1. Grr!
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2. Look what I found
at the flea market!
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3. Dude! Is that Tomatopotamus 2?
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4. That's the best one
in the entire series!
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5. Tomatopotamus
never worked in 3D.
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6. Game companies always ruin
their beloved franchises.
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7. They never should have changed
the colour of his legs.
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8. We used to play that
all the time!
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9. Why did we ever stop?
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10. The game was built with
a microchip made from sparcium,
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11. a rare alloy
that proved more valuable
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12. than the cartridge itself.
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13. All existing copies
were recalled
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14. and melted down years ago.
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15. Well,
they didn't get every copy.
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16. Eat ketchup, Sonic!
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17. Need I remind you
that I'm the undefeated
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18. Tomatopotamus champ?
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19. Maybe you should put your tomato
where your mouth is.
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20. Tell ya what, if any
of you noobs can take me down,
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21. chili dogs are on me!
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22. My latest creation
will surely destroy Sonic!
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23. I've never heard you
make that claim before.
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24. This time it's different.
I'm going to program Fiendbot
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25. with everything that's known
about Sonic.
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26. He'll be able to anticipate that
spiky blue hamster's every move!
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27. Whaddaya got?
Let's hear some pitches.
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28. Sonic's fast! And he's blue!
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29. - He's brash and cocky.
- He's got rugged good looks!
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30. I mean, he's got red shoes.
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31. Come on, come on, come on!
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32. Oh!
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33. Bet you thought
I'd be the first one out.
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34. But the stereotype that girls
are bad at video games
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35. is not only offensive,
but clearly un -
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36. Never mind.
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37. - You sweating yet, Knucks?
- I never sweat!
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38. I have a glandular problem.
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39. We've reached hour 14
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40. of the great
Tomatopotamus challenge.
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41. Looks like we're about
to cross over to level 27.
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42. No one's ever made it
this far before!
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43. Ooh! It's an underwater level!
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44. No!
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45. Stupid water!
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46. Woo-hoo! I did it!
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47. Read it and weep.
"Sonic, number two."
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48. Oh, and what's this?
A name above Sonic?
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49. It's Knuckles at number one!
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50. Forever etched
on the Tomatopotamus scoreboard!
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51. Yeah, yeah,
you're the king-potamus.
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52. So, what do you want
on your chili dog?
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53. Do they have Sonic tears?
'Cause those taste the sweetest.
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54. Now to input the video data.
Or is it data?
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55. Dayta... dahta.
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56. Oh, great! Now neither of them
sounds right.
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57. Or is it neither? Ah, well...
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58. Aaah!
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59. Oh, good!
You're awake, lazybones.
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60. Ready for a test drive?
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61. One dozen chili dogs made
from the finest ingredients.
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62. And by finest,
I mean not yet expired.
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63. Forget that last part.
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64. Oh, Sonic! I've got some swift,
impending doom for you!
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65. Allow me to introduce FiendBot!
He already knows you.
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66. Oh, really? Well, tell FiendBot
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67. I look forward to seeing him
in a landfill real soon.
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68. Before each battle,
Sonic engages in witty banter
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69. for an average of 3.5 seconds,
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70. allowing time
for targeted attack.
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71. You really do know me. But
have you met my... spin attack?
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72. 72% of Sonic's spin attacks
veer right 8 degrees.
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73. You saved my life.
Thank you, Sonic. Thank you.
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74. My baby! Oh, my God!
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75. What are you waiting for?
Finish him off!
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76. New data analysis complete.
Sonic not enemy.
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77. Sonic... friend?
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78. Good one, FiendBot.
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79. Looks like I programmed you
with my trademark sardonic wit.
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80. A joy at parties,
but not ideal for battle.
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81. Fiendbot, this isn't funny.
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82. I can't believe
you're tuning against me,
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83. especially after I programmed
you with my sardonic wit!
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84. So, uh, thanks for saving me
from, well, you, I guess.
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85. See you around!
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86. Look, you can't follow me.
My friends don't like it
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87. when I bring home giant,
destructive robots.
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88. All right,
I got your chili dogs.
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89. You can quit gloating now.
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90. Mmm. Tastes like victory.
And... old socks?
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91. - What was that?
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92. Not a killer robot that followed
me here, that's for sure.
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93. An Eggman robot!
Let's turn it into scrap metal,
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94. - then recycle it responsibly!
- There's no need.
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95. FiendBot won't attack us.
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96. Sonic,
not to doubt your judgement,
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97. but he was clearly
created by Eggman.
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98. He's covered
in missile launchers.
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99. His name's "FiendBot"
for crying out loud.
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100. I see what you're getting at.
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101. FiendBot does have
a harsh ring to it.
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102. What if we change it
to something different?
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103. I know... FriendBot!
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104. Dude, Tails couldn't have been
any clearer
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105. and you still missed the point!
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106. Whoa! Is this how you guys feel
every time I open my mouth?
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107. - Yeah.
- What's that with your heads?
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108. FriendBot could've destroyed me,
but he didn't.
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109. Big deal! I could destroy you
all the time.
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110. Destroy? Potential threat
to Sonic detected.
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111. Hey, whoa, whoa! No need to
blast Knuckles out of existence.
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112. We're all friends here.
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113. Seriously, though,
give him a chance.
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114. My error
was making FiendBot sentient!
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115. Well, I'm not gonna make
that mistake again.
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116. That's why I created this!
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117. Hey, good lookin',
welcome to the team.
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118. This energy blaster
is programmed
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119. with all the same Sonic intel
as FiendBot,
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120. but with none
of the robot brainpower!
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121. I understand. We'll talk later,
hot stuff.
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122. My high score!
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123. Does he have to
come with us to Meh Burger?
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124. He doesn't even eat food.
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125. Come on, Knuckles.
That's not fair.
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126. You know Meh Burger's not food.
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127. - Did ya miss me?
- How can we miss you?
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128. You never go away.
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129. Whoa!
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130. Hey! I'm fighting
a big robot too, you know!
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131. Quit it, FiendBot.
I'm the strong guy on this team.
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132. Time to bring out the big guns.
Well, gun.
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133. Friend...
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134. - He saved Sonic!
- Sonic was right.
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135. FriendBot did deserve
that name change after all!
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136. Aaah!
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137. Give it to me straight, Tails.
How bad is it?
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138. FriendBot's AI processor
was destroyed in the blast.
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139. I'd replace it, but Eggman
made it out of sparcium.
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140. I know where we can get some,
but you're not gonna like it.
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141. You mean my high score
will be erased?
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142. Oh, dilemma,
thy name is Tomatopotamus.
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143. OK, here goes nothing.
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144. System reboot complete.
Friends... acknowledged.
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145. - Yeah!
- All right!
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146. And I made one extra adjustment!
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147. - Yeah!
- Awesome!
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148. - What's wrong, Sonic?
- I was just thinking,
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149. Friendbot's too big to fit
in any of our houses.
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150. Where we supposed to keep him?
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151. Things'll be better this way.
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152. You'll live
where there's plenty of space
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153. and we'll come visit you
all the time.
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154. And if we need you, we'll call
you on your new communicator.
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155. Sonic's voice 93%
more reassuring than usual.
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156. Trust mode activated.
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157. Aaah!
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158. These are former Eggman robots
just like you.
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159. You should have lots in common.
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160. They're not the brightest.
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161. They could use you
to take care of them.
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162. Responsibility acknowledged.
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163. Farewell sequence initiated.
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164. FriendBot, promise me
you'll never forget...
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165. that I'm the Tomatopotamus
champion, not Sonic.
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166. - Memory stored.
- In your face.
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