1. Grr!
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2. Hey, no backsies!
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3. - Strike!
- Sonic! How about a lift?
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4. Next time
look where you're going!
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5. Ugh! Oh...
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6. Knuckles!
We'd better wrap this one up.
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7. Well, my evening just opened up.
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8. Maybe I'll check out
that new falafel place.
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9. I've a coupon for unlimited
hummus! So long, losers!
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10. Whoa! Where am I?
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11. - You're in Sonic's shack.
- Oh, cool. Who's Sonic?
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12. That blow to the head must
have given Knuckles amnesia.
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13. You mean like in hacky sitcoms?
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14. No!
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15. But we should take him somewhere
familiar to refresh his memory.
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16. Like in hacky sitcoms.
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17. Your name is Knuckles.
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18. You're an echidna
from Angel Island,
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19. and you're the last
of your kind.
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20. You love lifting heavy stuff.
You're the strongest one here.
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21. - Clearly.
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22. Try lifting weights.
Maybe that'll jog your memory.
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23. Uh,
still not remembering anything.
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24. - Aaah!
- Gah!
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25. Sticks, what the heck?
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26. Everyone knows the best way
to cure someone of amnesia
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27. - is to scare 'em.
- That's hiccups.
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28. - Well, no harm, no foul.
- Whoa! What happened?
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29. You're awake! How many fingers
am I holding up?
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30. Oh, Sonic. You know
I can't count past three.
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31. Just to be safe, why don't you
tell us who you are
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32. and what you remember
about yourself.
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33. I'm Knuckles the Echidna.
I'm from Angel Island.
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34. I'm the beloved leader
of this group and...
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35. the last of my kind.
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36. Why so glum? You always knew
you were the last of your kind.
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37. Yeah, but this head trauma
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38. really got me thinking clearly
for the first time.
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39. Until I find a family,
I'm all alone in this world.
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40. Greetings, good sir or madam.
My name is Knuckles,
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41. and I am the last of my -
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42. For only pennies a day,
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43. you too can sponsor
an echidna just like -
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44. I just want to be loved.
Is that so wrong?
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45. Maybe you should try
another house.
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46. Hey, can I live with you?
No? OK, I understand.
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47. Wait! I'll take you in!
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48. I could use
a strapping young man like you
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49. - to help around the house.
- Unpaid manual labour
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50. is just as good
as unconditional love! I'm in!
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51. That's my late husband. Oh, how
he loved taking old-timey photos
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52. in that kiosk at the mall.
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53. Stop! The furniture's
only for company.
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54. - But I thought I was company.
- Well, aren't you sassy
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55. for a houseboy!
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56. Make haste, young man!
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57. We don't want to miss
the early bird special!
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58. It's so much better
eating supper at 4PM.
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59. - None of the usual riff-raff.
- Oh, hey, Knuckles.
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60. - Gah! Riff-raff!
- Guys, let me introduce you
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61. to my new grandmother,
Mrs Vandersnout.
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62. - She seems... nice.
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63. She sure is!
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64. I got to spend all day doing
fun stuff like playing mah jong,
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65. writing angry letters
to the newspaper,
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66. removing skeletons
from her bird feeder.
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67. Oh, look at the time.
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68. We need to head back
if we want to be in bed by 5:30.
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69. Grandma, you're embarrassing me
in front of my friends.
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70. My house, my rules.
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71. You don't like it?
Then I'll find a new houseboy!
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72. Hey! Can we swing by my mom's
place and get my retainer?
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73. I'll never forget all the good
times we had together.
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74. That would've been
a lot more impressive
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75. if we'd actually had
any good times.
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76. Oh, well,
I can't let that stop me.
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77. I have to find my family!
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78. Welcome, Knuckles, the newest
member of our tribal family.
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79. Sure, he's one more mouth
to feed during this famine,
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80. but that's OK.
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81. A boulder
is blocking access to the well.
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82. I could move it, though
the weight'll blow out my knees
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83. and I'll lose
my athletic scholarship.
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84. As the newest member
of the family,
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85. - I'll move the boulder.
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86. Your friendly, helpful demeanour
is an insult to our humble,
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87. shame-mongering culture.
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88. It's clear now
you'll never be one of us.
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89. Aw...
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90. Oh, sure, go on!
Leave us without any well water.
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91. We'll just die of thirst.
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92. Fine. I'll move the boulder.
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93. Say, you look like
well-adjusted folk.
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94. But hopefully I'm wrong
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95. and you're the kind of people
who'd take in a weird stranger
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96. - as a member of your family.
- I always wanted a daughter.
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97. - I'm not a girl.
- I said I wanted a daughter!
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98. Careful not to stain
your brand-new dress, pumpkin.
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99. - Heartbreaking, isn't it?
- Yeah.
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100. Floral print draws attention
to all the wrong areas.
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101. I say we hit him
on the head again.
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102. Oh, sweet!
A councilman MacMeh toy!
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103. The one with pencil-pushing
action? Oh, gimme!
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104. - Let go!
- It's mine!
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105. - No, it's not!
- This isn't working!
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106. I was expecting a daughter
who was more ladylike.
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107. I can be ladylike! Watch!
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108. I love your shoes!
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109. I don't really love her shoes.
Huh? Huh?
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110. Well, well, well. If it isn't
my arch-nemesis, Knuckles.
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111. - I'm sorry. Have we met?
- Of course we met!
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112. You got me fired from two jobs,
almost ended my marriage!
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113. - You ruined my life!
- Oh, yeah. How ya doing?
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114. Grr!
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115. Hmm.
I'm not doing so hot either.
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116. I just want a family,
but I can't find one.
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117. - Maybe we can be your family.
- Honey, what are you doing?
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118. Why invite him into our home?
He's a demon incarnate!
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119. Well, I'll admit his shoes
are awful, but don't you get it?
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120. The ultimate revenge would be
to prey on his vulnerabilities.
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121. First, we welcome him
into our family,
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122. then we turn him
to the side of evil.
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123. One thing I learned from my time
as teenage walrus girl
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124. is that you gotta go along
to get along.
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125. - Hey, Knuckles! What's up?
- Oh, just picking up dinner
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126. for my family.
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127. Went to that new falafel place.
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128. It got stellar reviews
on Eggman's food blog.
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129. But enough chitchat.
Charlie and Belinda are waiting.
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130. Charlie and Belinda?
They're villains!
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131. - They tried to destroy you!
- How dare you use facts
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132. to besmirch my family?
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133. A family who's loved
and taken care of me
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134. for the past 22.5 hours!
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135. You're a heartless monster!
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136. Knuckles, dear, what's wrong?
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137. Sonic. He. Said. You. Guys.
Were. V-v-villains!
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138. I think it's time for the talk.
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139. You see, we are villains.
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140. But that doesn't make us
bad people.
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141. Well, technically it does.
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142. But we took you in
when no one else would.
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143. And if you want to continue
being part of this family,
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144. then you'll have to be
a villain too.
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145. Ugh! If I never eat
baba ghanoush again,
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146. it'll be too soon.
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147. Sorry, guys, nothing personal,
but family comes first.
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148. Now, Knuckles,
be a good boy and...
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149. thrash 'em! Go for the jugular!
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150. Hey, quit it!
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151. Outta the way, Knux!
I'm not gonna fight you.
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152. They won't fight Knuckles.
Use him as a human shield!
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153. It's a good thing that after
a day and a half
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154. I'm secure in your love for me,
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155. or I might take this
the wrong way.
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156. Ow! I'm not sure this is how
families treat each other.
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157. You imbecile! We're not family!
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158. Are you so dense you don't know
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159. when someone
is taking advantage of you?
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160. This really gives me
something to think about,
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161. but I don't like thinking.
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162. I like action!
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163. Kids. You try and teach 'em
right from wrong
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164. and they just disappoint you...
by picking right.
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165. Glad to have you back, Knuckles.
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166. Sorry, guys. I now realise
I had a family all along,
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167. Charlie and Belinda.
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168. No, wait. I know this.
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169. It's on the tip of my tongue.
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170. What's it say?
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171. We're your family, Knuckles.
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172. Aw!
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173. I wish I had a family like that.
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174. Maybe someday someone
will knock on my door.
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175. Oh, I'd take them in
and treat them as my own.
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176. Oh, well. That never happens.
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