1. Grr!
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2. Fore!
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3. Hey, watch it, Amy! Jeez,
try aiming for the bad guy!
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4. Sorry!
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5. Oh, come on!
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6. Faster,
you bumbling bolt buckets!
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7. - What are ya waiting for?
- You didn't say the magic word.
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8. - Pawn shop.
- We were thinking "please",
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9. but "pawn shop"
gets the job done.
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10. - Seriously?
- Booyah!
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11. And Sonic takes the Eggtank!
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12. Perhaps you should consider
grenades that explode on impact
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13. instead of ones that can be
thrown back before they blow up?
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14. - You saying this is my fault?
- No, no, I'd never say that,
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15. regardless of how true it is.
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16. You incompetent ingrates!
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17. You can find your own way
back to the lair!
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18. Might we grab a ride
to our evil employer's lair?
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19. Of course! But this wagon
isn't exactly water resistant.
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20. It'll probably sink
to the bottom of the ocean
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21. - and me along with it.
- On second thought,
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22. we'll find another ride.
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23. Hey, Soar the Eagle.
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24. Any chance you could fly us
over to Eggman's?
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25. I could give you a ride
or could give you
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26. something even more valuable,
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27. the motivation
to do it yourself!
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28. Close your eyes and imagine
you're back at the lair
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29. and a ride will manifest itself.
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30. I can't believe Eggman
just abandoned you.
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31. Why do you put up
with his abuse?
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32. Ah, he's not so bad.
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33. Sure, he gets upset sometimes,
but deep down he really cares.
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34. He just has
a funny way of showing it.
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35. Sonic, how about giving these
guys a lift in Blue Force One?
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36. Yeah, sorry. There's a reason
it's called Blue Force One
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37. and not called Blue Force Three.
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38. Where the heck
have you two been?
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39. - Oh...
- Doesn't matter.
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40. I need you to go to the Village
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41. and get me 100 decorative rocks
for my garden.
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42. Oh, this is pathetic!
You need to stand up to Eggman.
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43. And if he continues to treat you
this way, go on strike!
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44. We would, but it's not
a good time right now.
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45. - He really needs these rocks.
- Of course, Rock Transport Bot
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46. might've been a better choice
for this job,
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47. but Eggman's the evil genius,
not us.
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48. Hey, Doc, we got those rocks
you asked for!
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49. Rocks?
That was, like, so 18 hours ago.
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50. - Get with the times.
- But we carried them
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51. - all the way here.
- And now you'll return 'em!
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52. - Lazy good-for-nothings.
- We've hauled
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53. grenades and rocks all day.
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54. - We need a break, pronto.
- You two can take a break...
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55. in the garbage compactor!
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56. That's the straw
that broke the robot's back.
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57. We're going on strike!
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58. Androids! Annoyed!
We're not fairly employed!
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59. Androids! Annoyed!
We're not fairly employed!
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60. What's going on out here?
I'm trying to watch my stories!
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61. - We're on strike.
- You two nincom-bots
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62. won't last a day out here.
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63. Hey! Hey! Whaddaya say? Eggman's
treating us very poorly!
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64. Oh, I wish RhymeBot was here.
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65. - Androids! Annoyed!
- Stupid robots.
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66. Don't they know they need me
more than I need them?
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67. Orbot, Cubot,
clean up this mess!
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68. Oh, right. No problem.
I have plenty of other robots.
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69. You useless hunk of metal!
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70. What good is a destruction robot
if it can't do light housework?
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71. Androids! Annoyed!
We're not fairly employed!
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72. - Is that all you got?
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73. Ballot Stuffer Bot,
clean this up!
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74. Ballot-stuffing
is your answer to everything!
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75. Get a new thing,
ya one-trick pony!
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76. Androids! Annoyed!
We're not fairly employed!
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77. Androids! Annoyed!
We're not fairly employed!
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78. FireBot, clean!
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79. What's so hard about
cleaning up this mess?
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80. See how easy that was?
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81. Now you try,
you flaming piece of...
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82. Androids! Annoyed!
We're not fairly employed!
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83. Androids! Annoyed!
We're not fairly employed!
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84. - Androids! Annoyed!
- I don't need any of you!
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85. I can run my lair
without minions!
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86. I can't run my lair
without minions!
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87. I gotta break this strike,
and I know just how to do it.
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88. At Eggman Industries,
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89. employees work in a creatively
challenging environment,
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90. while gaining access
to our many amenities!
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91. For example, the rumpus room,
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92. where you'll have ample room
to... rumpus... in.
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93. Did I mention I offer
ludicrously high salaries?
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94. - Whoa!
- All that wonga? Count me in!
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95. - I like wonga.
- Actually,
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96. I'm a little short on wonga
this month.
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97. I don't know why you're fixated
on that one term for money,
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98. but you're hired!
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99. - Where is Eggman taking them?
- We gotta stop him! Let's roll!
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100. - So... that way?
- Mmm-hmm.
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101. Boo! Scabs! Boo!
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102. Boo! Boo! Boo!
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103. Scab!
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104. - OK, minions, clean that up!
- Yes, sir!
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105. Hey! Hey! Whaddaya say? RhymeBot
joined our strike today!
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106. Hey! Hey! Whaddaya say? RhymeBot
joined our strike today!
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107. Time for some true-blue heroing.
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108. Sonic, no!
We can't cross a picket line.
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109. We'd be betraying
these poor robot souls
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110. and undermining their fight.
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111. But we must have to rescue
those villagers.
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112. Step aside, ya bums. I'm taking
my new workers for ice cream
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113. to celebrate a job well done!
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114. You never took us for ice cream!
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115. You never earned it.
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116. Wait, so these guys are workers,
not prisoners?
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117. Mike, are you really
working for Eggman?
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118. Blink twice if you're in danger.
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119. Wow, you really don't blink,
do you? Well, all right.
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120. If everyone's happy, I guess
there's no need for a rescue.
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121. - What can I do you for?
- I can't make up my mind.
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122. Should I toss a coin
or play eenie meenie miney mo?
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123. Or should I do
a blind taste test?
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124. You don't have to do
any of that.
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125. Just destroy the cart and steal
all the ice cream you want!
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126. Actually,
it would make more sense
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127. to steal the ice cream first,
and then destroy the cart.
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128. Why destroy the cart
if we have the ice cream?
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129. You call yourselves
evil minions?
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130. At least the robots
do what I say! Usually.
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131. - Ah, this is hopeless!
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132. It's not that bad. Don't panic.
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133. - I said, "don't" panic.
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134. I misunderstood
the instructions.
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135. Face it. We've been replaced.
It's the scrapheap for us.
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136. Don't give up. You can win this.
You just need to hang in there.
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137. I have a better idea.
Let's practise our grovelling!
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138. How's this? "Oh, Dr Eggman,
your mastery of villainous acts
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139. is surpassed only by the
gloriousness of your moustache,
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140. the hair of which
has never clogged a drain."
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141. I said, "Attack that guy!
Burn his cart to the ground!"
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142. Or free ice cream
if you don't attack?
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143. No. That... that doesn't work.
It's not evil enough!
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144. - Well, it is extortion.
- Technically, it's not,
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145. because you're offering,
I'm not demanding.
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146. I guess it could be
considered bribery,
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147. but that's evil on you,
not on me.
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148. - I vote we take the bribe!
- Vote? You don't get to vote!
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149. It's a basic principle of
the leader-minion relationship!
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150. Hey, Egghead!
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151. Gah! It's Sonic.
Minions, attack!
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152. No way.
He'd totally kick our butts.
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153. Yeah, I would! I mean,
not that I would, but I could.
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154. You're the worst minions
I've ever had!
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155. And believe you me,
the bar is pretty low!
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156. Now attack!
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157. They're new.
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158. OK, he's coming.
Now, remember, stand strong!
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159. Don't back down.
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160. Everyone ready
to fall at his feet
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161. and ask
for merciful forgiveness?
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162. - Yeah!
- I'm in!
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163. Or there's that.
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164. I don't know
what I was thinking!
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165. Please come back!
All is forgiven!
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166. Not so fast, Eggman.
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167. These robots are prepared
to keep striking for months!
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168. What do I gotta do
to get you to come back?
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169. Well, let's see...
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170. We want Casual Fridays,
paid maternity leave...
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171. And we get to choose the radio
station every other Tuesday.
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172. Every third Tuesday
and you've got a deal.
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173. Wait. They also want regular
tune-ups, high-grade motor oil,
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174. use of the Eggmobile
for cross-water errands
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175. and you have to treat them
in a respectful manner.
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176. Now let's not be unreasonable.
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177. We're willing to scratch
the final demand
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178. if you'll agree
to everything else.
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179. Done and done!
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180. Now get inside,
ya digital dunces!
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181. You've wasted enough of my time.
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182. Wait! How do I get back home?
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