1. Grr!
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2. I can't believe we're about
to meet Tommy Thunder!
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3. He's my favourite movie star!
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4. He's got it all, strength,
muscles, ability to lift stuff.
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5. Not to mention eyes
you could get lost in for days.
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6. Hey, remember when he was
being chased by ninja pirates
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7. while skiing
on Haunted Mountain?
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8. - What movie was that again?
- Ninja Ski Pirates
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9. - on Haunted Mountain?
- I doubt that was it.
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10. His movies are great,
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11. but his heroics
sometimes seem unrealistic.
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12. Oh, come on! It doesn't get
any more realistic
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13. than the underwater bear fight
in Mutant Commando III!
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14. Ladies and gentlemen,
here to promote his new movie
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15. with some cheaply made
Meh Meal toys,
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16. which are guaranteed to have
12% fewer jagged edges.
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17. - Ow!
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18. Anyway, here he is, the star
of Tommy Thunder Presents,
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19. Tommy Thunder
in Rise of the Thunder King,
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20. Tommy... Uh... Thunder!
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21. Tommy is happy to be here.
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22. Ugh! This place is a dump.
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23. - Tommy, you're our hero!
- That's great.
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24. Maybe you can be heroes
someday too.
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25. Hi. We're all big fans
of your work.
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26. That's great. Maybe you can be
heroes someday too.
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27. You hear that, Sonic? Tommy says
I could be a hero someday!
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28. - You are a hero, Tails.
- Thanks!
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29. Though it means less
coming from you.
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30. Excuse me, coming through.
Stand aside.
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31. We're here with Tommy Thunder,
movie star, humanitarian,
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32. patron saint of kick-butt-ery!
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33. - Mmm... Buttery.
- Yes, sir,
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34. - Tommy Thunder's a hero!
- He's not a hero.
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35. He's an actor!
He doesn't actually save lives.
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36. You saved my life,
Tommy Thunder.
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37. When I was ill, your movies
were the one bright spot
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38. in my otherwise bleak existence.
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39. - You're a true hero.
- Aw!
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40. - Fine. He helped some old lady.
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41. Not to alarm everyone, but...
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42. Eggman's attacking!
Every man, woman and child
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43. for him, her or itself!
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44. But me first. Aaah!
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45. I ordered a baker's dozen.
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46. That's supposed to be
13 rugelach, not 12.
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47. This doesn't concern you,
hedgehog!
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48. Knuckles,
toss me a day-old baguette!
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49. Batter up.
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50. Why do all my social
interactions end like this?
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51. Tommy's gotta admit,
Tommy's impressed.
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52. Maybe even you
can be a hero someday.
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53. Touchó. But you're right.
Tommy Thunder's not a hero.
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54. Just a devilishly
good-looking actor,
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55. number-one box-office draw,
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56. and rich
beyond your wildest dreams.
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57. But not a hero like you guys.
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58. - I'm glad to hear...
- Speaking of segues,
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59. could Tommy follow you around
for a few days?
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60. As a method actor,
it'll really help him
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61. get into his next action role.
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62. - Really?
- Awesome!
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63. - Sweet!
- People always follow me.
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64. Ah, I don't know.
You're kind of...
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65. - An egomaniac?
- Right.
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66. And there's no room for ego
on Team Sonic!
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67. - Ahem!
- And friends.
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68. I was gonna include you guys,
albeit not individually.
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69. Anyway, I just don't think
it would be a good fit, OK?
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70. Knock, knock! I have to say that
because you don't have a door.
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71. - It's kinda pathetic, actually.
- What do you want, Tommy?
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72. You're right.
Being a hero isn't about ego.
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73. It's about elaborate gifts!
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74. It's your visage in melon form!
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75. So, now can I follow you
on your adventures?
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76. Slam! I have to say that because
I don't actually have a door.
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77. I didn't know Meh Burger
had a VIP section.
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78. It doesn't.
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79. Right this way, Mr Thunder.
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80. Wow, he didn't sigh
and roll his eyes at us.
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81. When you ride
with Tommy Thunder,
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82. you get the star treatment.
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83. Wow! These plates are so clean
you could almost eat off them!
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84. Thanks for bringing us here,
Tommy.
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85. - It was really nice of you.
- Yes, it was.
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86. So, anyway, about your buddy,
Sonic...
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87. I was just thinking,
completely on my own,
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88. that you should give
him another chance.
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89. Let him follow you
for a few days.
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90. But he's such a phoney!
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91. Only a slack-jawed rube
would be charmed by that guy!
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92. Right.
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93. But weren't you just saying
how unrealistic his movies are?
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94. This is your chance to fix that!
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95. He can finally make a film
expressing
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96. what it's really like
to be a hero!
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97. All right, I'll give him a shot.
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98. Now if you'll excuse me,
I have to dispose of a rotten,
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99. half-eaten fruit sculpture
of my head.
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100. You will not regret this!
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101. Tommy's so excited
to learn about the hero process!
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102. Yeah, just try
to stay out of my way, OK?
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103. You won't even know I'm here.
So, what's your workout routine?
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104. What time do you go to bed?
What time do you wake up?
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105. Have you ever tried gazpacho?
What is gazpacho?
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106. Ugh! It's frustrating
to be followed around
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107. - by someone so annoying!
- Well, sorry.
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108. Not you. Him!
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109. Some people don't get that us
hero types need time to brood.
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110. - Grr!
- Grr!
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111. - Ugh!
- Ugh!
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112. - Grr!
- Grr!
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113. - There's a robbery!
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114. Can you believe the price
we got on these? What a steal!
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115. Oh, crud! Weasel Bandits.
And they're extra punny today.
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116. Gang, let's get to work.
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117. Tommy, stay out of the way.
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118. Tails, gimme a boost.
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119. - And that's how we...
- Cut!
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120. That was great! Hey, you mind
if I step in for take two?
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121. I have some ideas that I think
will really improve the scene.
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122. You can't do are-take
in a battle!
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123. It's OK. We can do are-take.
Anything for Tommy Thunder!
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124. OK, so, you guys just stand
in this clump here,
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125. like you've just been defeated
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126. and Tommy'll just wrap you up
with this rope.
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127. And there you have it, folks!
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128. Movie star Tommy Thunder
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129. single-handedly captured
this pack of vicious bandits!
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130. - I didn't do it all myself.
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131. I had a lot of help. My manager,
my agent, my stylist,
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132. that little goober
with the two tails.
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133. - I think he's talking about me!
- And, of course, Sonic!
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134. He's the one who taught me
how to be the realistic hero
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135. - that I am today.
- Think you're so cool.
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136. Knock, knock!
Still no door, huh?
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137. - What do you want, Tommy?
- Just wanted to thank you
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138. for teaching Tommy how to think
and behave like a real hero.
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139. Now Tommy's got
the whole thing down cold!
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140. Wait a sec. Tommy doesn't -
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141. I mean, you don't think you
actually captured those bandits?
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142. Tommy sees what's going on here!
You're jealous!
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143. Tommy'd be jealous of Tommy,
too.
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144. What? I'm not jealous!
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145. He doesn't have time to argue.
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146. He's late for his appearance
on a show. Tommy Thunder out!
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147. Grr!
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148. So, Tommy, tell me about
your harrowing battle
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149. with those ne'er-do-well
reprobates.
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150. - The criminals.
- Oh! Huh, yeah.
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151. Tommy looked at those thugs.
There must have been 50 of 'em,
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152. all with heat vision
and wielding machetes.
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153. But Tommy said to 'em,
"Not today."
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154. You don't monkey around!
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155. Not when they have
the nuclear launch codes!
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156. Wow. Sounds like
you're ready for anything,
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157. even that evil Dr Eggman.
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158. I can take on a thousand Eggmen.
You hear that, Doc?
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159. Tommy Thunder's calling you out!
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160. What the snap?
I suppose I have to retaliate!
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161. Well, there goes my evening.
Now I gotta put on pants.
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162. Hey, be honest with me.
How'd Tommy look on camera?
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163. Yeah, those shoe lifts
really help.
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164. Well, well,
if it isn't Tommy Blunder,
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165. international superstar
and hurter of feelings!
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166. Uh, Malcolm,
got to call you back.
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167. Hey, Big E!
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168. Don't take any of that stuff
Tommy said too seriously.
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169. It's all part of the show.
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170. You make an interesting point,
but on the other hand...
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171. Obliterator Bot, obliterate!
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172. Ah! Mommy! I'm not really
a hero, I'm just an actor.
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173. An A-list actor, but still.
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174. My name's not really
Tommy Thunder either.
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175. It's Irwin Fertelmeister!
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176. Well, Irwin, in that case...
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177. Hey! What did Obliterator Bot
ever do to you,
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178. other than
try to obliterate you?
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179. - Grr! Argh!
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180. You're lucky
my muffins are ready.
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181. We've just arrived on the scene
of what appears to have been
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182. an epic battle between
Tommy Thunder and Eggman.
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183. Let's ask this bystander
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184. in this latest brouhaha.
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185. Uh... Tommy was great!
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186. - A true hero!
- Yep, that's right!
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187. Tommy did it all! And now that
his hero research is finished,
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188. Tommy's ready to deliver
a complicated,
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189. nuanced performance in his most
realistic film to date,
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190. Attack of the Giant
Ant People... in Space!
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191. Sonic, you showed
a great deal of maturity
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192. in sharing credit with Tommy.
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193. Get ready for your reward.
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194. You're gonna love
the Oysters Rockefeller.
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195. - We're here for the VIP room.
- There is no VIP room.
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196. And there never was.
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197. I knew it!
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