1. Grrr!
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2. I don't care what anyone says.
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3. Meh Burgers
are the best burgers.
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4. Mm! It's like Mardi Gras
in my mouth.
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5. Only no one in my mouth
is handing out beads.
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6. Huh?
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7. What will he do
with that skateboard?
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8. I think he's gonna ride it.
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9. Ooh!
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10. What? He's riding a skateboard.
How is that impressive?
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11. He's got serious
street-wise style.
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12. He's jumping six inches
off the ground.
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13. Radical speed!
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14. Oh, for the love of—
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15. Wow, those were
some sweet moves!
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16. Thanks, bro.
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17. You hear that?
He called me bro.
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18. Yeah, I heard.
He's quite a wordsmith.
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19. It's Swifty. Swifty the Shrew.
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20. I don't see
what the fuss is about.
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21. He's just a shrew
in gaudy clothes.
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22. I got it.
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23. You... caught my burger.
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24. Radical... speed.
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25. Radical speed.
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26. Give me a break. I can feed
people sandwiches. Watch.
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27. Hey, lay off, man!
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28. Help! Help! My baby!
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29. Somebody needs
to help that baby.
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30. Say no more, compadre bromigo.
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31. Time for some...
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32. Radical speed.
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33. - Well, I'm saving the day too.
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34. Time for some rescuing baby...
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35. action... hero-ness?
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36. I'll figure out
a catchphrase later.
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37. Wow!
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38. Ow, my retinas!
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39. Glue!
Get your fresh glue here.
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40. Ugh!
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41. Remember, when you need a hero
with style, give me a call.
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42. I'm Swifty the Shrew.
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43. Catch you around,
dudes... and lady-dudes.
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44. I'd love to be his lady-dude.
Oh!
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45. Me too. Oh!
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46. Fainting party!
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47. Agh!
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48. Lousy Swifty and his lousy
in-your-face streetwise style.
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49. Lousy hip urban lingo.
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50. Did you see the way he pulled
down his sunglasses and winked?
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51. Oh, he's perfect.
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52. I know. If he ever visited me,
I'd disable all my booby traps.
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53. You never disable
your booby traps.
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54. I know!
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55. This is one bodacious
radical flying machine,
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56. duderino bro-guy.
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57. Duderino bro-guy?
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58. Totally radical
engineering!
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59. Hey, that's my best friend
you're bonding with, punk.
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60. Whoa, chillax, blue man.
What's the big dealio?
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61. The big dealio
is I'm sick of you.
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62. I'm sick
of your gelled-back fur
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63. and I'm sick of your hip urban
lingo with words like dealio.
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64. Let's not go aggro, brozilla.
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65. Can't help
if I'm more handsome, styling
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66. and totally faster than you.
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67. You're not faster than me.
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68. Bro, you've got speed,
but not radical speed.
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69. Stop saying that!
It's not even a thing.
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70. Radical speed
is totally a thing.
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71. A race around the village
will prove it isn't.
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72. Ah, sounds dope.
Winner gets bragging rights.
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73. - Agreed.
- And the loser leaves town.
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74. Wait... what?
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75. If you don't think
you've got the skills...
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76. I've got the skills all right.
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77. I'm so full of skills that
they're leaking out of my ears.
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78. Not literally.
That would be disgusting.
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79. See you at the race.
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80. Man, can you believe that guy?
What a lameoid.
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81. That lameoid
is my best friend.
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82. - That didn't come out right.
- Swifty, you're the lameoid.
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83. You're one thousand times
the lameoid that Sonic is.
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84. But look at my flashy threads
and fly shades.
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85. Yeah, look at his
flashy threads and fly shades.
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86. Knuckles!
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87. Swifty, get out.
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88. So long, losers. Swifty out!
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89. Ladies and gentlemen,
prepare for the race of a lifetime.
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90. The winner will have
the right to brag
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91. whenever and wherever he wants.
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92. The loser will um...
let's see now...
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93. be banished from the village
forever.
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94. That seems a little harsh,
but rules are rules.
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95. Racers, on your marks.
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96. Get set.
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97. Go!
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98. How the—
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99. What if Sonic doesn't win?
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100. He'll win.
Nobody's faster than Sonic.
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101. Radical speed!
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102. Radical shut your pie hole!
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103. Ha-ha!
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104. OK, I won.
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105. This is the part
where everyone cheers.
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106. Radical smoothie.
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107. He won? With time
to get a smoothie? But... how?
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108. I passed him. I saw it.
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109. Something smells fishy
about this race.
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110. I told you! I have
irritable bowl syndrome.
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111. Ahem. I think it's time for
someone to be all banished, yo.
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112. Sonic the Hedgehog,
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113. in accordance
with town byelaw 77415,
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114. subsection B paragraph 9,
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115. I hereby declare you...
uh... banished.
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116. No.
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117. No.
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118. No.
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119. I can't accept
that Sonic is gone.
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120. But Sonic is gone! Ha-ha!
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121. You all fell victim to the
charms of my greatest robot yet.
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122. - A robot?
- More like an army of robots.
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123. Radical speed!
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124. Sonic didn't lose the race.
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125. There were just multiple
Swifties all along the track.
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126. I call shenanigans!
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127. It's too late for shenanigans.
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128. Now, without your precious
hedgehog hero to stop me,
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129. I can finally fulfil
my lifelong evil dream.
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130. Building my own theme park.
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131. That doesn't sound very evil.
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132. It might even create new jobs.
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133. Silence!
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134. In my theme park empire
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135. your entire village will be
forced to wait in long lines,
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136. buy overpriced merch
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137. and eat week-old turkey legs
covered in preservatives.
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138. And remember,
it all started with a shrew.
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139. Waargh!
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140. We need Sonic!
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141. Ha-ha-ha!
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142. Get Sonic back!
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143. Oh, well, it's not that simple.
He's been banished.
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144. Then un-banish him.
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145. I can't just un-banish someone.
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146. Un-banishing requires an
assembly of the village council.
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147. Then assemble them.
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148. I suppose I could do that.
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149. I hereby call to order
the un-banishing proceedings.
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150. OK, let's see.
Hedgehog comma Sonic.
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151. Middle name: The.
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152. Now, where oh where
is his 1087-Q1B form?
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153. Just do it already!
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154. All in favour
of un-banishing Sonic
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155. so he can save our lives,
say "aye".
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156. Aye!
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157. - All opposed?
- Nay.
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158. I hereby declare Sonic
un-banished.
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159. Un-banished.
- Go ahead.
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160. Unradical!
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161. My theme park!
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162. I was gonna make a killing
off that merch.
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163. Ugh!
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164. Aargh!
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165. Catch you later, Eggface.
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166. - I did it!
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167. I have a catchphrase.
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168. Catch you later, Eggface.
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169. Ha!
Catch you... later... Eggface.
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170. Let's not kill it, son.
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171. Eclair Media
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