part-time,Copy !req
63. minimum-wage job.Copy !req
64. This is an outrage!
Your boss shouldn't judge youCopy !req
65. based on how ineffective
you are at work!Copy !req
66. Tomorrow, Meh Burger's
going to have a big partyCopy !req
67. and the Lightning Bolts
are gonna crash it.Copy !req
68. Here's how it's gonna go down.Copy !req
69. Thank you all for comingCopy !req
70. to the grand reopening
of Meh Burger!Copy !req
71. In celebration, all
cheeseburgers today are free!Copy !req
72. Aw. Cheese?
But I'm lactose intolerant!Copy !req
73. I also hate gogobas.Copy !req
74. Once our operative gives
the thumbs up, we move in.Copy !req
75. New intel!
Free cheeseburgers!Copy !req
76. Abort mission! Abort mission!Copy !req
77. To the new Meh Burger, where you
get what you actually ordered!Copy !req
78. Not something wrong,Copy !req
79. served by a lackadaisical
staff of slugs,Copy !req
80. who don't give
a rat's patootie.Copy !req
81. In fact, odds are, they
served you some rat's patootie!Copy !req
82. Our lawyers have assured me
the percentage of rat's patootieCopy !req
83. in these burgers
is well within the legal limit!Copy !req
84. But we can forget those dark,
old days. Well, you can.Copy !req
85. Not me!
Eggman never forgets!Copy !req
86. So, I'm going to
exact my revengeCopy !req
87. on this so-called restaurant
and all of its customers!Copy !req
88. I'll break us out!Copy !req
89. Ow!Copy !req
90. The force field
goes underneath too.Copy !req
91. - We're doomed!
- Not necessarily.Copy !req
92. There's somebody outside
the force field we can call on.Copy !req
93. Hi. This is Sticks.
I'm in the woods right now.Copy !req
94. If this is a threat
or conspiracy, press one.Copy !req
95. You don't have
an answering machine.Copy !req
96. 'Cause I hate machines!Copy !req
97. You were right about the robots!
We're all trapped in Meh Burger!Copy !req
98. You're doing
an I-told-you-so dance?Copy !req
99. - Maybe.
- I need youCopy !req
100. to get over to my workshop
right away!Copy !req
101. Sticks, listen carefully.Copy !req
102. I need you
to bring me some stuff.Copy !req
103. A transducer
and a beam-concentration nozzle,Copy !req
104. - the big one, not the small...
- Transfloozle, pocket wrench...Copy !req
105. Yeah, I got it.Copy !req
106. A voltage bridge,
a welding laser...Copy !req
107. You can't keep us
in here forever!Copy !req
108. I know! That's why I'm
launching you into outer space!Copy !req
109. Wait. What?Copy !req
110. Ta-ta!Copy !req
111. Sticks here. Quick question.
Where's Meh Burger?Copy !req
112. Right above you!Copy !req
113. This is no good. The key
to a successful restaurantCopy !req
114. is location, location, location!Copy !req
115. You'll have to take out
the force field from mid-air.Copy !req
116. You can borrow my plane,
but need a co-pilot.Copy !req
117. Is there anyone left in town
who can fly it?Copy !req
118. Why should I help save
lame-o Meh Burger?Copy !req
119. You and I
have one thing in common,Copy !req
120. unless you also believe
the government changesCopy !req
121. word spellings and replaces
our dictionaries while we sleep.Copy !req
122. - We both hate robots, right?
- Of course I do!Copy !req
123. They took my job!Copy !req
124. Keep your mitts on the wheel!Copy !req
125. Don't tell me what to do!
You're not my mom's boyfriend!Copy !req
126. It feels pretty sweet defeating
Dave the Intern, Meh BurgerCopy !req
127. and Sonic in one fell swoop!Copy !req
128. And as an extra bonus, I don't
have to wait in lines any more!Copy !req
129. I wonder if these come in husky?Copy !req
130. Why is there never anyone
to help when you need it? Hello?Copy !req
131. First thing you need to do
is slow our ascentCopy !req
132. before we get
to the vacuum of space.Copy !req
133. You'll have to disarm
a couple of the thrusters.Copy !req
134. Dave, we need to get closer!Copy !req
135. Oh, that's really nice of you,
but I'm kind of a loner.Copy !req
136. Oh, you mean the plane! Right!Copy !req
137. Hey! It's working!Copy !req
138. With half the thrusters gone,Copy !req
139. the rest are struggling
against the weight.Copy !req
140. They're gonna seize! We gotta
disable this force field, fast!Copy !req
141. Time to even out my tan
without fear of scrutiny.Copy !req
142. Everybody, grab a table cloth.
You can use them as parachutes.Copy !req
143. Can I get another one?
This one has a mustard stain!Copy !req
144. Mine has a hole in it!Copy !req
145. I need you to make
an electromagnetic pulseCopy !req
146. to jam
the force field's current.Copy !req
147. - I don't know what that means!
- You can do it, Sticks!Copy !req
148. You'll need a power supply.Copy !req
149. Find something
that looks like a batteryCopy !req
150. with three squiggly wires
coming out of it.Copy !req
151. OK, got the battery!Copy !req
152. Now find
a beam-concentration nozzle.Copy !req
153. It's like a small rubber traffic
cone with a clip on the end.Copy !req
154. Attach that to the loose wire
and press the big, red button!Copy !req
155. Nice going, Sticks!Copy !req
156. Dive, Dave! Dive, dive, dive!Copy !req
157. We're starting to get a little
close to the ground here.Copy !req
158. That sound is never good.Copy !req
159. Aaah!Copy !req
160. A perfect one-point landing.Copy !req
161. Ugh!Copy !req
162. Pretty nice of Mr Slate to
promote him to Dave-the-Manager.Copy !req
163. Well, he deserved it for helping
you save the whole town.Copy !req
164. A meaningless title, though.Copy !req
165. He doesn't have
any employees to manage.Copy !req
166. Actually, I took care of that.Copy !req
167. I salvaged one of the robots
and reprogrammed it.Copy !req
168. This is a salad!
I ordered a chili dog!Copy !req
169. I'm on my break.Copy !req