1. Grr!
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2. Wow! That was great!
At least I assume it was.
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3. It's all just noise to me.
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4. And now, we reached out to
the good people at StuffMart
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5. to give away free big-screen
TVs to our studio audience!
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6. Unfortunately, they declined.
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7. But we did spring for a prize
for one of ya.
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8. So check under your seats to see
if you're the lucky winner!
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9. - Aw, man. Nothing.
- Bupkis.
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10. I found this crummy lamp. We can
use it to look for the prize.
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11. I think the lamp is the prize,
Knuckles.
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12. I won! Hey, everybody,
check out my sweet lamp!
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13. A lamp? Really? I guess
the rest of the prize budget
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14. - went to my ex-wife's lawyer.
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15. That wasn't a joke.
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16. So, where you guys wanna take
this lamp party next?
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17. Actually, Knuckles,
I'm a little tired.
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18. - I'm gonna head home.
- Yeah.
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19. - Me too.
- I haven't slept in 28 days.
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20. Home, huh? A home
would be the perfect place
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21. to plug in my new floor lamp.
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22. But where could I find
one of those?
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23. I couldn't help but overhear
your predicament.
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24. I just happen to be
an unlicensed real-estate agent.
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25. I could find your dream house...
for a nominal fee, of course.
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26. What do you think,
I was born yesterday?
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27. Because, if so, this is a great
belated birthday gift!
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28. Breathtaking, isn't it?
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29. - There's a hole in the ceiling.
- We call that a sunroof!
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30. - But what if it rains?
- Instant waterfall!
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31. You like nature, right?
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32. It's what is says
in my character description.
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33. We'll take it!
Do you accept bottle caps
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34. - and seashells as payment?
- Ew...
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35. I mean, good news!
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36. You've just been pre-qualified
for a line of credit!
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37. Just need you to initial here,
here, and here.
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38. And sign on the line here,
and again here.
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39. And in triplicate here.
And we're done!
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40. As soon as you sign over here,
and initial here and here.
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41. Congratulations!
Let me give you your keys.
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42. You just need to
jimmy the lock a bit.
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43. Home sweet home.
Now, time to get my light on!
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44. Hmm. Maybe it takes a while
to warm up.
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45. - We got your distress signal!
- My lamp isn't working.
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46. Once you pay the electric bill,
this lamp will work just fine.
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47. Though this place probably looks
better with the lights off.
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48. Bills, eh?
How am I supposed to pay those?
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49. I'm here to apply for a job.
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50. I have a real passion
for li-berries.
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51. All berries, for that matter!
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52. Actually,
it's pronounced library.
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53. No, I'm pretty sure
you're wrong.
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54. Shall we consult the dictionary?
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55. Oh, I can't read.
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56. People buy things. I need
someone to box those things.
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57. Can you handle
putting stuff in boxes?
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58. Sounds pretty complicated.
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59. Just have to...
crush... these... eggs!
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60. - Who did this?
- It was me. I'll clean it up.
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61. Don't you dare!
Such verisimilitude!
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62. It's so... "outside the box."
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63. We could use a creative type
like you at my ad agency.
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64. - Come work for me.
- I'm in!
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65. I could never work
at a place like this.
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66. Your store is a mess, sir!
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67. Hello,
I'm here for the business?
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68. - Who let the vagrant in?
- Gunther, Pierre!
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69. Meet Knuckles,
our new creative executive.
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70. Grr!
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71. Creative executive?
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72. But Diane, his briefcase
is filled with chicken fingers.
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73. He's exploring new ways
to package, carry, and consume
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74. breaded chicken product.
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75. I don't see you revolutionising
the chicken-finger industry.
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76. Knuckles, you just missed
the most epic Eggman battle!
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77. It was the perfect blend
of new minions
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78. and classic favourites
from years past!
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79. Easily the most action-packed
battle we've ever had!
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80. And you missed it.
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81. That's what you get
for following Knuckles around.
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82. Oh, man...
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83. No, I'm a working echidna now.
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84. I've got
a nine-to-five desk job.
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85. And anyone who would rather
watch that than an epic battle
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86. can come with me!
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87. Knuckles, excellent job
on the Meat Pellet account.
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88. You'll notice a bonus
on your paycheck.
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89. But I did all the work
on the Meat Pellet account!
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90. Great job delegating, Knuckles.
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91. Knuckles!
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92. - So, where's my money?
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93. - You seem to be a little short.
- That's not what the fans say.
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94. I'd hate to have to foreclose
on this house
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95. and any lamps therein.
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96. No! I'll pay! I promise!
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97. - Just don't hurt the lamp!
- Next week,
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98. there better be a lot more.
Or else...
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99. But how am I gonna get
more money?
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100. Welcome, New Employee's Name
Here, to Meh Burger,
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101. where the customer's always...
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102. Well, that's gotta be
a misprint.
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103. Let's get something straight
right now, greenhorn.
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104. I'm junior shift manager
around here,
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105. and that means
you do my bidding!
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106. Now, mop up what I hope is
just a chunky milkshake! Ew!
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107. Aw...
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108. Knuckles, you look awful.
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109. Like you were run over
by the ugly truck.
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110. I think what Sticks
is trying to say
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111. is you can't keep working
two full-time jobs.
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112. - You gotta quit one of 'em.
- No. I was trying to say
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113. the ugly-truck driver
should to lose his licence.
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114. I guess I could leave
Meh Burger.
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115. I knew you could quit
if you put your mind to it!
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116. The work we did today is going
to really make a difference
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117. in convincing people
to buy stuff they don't need.
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118. How about we all go out
and celebrate?
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119. Actually, I have other plans.
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120. Real ones, not fake ones
that I'm making up.
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121. See ya guys tomorrow.
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122. Just try and stop me,
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123. you spiny blue squirrel!
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124. Knuckles! Good! You're off work!
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125. Oh, right. Off work. Sure.
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126. Oh, no!
It knocked me over this way!
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127. One minute late.
That's coming out of your pay.
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128. Welcome to Meh Burger. Gah!
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129. Knuckles, you decided
to join us after all.
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130. Uh... yeah!
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131. Here, I saved you a seat.
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132. Wow, look at that sunrise.
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133. I'm ready
to take your order now!
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134. Ah!
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135. Aaah!
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136. Thanks, Knuckles.
I thought I was a goner.
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137. You know, in times like these,
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138. you start to gain perspective -
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139. Yeah, yeah,
sounds life-changing. Gotta go!
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140. Why are you mopping?
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141. Are you focus-testing
a new mop product
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142. on the most disgusting
floor imaginable?
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143. Uh... Yes?
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144. Brilliance! Report your findings
to me tomorrow.
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145. But for now, join us.
And where are our French fries?
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146. Huh?
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147. Aaah!
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148. Aaah!
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149. Here you go, sir.
Now, excuse me,
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150. I have to go help out
in that battle.
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151. What the... ? Can I
at least have some ketchup?
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152. Aaah!
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153. Take that, you egg-shaped fiend!
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154. Did you just attack Gunther?
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155. Did you just knock over
a display of cups?
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156. Oh, yeah, and assault
a customer, I guess.
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157. Oops. Sorry.
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158. - You're fired!
- You're fired!
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159. I thought you were gonna quit
one of your jobs.
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160. And I thought you said
I was gonna quit one of my jobs.
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161. The ol' Knuckles switcheroo
right back at ya.
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162. Why didn't you tell us you were
being strong-armed by Barker?
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163. Because
of the non-disclosure clause
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164. in the contract he signed,
of which he is now in violation.
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165. Let me see that.
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166. These terms are ridiculous.
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167. "Bananaganza,
Wofflecufter, Dinkleflax?"
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168. Also the details
of this contract
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169. are quite unfavourable
to Knuckles.
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170. Hey, a deal's a deal.
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171. Oh, yeah? Well,
let me make you a deal, bozo.
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172. I'm gonna be watching you.
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173. People think I'm the cute one,
the girly one.
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174. "Oh, sweet, little,
adorable Amy Rose.
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175. Wonder what kind of cake
she's baking today?"
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176. I blend in, buddy.
But I carry a big hammer
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177. and I never forget!
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178. Whoa, Amy. Take it easy.
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179. Do you know
what I do to my enemies?
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180. I crush them
and I eat them for breakfast,
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181. even when I already
ate breakfast and brunch!
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182. So do not push me
and don't mess with my friends!
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183. Grr!
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184. Fine!
You're out of your contract.
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185. Just keep that pink nutjob
away from me!
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186. You're free and clear.
Sorry you can't keep the house.
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187. That's OK. I like being a nomad.
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188. I just needed somewhere
to keep my lamp.
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189. If that's all you want,
why not keep it in my workshop?
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190. You can come visit it
any time you like.
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