1. Grrr!
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2. There's nothing
like a lazy day on the beach.
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3. It's nice to breathe in that
beautiful salt-water air and relax.
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4. For the first time
I feel totally stress-free.
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5. Hey, guys!
- Agh!
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6. I just perfected
my most brilliant invention yet.
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7. Meet UT,
the Universal Translator.
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8. Designed to translate
any language into our own.
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9. Allow me to demonstrate.
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10. The fact that you pre-chew
my food is repulsive.
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11. Hey, it works!
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12. Didn't see that one coming.
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13. Um... it's still talking.
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14. I thought this thing
just translated birds.
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15. Since what you're saying
doesn't need to be translated,
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16. UT is translating it
into what you really mean.
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17. I didn't intend for it do that,
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18. but I will gladly accept
full credit.
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19. - That's great, Tails.
- Pretty lame.
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20. That's not what
I was thinking at all.
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21. Man, I am totally busted.
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22. Tails, I think it needs
some more work.
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23. If that thing doesn't shut its
metal trap I think I might die.
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24. Wait. This thing reads minds?
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25. Wait, this thing reads minds.
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26. Get it out of my head!
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27. Get it out of my head.
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28. Now, now. Calm down, Sticks.
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29. Take it easy, whack job.
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30. - Hey!
- I am displeased.
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31. Don't be offended, Sticks.
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32. Knuckles didn't mean
to think that.
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33. He's not the sharpest tool
in the shed.
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34. Grrr!
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35. Tails, I think it's best
if you shut that thing off.
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36. We don't want it to reveal
anything too sensitive.
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37. Shut that thing off before
it tells Sonic that I lov—
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38. Uh, what was he saying?
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39. Nothing. Nothing important.
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40. Very interesting.
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41. It seems Tails' new invention
is causing friction
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42. between Sonic and his friends.
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43. They're not
getting along either.
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44. This gives me an idea.
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45. If I build a duplicate robot
to replace the original,
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46. I could have it say
whatever I want.
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47. They'll be at each other's
throats in no time,
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48. and with the group divided
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49. I can destroy them
once and for all.
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50. - Heh-heh-heh-ha-ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha!
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51. Don't laugh. You're ruining it.
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52. Wow, UT, my friends normally
love my inventions.
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53. I can't believe
you had such a lousy debut.
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54. I blame myself.
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55. No, no, if it's anyone's fault
it's mine.
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56. After all, I'm the one who—
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57. Oh, wait. You were just saying
my thoughts, huh?
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58. I feel like such a dummy.
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59. Things'll go better tomorrow,
I promise. Good night, UT.
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60. OK, I know things got off on the
wrong foot yesterday but I—
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61. Tails, I think it would be best
if you turned UT off.
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62. Amy Rose is a big dope.
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63. Oh, so now that's what
you're thinking?
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64. What? No! Not even close.
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65. And her hair stinks.
What does she shampoo with?
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66. Yogurt from the back
of the fridge?
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67. Why would you even say that?
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68. But I didn't say that, he did.
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69. Sure, you didn't.
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70. I'm stupid.
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71. Hey, I'm not stupid.
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72. And um... I'm ugly too.
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73. - But not as ugly as Sticks.
- Hey!
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74. - Gah!
- What? Ow! Get off of me!
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75. Heh-heh!
Now, this is going nicely.
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76. Dr Eggman is a genius.
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77. Hey, I like your style.
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78. You're the only one
who understands me.
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79. I think we've seen
enough of this.
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80. Let's turn off the monitors and
focus on praising Dr Eggman.
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81. Sonic the Hedgehog,
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82. I can't believe
you'd think those things.
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83. So now you're gonna trust
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84. some bucket of bolts over me?
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85. So, wait? Who called me stupid?
I called me stupid?
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86. Don't you see?
This is what it wants us to do.
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87. The robo-apocalypse is nigh!
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88. After everything I do for you.
You don't appreciate me.
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89. Why am I even here?
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90. I know my friends
wouldn't think
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91. such horrible thoughts
about each other.
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92. Maybe UT's malfunctioning.
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93. What the heck? I didn't install
a remote speaker.
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94. You guys!
Stop! We've been duped.
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95. Eggman swiped UT and
replaced him with this impostor.
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96. We gotta save the real UT.
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97. Don't you guys
wanna get UT back?
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98. Thing is, bud,
that robot of yours
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99. just makes us fight
all the time.
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100. It's evil, I tell you!
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101. Fine, I see how it is.
I'll go get him back myself.
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102. Would you like
another slice of cake?
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103. What a beautiful cake.
I hope no one sits on it.
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104. Eggman!
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105. Landing in that cake
really hurt my credibility.
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106. Not now, UT.
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107. - Give me back my robot.
- Or what?
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108. That's a fair question.
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109. Where's that blue loser
and the rest of your friends?
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110. I'm here alone.
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111. I came to negotiate
the release of my robot UT.
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112. Negotiate? Usually we just
battle till the losing party...
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113. sometimes you, sometimes me,
it's about a 50-50 split...
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114. retreats to his lair.
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115. Let's pretend that's true
and that you don't always lose.
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116. In exchange
for my robot's safe return,
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117. I'll offer my services
as your lab assistant.
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118. Intriguing.
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119. With two mechanical geniuses
under one roof,
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120. I'd raise my win ratio
well above the 50-50 mark
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121. that we agreed was accurate.
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122. Then it's a deal?
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123. I'll have Orbot
draw up a contract.
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124. This will be delicious,
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125. having one of Sonic's friends
helping me
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126. build the tools
that will destroy him.
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127. It's ripe with irony,
Your Evilness.
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128. Sonic won't know what hit him.
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129. But the moment Sonic realises
you're missing,
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130. he'll come bursting
through that door
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131. with that circus troupe
he calls friends
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132. and put a damper
on all the fun.
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133. I've thought of that.
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134. Since you're letting UT go,
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135. I'll just send
a message along with him.
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136. - Good thinking, Number 2.
- I thought I was Number 2.
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137. Please. I'd need a computer
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138. to figure out where you fall
in the pecking order.
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139. Fortunately I have one here.
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140. 347.
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141. Hey, gang. It's Tails.
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142. I'm going to be staying
with Eggman.
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143. No need to rescue me,
I'm 100% safe and happy.
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144. Hey, here comes
Tails' missing robot.
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145. We found him!
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146. When you see Tails,
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147. tell him we looked everywhere
for a long time.
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148. Or we could recycle it and take
a blood oath never to tell.
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149. What? Just spitballin' here.
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150. Hey, gang. It's Tails.
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151. I'm going to be staying
with Eggman.
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152. No need to rescue me,
I'm 100% safe and happy.
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153. I snuck into Eggman's lair
to save my robot.
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154. It was awesome.
You should have seen me.
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155. But I need you
to come rescue me now.
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156. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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157. Wow, UT really came in handy.
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158. Maybe it's not as dumb
an invention as we thought.
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159. Yeah, but we should still
smash it... just to be safe.
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160. No time for that now.
We gotta go save Tails.
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161. Tails, be a doll
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162. and plug my drill
into that outlet over there.
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163. Uh... that doesn't look
very safe.
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164. That's why I'm having you do it.
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165. - It's nice having an assistant.
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166. We're here to save our friend
from your evil clutches.
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167. Wait. What?
No, Tails and I have a contract.
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168. Here's the lab assistant
contract, ready to be signed.
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169. Ha!
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170. Fine! Lucky thing
I always have a plan B.
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171. Amy, look out!
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172. That was close.
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173. I care about your well-being.
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174. Aww!
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175. Ugh! Urrgh! Man!
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176. Rrrragh!
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177. Go!
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178. Heh-heh-heh!
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179. Tails, deploy the photon bombs.
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180. Oh, right.
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181. Sticks, set Knuckles up.
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182. No! Gah!
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183. Thanks for the rescue, guys.
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184. Hey, we couldn't have done it
without UT.
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185. I think we'll be going
on lots more adventures with UT.
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186. I agree.
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187. I'm going to destroy
that stupid robot.
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188. Ugh! Gah!
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189. Sorry, Tails. Had to be done.
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190. Eclair Media
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